Credit to storybycorey for their fic "Today", which inspired this piece. Scully needs a sample of male sex cells, and Mulder needs some help supplying the goods. He gives her a call and is surprised to find that Dana is not afraid to get hot'n'heavy over the phone. Yes, it's smut — don't look at me! (Continued following a warm reception, cliché undercover-married times to follow.)
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 12/26/2018 - [D. Scully, F. Mulder] - Complete