For some reason, a superheroine with by far the worst code name of any superhero ever decides to do something absolutely terrible. This fanfic is basically a bad parody of those fics that make heroic characters absolutely terrible people because the author of the fic hates them. Disclaimer: I don't hate NTW, I just hate her codename. Don't kill me please.

Wade wasn't the best at wooing. Spideypool. Oneshot.

When Wade and Vanessa are expecting their first child together. Both of them are excited and nervous. But, unknown to them there will be dangers that lies ahead and might threaten the life they have built.

Movie Deadpool 2: Cable had never seen another convict like him before. A weirdo who could take a metal fist to the face and hop back up with a smile firmly in place. If only the mutant in the strangely tight prison jumpsuit wasn't trying to keep him from nipping the problem of 'Fire Fist still existing' in the proverbial bud. Sequel to Waiting Around To Die!

There was only one thing more terrifying then somehow appearing (alone, penniless, and lacking an identity) in the Marvel Universe: having a certain trigger-happy, filthy-mouthed, fourth-wall-breaking mercenary of questionable conscience notice you on the metro ride home from work.

Hello Fellow Readers this Story is Happy, Sad and have the only good Deadpool myself... I know your clapping... I know your bored... I know you'll like this story.

It's Christmas Eve. The presents are wrapped, the children are asleep, and only Santa Claus is stirring as he prepares to inevitably deliver presents to millions of children. But - ah! What's that? Deadpool has come to talk to Saint Nicholas? Whatever could he want with the father of Christmas? (Spoiler: to off him, kiddos!)

When she is working on a contract, Deadpool interrupts and finds himself wanting to know more about this woman who he just can't seem to get off his mind.

There were a lot of things Cable hadn't told Wade. Most of these things were irrelevant, and some he just didn't know if he could. Rating may change depending on where it goes.

Cable al salvar la vida del mercenario había tomado una dolorosa decisión. No había vuelta atrás, estaba hecho. Solo le quedaba seguir adelante aunque no fuera nada fácil. Y tampoco lo era para Wade, que además de estar combatiendo en su propia lucha interior parece haberse metido ahora en un lío del que no sabe salir.

After Deadpool 2, ignoring the end credits scene. Deadpool and Cable have to share a bed and end up cuddling. Soulmate AU

"What's shakin' one-armed metal daddy?" he sing-songed as he casually flipped through Nate's open hotel window.

AU. Una extraña mutación que afecta a todo el mundo por igual hace aparecer en la muñeca de cada uno el nombre de su alma gemela. Desde que Wade recibió su marca, siempre tuvo la esperanza de encontrar al tal Nathan.

A road trip with Deadpool and The Punisher goes humorously awry.

Wade Wilson drives his baby girl and girlfriend home for the first time. Pure OCxCanon fluff. Rated T for language. Pure OCxCanon Fluff

Domino had never fallen. She had never tripped on the stairs, slipped in the hall, stumbled over uneven ground; she's just insanely lucky. Even socially and academically, she's never fallen, she has never failed a test, never made a massive fool of herself that's knocked her down the social ladder. So she decides to play matchmaker for her best friend, Ellie. (Movieverse)

Josi loses her job at Deadpool's expense. He offers her a deal that she...might refuse. Josi is sassy, Wolverine is forever pissed that hes a main character, Spiderman is an overprotective friend, the Avengers got paid 50 cents to be in a few chapters, There's still not enough X-Men, and Deadpool is...Deadpool. HUGE Avenger/XMen crossover

Si bien Wade no estaba tan loco como algunos solían pensar, si que era bastante inestable emocionalmente y propenso a sufrir de alucinaciones y de delirios de grandeza. Además, su mente contenía agujeros por los que los recuerdos caían y se perdían, pero él sabía que algunos de ellos son imborrables. (comicverse)

Movie Deadpool 2: Wasn't bad enough he was finally dying? Now some weirdo made at least one quarter out of indestructible metal had to invade his new digs (read: super mutant prison) and threaten to kill the fire flinging pre-teen he'd been locked up with. The only saving grace of the whole messed up situation? At least the hyper violent Hobo With A Shotgun had the hots for him.

Deadpool is being hunted by a mysterious man who wants him dead which is a little bit of a challenge since the merc with a mouth is immortal because of his abilities.

Cable réalise que Wade lui a volé sa machine et a trafiqué avec les lignes temporelles. Il réquisitionne l'aide de Negasonic et Yukio pour remettre les choses en l'ordre. Wade est réticent, mais quand il apprend qu'il a accidentellement re-rendu canon X-men Origins : Wolverine, le mercenaire répond à l'appel du devoir... et tente de séduire Cable au passage !

Les étudiants de l'institut Xavier sont en sortie pédagogique (enlèvement avec préméditation et violences aggravées en vocabulaire pédagogique des X-men). Deadpool profite de l'oportunité pour les pister et raconter au coin du feu à leurs camarades la belle et féerique histoire d'amour de Yukio et Negasonic. Reste à voir si Negasonic réussira à le faire taire avant qu'il ne f

Un oneshot de Deadpool (por si no había sido obvio adivinarlo por el título). ¿Que cosa extraordinaria no habrá hecho todavía el mercenario bocón? Espero esta historia de una sugerencia.

Summary: Deadpool hands out lemons to random people.

- Not To Fuck Up. So you've seen the movie – not only that but it's mother-fucking sequel – and like our very own Sad-Fucker of an author here, saw that lil' ol' book in Colossus' thick, velvety metal fingers and wondered what other rules the X-People had knockin' around in there. Well get ready kids, 'cos this ain't even close. (Rated for language and everything else)