Guess who's back, back again? Deadpool's back! Tell a friend! And lookie here, we have a M rating! Go crazy with the questions! There's no censorship!

Deadpool does stuff.

Cable freed his mouth and took a step back. "Take your mask off. I wanna see you." Wade's mind did its best imitation of the Windows XP error sound, and all its currently opened tabs froze. "What?" he breathed out, several seconds too late. "You don't have to hide anything from me. Besides, I've already seen you without it."

Seriously? THAT'S the title of this fic? What, are we ripping off DC Comics now? (Zip it, Slade!) And what's up with the cover image? That doesn't look like me at all! That's just some video game voice actor... oh no. Are we really doing this? Fine. Spoiler alert kids: I killed myself. Well, I killed the guy who plays me in the movies. Can I save the timeline from my past self?

Avant que le film réinvente Negasonic Teenage Warhead, dans les comics ce nom était porté par un perso très différent et beaucoup moins cool. Heureusement Deadpool le seul et l'unique à travers le multivers peut transcender les différents media et arranger ça ! (N'importe quoi pour plaire au lectorat et booster les ventes.)

(Set After Deadpool 2) Deadpool and Cable are forced to team up on a mission to the prison facility called theIce Box, the damages sustained due to Cables break-in ended with the security eventually being overwhelmed, resulting in the inmates taking full control of the prison. Tasked with a mission they will have to work together, while Wade will be in more danger than he thinks.

He was incandescent light and my god, you were not a good person.

Based on the movie "Deadpool 2", after his girlfriend Ness dies and doesn't allow him to stay in the afterlife with her, Deadpool decides to get back at her by finally trying to bang Colossus.

What do you get when you cross two clinically depressed mutants, a smart-mouthed bartender and a cyborg from the future? This story! Join Jess as she navigates the loss of a close friend, a suicidal bestie and weird feelings for a guy with a dead wife and kid. RATED M for: swearing, violence and adult situations. TRIGGER WARNING for: suicide, self harm and depression.

This is a fill for a prompt from @decaykid on tumblr: "Hello! For the Cablepool prompts may I ask for their first kiss?"

Wade Wilson has a broken heart and isn't looking for love, but when Neena Thruman, also known as Domino on the interwebs, asks him to be her wingman on a Tinder meet-up, he can't say no. The Trucker AU nobody knew they wanted until it happened.

(Deadpool 2 movie) Nate works the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven, and Wade's a flirty, delusional mercenary who likes 69cent slurpee refills and believes that the man with the war wounds and gleaming metal prosthetic arm is in love with him.

If someone were to strap you in and measure your heart rate, it wouldn't be a surprise to anyone to find it'd be beating in time with his own heart. The notion is meant to be romantic, as is customary in romances, and you think it might be romantic if an uneven heart rate wasn't a sign of a serious health condition.

Cable has been dating Linzey for several months. And then he starts to suspect something about her that could change both of their worlds forever.

Sasha is a powerful metal manipulator. And she's dating Cable. Nothing that can go wrong with that, right?

Wade has noticed that Cable's been looking more and more beat as the days pass by, but whenever he asks him what shit in his cereal Cable just says he's fine. Wade's not buying it for a second and he plans on getting to the bottom of it, even if that means taking him to the stinky, smelly, flee infested animal prison they call a zoo. Deadpool 2, Deadpool movie verse

She was the one person Wade never wanted to have near the battle. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Can this technopath/electropath help them? But more importantly, can she be the shining light for the time-traveling cyborg? Rated M, obviously. Definitely will have smut. Chapters are named after songs, just FYI

My first Marvel fic in which was inspired by Deadpool 2. Should I fear? I think so. Anyway, enjoy this little cablepool fic.

So Cable is kind of stuck here for now, and Wade just wishes he'd become a bit more chummy, much to Weasel's chagrin. Shenanigans unfold when a mysterious woman buys them all drinks in a bar and just once, maybe we can all have our happy endings. Euphemisms, man.

Wade tiene problemas de autoestima más grabes de lo que en un principio Nathan había pensado.

Wade Wilson was a shameless flirt. Everybody knew that. But nobody believes him when he's being truthful. Maybe…Maybe he needs to get a few things off his chest. And then, when he gets a bit too talkative, Colossus can only think of one way to shut him up.

What caused Negasonic and Yukio to be late for the final battle?

Con alguien como Deadpool, era complicado demostrar debilidades e intereses, y en especial si ambos eran la misma persona. (Drabble)

Here is some words from Deadpool himself...

Deadpool outgrew the life of hunting down foe's that were hired to take him out. Now, he's teamed up with Cable and Wolverine. To do what? Chew ass and kick bubblegum. And he's all out of bubblegum. The super trio travel yonder to hunt down Apocalypse and his four horsemen. Will they be able to stop the world from ending? Will Deadpool ever get laid? The answer is no. He won't.