Crouch's attempt to Portkey-ify the Triwizard Cup goes horribly wrong, and Harry Potter winds up on the floor of Gringotts, where he learns some surprising truths about his parentage and lineage. Look out, world-Hadrian Winston Churchill, the lost Heir of Britain's legendary Prime Minister, is back, and he's not happy! Crack taken seriously. OC's, Evil Dumbles, Weasley Bashing.

Hermione wakes up in labor with no memory of herself, her life, or the man calling himself her husband. Is she really married to Ron Weasley? Why can't she remember? And what does a man in black have to do with anything? Warning: Slight Non-con (non- con is Not HG/SS) and darkish themes.

"Are you absolutely sure you want this? You can't get revenge and keep your spotless reputation," he reminded. The look on her face was set, her eyes shone with a rage not directed at him. "Sometimes revenge is a choice you've got to make." Fueled by the pain of watching Ron snog Lavender Brown, Hermione seeks the help of Draco Malfoy in order to get revenge. 6th year, Dramione.

A collection of oneshots about queer characters. [9] Lee/George - Fred's argument: It's not blackmail if you're twins. [10] Ginny/Hermione - Ginny's bad luck. Hermione isn't so sure. [11] Lee/George - Skateboarding, iced coffee, and kissing in cars.

The yule ball is fast approaching and Harmony is stressed, She has a dress likely to give her dad a heart attack, A date who seems intent on keeping her at arms length despite her wanting more. And she has to dance in front of a hall full of students some of whom want to see her flat on her face Cough- slytherins-Cough. Female Harry potter. Swearing, Offensive language later on

The twins are up to no good and Adrian Pucey really needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. This story contains British swearing offensive language and Fem!Harry / Female Harry potter

Severus is about to get a very unexpected surprised for his seventeenth birthday. Female Harry Potter, Fem!Harry, Snarry Don't like Don't read. Teenage Severus Snape, Teenage Harmony Potter. No Voldemort. Seriously AU. Fluff, Fluff and more Fluff. Seriously book an appointment with the dentist if you're wanting to read this. WSF verse but can be read as stand alone if you want.

The Potter family is attacked by Voldemort. Voldemort manages to succeed in killing the two parents, but when time comes to kill the young Harry the killing curse is deflected. A feat of magic so great it sends ripples through the ambient magic of the world. Ripples that only one man feels... Merlin himself. With the tutelage of the Merlin Emrys, Harry faces the magical world.

Soul mates are something out of fairy tales. Some people spend their whole life searching for theirs while others never find theirs. For Emma Moody and George Weasley their soul mate bond started at the moment they were conceived. Can this elegant fairy/witch half-ling keep up with her round-bunches red head Weasley or will she fall into the twins insanity. OC rights only.

Seven years in and James is very nearly an expert on Lily Evans.

The war is over, and Minerva and Horace find comfort in one another's company and mourn their fallen students... all of their students.

AU. After working together, Fleur finally asks Hermione out on a date. After mistakes are made, how long will Hermione play hard to get? Fleurmione.

After her first year at Hogwarts, Ginny is determined not to keep a diary. At least, not a proper one.

Harry, Ginny, and a cosy, knitted blanket in December.

AU, one shot set in the "A Tale of Two Brothers" world. Harry and Ron get drunk. They're not the only ones drinking too much. Warnings: Dark. Spanking/corporal punishment of a teenager. Violence.

drarry in antarctica / don't actually take this fic seriously lol, it's crack

It's the middle of Harry's 5th year. Umbridge is trying to make his life absolutely miserable. She wants to expose his 'lies' when she is given 7 books all about his life from kids that are from the future. What will happen? Warning: Spoilers if you haven't at least read the books or seen the movies.

Muggle AU - He was the star striker on the Varsity football team. She has fancied him from the second she saw him. He has a secret. Can his mother push them in the right direction?

A story where Ron Weasley doesn't understand. SSHG. Contains Ron-bashing. Don't like? Just don't read.

Harry Potter was a magical child that brought magic to millions of people around the world. But what if, some things changed? What if, with the addition of a few mysterious strangers, Harry Potter completely lost the plot and found a new route. Taking both canon and fanon into account, what if things were more than what they were? Harry Potter, all of it, done differently.

A side pairing one-shot set inside and after, due to the use of flashbacks, the story True Allegiances. It explores the hinted at the relationship between Draco and Charlie.

"Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, Granger. We'll deal with the poison later." Hermione is rigid, uptight and perfect...but fire doesn't discriminate. Can duelling clubs, detention and a former enemy seduce her into embracing the wilder side of life? After all, white fire burns brightest. DRAMIONE

Ginny is sent back in time to 1976 (the time of the Marauders). What will happen? Will she find love? Or will her feelings for Harry block out any chance for romance. Ginny/Sirius

Set after The Second Wizarding War a now disgraced Rita Skeeter has spent the past year in hiding. Fired from the Daily Prophet and no longer writing. How will she pick up the pieces of her reputation? What will she do to make her way in this new world which for the most part does not want her work in it.

Neville Longbottom stands face to face with Bellatrix Lestrange.