"No es que esté obsesionado con Dave Strider. Saber su peso y altura entre otras muchas cosas no le hace ser un acosador; ver a todas horas sus vídeos para escuchar su voz tampoco le hace ser como su jauría loca de groupies. O eso dice en público." / AU. / Lemon. / Multi-pairing. / Angst a ratos. / [REESCRITO HASTA EL CAPÍTULO 9.]

Camping trip gone snowstorm survival. I banged the first chapter out in like an hour, I'm not a wordsmith and this is only the first ever story I've posted here so idk, take that as you will. Reviews are much appreciated even scathing ones.

Vriska uses her engineering skills to repair Tavros' damaged and sparking robot legs. Hurt/comfort fetish fluff. Rated M for inappropriate touching and descriptions of alien genitalia.

It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of, well...their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

You are awoken by a knock in the middle of the night. Somehow a webcomic has colided woth your own world. Somehow you have been mixed up with these creatures and are now playing your own game.

This group of friends have 50 days to finish 50 activities in their summer break. On the way they're going to have to solve problems like: Relationships, feelings, drama and more.But they're determined to finish the task before their last year of high-school comes because they may not be able to do something as a group in a long while. (I suck at descriptions and this is davekat)

Your name is Rose Lalonde and the world you stand on should not exist. Your name is Rose Lalonde and you wish this world had remained destroyed. Your name is Rose Lalonde and you just want to see your fucking wife again. (In which Rose Lalonde wakes up in her childhood bedroom on the 13th of April 2008, centuries after beating the Game, and is left to deal with the consequences.)

The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

What was Aranea's grubhood and wigglerhood like?

Rufioh and Horuss are newly married. Rufioh finds out he's carrying a child It's Humanstuck It gets dark

A long time ago, the world was made by a group of people known as the "Creators", but their disappearance caused the world to go by a different path. How can the world survive now? And more importantly: How will this new group of kids take this responsibility and survive the destruction of all they have known?

Rose didn't always ignore her mother. (Originally posted on A03, back on June 4th of 2018 aka this year: /works/14846706)

The final battle against Robo-Jack and Pimp-Jack goes about as expected, until it doesn't. It's only fitting to have victory snatched away at the last second, only to start another goddamn trek through the universe. By the way, Dave hates time-travel. Prequel to Defragmentation

Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.

His name was Eridan Ampora. He'd just killed his former Matesprit, and destroyed all hope for the restoration of the troll race. And now he stood on the roof of their hidden base, facing off against a Thief of Light and a Bard of Rage. But this time, things are going to go a lot differently. AU where Eridan survives Act 5, and continues with the group to Act 6.

John and Rose, private investigators, pick up a missing persons case, leading them to a town with a mysterious and dark underbelly.

Inspired by another fic, the story of the Sufferer's rise to revolt is told. A space-faring alien race crash lands and are forced to work with Kankri Vantas and Meulin Leijon to recuperate, find the missing crew, and get off Alternia.

Cronus X Mituna nada más que decir. Estoy obligado por la mafia a escribir este fanfic. Un pequeño texto dedicado a mi querida Marzy

Andrew Hussie has died, and his last will and testament is being read. In retrospect, having the Mother Grub read it was a bad idea.

I honestly don't know why this came up and why i wrote this but hope you enjoy and follow my fam glitchbxtch05

Tavros is witness and cause to a fight between a certain stoner and a certain bitch bully, who he also has feelings for. Shitty summary aside, probably tavris later on, upload schedule Will be weird, leave thoughts please!

Sisters Toni and Innot Jeroba are found on a new planet in search of a party. They meet a strange woman who looks like Innot, and she takes them to Clown Church. It seems as though, Innot has caught a few eyes. I wonder who she caught?

Karkat's a cop and Dave's a DJ. After a bust goes wrong the two are forced to move with one another and learn more about each other by doing so. This is a Davekat slow burn, as their relationship grows slowly because these bois are awkward.

A short story set in an AU where the events of Hiveswap don't take place until 2001.

John is a 23 year old Paranormal investigator and writer, sticking his nose in places they shouldn't be, writing about mythical beings. But what happens when he falls in love with one said myth? I'd love your criticism on this story and use it to improve on future stories! So please enjoy this JohnDave/PepsiCola OneShot!