"It's okay, isn't it? I mean, it's not like it really matters, right Rick? Isn't that what you always say "nothing matters"? So, this is nothing. It's just a small blip on the radar of the universe. I'm just one Morty and you always keep reminding me how disposable I am. My life holds no worth. And Mortys die every day anyways, right? It's just infinite minus one. Doesn't really...

Morty attempts to stop cutting himself.

This is just a place for me to put any other Rick x Julie content I make, and will be updated at random. (since there are AUs, the only genre I put is romance)

How did Rick B-64 and Morty K-7α1 become partners on the CPF? How did they fall in love? And why are they such great partners despite being such an unlikely duo? Warnings: Rick/Morty, has a bit of everything: comedy, action, fluff, drama angst, romance and smut

Rick got pretty messed up after the events of Auto Erotic Assimilation. Distraught and alone, he decided to take the easy way out.

A story about Morty's sexual excesses and Rick bearing secretly witness to it. First chapter contains Morty/Snuffles and voyeurism (on Rick's side). Later chapters will also contain Morty/Summer, Rick/Morty and use of sex toys and masturbation.

If you love alcoholic science-grandpas with crazy blue hair, you're in the right place! All of these one-shots put YOU, the reader, in various situations with the lovable Rick Sanchez! Some will be fluffy, some might get dark but all will be fun.

based on a fanart from @SundaeMrs: Rick V-27 shouldn't really be surprised about anything anymore when coming home to his housewife Morty…but he still does. Warnings: Rick/Morty smut sexy lingerie

Jerry Smith wakes up one day and realises he needs to move on.

Rick and Morty stumbled upon a newfound planet, with boring atmosphere and boring enemies. That until they encountered a survivor that may help them from getting out of there. Meanwhile, Morty is troubled about his grandfather's behavior and in between two rivalries that he'll have to situate while in a planet unknown to both of them.

In a multiverse where Ricks die every day leaving their Mortys behind, this team of significantly skilled Ricks has only one task - to protect and save the lives of Mortys in every single conceivable reality. [IN PROGRESS]

A Rick promises Unicorn Chaser Morty to show him a unicorn. It isn't a lie since he gets to meet Unicorn Morty in that strange building. However, there is actually more to it than that… Warnings: Mortycest threesome smut (oral, fingering, rimming, anal, double-penetration, orgasm denial and also horse dick), Rick/Morty voyeurism/exhibitionism and bukkake

Rick kills his daughter in another timeline and this event is witnessed by Rick C-137 around whom the story revolves. He needs comforting. Who will comfort him- his scientific postulates or his family?

Surgeon Rick fixes a lot of Mortys with the weirdest conditions and illnesses each day. But this fine day he gets visited by a Rick and his Morty who have an unusual problem. What kind of doctor would he be though if he declined their request? After all, there is nothing that Surgeon Rick can't fix. Warnings: Rick/Morty smut, medical kink, fisting, partner swap (kind of)

Alexandria is a mysterious woman who happen to have a fierce and uncaring attitude and will do anything to protect those under her wing. When Rick meets her he dosent know what to think of her. Blood, Gore, Cursing, Sex, and drugs. Will they both get their heads out of their asses and finally open up? or will they end up killing either other?

Usually Morty makes sure not to stare too long, too hard, but tonight, just tonight, with screams echoing in his ears whenever he closes his eyes, Morty can't find the energy to care. So he stares back and tries to drink his fill for the next day, the next week, the next hundred years. Rick and Morty stay the night in a motel.

There are many things that Morty wouldn't have expected. One of them being that his grandpa would turn himself into a wolf. The other being that the scientist, turned feral animal, would try to fuck him… Warnings: Rick/Morty, Wolf!Rick, kind of non-con/dub-con beastiality smut

The realization had hit him as he picked up the knife. This could only end one way. The way that this story of mentor and apprentice always had in the galaxy, all the galaxies, for millions of years. Rick knows that. Rick knew that. Rick had known that for a long time. And the tears wouldn't stop.

Out there is a universe where one Rick doesn't just have one Morty but three. See how the lives of the Smith family and Rick Sanchez go when they actually have to deal with triplets.

Nicole Sanchez of dimension JC-147 is being hunted by the Citadel for supposed crimes. She stays with Rick and Morty of dimension C-137 to lay low. But, the Citadel has something much bigger, and eviller, planned for the smart teen.

AU: Morty is a troubled boy, living in a village where he is treated like an outcast. The only friend that he has is a lone tree that stands near a cliff. However, there is a bit more to this tree…and he's also a bit more to Morty than just his only friend… Warnings: alternate universe, Rick/Morty, Rick is a tree!, PWP smut including humping and anal penetration

Now that they've started messing around, Rick and Morty have concocted all sorts of strategies for stealing moments together while the rest of the family is around. A/N: Just a silly one-shot about nothing at all. Takes place after Impaired Decisions.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if morty had a friend? This is the story of the adventures of Jamie and Morty from dimension C-042. Join them In a story mixed with mellow slice of life content and awesome adventures where Jamie joins Rick, Morty and the rest of the Smith family! Story told by arcs 1-4, 5-6 and 7 onwards

Morty takes care of Rick after he turned vegetative. Of course, he is a good boy and takes care of ALL of his grandfather's needs… Warnings: Rick/Morty, Veggie!Rick, emotions (angst, fluff, slight romance), non-consensual smut

On their last so called adventure, Rick and Morty were exposed to an alien poison that just so happened to be a powerful aphrodisiac. Under its influence, the two shared an unspeakable experience. What will they do once they realize the effects of the toxin haven't quite worn off yet. Sequel to Rick, Morty and the Alien Tentacle Plant.