"Chapter 14:

Green Arrow aimforthesky ✓

Who pissed in Batman's cereal.

Elongated Man stretchhhh✓

Teaaaa

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Lmao

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Trouble in the league who would have guessed

Green Arrow aimforthesky ✓

Arsenal

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Traffic light

Impulse imfast✓

BURNNNNNN

G. Gordon Godfrey officialGodfrey ✓

Major showdown between Batman and the Red Hood happens in the middle of Gotham. Find out more on the G. Gordon Godfrey show.

Tim Drake officialTimD ✓

Brooo stop plugging yourself at the end of all ur tweetsss

Dick Grayson OfficialDGrayson ✓

Lmao go off timmy

Bruce Wayne OfficialBWayne ✓

Dick don't encourage your brother and Tim do not go off

Oliver Queen OfficialOQueen✓

Who pissed in Bruce Wayne's cereal.

Bruce Wayne OfficialBWayne ✓

F off

Potato head

OH SHIT ITS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN BILLIONAIRES AHHH

Lex Luthor realLuthor ✓

Absolutely immature

Potato head

No one likes u

I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan

Go back to the sewer u crawled out of

Yeeter skeet

AbSoLuTeLy ImMaTuRe

Yeeter skeet

Says the guy who is constantly acting like a five year old attempting to gain all their parents attention for superman.

Standom hashbrown

OH SHIT Yeeter skeet popped offf

Peter piper

So uh Red Hood highkey was about to shoot at Robin but then Nightwing stepped in the way and was like "nah" and Red Hood legitimately said and I quote, "your funeral idiot" and then shot him and then Nightwing was all like "love you too." like bruh what the hell.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Yes.

Red Hood ihatebatman

It's true, Nightwing and I are having an affair and Robin is the offspring of us not being… Safe

Buzzfeed News BuzzfeedOfficial ✓

Is RedWing a new couple to look out for and is Robin the secret child of the two. Click here for more.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Bruh. What do you mean saying it's questionable.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Are you doubting my undying love for NIGHTWING?!

Bart Allen hrrrrgayyyy

I can not believe I am living through this right now…

Bart Allen hrrrrgayyyy

I love it.

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

I would like to put it out there that I am not dating the Red Hood nor is Robin my child.

Red Hood ihatebatman

You can't just throw Robin on me after the divorce.

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

What the actual f-

Red Hood ihatebatman

This is too fun

Red Hood ihatebatman

And also true

Red Hood ihatebatman

Right arsenal

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Definitely. I am the kids godfather.

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

This is the stupidest thing ever.

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

…

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

I love it

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

IM BEING ADOPTED GUYSSS

Blue Beetle Scarab✓

ROBIN NO

Beast Boy GarL✓

ROBIN YES

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

ROBIN NO

Impulse imfast✓

ROBIN YES

Batman thedarknight ✓

Robin.

Batman thedarknight ✓

no.

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

Dang it.

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

Isn't it weird how everything is bat-this bat-that

Standom hashbrown

Please explain

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

Batmobile. Batcomputer. Bataoisdfja kedkavmers

Standom hashbrown

Uhhh

Potato head

he dead.

Yeeter skeet

Guys.

Yeeter skeet

I'm not ok.

Yeeter skeet

*video of Robin fighting Poison Ivy. Robin abruptly stops and then hands Ivy a paper and asks her to read it. "I am the Lorax, I speak for the tree…"*

Yeeter skeet

I can die happy now.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Hey everyone, your friendly neighborhood Red Hood here offering free advice.

Batman thedarknight ✓

I would like to advise that no one listens to him.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Would. Not should batsy.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Now as I was saying.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Advice on cults.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Personally I find that while leading cults gets you more money being a follower is more fun.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Impulse imfast✓

Hmmmm

Impulse imfast✓

So what I'm hearing is that I should def joing a cult and not lead it cuz its funner?

Red Hood ihatebatman

Yup.

Impulse imfast✓

Got it.

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Aaaaaah

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

I've got sooo many issues that I don't know how to solve

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Whatever will i do.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Why IM GLAD U ASKED

Red Hood ihatebatman

Water solves all our problems

Red Hood ihatebatman

Wanna lose weight?

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Drink water

Red Hood ihatebatman

Get clear skin

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Drink water

Red Hood ihatebatman

Tired of someone

Arsenal Bestarcher✓

Drown them in water.

Yeeter skeet

What the fu-

Red Hood ihatebatman

Go away. We're drinking our problems avaywk;la

Yeeter skeet

I-

Yeeter skeet

Nightwing come get you're husband.

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

I-

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

Hes not even

Nightwing thedarkbird✓

I quit

Red Hood ihatebatman

lol" Dick read. He had long gotten used to being kidnapped and put into warehouses. Dick sighed as he rubbed his face. He didn't like how everyone was saying that Red Hood was his husband. Number one, he was pretty sure that Hood and Roy had something going on. Number two, Red Hood was actually Jason Todd, a.k.a Dick's brother. Number three. He had only every loved 2 people. Both of which were red heads. He and Babs had recently broken up. And the other was de- nope. MIA. The other was MIA.

So what to expect from the next chapter. Well. I'm glad u asked. Basically I'm going to introduce the ship of Bart and El Dorado because I looked into that ship and I though it was cute. And yeah, thats the only definite for right now. I'd really appreciate it if y'all gave me ur feedback. I wanna make sure u guys can get what you want out of this fic.

(Disclaimer: some inspiration for certain moments were drawn from batfam instagram posts.)

But yeah. Remember to review y'all!