Christmas special: Jamal V.S the Spirit of Christmas
Jamal POV
3 Days from Christmas
I hate Christmas.
I hate how happy everyone always is.
I hate how everyone gets a bunch of gifts. While I always get coal.
And most of all…I hate putting up decorations!
Now I know I sound like a duchebag…or the grinch but it's true! Christmas is my least favorite holiday and the worse holiday! Ever since mom and dad found me, I've hated it. I never really got gifts when I was younger because I was always in so much trouble I would get coal! But I got socks…and very ugly clothes if I had a decent year. It wasn't the best time when I saw everyone in nice clothes after Christmas, and I would walk in the class room with my discount sweaters and ugly 2 dollar shoes!
I'm just ready for the Christmas hype to be over! What's so cool about it anyway…it's just some overweight man giving you gifts and presents. I swear if I see him, I'm going to-.
"Jamal could you pass the Santa hat here! It's Christmas and I need to look just like the fat man if I want to be like him!" says Xenovia
Oh, did I fail to mention that everyone's over at my house and are decorating my tree? Well that's my fault, I guess.
"Yeah here…" I say to Xenovia as I pass the hat
While everyone is having fun decorating my tree, I'm over here sulking and mad because I just wanted some peace and quiet. Now since Issei and Kenji have come there's no way I can have any peace and quiet huh?
"Hey Jamal get your whining butt up and help us but these ornaments up man!" Says Kenji
"Yeah man, stop being a baby and help us out man!" Says the always loud Issei
"Mmmmm…I really don't want to. Y'all know I don't like this holiday"
"Please Jamal…it'll be more fun if you come and help us! There's never gonna be as much fun if you don't help!" Says Asia as she looks at me with the puppy dog eyes
"Hey are you trying to say me and Issei aren't fun?!" Shouts Kenji
"Yeah me and Kenji are as fun as it gets!" Says the Demi god Issei as he accidentally breaks a glass ball.
"You two are about as fun as you are smart, and if that's any correlation, that means your not very fun!" comments Asia
This gets a laugh out of everyone and it kinda brightens my mood a bit. But I still don't wanna do the tree so I look at my dog Lucy and see that she's sleeping so I can't use her as a distraction to not help them. So I look at Asia and say.
"…Your lucky I can't say no to you very well"
I get up off the couch and grab a Santa hat and put it on my head…it feels awful that I'm worshiping the fat mans over high ego. It's bad enough that people already love him like he's me! Like how can anyone love him so much! I just don't get how…wait, I bet it's because he brings great presents! Maybe I should start doing the same with people.
Wait forget bringing presents to people, I just got the best Idea! Santa clause won't even know what hit him…Literally!
I help grab all the ornaments and put them on my tree and a few hours later its complete. It actually doesn't look terrible for once. But that doesn't make me not want to destroy Santa clause. I've already thought of a plan and everything on how to defeat the fat cookie loving bastard. While I'm fixing the train around the tree Asia comes and sits next to me and says,
"So, Jamal…what's on your mind. Cause I can tell your thinking about something. You're never this quiet. Even when there's food around" Says Asia
"Heh well, I actually hate Christmas…to be honest that's the only reason I'm quiet. But you already knew this"
"Knowing you, it's probably some crazy reason that only you have for hating the most loved holiday!"Asia says as she giggles a bit
"Well I don't like it because Santa never got me gifts…he mostly gave me coal!"
Asia looks at me with a look that says 'You freaking idiot'. She burst out laughing and rolls on the floor. She finally stops and looks at me and says.
"Jamal, you know Santa isn't real right?!" says Asia while she is laughing
"WHAT? Oh, this is a joke…not funny Asia."
"Joke? No, it's not a joke. Santa isn't real." Says Asia
"Dang…my whole hatred for Christmas is a lie…wair this can't be true! No this isn't right; On Christmas I'll show you! I'll catch the fat fool!"
"Mmmm okay. So, while we wait for Rias, Akeno and your mom to Finnish cooking…You want to have some fun~" Says Asia in a timid voice
"Heh, you know just how to get me out of my bad mood. My room or yours this time?"
"Your room this time…your bed is stronger than mine." Says Asia as she blushes up a storm
"Well, alright! Let's just hope you don't pass out this time!" I say as I grab her and run up the stairs
A few hours later
Jamal POV
After me and Asia finnished our persona fun I am sitting outside with Kenji and Issei drinking some lemonade looking into the night sky.
"So man, what were you and Asia doing up there dude…if you were getting down and dirty I'm going to whoop your butt" Says Issei with Kenji sitting next to him.
"Sorry dude but, you better get ready to fight because we were doing exactly what you thought. We were getting super down and 'dirty' But that's not the issue here. I need you guys help with a top secret plan!"
Kenji looks at me and smirks then says.
"Oh, with what? If it's another one of you and Issei's 'peek' plans I'm going to have to say no." says Kenji
The ever loud Issei seems like he took offense to Kenji's small jab and shouts.
"HEY, our peek plans work well and you shouldn't act like you don't want to join ever time we do one! You turn it down each time we ask but always end up trotting your butt up to us to help the plan even though you could fall. And don't think we don't see your wings flicker when they take their shirts off." says Issei as he laughs at Kenji
Kenji looks away in embarrassment as he shoots Issei a 'piss off' type of look. I laugh at the 2 idiots antics as they get mad at each other. I interrupt them when I say.
"Okay this time it's not a peek plan. This is a top-secret plan only the boys can know. I'll tell gasper and Kiba soon but on Christmas eve we are going to catch that bastard Santa!"
"…Dude you know Santa isn't real right?" says Kenji
"Yes, he is dude! I know he is!"
Issei seems in deep thought as he looks into the night sky. It doesn't last for long as he the shouts.
"You know what…I'll do it! I don't give a damn if he's real or fake! If it's for my boy Jamal I'll do it!" shouts Issei
Thanks loser, you won't regret it man! Kenji lowers his head and just shakes his head in seemingly disgust. But starts to chuckle making us all break out in laughter. Kenji smiles and looks at me and says.
"You knew I was going to say yes man. You know I can't stand not helping you on your stupid crazy plans…So, what's the plans details?" says Kenji
"Well let's just say it includes my dog, An invisible rope, and lots and lots of hands."
After I tell them the details, I get up to go get a drink and see Asia petting Lucy. Over the last few months since we got Lucy, me and her have gained an extremely powerful bond. Seems like she can understand what I'm thinking at times to be honest. Sometimes I get jumped by "Thugs" when I'm walking her and me and her beat them up easily. Seems like after watching me fight so many times the dawg has learned to fight! Kind of cool if I do say so myself.
I look at Lucy and she barks at me already knowing I have some kind of master plan in my head. So, I walk away from those 2 and head over too Kiba and Gasper and explain my plan to them also. They both agree to do their part and make sure nobody wakes up during the whole mess. While I'm telling Kiba and Gasper my plans I figure out that if I want to truly catch the fat bastard, I'll have to leave cookies out! Seems like on Christmas eve I'm going to be a busy little devil!
Night of Christmas eve
Crap
The plan was working all good till Kenji had to open his damn mouth!
So, what here's what happened. We had set up the trap and everything. Me and Lucy were standing by the stairs close to the tree waiting for the fat cookie loving man to come in. Seems like we had been waiting there for 2 hours, but we then heard a loud clang and magic being used to teleport down somewhere.
And there he was in all his fat glory was Santa mother freaking clause. He looked at the cookies and they levitated towards him and went into his mouth; he then made the milk fly into his mouth. I have no clue how or what kind of magic this fat man has but…it sure is interesting!
Kenji is staring at him in awe at how I was right about him being real. He looks at me and whispers.
"Dude, He's real!"
The second he lets those words leave his mouth the fat man turns around and looks right in his direction. He snaps his fingers and Kenji appears right before him with his wings out. Santa looks at Kenji and ignites his crimson and dark green aura and makes Kenji's wings retreat in fear. He Smirks and says to Kenji.
"Ah a Worker of the now dead god huh? Now what would a boy on the phone nice list want with this plan to capture me?" Says Santa
Me and Issei freeze and look at each other in shock. How did he know what we were planning? There's no way he cou-.
"Oh? You're wondering how I knew? Well you know the songs always say he things like 'he sees you when your sleeping' and 'he knows when you've been bad or good' Well those songs are mostly correct. But they are underestimating the power of that ability!" Comments Santa
Kenji Stands up and also ignites his aura and brings his wings out again and says.
"So, you knew the plan the whole time didn't you!" Says Kenji
"ha-ha Of course I did. I came here to see if you would really go through with this dumb plan Jamal came up with, who I should note is on the super Nice list. Shame he had to go and make this dumb plan and get on the naughty list!"
I walk out of my hiding spot with Issei and say.
"Hm, I had a feeling you knew the whole time! So, if this is true, I'll just have to beat you up to make myself feel better for all the years of trash gifts!"
"Well come and get some you discount Shonen hero! There is absolutely no way you can even take me on by yourself!" scream Santa
"Heh, normally I would take this fight on by myself…but I know how to win my fights! And I'll win this one with absolute teamwork!"
I power up to max in my base and blast towards him only to get kicked out the window and have my face slammed into the hard concrete. Issei sends a torrent of Chaos magic at him and it sends him flying into a tree.
I get up and power up even further and Kick him far into the sky and send him to the area I Train at With Kenji and Issei right behind me planning to fight him also.
He crashes down at the spot and says.
"Since there aren't any more houses around here, I can go all out here!" screams Santa
He powers up into his full power and it is unbelievable! His shirt rips off and shows a man who's been working out his whole life! How does he look so fat with his shirt on but looks like a warrior without it on!
He stops powering up and teleports in front of Issei and punches him in the stomach and blast him with some weird green magic sending him through a tree into a pond. This seems to put Issei out of the fight quickly. I look and Kenji and he powers up to Arctic Circle and I Power up to Dragon force quickly! If he can do that to Issei in one hit that means he can do that to us just as quickly so we have to be at our max power now!
We both take off towards him and start our Kame brother duo attack. I ignite the ground in flames and Kenji use his ice attacks on certain points of Santa's body. I bring out both the sword of Saiya and Ascalon and try to get 1 slash on him, but he is way too quick to even get a hand on!
In a quick movement he grabs my face and ignites red magic and sends me hurdling into Kenji. I slam into him and see Santa appear in front of us and blow up the ground where we lay. I end up 20 feet away from Kenji in a ditch of destroyed ground. I get up slowly and dash off towards him and somehow get a hit into his stomach. But he just laughs and says.
"What the hell kind of hit was that?! I thought you were supposed to be the red dragon emperor! With this kind of power, you are nothing!" shouts the evil fat man
"Heh screw you cookie boy! What kind of magic do you have any way?!"
"Oh this? This is magic never seen to the world! It is called The Spirit of Christmas! It's a power gods son Jesus granted to me before he left to find the Saiyan that killed god!" says the fat man
So that means Jesus has been searching for my supposed father for some time now. I guess that's why he hasn't taken the throne to heaven yet. Hm this is good information to know! I Ignite my fiery aura and laugh and say.
"Well since your magic is so powerful, I guess I'll have to bring out the big dogs! God slaying Magic activate!"
As soon as I Finnish my sentence my body is coated in a dark flame signaling, I activated god slaying fire. I start shooting Ki blast and fire attacks at the him only for then to be swallowed by his magic. Damn, it seems like his magic can do most things he commands. I the pull out the sword of Saiya and coat it too in god slaying magic and fly at Santa with dashing speeds.
I start attacking him but they all seem to miss. He swings his fist and I dodge and swing my sword to scratch his chest. He screams in pain signaling he is a god of some sorts. His scream gave me the short-needed time to activate a powerful attack. I build up all my fire and scream.
"HEAVENLY RED DRAGON BURNING FIST"
It hits head on and sends Santa flying in the air, I fly after him and build up all the fire in my body and Ki and open my palms, Boost several times and scream.
"RED DRAGON'S NAIL GUN"
This hits Santa clause head on in the stomach and sends him soaring into the ground!
WHAT!
He lands on his feet and starts to laugh. He dusts off the dirt and wipes the barely visible blood off of him. Then the fat man says.
"I have to commend you on the attack. It was quick deceptive how you realized I'm a god! I'm the God of Christmas so that makes god slaying magic as you call it quite affective on me…or so you would think!" comments Santa
"Huh? What are you trying to say?!"
"HAHAHA, I'm saying your not strong enough to hurt me! Maybe you should have one of your Shonen training arks and then challenge me boy!" says that rude asshole Santa
Damn that Santa duchebag! It pissed me off the most because he is right! I need to end this quick. I look down at the boosted gear and say.
"Draig, do you think I have enough power to kill this guy?"
"…Partner…I won't lie to you. This is a battle we shouldn't have gotten into. He is far out of our league in power! BUT, one thing us dragons don't ever do in back down from a fight! If you want to beat him, you'll have to use every bit of your power partner!" says the powerful red dragon in my left hand
Well I guess I'll have to blow my body apart to beat him huh…well if that's what it takes, I'll do it! I start to build up an enormous amount of energy in my body. I Boost multiple time with draig to make my power 10x stronger. I bring the Ki into my hands and the fire into my belly and say.
"HEAVENLY DRAGONS SECRET ART!"
The Ki in my hands and fire mix to make a small ball of energy ready to burst at my command. I push both my hands out and open my palms and scream!
"GODS CRUCIFYING FLAME!"
The attack hits right on with Santa's green and red magic beam. Mine gets over taken quickly as I struggle to keep my hands steady as it seems I am about to lose.
Is that…LUCY?!
In the corner of my eye I see my dawg creeping up on Santa's leg still unnoticed. I look at my dog and scream.
"LUCY, BITE HIS LEG!"
Lucy gets a giant chomp on the god of Christmas leg and I hear a bellowing scream come out of santa. His attack weakens by 3 times as I start to finally push back! I suddenly hear a voice call out and say!
"JAMAL I GOT YOUR BACK! HEAVENS BURNING ARROW!" Screams Kenji as he sends hisstrongest attack into mine making it grow 3 times in power finally equaling Santa's in strength.
I hear Issei say in my left ear.
"NO RIPPED COOKIE EATING DICKHEAD IS GONNA BEAT ME AND MY BOYS. DRAGONS CHAOTIC GUN" Says Issei as he sends his most powerful attack into mine also.
I see Lucy run into the woods because she knows that Santa is about to get blown away. I let the last bit of energy out and the blast engulfs Santa completely as the area around us shakes and rumbles at the weight of our attacks.
All 3 of us all power down and walk towards the rubble where Santa is most likely laying and see him with his stomach up in the air and most of his clothes torn off. He looks up at us and says.
"Man…you three sure pack a punch when you truly work together." Says the wounded Christmas god as he sits up from his spot on the charred ground
"Of course, we do…but I'll be honest, you are one strong god." Says Issei
"Yeah…I've never felt power as strong as you in my life. You must be even stronger than Michael!" says Kenji
"Hahaha, yes out of most of the supernatural beings, I am at least top 10. But with the power you showed me today, you will surpass him soon." Says Santa as he laughs
"Yeah…but it took all it had to put you down. I'm not truly satisfied with this win either to be honest. I would rather beat you one on one." I say as Lucy runs up to me and sits down next to me.
A real Saiyan never wants to win a battle with the help of others. But there are some fights where you just have to get help…or you just won't win. This is one of those fights.
Santa gets up and snaps, out of this air his slay appears and he gets on it. He looks to the three of us and says.
"I am very impressed with you 3! I have already put your gifts for the year out in your living rooms by the tree! My elves are quite the hard workers! Now I bid you farewell!" shouts Santa
"WAIT, before you go…do… do you think we could fight again? Just us two?!" I say as I sit and stare into Santa's clear blue eyes.
"…What a unique young man you are Jamal. We shall meet again if you put it on your Christmas list! Now I have to get going as I think your other friends are on their way and I don't want to see me as I am one of the least seen gods! farewell young warriors and have a merry Christmas!" Says the all mighty god of Christmas as he flies off into the night sky as I too hear Asia voice calling my name.
Asia comes into view first and smothers me with a giant hug and kiss. Then ask me if I'm alright. I tell her everything is fine and she smiles and just sits in silence in a nice embrace with me. She must know what ever I did wasn't worth her getting angry over.
In the corner of my eye I see Rias and Akeno making sure Issei is alright and Xenovia checking up on Kenji. Those 2 groups seem to getting really close to each other. It's a Christmas miracle that this sweet situation is happening. There aren't many chances I get to sit in quiet with Asia. Maybe if every Christmas is like this…I might just start to enjoy them.
I look into the dark night sky and smile. It seems like Santa is not the bad guy I thought of him as. He is just like me and just enjoys a good fight, I think I can understand why people like this holiday more now. Maybe next year…I'll bake him cookies.
I stand up and pick Asia up in my arms while still looking into the dark sky and say.
"A Christmas list huh…I guess that's the first thing I'll put on there. I'll see you soon… Spirit of Christmas."
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL! I had to write an action-packed story where Jamal fights the god of Christmas. It was quite fun to write if I do say so myself! This is canon to the real story so don't write this out. In this fic Santa is so much stronger than Jamal, Kenji, and Issei. That's what made it fun to write! Jamal will fight Santa again…maybe next Christmas or around the same time, I don't know. Also expect chapter 13 to come out around February or late January. I hope everyone has an amazing Christmas and new year's! Till the next time!