*Spoiler alert: this ain't no real chapter, I put this in for fun hehehehehehehehe*

We are welcoming all of y'all to...

Dimension Hoppers' BREAK ROOM!

Star:

Outfit:

Mewman: Long blonde hair with some of it up in a ponytail, one of those golden forehead crowns, a white short sleeved tunic reaching his knees, a golden rope tied around his waist, a sky blue cloak draped over his shoulders like a shawl and at the back the cloak was like a cape, golden arm cuffs, and golden gladiator sandals.

Human: He had platinum blonde hair with a black Champian headband, beach tan skin, sky blue eyes, a few studded silver ear piercings, a white shirt and a silver dog tag hanging from a chain, a dark blue Champian jacket, black Champian joggers, Abibas Superstars on his feet, and a few rings on his finger.

Personality:

In the begining, he doesn't really worry about a lot of stuff except the fact that he won't be able to go on any adventures with the Zodiacs. They are known for causing all sorts of trouble. All he wants is to have fun. When he comes to Earth, he's still carefree. He knows his mission but all he wants to do is to find the Zodiacs. Unfortunately his life starts affecting Macaria to the point she almost dies so he starts feeling guilty. To make matters worse, he might destroy the universe which makes him feel even more guilty. He starts to take the mission seriously and finds himself being somewhat protective over Macaria. In conclusion, he's chill, strong, loyal and outgoing, but he is also greedy, careless, irresponsible, and is prone to self hatred.

Personality quotes:

"I'm Star the Destroyer. I destroy everything in my path."

"To be a great leader, the number one rule you must follow is to listen to your people. If you don't listen to them, you're not leading them. You're controlling them."

"Um, I know what you're thinking but she's actually for real dead serious."

"My Aphrodite."

"Nope! I like to live!"

"Her grandma knocked her out wit a gummy bear."

"Hi. I just came here to know who was singing. Now I know. Bye."

"Who do you want me to bestow the wrath of Jinx's bad luck upon?"

"Hm. Can't read this. Time to destroy it!"

"Hahahahaha! I don't know!"

"Study? What's that?"

"Fear is what makes a human."

"Alright, Macaria the Human. I'll be your knight in shining armor. If anything makes you scared, just run into my arms. I'll protect you. I'll always have your back. I'll never let you feel lonely."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? I BEEN CHEATING WITH THESE SLIPS OF PAPER IN MY SLEEVES AND I NEED MORE ANSWERS BUT YOU DECIDE TO WRITE THAT ON THE BOARD!? JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ANSWERS, MAN!"

Macaria:

Outfit:

Black, long sleeved shirt with the words "Fans" on the front, and black and white checkered pattern down the sleeves with roses. Blue skinny jeans and checkered Fans high tops. Golden name necklace and wavy chocolate brown hair. 3 silver studded ear piercings on each ear and 1 stilver stud nose piercing. Silver cross necklace tucked under her shirt and make up on.

Personality:

In the beginning, Macaria is not so open about changes. She expects everything to go according to plan, especially her plan, and will get upset when things go "off balance". When Star arrives on Earth, already her world is out of control and she immediately does not like him. They try to compromise but his problems affect her to the point where she almost died one time. After a series of incidents, she decides that she's being insensitive because Star's life is also thrown off balance. She starts being a little more accepting to Star and even helps him the best she can. She grows from being distsnt from Star to being closer to him. In conclusion, she is hardworking, stable, mature, and responsible but she is also judgmental, selfish, short tempered, and untrusting.

Personality quotes:

"Is nobody seeing this?"

"The boy who fell from the sky!"

"¿Qué?"

"I have my own fucking life plan and blue eyed blondies who fall from the sky in some cosplayer outfit are not in my plan."

"Welcome to Earth, where nothing is fair."

"I'm so-o-r-r-r. *Ahem*. I apologize for blaming everything on you."

"I'll never be like you."

"I don't do cats."

"The afterlife is so beautiful."

"What is love? Love is a dandelion field."

"Ew, I was just kissed by a 38 year old man!"

"I realized I shouldn't change who I am completely because of one person. I'm me. I've made all sorts of mistakes and I know I'm not the most likeable person. But it's whatever. Some people still like me for who I am and that's all I need."

"I'm not about to go to intergalactic jail because of you."

"Humans can be gentle creatures. It's just that we're way too scared."

Supporting Characters:

Venus:

Outfit:

Human form: Black thigh high boots, a red pencil skirt outlining her curves, a white dress shirt not all the way buttoned and the sleeves were off her shounders, a black choker, long red acrylic nails, red lips, fake eyelashes, messy maroon-ish hair, a few piercings on her ears, a tattoo of the numbers "666" near her chest, and a silver cross necklace around her neck. Has make up on.

Normal form: Heeled boots that reaches her ankles, a black long sleeves trench coat dress, black lacy gloves, a black lacy parasol in her hands, wavy maroon-ish hair, a black sunhat with black roses, red lips, long eyelashes, silver earrings hanging from her ears, and a silver cross necklace around her neck.

Personality:

In the beginning, Venus is seen as the bad guy. She's caused so many problems for the main characters. The fact that she can do magic with ease also is a problem. Turns out, she's wiser than she looks. With her ability to grant wishes, she's shown people (mainly Macaria) different sides and consequences for their wishes in order to prevent them from making the biggest mistake of their lives. She's also proven that she's willing to be there for other girls. In conclusion, she is wise and motherly but mischievous and sadistic.

Personality quotes:

"Why aren't you dying faster?"

"Sure, this mirror is fake but its powerful. I lied to Brittney and she believed it. Because she did, she gained more self confidence. That's true beauty."

"If you break the mirror, Brittney will lose her self confidence and her place. You'll get your wish by getting 1st place. If you don't break the mirror, well, you'll be doing the morally right thing. You'll also gain some beauty. There's a chance the both of you will end up in a tie at this point. So, what do you choose? And hurry up, I have a class to teach."

"Today's my birthday too. What's wrong with celebrating it at someone else's birthday party?"

"Do anything to me, fine. Do anything to one of my sisters, you a dead man. How about I curse you?"

"Once the sun sets, you will never see the light of day until I decide you have learned your lesson. Spoiler alert: you will never get your eyes back and will stay blind forever."

"There's always a catch to everything, even with magic. You just have to choose wisely."

"You can completely ignore me like you always do and continue to be sad, drink the memory erasing tea and completly change who you are, or think about what I just said and accept the facts. Your choice."

"So, I'm supposed to tell you guys to keep your eyes on your own paper and not to cheat like a responsible teacher."

Jan:

Outfit:

Tan skin, chestnut brown eyes, and navy blue hair (technically black at this point) that has a dark brown beanie on top. Camouflage T-shirt, black joggers, black Fans, and a silver cross around his neck. Some tattoos on his arms and a nose piercing. Occasionally wears a black Fans hoodie.

Personality:

In the beginning, Jan starts out as a cowardly, dumb, comedic relief guy. During each chapter, however, we start to see other sides of him. For example, he is quite knowledgeable (for better or worse) and is a quick thinker. He has some scars but he still smiles through them and continues with his life. But even though he's happy, that's all in the inside. On the outside, Jan is actually unsure of his future and he's worried about his family. In conclusion, he is outgoing and strong but slow and cowardly.

Personality quotes:

"Ohhhhh! For a second there I was thinking that Alister was some sort of demigod prince who came to Earth because of dimension opening monsters and that he lives with Macaria and that he has this weird ring that glows and he got suspicious of the owner cuz it glows when he's near the owner then he snuck in to find out what's going on and he got taken to some dimension or something! I have a big imagination!"

"You blonde idiot!"

"But ima guy!"

"A long, long time ago, there was an Italian plumber named Maario. He fell in love with the beautiful Princess Pink. But one day, she got kidnapped by the evil Browser. Maario wanted to save her, obviously. Oh, he has this brother named Luigy. Anyway, Maario saved Princess Pink but Browser got pissed off and shit. He accidentally casted a spell that made everyone stuck in a game."

"Diosaaaa~! My Diosaaaaa~! Will you go out with me~!? I love you homie~! From Jan~~~!"

"The number one rule is to not get high off your shit."

"Nooooo! Let's try Dio- ...We'll cheat off of Jackie Lynn!"

"Just continue living. Life's unpredictable like that."

"...sorry for pushing you off the bed."

"Helping a homie in need. I'm so proud of you, man!"

"Is there a hidden message in this?"

Brittney:

Outfit:

Jet black wavy hair with a middle parting, a lavender plaid newsboy hat, golden hooped earrings, golden name necklace, black short sleeves crop top, lavender plaid high waisted skirt, acrylic purple nails, a few golden rings, and white Filas. Also has fake eyelashes and make up.

Personality:

In the beginning, Brittney is a spoiled rich girl who is most likely aware that people call her a rich bitch. To add to her rich bitch reputation, she has her dumb moments and easily falls for things. She is quite self centered and is not afraid to use her family or money to help her. But this could be a cover. She's proven to have issues with self confidence, as proven during the beauty pageant. She's close to Macaria to the point where she doesn't like her at times, just like some sibling relationship. As for with Pando, it's currently not clear how close they are but they've proven that they are quite similar to each other. Brittney also has some sort of deep side. In conclusion, she is loyal and resourceful but self centered and bitchy.

Personality quotes:

"My limo driver didn't have any sparkling watter for me this morning!"

"Who's the one who's money's going to you poor people's paychecks!?"

"He has this 'I'm higher than you' aura. That's my aura! How can I compete with someone who has the same aura as me!?"

"I know, I'm the best."

""You came to the perfect businesswoman who's the future CEO of Wong Cosmetics!"

"FUCK YOU, HOES!"

"The stars have always calmed me down. It's like they're telling me to keep on breathing. I know my problems don't compare to the problems other people who are completely different from me are facing but still. I'm me. They're them. We all suffer, just differently so technically, we're all still the same. People are just too dumb to realize that."

"And I know you believe in me."

Anya:

Outfit:

Human: Black hair in 2 long cornrow braids, golden stud ear piercings and a golden hooped nose piercing, a golden choker on her neck, make up on, dark brown eyes, a black star under her right eye, a black mouth mask over her mouth, an oversized blue dashiki with all sorts of designs, black ripped skinny jeans, black Niki Huarachees, and a bunch of golden anklets on her left ankle.

Woolett: Hair shaven off, dark brown eyes, a red sleevless tube top, a bunch of golden rings starting from her neck to the top of her chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants similar to leggings with the bottom of the pants stopping stopping at the golden cuffs on each of her ankles, long red loin cloth, no shoes on, and a bunch of African designs on her face, arms, and abdomen.

Personality:

In the beginning, she is simply loyal to Pando. As the season goes on, she is loyal to her master but she is still a sister and has childish fights with her sister. More of the Ikenga will be shown soon. In conclusion, she is loyal and mature but heartless and a huge perfectionist.

Personality quotes:

"We will just kill her quickly so she has no chance to scream."

"Do not speak informally to your master."

"We will support you all the way!"

"Fine! Once I come back I'll kill you slowly but painfully!"

"So we decided to disipline them."

Pando:

Outfit:

Human: Black hair in afro twists and one small golden hooped piercing in his right ear, a golden chain around his neck, dark brown eyes, a black star under his right eye, a black mouth mask over his mouth, a white shirt, black Off Black joggers, black and white Air Jordyns Ones, a black Off Black jacket with the hood over his head, a bunch of golden rings on both of his fingers, and a slit in his left eye brow.

Woolett: Black dreadlocks, dark brown eyes, an Eye of Horus design on one of his eyes, a slit in his left eye brow, a bunch of golden rings starting from his neck and ending on top of his chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants that are similar to joggers with the bottom of the pants stopping at the golden cuff around each of his ankles, a long red loin cloth filled with black and gold African designs, no shoes on, and a bunch of African symbols on his muscular arms, chest, and abdomen.

Personality:

In the beginning, Pando is an angry, self centered wargod who simply wants Star dead. He literally went around the universe in order to find and kill Star. But then he finds out he and Star will be the cause of the universe's downfall. He views it as Star's fault and he still sees him as a rival. Although he himself wouldn't admit it, he has a wise side that he likes to hide with his self centered personality. He knows that some of his methods may not be the cleanest, but he doesn't care as long as he's number 1 in the end. In conclusion, he is wise and influential but impatient and arogant.

Personality quotes:

"Fight me or I'll kill you!"

"Half god!"

"Wait, you did? I thought Mewmans are supposed to not let that happen? Wow, you're a disgrace."

"Just face the opponent that's placed before you on the battlefield called life. Bad things happen? Oh well, they was meant to happen. Again. Just go with the flow."

"Oh yeah, Star, so uh, you know how you're all gullible and shit, right? So uh, you see, when I found you, I decided to prank you since you're always pranking me so I made up a character named StarFan13 and pretended to be your secret admirer."

"Shut up, half god! I'm always number one!"

"I can't watch a girl get hurt physically. Emotionally, I can live."

"No, ima kill that half god. He will die in my arms. I shoot him 1, 2, no, 100 times in the same exact spot. I wanna see his blood spill from his body and make a fucking ocean. I don't care if it gets on my shirt. Once I see blood and his body cold, I'm good. I'll carve my name all over his body with a dagger and cut some of his body parts off. Then, I'll slowly burn his body, just in case he's still alive after all that. After, I'll scatter his ashes in the Black Hole Dimension...hehehehehe..."

"Why is coming up with a plan so damn hard!?"

"Earthling, tell me about these drugs you speak of."

"Maßöffner? Wait, so the Maßöffner are prostitutes?"

"Ugggg! I am the Wargod of the Stars Prince Kpakpando Mufasa Amadioha Eze! The future God of War! How dare you mock me!?"

"I graced these pesants with my presence. But, they disrespected me so they must pay up... So I killed all of them."

"Cats are divine beings. I think it's teaching us that money is the root to all evilness and that we shouldn't be greedy. 'Sides, we didn't get it the cleanest of ways."

"Jan the human in the thin box called the phone. How do I earn drug money again? Ima be a drug dealer so I can earn more than that half god! Wait, it's illegal. Who cares though? I'm earning money! I'll do anything for money! Hehehehehehe!"

"YEEAAHH! IMA FUCKING GOD!"

"All you gotta do is keep on moving forward and just do you. It won't be perfect but who gives a fuck? You don't have to be perfect, you just have to be right."

"THE MIGHTY GOD OF WAR! PANDO! WILL LIVE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Onwa:

Outfit:

Human: Long black box braids parted at the center that fades to brown almost reaching her ankles, golden hoop earrings, a golden name necklace around her neck, make up on, dark brown eyes, a black star under her right eye, a black mouth mask over her mouth, a white Niki crop top hoodie, high waisted blue denim shorts, white Niki Air Force Ones, and a bunch of golden bangles around both her arms.

Woolett: Black hair in space buns, dark brown eyes, a red sleevless tube top, a bunch of golden rings starting from her neck to the top of her chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants similar to leggings with the bottom of the pants stopping stopping at the golden cuffs on each of her ankles, long red loin cloth, no shoes on, and a bunch of African designs on her face, arms, and abdomen.

Personality:

In the beginning, Onwa is simply loyal to Pando. As the season goes on, she is loyal to her master but she is still a sister and has childish fights with her sister. More of the Ikenga will be shown soon. In conclusion, she is loyal and laid back but heartless and lazy.

Personality quotes:

"We wanted to see the Earthling suffer."

"What's wrong, chief?"

"Can we kill that human girl he lives with?"

"Don't make me fucking kill you cuz I will!"

"They wouldn't shut up and they keep on causing trouble."

Jackson:

Outfit:

Blonde hair with a light blue streak, green eyes, tan skin, freckles, an orange shell hanging from a string around his neck, a white short sleeves shirt with the "Thrashar" logo on the front, blue jeans, a blue and white flannel tied around his waist, a black wrist band on his left wrist, and black Fans as shoes. Of course, he had some piercings. He had 2 nose piercings and a few ear piercings.

Personality:

In the beginning, Jackson is Macaria's dreamy secret boyfriend and you'd think he has no idea what's going on when he's actually possibly part of something bigger. He's very secretive and the orher characters have reasons not to trust him. He's an interesting and mysterious character that it's hard to talk about who he is without spoiling anything. In conclusion, he is goal oriented and independent but untrustworthy and secretive.

Personality quotes:

"I saw it. The whole thing."

"You're the boy who fell from the sky."

"Watch your back, Starboy."

"lets break up."

"I lost interest in you but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I pretended I still liked you."

"He's a demigod, called a Mewman. He released these monsters called Maßöffner and has to capture them. He killed the owner of Bon Appetite. He's living with my ex. I even know about you, Prince Pando Eze."

"I'll tell you if you sign a contract."

"We're going to kill Star Butterfly."

"...you...wanna talk about it?"

"Seriously though, what's there to hate about me? Ima likeable guy."

"It's funny how people judge you based on your flaws and the bad things about you. Nobody looks for the good things. And apparently to be 'likeable' you have to like and be like what everyone likes. It's plain stupid to me. Hate me all you want, I don't give a fuck. I have my goals and I'm willing to do anything to reach my goals, with or without you."

"It's just me, myself, and I. I'm good."

"By next year, more than half of those people you call 'friends' won't even be with you."

"...after tonight let's go back to hating each other."

"Shoulda known he woulda done something like this."

Little Message From Cast

Star: *picks up notecards* I read from these?

Yes, you do!

Star: Ohhhhh!

Macaria: How come we need to read from notecards?

Because you just do!

Pando: Yo, these say nothing about my greatness!

Brittney: Or my greatness!

Just read the damn cards out loud!

Jan: *sounds stiff and uneducated* Hello fans of Dimension Hoppers! It has been 3 months since we last saw each other!

Pando: *laughs*

Can't you read a little better than that, Jan?

Jan: I'm trying!

Venus: Why do we gotta read from these anyway?

Because you do! Listen to your boss!

Star: Little does she know, we're missing someone...

What!? Who are we missing!?

Anya and Onwa: Jackson

He's always late! I want to fire him from the show but he's a Dimension Hopper

Pando: Since Jackson isn't here, let's talk about my very own sequel, Stars Above!

It ain't happening!

Brittney: We deserve our own sequel!

First of all, why would the both of you get your own sequel! Second, noooooo! Let us finish this, then we can talk about a sequel

Venus: Wait, so they're getting a sequel! I want one and I want it to be called Keeping Up With Venus Lucitor! Do you know how much shit I go through!?

Pando: Sit down, bitch! I'm god!

Brittney: We deserve our very own sequel!

Macaria: I want to say something but I know I can't since this is me and Star's show...

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

Dimension Hoppers: *quickly silence themselves*

You all have one job. Do your jobs!

Jackson: I'm here! I'm late! What did I miss!?

Lawd, bless my soul!

Star: *hands notecards* We have to read off of these then we started talking about getting our very own sequels

Jackson: You people think y'all are worthy for your own sequels! Please, people only come to this story because of me!

Pando: wwwwhhhhaaaaattttt!? Who told you that, cuz they ain't yo friend!

Jackson: It's true. I'm that mysterious supporting character that puts everyone on edge and wanting more

Star: But this is my show! I'm the reason for our views!

Brittney: We all know I'm the true reason we get views

Macaria: No offense, but you haven't really done anything big for the plot except for falling for Venus' tricks

Jan: So you're saying I've done something big for the plot?

Macaria: Yeah. You're the comedic relief guy

Jan: I can be more than the comedic relief! What if something big happens to me in the next season and I completely change who I am?

Anya: It will not happen, Earthling

Onwa: I thought we wasn't supposed to say what happens in the next season

Anya: The question is, will Jan actually have something life changing happen to him?

Onwa: Woaaaah!

Star: Yo, I still wanna find the Zodiacs! When am I gonna see the Zodiacs!? Do I have to wait for the last episode?

Macaria: I'm actually kinda scared for what the next season has in store

Brittney: Yeah, me too. I hope something good happens to me

Pando: I bet I get more screen time

Venus: Boi, you know damn well you ain't getting more screen time

Pando: Bitch, shut the fuck up

Jackson: Wait, I've been wondering this for a while now. Am I a good guy or a bad guy?

Jan: ...woah that's a deep question

Star: I know I'm the good guy. So are Macaria and Jan. I don't know about the rest of you

Brittney: So you're saying I'm a bad guy!?

Macaria: The rest of you have played bad guy characters

Pando: Since when have I played the bad guy!?

Macaria: You actually asking me that?

Venus: Let's see...I tried to kill Macaria twice and I even broke our alliance, Brittney is always trying to be better than Macaria to the point she even made a deal with me, Pando's tried to kill Star so many times and his Ikenga are forever loyal to him, and Jackson is just plain untrustworthy it's ridiculous

Star: Dang

Brittney: I don't wanna be a bad guy!

Pando: How can I be a bad guy!? I'm god!

Jackson: ...I can't really argue

Guys, please, let's just stay on topic!

Jan: Dimension Hoppers is returning on December 31st!

Everyone: Why did you ruin it! It's supposed to be a surprise!

Jan: Oh...oops

Macaria: To anyone who's reading this, we're so greatful! Thank you for liking this piece of shit!

Brittney: If this story becomes popular, can I get my very own sequel?

Stop! No sequels!

Pando: But it's not fair! This story focuses on Star and Macaria!

Because they're the main characters!

Pando: So? Ima god! Next season, you better give me more screentime than I had last season!

Venus: Yo, says here that Star and Macaria are the main couple!

Jan: What!?

Venus: How does that work? I'm already dating Star!

Jan: That's not fair! I've had my eyes on Diosa longer than Star!

Brittney: So Macaria gets a boyfriend in this story!? I wanna boyfriend in this story too! Gimme the paper! I wanna see if I get a boyfriend!

Venus: Watch it be Jan sksksksksksksksksksksksk

Brittney: If I even see a hint of chemistry between me and Jan then I'm sueing all y'all

Jan: Ima likable guy though!

Pando: Does the paper say I'll kill Star?

Venus: No spoilers hehehehehehehehehe

This special message is taking too long. Ima let them do their thing and just leave...

That's all! So, I never got to finish going through the chapers and edit them. Why? Cuz I gotta life. They should be done latest by the end of January. Hopefully. Originally I was gonna add mini stories to this like them meeting the characters from the original series and them raiding area 51 but then I decided not to.

Moving on.

Guess who gotta review! This gurl! Thank you Starco4everr! I'm glad you liked the chapter!

Merry Christmas! What did you people do for Christmas? If you don't celebrate Christmas, what did you people do during the break? Anything fun? You guys can leave it in a review or PM me!

For Christmas, my family has a tradition of going to each others' houses. I have family in America, England, and Nigeria and we all do this tradition with the family members living in the same countries. Last year it was my house in Atlanta. This year it's my uncle's house in Arkansas. My aunt's family from D.C. crashed at my house for a few days and we all drove to my uncle's house. 10 hour drive. We spent Christmas together and of course, I got stories. Christmas time is always interesting. We just got back yesterday and I passed out. My baby cousins from D.C. woke me up and now we here

Dimension Hoppers is returning on December 31st!