Chapter 12: Yang and Ruby with Ozma (part 2)
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Music was heard in the background as three images flashed up on screen, one of Yang's hands twisting a motorcycle handle, a piston pumping at a standard pace, and a speed gauge slowly fluctuating.
"Oh great, not ten seconds into this one, and we're already seeing a sexual innuendo." Yang groaned.
"Just power through it, Yang. We're all suffering here." Tai told her.
The three scenes cycled through one another, quickening in pace, before Yang's hands twisted the metaphorical handle and the gauges maxed out, the screen flashed to the sight of a motel, followed by a man groaning.
The man was revealed to be an older looking Cardin Winchester, who rested his head on a pillow as he lifted a piece of chalk up to the wall, drawing one X on it among many others. "Come on, are you fucking kidding me, right now, faster doesn't always mean better, asshole." Yang said while covering herself with the bedsheets on a bed she was on.
Both Cardin and Yang were pale white, while Tai was seething red with anger. "THAT'S IT!" Tai lunged at Cardin like a mad dog until gravity amplified itself around him, sending him to the floor. "Come on, just one punch." Tai pleaded.
"Sorry, no violence in my domain." Kai clarified, teleporting Tai back into his seat. "Seriously, no offense or anything, but you've got realize that these are parallel dimensions you're seeing, and that anything that happens in these worlds have no bearing on-" Kai was cut off by the sounds of someone being strangled behind him.
He turned around to see that Raven snuck under his radar and was strangling Cardin into a near death experience. "Mom!" Yang exclaimed in shock.
Kai sighed while facepalming. "Kaizerrrrrrr... CHOP!" Kai suddenly shouted.
One second later, Raven was karate-chopped on the top of the head and cartoonishly fell to the ground with a hand shaped dent in her head, at least until Kai picked her up by the shoulders.
"Okay, seriously, what did I just say." Kai said putting her down.
"Just because that's the case doesn't mean we've got to like it." Raven pouted.
"Oh please, since when did you actually show care for Yang in the first place." Kai snapped at her.
Raven heard this and her blood began to boil, she got up in Kai's face and snapped. "Of course I care about her, why do you think I left her with Tai?" Raven shouted.
This got most of the good guys to go silent for a couple of seconds before Raven realized what she said and blushed slightly, meanwhile Kai merely sighed while crossing his arms. "Come next break, you two are going to have a little chat." Kai said sternly as Raven was teleported back to her seat. "Maybe we'll get some clarity as to the point behind her actions." Kai thought to himself before facing the screen.
"Man, you are one hardcore angel, you get my motor running." Cardin said in a tired voice.
"How is this fair, look at how many times you came, I only squirted once and it wasn't that far." Yang told him.
"tsk, sounds like a blessing to me." Raven muttered.
"You know, you're more like a devil than an angel." Cardin joked.
"Real fucking profound." Yang remarked.
"And true." Most of the good guys said aloud.
"You're too old to rock leather pants, by the way." Yang said before turning on the TV in the room. "Seriously, you look like someone's grandpa trying to look cool or something." Yang remarked lazily before noticing what was on right now. "Huh, what do we have here?"
The TV view was from a Birdseye view, with a red sports car racing down the street, with a large amount of police cars tailing it alongside a familiar yellow and black car.
"Huh?" Weiss quirked an eyebrow.
"Looks like that Ruby is in the middle of a car chase." Jaune noted.
"We can see that." Nora said.
"Must be another Grimm." Blake noted.
The voice of a reporter was heard narrating the whole thing. "This is an incredible turn of events, if you're just joining us, an unmanned sports car is..." The voice was tuned out as Yang spoke up.
"Haha, that car looks like it might even be faster than you." Yang sarcastically said.
"What, no way, nothing could outrace my ride." Cardin remarked before realizing what he said and looked at the TV. "Wait, what?"
"Hey, is that Ruby?" Yang wondered before a jingle was heard and she picked up a light blue cell phone. "Yang here." She said picking up.
"WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!" Ozma's voice demanded.
"I... am... visiting the elderly at a nursing home." Yang said slowly.
Qrow facepalmed hearing that. "Really, even our Yang doesn't do that." He muttered.
"Don't lie to me, you're at that Immoral Motel!" Ozma responded.
"Shit." Yang cursed before her phone let out a beep. "Whoops, I got another call." Yang told him before switching calls.
"YANG, ARE WATCHING TV?!" Ruby shouted on the other end of the call.
"Nope." Yang lied. "So what's up?"
Yang wanted to pull her hair off her scalp because of how a jerk her other self was. "Do I have to be this big a dunce." Yang asked through gritted teeth.
"Hate to say it, but yes." Kai told her.
"Are you diddling another douchebag, get your skank ass out here and help me kill this Grimm." Ruby ordered.
"Fine, I'm going, geez, calm down, it's not like this guy's rocking my world or anything." Yang complained.
Yang got dressed in a yellow tank top with a blue jacket with a skull and cross bones on the back, along with a jean skirt so that she could use her weapon.
"Well, at least she has some style." Coco grumbled.
"Oh goody, we get to see the slut use her powers again." Mercury said.
"Can't believe I'm saying this, but we're in agreement." Yang sighed.
"Hey, where are you going, I'm ready for another round." Cardin joked.
"Sorry not sorry, I'd love to, but your technique sucks balls. Oh, and thanks for the ride." Yang said spinning a set of keys around on her finger.
"At least she knows when duty calls, you answer." Hazel said.
Nora giggled at the word choice. "Hehe, duty." She muttered.
"Very mature, Nora." Ren sighed.
Meanwhile Ruby and the police were busy chasing the Grimm possessed vehicle.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY, LOSERS! THAT MEANS I'M GOING TO RUN YOUR ASSES OVER!" The Grimm shouted before laughing manically. "AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!" It declared with Ruby (and Zwei in the passenger seat) driving Bumblebee near his right side.
Everyone was speechless at the sight.
"It that Grimm..." Weiss cut off Winter.
"Speaking in human language?" Weiss said baffled.
"IS something like that even possible?" Tyrian asked Salem.
"I... I'm not entirely sure anymore, this experience has taught me that basically anything is possible at this point." Salem said, also baffled by the fact that a Grimm was speaking in a human manner.
"Glad to hear that you all realize that the world is bigger than you originally thought, makes me glad I'm investing in this." Kai said.
"He's run over everyone in his path, spilling the blood of numerous innocent victims, this is what one calls and alarming case of road rage." The reporter from earlier, revealed to be Shura Onyx, said into a microphone, while a cameraman was by his side filming everything live.
"It's that guy again?" Yang said nonchalantly.
"He seems to be in most places yet we've never seen him before in our world." Jaune said.
"Meh, the world works in ways even I don't understand." Kai said solemnly.
"Come get some, Freakshow!" Ruby shouted at the Grimm while driving Bumblebee into it's side.
The Grimm laughed again at the action. "Aww, trying to catch me kitty cat? WELL BRING IT ON BITCH! But honestly I don't think you can handle what I'm packing. THAT MEANS THAT I HAVE A BIG DICK!" The Grimm said while they crashed into a mall.
Salem's eye twitched at the sound of a Grimm using such profanity. "I cannot believe that a Grimm is speaking in such a manner." She said through gritted teeth.
"I can't believe a world like this actually exists." Jacques muttered with a hand on his face.
Meanwhile outside the mall, Yang was driving by away from a shoe store with a pair of cowgirl boots on her feet. "Nice, these boots are fantastic." She said before hearing explosions and glass shattering in the distance. "Hah, bingo." She said as she began to floor it.
Ruby and the Grimm were turning pass a curve in the mall while the police cars from behind were having trouble steering do to the large amount of them and inevitably crashed into one of the stores. "Hahahaha, not even close, suckers." The Grimm shouted at the display, not noticing Yang who was driving near the glass on the ceiling of the mall... and crashed right through it.
"That's going to cost a lot." Oobleck commented.
"No doubt about that." Port agreed.
Yang began driving her way down the stairs until she eventually leapt off of them. "What the hell?" The Grimm exclaimed before it and Yang collided as she got back on the ground.
"Hey, what's up shitpickle, where are you off to in such a fucking hurry?" Yang asked loudly.
"Who the hell cares where I'm going so long as I get off, oh yeah good one, THAT MEAN EJACULATE SPECIFICALLY!" The Grimm shouted while shaking his head around.
"I'm literally going to lose my mind if I have keep hearing this." Roman said rubbing temples.
"Can't believe I'm agreeing with a criminal, but I am too." Whitley said.
"Yeah, I understood that, trust me speed racer, if there's anything I can get it's innuendoes like those." Yang remarked.
"It's about time, did you mount everything on your way over here or something." Ruby asked driving up to them, shocking the Grimm.
"Wait a sec, you two hoes know each other?" The Grimm asked.
"CALL THEM HOES ONE MORE AND I'LL-" Tai never finished his threat as a dagger went flying by his face, he turned to the source and saw Kai staring at him with a deadly expression.
"What did I say, not, too, long ago?" Kai asked with a deadly tone.
Tai sweated a little and quietly sat down.
"I did not, but I'll make sure that's the case next time." Yang said taking her panties off as they glowed.
"HAHAHAHA! Get a load of this, take it off, girly." The Grimm said smashing into her motorcycle's side. "I bet you like rough, don't ya, DON'T YA!" The Grimm taunted, as it drove up against a wall as they drove into a toy store that lead outside.
When Yang emerged, she was covered in children's toys from head to toe. "HAHAHA, that's what you get for being late." Ruby remarked at the sight.
"Shit, where did backlace go?" Yang swore as she saw that it was dangling on the Grimm's head.
"Wait, she named her... undergarments?" Jacques asked.
"And one would think that us naming our weapons is weird." Winter commented.
"What's on my face?" The Grimm asked before the gun, now known as Backlace reverted to its panty form. "Hey who turned out the lights?" It asked again.
"Um, my gun is on your face, well technically it's my panties now." Yang answered in slight panic.
"Shit, on the bright side, it does smell like I'm going fast." The Grimm said before stretching its tongue out of its mouth and licking it rapidly.
Salem's eye twitched in annoyance at the sight, while her circle wasn't much better, except for Tyrian of course.
"How vulgar." Arthur and Cinder thought at the same time.
"Disgusting." Emerald remarked at the sight.
"I hope we never see stuff like this again after this." Mercury hoped aloud.
"Seconded." Literally everyone in the room said, agreeing with him.
Sienna turned to Kai. "If you do show us something like this again, we're obligated to attack you, you know." She semi-jokingly told him.
"UHG, fine. Nothing like this will ever show up again." Kai promised as he faced the screen.
Yang made a fist in anger and pointed at the Grimm. "Stop licking that right now!" Yang ordered as Ruby smiled slyly.
"Betcha a few lien you never said that before." Ruby remarked.
RWBY and JNPR sweatdropped at the comment on-screen Ruby made. "Their relationship is so toxic, it could kill an Atlesian Paladin." Weiss commented.
"You can say that again." Ironwood said placing his hand in his face.
"We take this possibility to our graves." Ruby told Yang, holding up her pinkie finger.
"Agreed." Yang said wrapping her pinkie finger around Ruby's.
"Move over, Ruby." Yang ordered Ruby while jumping off the motorcycle and onto Bumblebee, with Ruby quickly moving to the passenger seat as Yang landed in the passenger seat. "GO BUMBLEBEE GO!" Yang said as she shifted gears and floored it.
Bumblebee picked up some speed as Shura Onyx was commented on the chase. "It looks like the anarchy sisters, Yang and Ruby, have finally joined forces, and are determined to catch this crazed road racer." He noticed an army's worth of police cars approaching from behind Bumblebee. "Wait, we might not need our angelic assassins after all, our convey of polices have caught up and are opening fire on the out of control driver from behind." He said as the police started to fire on the Grimm from all angles, only for it to grunt in mild discomfort.
"Seriously, no damage at all." Jaune exclaimed.
"They might be vulgar, but they certainly have their unique abilities." Ghira commented.
The Grimm shook off all the bullets that got stuck on its body and began spinning. "TAKE THIS!" It shouted as it caused a chain reaction that made the other police cars go spinning wildly out of control. "AND THIS! THAT MEANS SUCK IT, COPPERS!" The Grimm shouted as it regained it bearings and an explosion of police cars went off behind it.
The policemen screamed in panic as Yang and Ruby started weaving between the falling police cars while various types of guns got stuck in the back of Bumblebee.
"Wow, this world sure is insane if something like that could happen." Nora commented.
Pyrrha laughed nervously. "It sure seems that way." She awkwardly said.
The Grimm laughed its way down the road as it saw a barricade of police cars ahead of it. "Huh, are you trying to improvise a barricade, against me, YOU IDIOTS, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THE ATLESIAN ARMY?" It roared as it charged straight at the barricade. "I'M GONNA MILLITATE THE FUCK OUT YOU DONUT-EATING DIPSH-" The Grimm was interrupted when a police came out from a connected highway and crashed straight into it, while a another one came in from the opposite direction, causing the Grimm to spin out of control.
"Militate isn't even a real word." Arthur said sighing at the Grimm's immaturity.
"What can one really say, these Grimm behave so crassly, it's a wonder how they haven't popped a dick up someone's ass." Kai said before realizing what came out of his mouth. "I literally can't believe I just said that." He muttered with his face buried in his hands.
Then a bunch of police cars began dog-piling the Grimm until... "THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!" It declared as it escaped the police cars.
Yang and Ruby watched it fall to the ground and zoomed over to it when it hit the pavement. "Ah, life in the fast lane. Just makes you finish quicker." Yang commented.
"That means your dead." Ruby clarified as she pointed her swords at the Grimm, but Yang stopped her.
"Wait, chill the fuck out, I've got to get my panties first." Yang reached down to the Grimm... only to find it crawling away on a set of insect-like legs.
"Damn, and we we're so close to getting out of this nightmare." Emerald cursed.
"You got that right." Ilia said.
"Finally, something I can agree on with a human." Adam said.
"Haha, later, suckers." The Grimm said to the anarchy sisters before jumping down into nonmoving traffic and... "Just hop on here and..." Possessing a nonmoving truck. "I, AM, IN! HAHAHAHAHA!" It laughed manically.
"So that Grimm is like a Geist in some manner of function." Ozpin asked.
"Yeah, basically." Kai answered.
"That's not good." The Anarchy sisters both said at the same time nonchalantly.
"No shit." Yang said.
"Now, you do realize that this part of the day is all your fault, right?" Ruby asked.
"I'm well aware, thanks, but that doesn't mean you can destroy my panties though, okay." Yang told her as she looked to Bumbelbee filled with different types of guns and Zwei at the wheel (remember the fact that he's still here?), and smirked. "You thinking what I'm thinking." She asked.
"It better not be something involving sex." Ruby commented.
"Took the words right out of my mouth." Willow muttered.
The Grimm, meanwhile was plowing its way through the police cars that were barricading its way in the highway thanks to its now tougher body. "Not being afraid of fiber glass is awesome." The Grimm commented. "IT'S TIME FOR PAYBACK, YOU SCUMBAG PIGS, WHICH I'M SAYING BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL COPS!" It yelled as the police fled.
"HEY FATASS!" Yang yelled as she was running across the police cars and right towards the Grimm. "I've got a bright idea, how about I help you lighten your load." Yang said as she showered the Grimm in bullets, it screamed in pain, until she hit the top of the trucks head and got sent tumbling down the trailer it was attached to as she brought out a new pair of guns.
"ARE WE ROLLING?" Shura asked loudly as Yang ran forward and opened fire on the Grimm again.
"AUGH, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING, OH SHIT EXCEPT THAT, GODDAMMIT!" The Grimm cursed as its right booster (That came with the possession) was shot by bullets from multiple types of guns. "THAT SHIT HURTS, THAT MEANS OW, MOTHERFUCKIN' OW, OH SONOFABITCH YOU'RE BRUTAL." The Grimm groaned in agony as it began turning to the left side, because of the lack of propulsion on its left side.
"I swear, if there is another form to this Grimm, I. Am going. To. Scream!" Cinder said in punctuation while rubbing her temples.
"Right behind ya." Summer sighed with no reluctance present in her voice.
As The Grimm continued driving, Yang tossed away her last gun and smelled her hands and gagged. "Gross, fire dust smell like someone smoked too many cigars." She complained.
"Huh, hey angelface, are you giving up already?" The Grimm asked until it noticed something in the distance. "No way." It was Ruby on the top of Bumblebee with one of her swords drawn. "Is this a challenge, are you playing Chicken or Rooster, bitch? I'll give you some credit though, YOU'VE GOT SOME MASSIVE BALLS!" It said as it accelerated, flinging Yang off the trailer.
Everyone was somewhat interested as to what was going to happen. Except for Salem, Hazel, and Arthur as they had an inkling as to what on-screen Ruby was going for.
The Grimm and Ruby were getting closer to one another as she crouched into an attacking stance, they got closer together until... "ZWEI!" Zwei shouted as the dog-like creature jerked the wheel to the right and Ruby split the Grimm clean in half while Bumblebee was still moving.
"SHOVE IT UP YOUR EXHAST PIPE! THAT MEANS AAAASSSSS!" The Grimm shouted in pain as went off the road and crashed into a train station.
"Oh, finally it's all over." Tai sighed in relief.
"If that's the case then why didn't those bells go off?" Raven asked.
"The bandit is right, that bell only tolls for when the Grimm is gone." Jacques said.
"Then that would mean..." Emerald slowly said.
Ruby held out one of her swords. "Yang, let's collect the coins and book it." She ordered.
Meanwhile, Yang herself was dangling from the windshield of the news helicopter. "Did you ruin my panties, they were expensive and hell, you know that right?" She asked.
"Hey we killed the damn ghost." Until she noticed that the bell wasn't ringing. "The bell should be ringing, that's how it works." Ruby said.
"Yeah, that's weird." Yang remarked until a train horn rung out, making them grumble.
The Grimm came back, this time, possessing a train. "I'M NOT DEAD YET! NOT EVEN CLOSE!" It roared as the train completely turned black and red.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Cinder screamed in emotional agony.
"Nope, I'm not going to sit down for another scuffle with this abomination." Jacques hollered to the ceiling before closing his eyes and plugging his ears.
"Round three, you're joking, right?" Blake asked loudly.
Kai sighed at the negative feedback he was getting, until...
"I will literally do anything to make this torment stop!"
Kai eyes shot opened as he snapped his fingers (which caused everyone to stop what they were saying), pulled a rope that hovered by his side, and the screen went black as a disk shot out of the screen as he caught it. He slowly turned his head to the source of the comment...
Salem.
"Anything, huh?" Kai smirked evilly.
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Don't say anything please.
Now what I'm going to do is not give you a preview of the next chapter, but a series of clues.
1. It's a fairly new anime.
2. It involves high school students.
3. These students are really, really good at what they do.
Anyone who gets it right wins a prize related to this fanfic.
P.S. If you think 'The Alien Huntress' is weird now, well you haven't though about how crazy 'The Fallen Dragon's Flight' is going to be.