We open to Wendy in the car panicking.
Wendy: No. No. No. He can't be dead.
Mike opened the door to the backseat of the car and laid Stan on the seats.
Mike: Wendy, I suggest you get in the back seat to keep Stan company.
Wendy got out of the passenger seat and sat in the back seat.
Wendy: What are we doing with Stan?
Mike: Taking him to the hospital.
Wendy: But I called an ambulance.
Mike: Stan's bleeding pretty bad. I'm taking him to the hospital.
Mike starts the car and starts to drive as fast as he can.
Mike: The ambulance is for the son of a bitch I shot.
Mike continued to drive.
Stan was starting to breathe but very slowly.
Wendy: Stan, you ok?
Stan coughed some blood.
Some of the blood ended up in Wendy's face.
Wendy: We're taking you to the hospital, you're gonna be ok Stan.
Stan just did heavy breathing.
Wendy started to tear up.
Wendy: Stan, please don't die.
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Giancarlo Esposito
Sharon Marsh
Gerald Broflovski
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
Hell's Pass Hospital.
Mike parked his car up outside the hospital.
He grabbed Stan from back and started to carry him inside.
Mike and Wendy ran into the hospital.
Receptionist: Can we help you?
Mike: This kid's been shot.
Receptionist: Was it another school shooting? (Sigh) put him in the school shooting room.
Mike: No! This kid needs medical attention you fucks!
Later.
Stan was on the operating table with doctors operating on him.
Doctor: Scalpel.
The nurse gives the doctor a scalpel.
Nurse: We're losing him.
The doctor removes the bullet from Stan's shoulder.
In the waiting area.
Mike was sitting on a chair with Wendy next to him.
Wendy had a worrisome look on her face.
Mike notices the look on Wendy's face.
Mike: He's gonna be alright.
Wendy: You don't know that.
Mike: You're right I don't.
Wendy: What were you doing with a gun in the glove compartment?
Mike: Defence.
Wendy: Uh Huh. And for a guy who works for Gus Fring he has some great aim.
Mike: I was a cop, aiming at the target was a major part of my job. Are you trying to find a way to make me look like a bad guy?
Wendy: I also heard you call out to one of the guys who almost killed Stan. His name was Marco.
Mike: Alright, back in Albuquerque I worked for Gus Fring on assignments. Those include shipping, spying, learning tactics for rivals, cleaning up crime scenes, removing evidence of drug use and at the time, assassinations. I knew Marco and his brother when Gus had meetings with the Salamancas. Gus and the Salamancas have a very historical rivalry, but I don't want to go into that. So long story short, I've killed a lot of people. I don't care what you think of me Wendy, you can tell your mother or father if you want.
Wendy sighed.
Wendy: Uncle Mike, I have never seen Mom this happy in a long time. I know you aren't a bad person, you just get hired to do someone's dirty deeds.
Mike: Well at least somebody doesn't think of me as a monster.
Wendy: I'm just more worried about Stan.
Suddenly Kyle and his Dad ran into the waiting area.
Kyle: How is he?
Mike: He's gonna be alright. The doctors are saying he's not ready for visitors yet. We might as well wait here. What are we gonna tell his mother?
Gerald: I already told her, she's coming in a minute.
Mike: What about his Dad?
Gerald: I told Saul to tell him.
Mike: Where has Randy been hiding?
Gerald: The sewers.
Mike: The sewers? Why didn't any of the Salamanca's victims ever thought of that.
Walt and Jesse enter the waiting area.
Jesse: We saw the news. Is he o-
Walt and Jesse notice Mike.
Walter: Mike?
Mike: Hi Walt. It's been a while.
Wendy: Wait, you two know each other?
Mike: We worked together in Albuquerque, until he betrayed my boss.
Walter: Well you know what your boss is.
Jesse: And you know what he did to Brock.
Mike: You have no evidence to suggest he poisoned Brock.
Jesse: It's obvious Mike!
Jesse and Walt sit down.
Jesse: So where are the sons of bitches who did it?
Mike: One got shot dead and the other's in hospital, I think.
Kyle: And how do you know this?
Mike realised that Kyle didn't know his secret, so he cooked up another lie.
Mike: Me and Wendy arrived at the scene of the crime moments later. Some guy saved Stan, I don't know who.
Wendy stares at Mike.
Wendy: Yeah.
Sharon and Shelly enter the room.
Sharon: Where is he?! Where's my baby?!
Mike grabs a hold of Sharon.
Mike: Sharon. Sharon. Sharon.
Sharon: Get off me!
Mike: Listen Sharon, my name is Mike. I'm the one who took your son to the hospital.
Sharon hugs Mike.
Sharon: Thank you.
Shelly: Where's Dad?
Saul and Randy were now in the waiting area.
Saul: He's right here and smells of rat shit.
Randy: Hey, I took a shower before I got here.
Saul: Not a good one.
Sharon: Where the hell have you been?!
Kyle: I'm going to the bathroom.
Kyle got out of his seat and left the waiting room.
Randy: Hiding remember?
Sharon: I wanted us to talk and now here you are. You had to show up on the day our son almost got killed.
Wendy: Mrs Marsh, it's not his fault, you're trying to make out that it is.
As Wendy spoke, Mike got out of his seat, approached Randy and punched him in his face.
Everyone gasped.
Randy: What was that for dick?!
Mike: You fucked with the Salamancas and look where this has ended in. Your son is in the hospital. None of this wouldn't have happened if you didn't kill Tuco.
Sharon: What?!
Shelly: I knew there was something suspicious about that funeral car.
Randy: Well none of this wouldn't have happened if that dick didn't show up.
Walter: What do I have to do with the fact your son almost died?
Jesse: Well maybe he wouldn't have gotten the Salamanca's attention if he didn't blow up my RV.
Randy: Well maybe I wouldn't have blown up your RV if you weren't a stupid pathetic stoner.
Jesse was about to attack Randy but Walt held him back.
Jesse: Bitch! Let me at him!
Walter: Jesse! This is not gonna change anything!
Jesse returned to his seat.
Mike: I'll be right back.
Wendy: Where are you going Uncle Mike?
Mike: I'm just going to deal with something, I'll be back.
Mike exited the waiting room.
Randy: Yeah! Fuck you too! What was it you wanted to talk about?
Sharon: Randy I-
Suddenly Randy's phone started to go off.
Randy: Hold on!
Randy answered the phone.
Randy: Hello?
Gus: Randy, we have good news. We've made over 10 thousand dollars in sale of your weed.
Randy: Ten thousand dollars?
Towelie: I'm with Gus, this calls for a celebration. We're having a party.
Randy: Yeah! This calls for a celebration! I'll be right-
Sharon walks up to Randy and grabs his phone and throws it to the floor.
Randy: Hey!
Sharon: I want a divorce!
Randy: What?
Sharon: I want a divorce!
Randy: Why?
Sharon: Ever since you started that farming business you have been ignoring us! Treating us like we're your servants! You never want to show up for Stan's band performances, you put business first! You forced our children to wear ridiculous T-shirts! You killed a bunch of people! You blew up backyards! You legalised cocaine! Randy you're a monster!
Randy: Well, fuck you Sharon! I'm not a monster, I'm a businessman. You never support me in my business. And ever since I started this farm, I've been making money for all of us!
Sharon: No! You weren't doing it for your family, you were doing it for you!
Randy: I tried to be there!
Shelly: You didn't show up for my birthday, Dad!
Randy: Stay out of this Shelly!
Sharon: No, Shelly should have a say in this as well and if Stan were here right now he would also have a say!
Randy: What would he say?
Sharon: He wants to get off the farm.
Randy: He says it everyday, he just doesn't understand what I'm trying to do.
Sharon: You do Randy, but all the knowledge of weed farming is making you dumber!
Jesse: Is it just me or does this seem a little familiar?
Walt could only stare at the argument.
Randy: I've got all this money, so you could buy the shit all you women buy.
Wendy and Shelly stare at Randy with anger in their eyes.
Shelly: Oh I'm gonna kill him.
Sharon: You use that money on stupid business ideas!
Randy: They aren't stupid Sharon! I have enough money to fuck 56 prostitutes!
Sharon glares at Randy.
Randy: Try and think of a comeback to that bitch!
Sharon glares at Randy.
Sharon: I fucked Walt.
Everyone, except for Saul and Gerald sat on their seats shocked.
Saul: She was bound to tell him at some point.
Randy: What?
Sharon: I fucked Walt.
Randy: It's some joke right?
Sharon: It's not a joke. I F-U-C-K-E-D Walt! I fucked Walt.
Walter: Sharon, what the hell are you doing?
Randy: No, what the hell were you doing Walt?
Walter: Randy I can explain-
Randy: I don't care!
Gerald: She came to him.
Saul: That we know.
Randy: You two knew! Gerald you're my lawyer, you should've told me.
Gerald: I can have more than one client Randy.
Randy: Saul, I need you as-
Saul: I've been taken by her dude.
Randy: What?!
Randy just couldn't shake the thought of his wife cheating on him out of his head.
Walter places his hand on Randy's shoulder.
Walter: Randy I-
Randy punches Walt.
Randy was about to punch Walt again, but Walt grabbed Randy by the shoulders.
Sharon: You two stop it!
Randy and Walt threw themselves on the floor with Randy on top of him.
Randy was about to punch him again, but Jesse tackled Randy to the ground.
Randy kicked Jesse off of him.
Jesse: Bitch!
Walt punched Randy in the face.
All of a sudden a glass mug hits the wall grabbing everyone's attention.
Shelly: What the fuck is wrong with you?! You're all acting like assholes! My brother's probably dying on the operating table and all you can do is fucking fight?! Dad you are a monster and you fucking know it! Ever since moving out to that farm, I have never been this depressed, embarrassed and bullied before! But what do you do? You lock me up in prison for hating marijuana!
Shelly throws a chair out of the window.
Shelly falls to the floor and starts tearing up.
Shelly (Crying): I know I've never said this before, but my brother, my little baby brother might die and I've never been this scared in my life! I know I've bullied him before, but he's my brother I love him! And I doubt this whole town will be the same without him! So all of you can grow up and be there for him!
Shelly starts crying.
Randy and Sharon stare at the sight.
Sharon: Oh baby. I'm so sorry.
Sharon went to Shelly and starts hugging her.
Sharon: I'm here sweetie.
Shelly starts crying into her shoulder.
Wendy had tears rolling down her face as well.
Walt was watching them hug and a tear fell down his face.
Walter: Jesse.
Jesse: Mr White?
Walter: Come on.
Walt and Jesse left the waiting area.
Randy was staring at Shelly and Sharon hugging each other.
Randy: Fuck you too Shelly! I'm glad we're getting the divorce Sharon! Fuck all of you! Fuck you Saul, fuck you Gerald, fuck you Wendy I know you didn't do anything but fuck you, fuck you Shelly and fuck you Sharon!
Randy left the waiting area.
Outside the waiting area, Randy walked around the hospital for a bit until he went to a bathroom and locked himself in a stall.
Randy sits down on a toilet and starts to tear up himself.
Randy continued crying as he looked around the stall he purposely locked himself in.