Peneolope Lang: Galactic hero?
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The blood monks fought ferociously...but it looked like the alien kung-fu master, the alien sidekick, the robot, the three naked kids and the gangster fairy would win...
"...is it me or dose this sound more and more like a dirty limerick someone wrote on the bathroom stall?" Asked Norman the genie as he and Maximus watched the fight from his palace.
Maximus growled and smacked his face annoyed, "Oh, for the love of- I wish for three more wishes!"
Norman smirked, he tried not to let people know about the 'wish for more wishes' loophole after the whole 'Crooker' fiasco...but Maximus was actually smart enough not to waste his time with frivolous wishes. In fact,The only reason he hadn't agreed to the 'send her to mars to suffocate' wish was galactic guardians are given training to handle 0-oxygen worlds and thus it wouldn't be very effective...
"I wish the monks had better lasers!"
POOF!
Suddenly the tide turned, "I WISH WE HAD LASER SHIELDS!" Shouted Timmy. Big Daddy- having been given permission earlier to listen to his wishes -obliges.
POOF!
The tide turns yet again, "I WISH THE MONKS HAD GIANT, FIRE-BREATHING ANTS TO COMMAND!" Shouted Maximus.
POOF!
"I WISH WE HAD GIANT FIRE-BREATHING ANT-EATERS!" Shouted Timmy.
POOF!
"I WISH THE MONKS COULD SHOOT LIGHTNING AND THAT I HAD THREE MORE WISHES!"
POOF!
"I WISH WE HAD LIGHTNING TRAP-
An annoyed Penelope stuffed a sock in Timmy's mouth.
"Here's a thought; instead of just mindlessly escalating to everything, why don't we do something SMART?" She turns to big Daddy, "I wish whoever was wishing against us was mute!"
POOF!
Suddenly Maximus could not speak! "Wow, credit where credit is due those girls are no dummies...starting to see why you have so much trouble with them-
Maximus tried to make frantic gestures with his arm, Norman groans. "Yeah, look I know I said 'rule-free wishes'...but the rule where you have to TELL me what you want is kinda a given..."
"HOORAY! CHARADES!" Shouts Good Minimus, he tries to decipher Maximus's flailing about. "Uh...fish? Oh, wish! Wish for...rutabaga? He wishes for Rutabaga!
Norman groans as he's compelled to bring the wish into existence-
POOF!
The blood monks are suddenly drowning in rutabaga.
"Oh! Let me give it a shot..." Said Evil Minimus. He looks at Maximus's flailing's... "Hmmmm...well, first I wish for three more wishes...as for what he wants...well...I'm a bit rusty at this...but I'm pretty sure he wishes to be hit in the head with a frying pan multiple times." He says mischiveoulsy.
Norman smiles, "You crafty son-of-a-gun. Not the best time for this...but I respect your deviousness." He snaps his fingers.
POOF!
BANG!
Evil Minimus laughs, "What's that master? You want to wish for fire ants to poured all over you?" He gives a shrug, "Okay, your the boss." He points out wickedly...
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Meanwhile, now able to one-up the monks without their wish support...the fight was over fairly quickly...
"Got say, starting to think getting you was a waste of time. Your about as useless as your small willy." She gives his teeny weeny a playful flick much to his embarrassment.
In any case, I wish that Spindly Tams dojo and planet was restored to it's former glory!" Exclaims Betty. Big Daddy waves his wand...and then slumps to the ground powerless as his wand makes an embarrassing fart noise...
"Eww! Warn us before you do that!" Snarks Penelope annoyed.
"Not...me...Big wand...destroyed..."
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Kai-Leng whispers into his com, "Fairy armory raided, big Wand destroyed...waiting further orders..."
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Timmy smirked, "Well, fairy world is in trouble! And we have no magic! Fortunately, I've been in countless istuations where this-
"Here you go." Betty tosses Big Daddy a new wand and his power is immediately restored.
"What? What just happend?" Demanded Timmy confused. "Oh, we got into a scrape awhile back where Big Daddy lost his wand. So after that we wished for a bunch of self-powered back-up wands to give him in just such a situation..." Said Betty with a shrug.
Penelope smirks, "Yeah, what kind of idiot goes through losing his main advantage once and doesn't takes steps to keep it from happening in the future?" She teases with a knowing smirk...
Timmy just grumbles...
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"He wishes to juggle flaming shish-ka-bobs! YAY!" Shouts an oblivious Good Minimus...
Maximus would scream if he weren't still mute...
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