Hey guys. Happy holidays. Hope you guys enjoy the fanfic.
"As all of you know, the holidays are around the corner. So, in the spirit of giving, I came to the conclusion that we should all have a holiday party!" Charlie said cheerfully. Everyone chattered in excitement.
"Finally, about time we finally get to throw a party," Angel said.
"My first holiday party in hell. This will be interesting," said Penny.
"It took a lot of convincing Vaggie, but she finally agreed to do this party," said Charlie smiling.
"On one condition. There have to be rules," Vaggie said in a strict tone of voice, making her sound like a strict parent. Everyone groaned.
"I know it sounds lame, but it's for everyone's safety," Charlie said, trying to get everyone to cheer up.
"And to make sure that no one causes any mischief. Rule number 1, no violence or use of powers. Rule number 2, no excessive drinking. Rule number 3, no slutty costumes. Rule number 4, no swearing. Rule number 5-"
"OK, we get it Vags. Come on, let's set up this party," said Aaron cutting off Vaggie. Everyone went off in separate directions to get ready for the party. Vaggie, now standing in the lobby alone, sighed and slapped her forehead. In Kacey's room, Kacey, Alysa and Penny were choosing holiday outfits from Kacey's closet.
"Been saving these babies for a special occasion," Kacey said handing Alysa and Penny a holiday outfit. Kacey then grabbed one for herself. "You know, this could be my chance to finally kiss Alastor."
"Really how?" Penny asked.
"Mistletoe silly! Sigh, I can see it now," said Kacey drifting off into her imagination.
-In Kacey's Imagination-
Kacey and Alastor are sitting by the bar talking and having a laugh.
"Oh, I have a great one! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?" Alastor asked. Kacey was still giggling from the last joke he told her.
"What Alastor?" she asked giggling.
"Nacho cheese!" Alastor exclaimed then laughed. Kacey laughed along with him.
"You really are funny Alastor," Kacey said in-between her giggles.
"Please my darling," he grabbed her hand, "Call me Al," he said in a flirty tone. Kacey blushed and giggled.
"Ok Al," Kacey said nervously. She looked up and saw mistletoe hanging from the ceiling above them. "Um Alastor?"
"Yes my dear?" Alastor said smiling at her. Kacey leaned forward and gave Alastor a peck on the cheek. Alastor blushed deeply. "Ms. Kacey," he said in shock.
"Sorry Al, mistletoe rules," Kacey said pointing up. Alastor looked up and saw the mistletoe. He looked back at her, his smile turning more sultry. He gave a deep chuckle and pulled Kacey so close that there noses barely touched.
"Oh, I see," he said in a deep tone. He then proceeded to kiss her on the lips. Kacey, shocked at first, quickly returned it.
"Kacey? Earth to Kacey? Kacey!"
-End of Kacey's Imagination-
Kacey snapped out of her daze to see Alysa and Penny. "What happened Kacey? You were like spacing out for a second," Penny asked.
"Sorry guys. I just can't help but imagine me and Alastor kissing under the mistletoe," Kacey sighed. She then smiled and started to sing.
Kacey's Mistletoe Song
Original Song Cindy's Mistletoe song from Hanna-Barbera's Christmas Sing-along
Kacey:
(Singing)
I'm bashful, coy, I'm timid (chuckles)
I can't help acting shy
I'm diffident, self-conscious
No matter how I try
I'm so demure, I'm skittish
I just can't tell you why
But then God you invented mistletoe
It's smarter than the average guy
Show me a sprig of mistletoe
That Alastor will stand below
And I'll show you a gal who isn't shy
Give me a sprig of mistletoe
And when I turn those lights down low
Watch out! I'm gonna give this a first try
Beneath that sprig of mistletoe
Not to sure how far I'll go
But one things sure, I'm out to get that guy
I'll cuddle close, he'll hold me tight
Those kisses will be out of sight
I'll probably die (again) but what a way to go
Yeah, a really dinky sprig
Just a teeny weeny twig
I really dig a sprig of mistletoe
Kacey collapses on the bed holding the dress she was holding to her chest as she sighed happily. Penny and Alysa giggled.
"Well, good luck Kacey," Penny said smiling. Meanwhile in what looked like a boys changing room, the boys were changing into their Christmas outfits. While Angel was changing into his, he walked over to who already put his on.
"Hey Husk, can I ask you something?" Angel said.
"What the fuck do you want?" said Husk growling at the spider demon. "I swear to Lucifer if it's to have sex, I'm not fucking interested," he grumbled.
"Nah, I already have Aaron," he said winking at Aaron. Aaron walked over and kissed Angel on the cheek.
"Heck yeah you do," he said winking back.
"Babe," Angel said chuckling. "Anyways no, that's not what I wanted to ask. It's about Penny."
"What about her?" Husk said tilting his head slightly.
"You like her, don't you?" he said with a smirk. Husk blushed.
"Well-I fuck off!" he said getting flustered. Angel started laughing.
"Aw, is the widdle kitty getting flustered?" Angel said teasing Husk. Husk hissed at Angel.
"Alright Angel, that's enough," said Alastor laughing as well. "But you do like the gal, don't you Husker?"
"Maybe," Husk mumbled crossing his arms. Alastor and Angel smiled.
"A word of advice Husker. If you want to impress the gal, get her something cute. How she adores adorable things," said Alastor.
"Yeah, and get some food too. We all know how much she loves to eat," said Angel. Husk gave a little smile.
"Thanks guys," Husk said thanking them.
"It really is no trouble dear friend," said Alastor.
"Yeah, no problem," said Angel. Husk had to admit, it was very unlike them to act so nice. He was grateful though. It was the season of giving after all. On the other hand, Jason found all that kindness and compassion sickening. He groaned and walked out of the room.
"There's always a scrooge I suppose," said Alastor shrugging. Meanwhile in Charlie's room, Charlie was putting on her Christmas outfit. Someone knocked on the door.
"Come in," she said, finishing putting her outfit on. The door was opened and Vaggie walked inside. "Oh, hi Vaggie. Excited for the party?" Charlie said in her usual perky way.
"Charlie, I'm not sure about this party. What if something goes wrong? What if Alastor messes something up? What if Angel and Cherri start a fight?" said Vaggie, coming up with multiple excuses to not have the party.
"Don't worry Vaggie, everything will be okay. It'll be fun, it could even give us a chance to know one another." said Charlie in a reassuring way. Vaggie was till not convinced.
"I don't know Charlie. So many things could go wrong," said Vaggie.
"Come on, look on the bright side Vaggie. It's Christmas, can't you show me a little holiday joy?" Charlie said making puppy dog eyes. Vaggie was still not sure. "Pwease?" Charlie said in a childish tone. Vaggie chuckled.
"OK, I guess everything will be fine," Vaggie said putting an arm around Charlie's waist. Charlie smiles widely.
"That's the spirit Vaggie! Come on, let's go ask Aaron if he can bake some cookies for the party," Charlie exclaimed rushing out of the room. Vaggie sighed happily and walked after her. In Jason's room, he was lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling.
"About time I got away from all that sappy shit. Ugh, Christmas is the fucking worst." Jason then heard his smart phone ringing. He picked it up off of a small drawer that was next to the bed. He answered the phone. "About time you called Sir P. What took ya?"
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? Anyways, sorry for the wait. One of my Egg Bois just broke another one of my inventions, and we all had to have a long talk," answered Sir Pentious.
"Again? Geez Sir Pentious, you gotta keep your minions under control or they'll end up destroying everything."
"Exactly my thinking." Then there was a crash. "Ugh, again?! I told you to stay out of my workshop unless you're giving permission! Sigh, still a work in progress."
"So anyway, you done with that invention thing the boss wanted?"
"It's almost complete. When it finally is finished, it would mean the end of all overlords! Including Lucifer and Lilith themselves! All of hell will soon be ours!" Sir Pentious exclaimed, laughing maniacally.
"Yeah that's fucking great and all, but what is this grand invention?"
"Sorry Jason, the boss says I'm not allowed to tell you what it is yet. That is when we reach the second pha-" Sir Pentious was cut off by the sound of glass breaking. "Oh for the love of Lucifer! Sorry Jason, I have to have another talk with my minions. I'll call back soon."
"OK, see ya." The call ends. "What the heck is the second phase?" Jason mumbled to himself. A few hours later, the whole hotel was decked out in Christmas lights and other Christmas decorations. Snack bowls were put out all around the hotel, and everyone wore a Christmas outfit. Angel, Alastor, Mimzy, Husk, and Aaron were sitting at the bar drinking hot chocolate and eggnog. Cherri, Alysa, Amy, and Penny were dancing to music playing on an old record player. Charlie and Kacey were sitting on the couch making Christmas puns. Vaggie was relieved, the party was pretty chill right now.
"You were right about this eggnog Mimzy, it's quite delicious," said Alastor taking a sip from his mug.
"Told ya you'd like it Al. I made it special for you," said Mimzy smiling at Alastor.
"Gee, thanks Mimz," said Alastor smiling back at Mimzy. Mimzy smirked.
"Oh Kacey, you sure you don't want to try my eggnog? Alastor really likes it," said Mimzy to Kacey. Kacey growled and turned to Mimzy.
"No way. For all I know, you could have spit in it or something. No thanks," Kacey huffed turning back around.
"Alright, your loss," Angel said drinking from his mug.
"Hey, has anyone seen Jason?" Amy asked. Everyone looked around.
"Huh, where is Jason?" said Kacey.
"I don't know, probably up to snow good," said Charlie smiling.
"Ah, icy what you did there," Kacey said. Charlie and Kacey started laughing. Alastor and Penny laughed as well.
"Great Christmas puns guys," said Penny holding her stomach.
"Yes, just wonderful. How I just love puns. I might even say, you guys are sleigh-in' it?" Alastor said winking. Charlie and Kacey giggled.
"Good one Alastor," Kacey smiled. "I got another one for you Al. Did you hear Beyoncé's new Christmas song that came out?"
"Oh yes, I did hear that one! I believe it was-"
"All the jingle ladies! All the jingle ladies!" Kacey and Alastor sang together then started laughing. Mimzy huffed.
"Hilarious," Mimzy said sarcastically. Then different song started playing on the record.
"Hey, this is my jam! Penny turn up the volume," Alysa said. Penny turned the volume on the record up. Alysa twirled and changed into an old twenties dress. Then she started to sing.
Geraldine's Routine
Song by Tape Five
Alysa:
(singing)
There was a cat from Brooklyn, by the name of Romeo
His folks, they came from Italy, many years ago
One night he met young Geraldine, a dame from outta town
When Geraldine was dancing she would bring the ballroom down
(Penny summons shadow demons to sing along to the song. Everyone started dancing along.)
Alysa and the shadow demons:
(singing)
Wave those paws in the air
Spin around like Fred Astaire
Slip me five and we can jive
That's Geraldine's routine
Lift those puppies off the ground
Swing those hips, and shake them down
Shadow demons:
(singing)
It's rag, it's razz, it's snazzy jazz
Alysa and the shadow demons:
(singing)
That's Geraldine's Routine
Wave those paws in the air
Spin around like Fred Astaire
Slip me five and we can jive
That's Geraldine's routine
Lift those puppies off the ground
Swing those hips, and shake them down
Angel:
(singing)
Let's hump, let's jump, let's thumpety-bump
Alysa and the shadow demons:
(singing)
That's Geraldine's Routine!
(Alysa does a tap dance number with Alastor.)
Alastor:
(talking)
That was great sis. It's your big brother's turn!
(singing)
Her mama was a stripper, and so was Geraldine
She learned to strip at Mardi Gras way down in New Orleans
Romeo was whacky, he was dizzy for this dame
He learned a dance and got the chance to be Geraldine's new flame
Alastor and the shadow demons:
Wave those paws in the air
Spin around like Fred Astaire
Slip me five and we can jive
That's Geraldine's routine
Lift those puppies off the ground
Swing those hips, and shake them down
Shadow demons:
(singing)
It's rag, it's razz, it's snazzy jazz
Alastor and the shadow demons:
That's Geraldine's Routine
Wave those paws in the air
Spin around like Fred Astaire
Slip me five and we can jive
That's Geraldine's routine
Lift those puppies off the ground
Swing those hips, and shake them down
Angel:
(singing)
Let's hump, let's jump, let's thumpety-bump
Alastor and the shadow demons:
(singing)
That's Geraldine's Routine!
(Alastor summons his shadow demons to play instruments.)
Alastor:
(talking)
Okay, here she comes ladies and gentlemen
Here comes Geraldine!
(Kacey spotlight shines on Kacey and she does a couple dance steps while everyone cheers he on. Alastor starts dancing with her.)
Look out guys
Shake that thing, ha ha!
Alastor, Alysa and the shadow demons:
Wave those paws in the air
Spin around like Fred Astaire
Slip me five and we can jive
That's Geraldine's routine
Lift those puppies off the ground
Swing those hips, and shake them down
Shadow demons:
(singing)
It's rag, it's razz, it's snazzy jazz
Alastor, Alysa and the shadow demons:
(singing)
That's Geraldine's Routine
Wave those paws in the air
Spin around like Fred Astaire
Slip me five and we can jive
That's Geraldine's routine
Lift those puppies off the ground
Swing those hips, and shake them down
Angel:
(singing)
Let's hump, let's jump, let's thumpety-bump
Alastor, Alysa and the shadow demons:
(singing)
That's Geraldine's Routine!
Everyone started laughing and cheering. "Hey kid, you weren't that bad," Alastor said twirling Kacey around. Kacey laughed as he spun her.
"Wow! I always wanted to do a dance number with you Alastor!" Kacey squealed.
"Well congrats kid, ya did," Alastor said smiling at her. Kacey blushed. Mimzy growled and mumbled a curse word under her breath.
"Gee, All that dancing sure works up an appetite. whaddya say we see if Nifty's done cooking dinner yet?" Alastor said rubbing his stomach.
"Yes, because I'm starving." Penny agreed. So did everyone else. In the dining room, everyone sat at the table eating.
"This is really good Nifty! It's better than Aaron's cooking. No offence babe," Angel said.
"None take hun. I'm better at baking anyways," Aaron replied.
"You have outdone yourself my dear," said Alastor.
"Only the best for you guys," said Nifty. "What do you think Mimzy?" Mimzy was staring at Kacey across the table, giving her the stick eye. Kacey was returning the look. Mimzy tapped the table with her index finger. Kacey stuffed food in her mouth.
"So Kacey, you dancing with Alastor was... really something to see there," Mimzy said sarcastically. Kacey swallowed.
"Gee, thanks," Kacey said sarcastically as well.
"Where'd you get your dance moves from? An old nanny?" Mimzy mocked and started laughing. Kacey snapped to fork she was holding in her hand into two pieces.
"Oh yeah? Well-"
"Ahem," Alastor said clearing his throat. Kacey then remembered what she promised Alastor. She blushed.
"I mean, ahem, that isn't very polite, now is it Mimzy?" she said in a polite way. Alastor nodded and smiled. Mimzy laughed.
"What? No snappy comeback? No witty punchline?" Mimzy said in a mocking sort of way.
"Cut it out Mimzy!" Alysa said scowling at Mimzy. This time, Mimzy did not listen. She just kept on ridiculing Kacey.
"When are you going to face the facts Kacey? Alastor doesn't not like you, and he never will. Quit living a lie and just give up. You're just another one of his toys to play with and then discard." Kacey felt the tears burning in her eyes. She wanted to yell. She wanted to scream, but she couldn't. She promised Alastor. She promised. "Aw, what's the matter Kacey. Smile, your never fully dressed without one," Mimzy said laughing even harder. More tearing started forming in Kacey's eyes.
"Mimzy, stop it! That's enough!" Vaggie yelled.
"Why don't you do us all a favor, and just hang yourself." Those words cut deep wounds into Kacey, and started to reveal old ones as well. She got up and ran out of the room, crying her eyes out.
"What the actual fuck Mimzy!" Angel said scowling.
"Aw look, now the baby's crying." said Mimzy now laughing her ass off. Suddenly, everyone heard the sound out static. The sound grew louder and louder. They looked at Alastor who was in his demon form. He wrapped one of his tentacles around Mimzy and started choking her. He then quickly changed back to his normal self. The tentacle he had wrapped around Mimzy disappeared. Mimzy was dropped to the ground. Mimzy got off the ground and saw Alastor. He scowled at her, still keeping that wide smile, and walked away.
"I'll deal with you later. Right now, I must go find Kacey." Before he walked out of the room, he stopped. "I really am disappointed Mimzy. For a while I thought we were friends, but I guess I was mistaken." Alastor quickly frowned for a split second then went back to smiling like nothing happened as he walked out of the room. Kacey was in her room crying. Why did Mimzy have to make things worse. Why does she do these things to her? She knows about her past. She knows how sensitive she is about it. Why? Why would she say those things? Did having Alastor really mean that much to her than her friendship? The words echoed around in Kacey's mind. She covered her ears, trying to get those voices to shut up, but they didn't. They only grew louder and louder. Finally, all the noices went away when she heard a familiar voice. "Darling? Are you in here?" She heard Alastor call. He knocked on the door.
"Come in," Kacey sighed. Alastor opened the door and saw Kacey lying on her bed crying. He walked over to her.
"Hello Kacey. You took quite a mouthful back there. Are you alright?" Kacey sat up abd forced a smile.
"Mimzy's an asshole," she said trying to cheer herself up.
"I guess she is." Alastor got a handkerchief and wiped tears from Kacey's face. "Shh, please stop crying. Shh."
"I'm sorry Alastor. I tried not to, but her word really did sting. But I kept my promise right?" More tearing started leaking from her eyes. "Right?" she said, about it break down in tears.
"Yes, You did." Alastor said softly. He pulled her close into a hug. Kacey blushed. "Shh, it's alright darling. Don't worry, Mimzy won't hurt you again, not if I have anything to say about it."
"You Promise?"
"I promise my dear. Now come on, the others are waiting." Alastor got up and held out his hand. Kacey smiled and took his hand.
Thanks for reading everyone. Stay tuned.