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Writer's notes; thanks to Hotstreak's crossover stories for your reviews.
"Last time on Total Drama Island: Chef put the campers through a gruelling training camp to see which campers could handle the most torture. There were a lot of quitters and many near injuries throughout the two days, but the one who came out on top were the Bass. And Chef booted Dawn. Who will be next? Find out today on Total Drama Island. "
*** Intro ***
The campers were all peacefully sleeping in their cabins. The camera showed Rodney curled in his bed, sucking his thumb, Jo, Brick and Sky were already awake doing there morning jog, and Heather was snoozing peacefully.
Suddenly the sound of a loud plane overhead woke everyone up. Chris could be seen above the cabins piloting the plane. The very tired campers made their outside, giving Chris annoyed looks, or in Jo's case flipping him off.
"ARG!" Heather groaned, "I'm going to kill him!"
"Get in line," Gwen groaned as well.
"Got to give him some credit, he keeps finding new ways to ruin our day," Brick replied, just as Chris went into a nosedive straight for the campers.
"Look out!" The campers all took Bridgette advice they all screamed and ducked out of thr away as Chris barely missed them and landed.
"This is so awesome!" Chris yelled before bringing the plane to a stop.
"You could have killed us with that thing!" Jasmine snarled, making Chris chuckle.
Chris shrugged, "I have to practice on getting my pilot's license somehow."
Jo snarled, "That does it!" She lunged forward to only be held back by her team.
Shawn ressured her, "Let's just all relax."
Jo just sighed, "Whatever."
"Just letting you guys have a taste of today's EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!" Chris replied, yelling through a megaphone.
"Awesome!" Rodney cheered loudly, earning glares from the others.
"Ugh, it is WAY too early for this," Gwen whined.
"Yeah, because everything we do isn't extreme enough," Noah replied, causing a few snickers among the campers, annoying Chris.
"Today, you'll participate in three challenges. First up is EXTREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING!"
The campers looked nervous and confused as the door to the plane came open, and a sofa bed was pushed out. Chef stood in the doorway, wearing a parachute.
"Campers will plummet, er, I mean skydive, to a waiting sofa bed target."
Chef demonstrated saying by jumping out of the plane and on to the sofa bed. Rather than land comfortably, the sofa bed folded and trapped Chef inside, making him grunt in pain. As Chris hoped, this scared the campers further.
"Of course, you'll be skydiving from 5,000 feet," Chris smiled. "and you'll be using these"
He tossed out two worn-out parachutes full of holes and tears. The teens gasped at how unsafe they looked.
"And since Noah is so eager, he'll jump for Gophers and Shawn will jump for the Bass."
*** Confessional Noah ***
My parents always told me my smart mouth would get me into trouble someday. I really should have listened to them.
*** Camp Grounds ***
Noah and Shawn looked down at their parachutes and gulped.
"Well, so much for not getting maimed today," Noah said.
"Welp, so much for praying for an easy challenge." Shawn nervously chuckled.
Jasmine wrapped her arms around the two unfortunately paled jumpers, "Come up guys, what's life without a little risk and jumping into the arms of death?"
"I'd rather be bored and safe then lively and suicidal."
"Same here."
"Don't worry about it," Amazon smiled, putting a comforting hand on Shawn shoulder, making him smile. "I'm sure it's perfectly safe. Right, Chris?"
Rather than respond. Chris just began laughing maniacally, making them gulp.
"Do the parachutes even work?" Scarlett asked, as she look over the parachute. "They look very old."
"Maybe? They were used in World War I," Chris shrugged. "Now then, the second challenge of the day is. EXTREME MOOSE RIDING!"
The camera swung around to show a grumpy moose being kept in a small fenced area.
"Whoever lasts the longest on the moose wins their challenge."
"That things don't look so tough, I've seen kittens that were more dangerous," Jo replied rather bored. She walked over and stood toe to hoof with the animal, glaring at it, causing it to shake in fear.
"Well, it's your lucky day, Jo, you'll be riding for the Bass," Chris replied, "and Brick, will ride for the Gophers." Jo replied by cracking her knuckles, glaring at Brick.
"This guy doesn't look so mean," Brick commented as he went over and leaned down at the moose, "Hello there!"
Unlike Jo, the moose wasn't intimidated by the cadet, glaring at him and kicking him in the face, knocking him on to his butt. Making Jo and Duncan laugh as Brick dusted himself off.
"And the last challenge is EXTREME SEA-DOO WATER SKIING!" The camera showed the mud-filled course that was riddled with ramps and flags." Contestants will water ski, grabbing as many flags as they can before cruising to the finish line while a member of the opposing team drives and they have to drive, or they lose the challenge."
"But how do we water ski without water?" Jasmine asked.
"It's really hard," Chris replied.
The campers looked over at the course where Chef had emerged from behind some bushes riding a sea doo. He yelled as the vehicle bounded around uncontrollably, before crashing into a tree.
"Hahaha, awesome!" Once Chris was done laughing at Chef's pain, he faced the campers. "Now, Rodney, you'll be water skiing for the Bass."
"Awesome!" Rodney shooted with excitement.
"And Heather will be driving. Now for the Gophers Gwen will ski while Duncan drives."
"Oh, boy," Gwen sarcastically replied.
"Whatever," Heather replied, annoyed, "what do we win?"
"You'll be safe from elimination, and you'll win a trip to a spa mobile shower."
The campers gasped in awe, and they stared at the sparkling mobile showers. The campers, especially the girls, looked amazed
"Can it be?" Bridgette asked.
"Oh, it is." Chris replied, "So are you ready for today's EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE?"
"Sounds fun." Gwen rolled his eyes.
Noah scoffed, "Seriously? We already have showers here so what the point of this?"
"Hot clean water, massage jets, no peephole." Chris turned to Rodney, who was beet red. "Now, break for breakfast, then meet back here in 20 minutes for the EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!"
*** Confessional Noah ***
Is seen writing on a piece of paper. "My collection of Spiderman comics I'll give to Thomas, and my PS4 I'll give to...
*** Confessional Heather ***
"I already need us to win today because I'm out of options, but now with a shower is on the line, there's no way I'm letting us lose. I don't care what I have to do, I'm not going home. The team merge should happen soon, and I can get some of the Bass to help me.
*** Mess Hall ***
While everyone was busy eating their slop of the day, Bridgette was talking to Jasmine sharing her salad with Mr. Fuzzy Ears. Gwen was smiling at Heather, taking pleasure in how worried she was.
"I'm going to die. I'm going to f##king die."
Next to Noah, Sky grinned and shrugged. "You know the old saying 'the best glimpse of heaven is on the way into hell."
Noah growled, "You know that's not very helpful!"
Over at the end of the tables, Shawn were currently educating Ezekiel.
Shawn cleared his throat and looked at Ezekiel, "Now what does the phase 'what's up' mean?"
"Um...how are you doing, eh." Bridgette and Jasmine who were watching were giggling.
The zombie nut smiled kindly, "Correct. Now what does the remark 'bite me' mean?"
"Shut up eh?"
Shawn smiled, "Now, what does 'hang loss' mean?"
Ezekiel blinked and said, "I'm not hanging anymore,eh" He blinked and groaned "I never understand this."
Shawn gently patted his friend's back and remarked, "You'll get it soon, don't worry."
"Beside," Bridgette voice came behind them, wrapped an arm around Ezekiel. "His clueless is adorable." She kissed his cheek.
*** Challenge Site ***
The campers gathered around Chris and the plane. Shawn and Noah had their parachutes strapped on.
"Now ground team," Chris explained, "will use these sofa beds to help cushion their fall."
"You gotta have some serious guts to go through with this," Ezekiel said to Jasmine, as she smile at Shawn.
She was about to replies as Jo scoffed, rolling her eyes, "Not really. I mean, if we lose the challenge and he didn't do it then he'd just end up like that chatterbox that we voted off first."
"Oh, right." Ezekiel awkwardly scooted away.
"You got this Noah, we'll make sure that your landing goes smoothly," Gwen assured the bookworm as the two shared a smiling before he and Shawn prepared to board the plane.
"Or not," Heather replied with a shrug.
"Gee thanks!" Noah scoffed.
"Just remember to pull the cords, and you'll be fine."
"Great advice Brick, I would have never thought of doing that." Noah replied as he stepped onto the plane, followed closely by Shawn. Chris flew them high into the air; once they reached the 5,000 feet distance that was required for the challenge, Shawn swung the door opened, and they both gulped as they looked down.
"It's not that far," Shawn commented as he began sweating, betraying the lie he told himself, "I can see the sofa from here."
"You're going to jump out of a plane to impress some girl?"
"What NO?!" Noah didn't seem convinced.
"If you could just sign these before you jump," Chris said while holding up papers and a pen.
"Why?" Noah raised an eyebrow, "We already signed our insurance forms at the start of the show."
"Organ donation," Chris pointed out, "I have this cannibal challenge that I want to pitch, and if anything bad happens to you, we could use free props, so a win-win."
"You're joking, right?" Noah asked, the first time not reply with some sarcastic comment. He and Shawn both looking terrified.
"Well, I hate to waste," Chris smiled as Noah passed him a letter, "What's this?"
"My last will and testament."
Chris smiled as they reached the drop zone, "Remember, pull the blue cord and then the red one. Or was it pull the red one and then the blue one... Whatever!" Chris returned to the pilot seat. Noah and Shawn reluctantly got into a jumping position; Noah took a deep breath and braced himself.
"God it's me, Noah. I'm not a praying man, but if you do exist and I die, please strike down the demon known as Chris." Noah took a deep breath and closed his eyes as he jumped out, quickly plummeting to the ground below. At first, he screamed, but he pulled himself together.
"I can do this," he nervously said to himself. He took the cords of his chute, unfortunately the cords just rip out. "F""""""""""K!"
"Alright guys, let's move," Sky called out, making the Gophers push the bed into position, Noah continued yelling for his life as he dropped like a rock; he connected with the ground landing on some rocks on the beach, and a loud cracking sound echoed throughout the camp. The Gophers team rushed over to Noah aid; even Heather appeared to be concerned for her teammate. The Bass joined in shock.
Chef arrived and carried out a bandaged Noah on a stretcher.
"I'll go with him to the infirmary," Gwen said." I won't leave his side." Sky gave her a reassuring pat on the back as she continued to look worried
"No can do MAGGOT!" Chef replied. "You have to be with your team during the challenge, or you forfeit it for your team."
"Noah would want you to support your team in the challenge," Sky replied as she and Brick gave Gwen a reassuring pat on the back.
Meanwhile, Shawn was getting ready to make his jump, Chris was showing the footage of Noah, making him shake in fear.
He crossed himself and took his jump and began to descend. On the ground, the Bass were pushing the sofa into position. Jasmine scanned the sky to find Shawn and finally spotted him as he about to pull the cord.
"Here he comes!"
In the air, Shawn was beginning to panic, "Ok, ok, ok, it was the red cord!" He yanked his red cord followed by the blue cord. Rather than deploy, the parachute did nothing. "FFFFFFF##K!"
Shawn yelled for his life as he continued to drop like a rock.
"What happened to his chute?" Bridgette replied.
"Quickly and push!" Jo shouted.
"He's falling way to fast for us to catch him in time," Scarlett commented.
"Hurry up!" Jo roared, "If we hustle, then we can catch him."
"SHAWN!" Jasmine cried out.
Shawn continued yelling for his life as he dropped like a rock; he connected with the sofabed closing his eyes tightly.
"Shawn! You did it!" Jasmine smiled and hugged him as the team cheered with Rodney glaring.
"Bass win, Gopher loss. 1 to 0."
*** Confessional Rodney ***
"You think if I crashed like Noah did, Gwen or Jasmine would raced over to attend to me?"
*** Confessional Heather ***
"So I'm in real hot water; I need some allies."
*** Moose Stable ***
On the way to the Stable, Rodney was glaring at the couples holding hands, Ezekiel and Bridgette and Jasmine and Shawn.
"Alright cowpokes," Chris smiled to Brick and Jo, "Time for EXTREME MOOSE RIDING CHALLENGE!"
"Must you do that every time?" Duncan asked looking annoyed. "That is starting to really irritated me."
"Alright, let me at them," Brick stormed over and climbed up on the moose as Chris started the stopwatch. The moose was thrashing wildly trying to buck Brick off, but the cadet had a tight grip on its antlers. "Is that all you got?" he shouted.
The beast was bucking wildly getting angrier by the second, Chris was beginning to get bored as he stared at his watch showing five minutes had passed. "Yeah, you're not that tough; I've tamed better than you." When a ten minutes pasted the beast began to calm down and was reigned in.
"Beat that," Brick jumped off and joined his team.
"Ten minutes, that's tough to beat," Chris said.
Jo popped her knuckles and put her game face on and made her way to the moose.
"Easy now, boy." Jo patted the moose on the head, its eyes turned red, and bucked Jo off, flinging her into a tree.
"And, Jo clocked in," Chris looked at his watch, "Nine minutes, for the Bass, it's tied 1-1." The Gopher ran to Brick cheering, hoisting him up and carrying him to the water ski area.
"You just go lucky." Jo folded her arms.
*** Water Ski Area ***
The campers were now gathered around the muddy lake for the final challenge, Gwen and Rodney were in their swim gear. Gwen was wearing a very small two piece dark blue bikini that stood out from her pale skin. In response, Rodney fainted with a bloody nose.
"Now its time for the tiebreaker. EXTREME SEA-DOO WATER SKI CHALLENGE!, up first is Gwen!"
Gwen took her position on the water skis and took hold of the handles attached to the sea-doo. A determined Duncan sat on the vehicle.
*** Confessional Gwen ***
"If we win, we get a nice hot shower, but if we lose we can finally vote Heather off," Gwen smiled, "Either option is good for me."
*** Water Ski Area ***
"And Go!" Chris shouted Duncan, rocketed out in the muddy lake, pulling Gwen out of the water and dragged her through the mud. She flew off a nearby ramp, and Gwen narrowly missed the flag. They landed with a great impact, and Gwen grunted in pain from the impact but held up and grabbed the next flag.
"You can do it, Gwen" Sky cheered.
"Bring us home!" Brick smiled.
By the time Duncan crossed the finished line, Gwen had grabbed two flags.
"And with that, Gwen scored two flags! If Rodney gets more then two the Bass win!"
Shawn massaged Rodney shoulders, "You got this, man!"
"We believe you in," Bridgette smiled, this earned a smiled from Rodney.
Rodney gave his team high fives and took his position; Heather gave him a nasty grin.
"If you think I'm letting you win, you're out of your mind!"
"I'm bringing my A-game," a determined Rodney replied.
"And Go!" Heather took off in jet ski, Rodney was actually able to keep his footing in the water skies and reached down and grabbed the first flag. As his team cheered and Heather snarled, he grabbed the second flag.
"No, no, no!" Heather growled as Rodney grabbed the third flag, putting him firmly in the lead.
"Bass are in the lead!" Chris exclaimed, prompting the Bass to cheer, "Heather has to cross the finish line, or she forfeits the challenge to the Bass."
"I may have to cross the line, but you don't!" Heather angrily stated, she turned around to face the attached rope and pulled a knife from her pocket and prepared to cut the rope. Suddenly a low hanging branch hooked itself into Heather's bra, and slowly ripped her top up, revealing her breasts. Heather quickly covered herself as Rodney flew into a rock from the shock. The jet ski hit a bump, sending it flying with Heather into the finished line without Rodney.
"Well, it seems Heather crossed the finished line but because Rodney didn't the Gophers win!" Heather cheered loudly and smirked at Gwen, who was less than pleased.
"Bass I will be seeing you tonight." The Bass looked down with disappointment, and Jo let out a piercing scream as she stormed towards a nearby tree. She began to take her frustration out on it and kicked it so hard that she knocked it down. The Killer Bass were huddled together in fear of their teammate.
*** Elimination Ceremony ***
"Remember, when your name is called, come up and receive your marshmallow. Whoever does not get one a marshmallow it's over for first marshmallow goes to Shawn and Jasmine."
The two smiled and collected there marshmallows.
"Also safe are Duncan and Scarlett," The two smiled.
"Jo," She pumped her fist in the air.
"Bridgette." She caught the marshmallow and Ezekiel flashed her a smiled to which she grinned back. Bridgette then looked at Ezekiel perplexed, not knowing why he was at the bottom two. Her jaw dropped, but realize she didn't have to fear.
"Ezekiel and Rodney, this is the last marshmallow of the evening. Rodney you did perform horribly today and cause your team to lose? And Ezekiel well... I don't really know why. But the last marshmallow of the night goes to."
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"Rodney!"
"WHAT!?" Ezekiel exclaimed.
"But why? Rodney lost the challenge, eh!"
"I voted for Rodney!" Bridgette said.
"Same!" Jasmine and Shawn nodded.
Ezekiel sighed, Bridgette looked down in sadness.
"Promise me you'll win this game, eh," he whispered to her.
"I promise." she whispered back.
"Boat's waiting!" Chris called out.
"Bye, Bridgette. You were the best person I ever met," Ezekiel replied in a sad but genuine tone, he removed his hat and gave it to her.
Her eyes bwidened as Ezekiel handed his tongue to Bridgette who blinked as she took it in her hands, "Really? But this is your favorite hat?"
"Yep, my favorite hat to my favorite girl." Few of the campers snickered, but to Bridgette it was sweet, poor innocent sweetness.
Bridgette blushed in response and gently kissed him on the lips.
Ezekiel smiled and then looked over to see some of the others walking over with Jasmine given a bone crushing hug, "You'll be missed."
The prairie boy smiled, "I'll miss you too." He looked over at Shawn and gave him a fist bump.
"I was glad to have meet you Ezekiel," She said, and wrapped her arms around him, she lifted her face and cupped his face, and they kissed again for some time. The couple broke the kiss and looked into each others eyes once again. Though there tears in them, they still seemed to sparkle and shine with emotion.
"Promise me you'll win this game, eh," he whispered to her.
"I promise." she whispered back.
"Boat's waiting!" Chris called over.
"Bye man," Shawn raced over a gave his friend a warm embrace.
"Bye Shawn and good luck, eh."
Bridgette took Ezekiel hand and escorted him onto the boat of Losers. Kissing one last time before he jumped onto the boat of losers. Ezekiel, Shawn, Jasmine and Bridgette waved goodbye at each other while he was driven away. They stay and watched until he was gone, while everyone less left. Jasmine gave a sympathetic hug comforting a moping Bridgette who held Ezekiel's hat tightly to her
"How?"
The camera panned back to the campfire where Rodney was sitting, with a toothy grin. He roasted his marshmallow over the bonfire.
The scene cut to Rodney in the confessional. The wooden box of votes sat in his lapl Rodney clenched his hand into a fist and slammed it on top of the wooden box's lid. It popped right open, . Rodney took the votes from the box and stuffed them into his overalls. He then pulled another set of papers out from said overalls and set them in the box.
"I'm sorry Zeke, but it's you or me, and Bridgette's with me!"
Rodney pulled his marshmallow from the fire and grinned again. "Sleep tight my surfing beauty." He said quietly.
Remaining Campers
Screaming Gophers: Gwen, Noah, Heather, Sky, Brick.
Killer Bass: Jo, Shawn, Jasmine, Duncan, Bridgette Rodney and Scarlett.
13th Place Ezekiel
14th Place Dawn
15th Place: Lightning
16th Place: Maria
17th Place: Dave
18th Place: LeShawna
19th Place: Max
20th Place: Ella
21st Place: B
22th Place: Cameron
23th Place: Owen
24th Place: Staci