I think at this point it would be fairly obvious that im at the mercy of my chronic depression and my writers block.

Sue me.

No, dont do that, dont sue me, im writing a new chapter for this.

Cheers

Jaketheripper

The bus driver did not look at all happy as the yokai bus petered along the road between worlds, "Wait..Mr. Bus driver, didn't Alucard shoot you?" The disgruntled bus driver turned towards him and pulled open his shirt to reveal a hole through his chest, "One cannot kill what is already dead, but that's beside the point Aono Tsukune, you're asking me to drive you to LONDON at a time like this?!"

Tsukune growled, an inhuman snarl escaping his throat, "my friend is still out there...I need to keep her safe."

The Bus Driver grumbled as he went back to driving, "Very well...but I will NOT be following you into hell."

Hellsing manor

Kurumu hurriedly followed the soldiers down to the shelter, hearing the bullets and bombs going off in the distance and fearing for her life, "I had no clue that Humans would be THIS scary..."

One of the soldiers looks at her with a look of incredulity, "humans are the ONLY real monsters man..." another soldier slapped the first, "dude shut up we're FIGHTING VAMPIRES!"

Kurumu wordlessly scrunched herself into a corner as more explosions and shouting were heard, she was WAY out of her element, her air of confident badassery had gone clear out the window along with any want to stay here any longer. As she thought this, the roof to the bunker began to cave in and she screamed as an explosion divided an entire hallway!

"Men! Make zhem swiss!"

There was silence and several vampires entered through the hole, "Captain, zhere are no soldiers in here to vent my frustration at your cheese pun."

The captain sighed, "Well I'm sorry I was hungry."

Kurumu's wings acted on their own as she flew as fast as she could out of there, past the nazis and around the corner, running into a group of human soldiers as she did, once more slamming into Seras who blinked and looked at her, "oh shit its you...OH SHIT ITS YOU! how are you still here!?"

Kurumu began to cry and Seras growled as she turned away, aiming through the window at what Kurumu now saw was what was most certainly an advancing enemy regiment.

back on the bus

"No. Fuck off! let go of the wheel I'm NOT driving to the Hellsing estate!" Tsukune was fighting the bus driver as they drove through London, which was on fire, "I'm going there whether you like it or not!" Shouted tsukune, "My friend is down there!"

Suddenly the bus was sideswiped by a speeding sedan, the two cars spun out of control, slamming Into opposite buildings.

Tsukune stepped out of the bus and rushed over to the sedan that was now resting in a ditch.

As he reached for the handle, however, the door was kicked open and hit him in the face, "come and get some you kraut shits!" Tsukune gulped as an irate Integra prized herself away from the interior of the car, immediately producing a rapier which Tsukune dodged only to have the figure behind him get decapitated!

"Hanz! Nein! And he vas having such a good day!"

Listening to the actual nazis blubbering made Tsukune laugh, he laughed hard, he fell on his butt and started laughing so hard the Nazi Vampire stopped his blubbering, "vas is zis?"

"Im...im sorry...what was that bit about London Bridge? I missed-" suddenly Aono dodged a bayonet that lodged in the ground where his head had been seconds ago, he backflipped into the crowd and grabbed one of their rifles, twirling in a superfast circle, making the rest back off, he looked at the gun in his hand, recognizing it from a museum, speaking in an exaggerated tone, "M1 Garrand? Guys, you're stuck living in a crude, rude era, we have THESE now!"

Without even thinking about how he did it, darkness oozed from his sleeve and coated the gun, when it receded, he was holding a 50 caliber machine gun.

"Shise!" Shouted one of them as Tsukune opened fire on them, destroying them with an alucard like glee that made Integra sweat, she lowered the sword in her hand, "erm...how did you get like this?"

Tsukune watched as the machine gun turned back into an M1 Garrand, "I have no clue it's like...a reflex..." Integra suddenly realized, "y-your eyes..."

Suddenly bible pages began to rain from the sky as more vampires rounded the corner, Tsukune pointed the gun only to realize that it wasn't loaded anymore, "shit...shit come on do the thing..."

"You can't control your powers?"

"I thought I could but..."

As the vampires got closer, a rain of bayonets sprouted from the ground, filling the ranks of the vampires with steel!

"JESUS!" shouts Tsukune as the vampires all fall dead

Another bayonet points at Tsukune from off to the side, "Don't blaspheme!"

Both Tsukune and Integra turned to see Alexander Anderson, "I smell Alucard on you, boy, tell me you're his son, that would be hilarious!"

Tsukune shrugs as Integra looks at the man in white, "Alexander Anderson, to what do I owe the unexpected pleasure?"

The man in white looks at them both, "Oh you know, just out and about with my posse!"

Tsukune follows the Priest's gaze to the roofs where there were two hundred men and women, armed to the teeth, Tsukune turned whiter than he already was.

as Tsukune listened more and more to Anderson go on and on, Tsukune was very aware of more vampires closing in from behind them, after a few seconds one of the nazi vampires spoke up, "Ze iscariots? ve're not scared of you! you don't even know how to handle a bayonet! it goes on ze gun! idiot!"

Alexander looks at Tsukune, "You're with the woman, RIGHT?" Tsukune nodded, "Then you're with me, we're gonna put these soulless bodies where they belong..."

two vampires rushed him, which he put down in quick succession!

"In the ground in case you didn't take my meaning."

Tsukune felt an adrenaline rush rise up inside him as the other vampires closed in, "Oh...oh man...I feel...great.." And his eyes glowed red, his hands growing claws as the army suddenly became less and less threatening.

"WHO ARE WE?!"

"THE NECESSARY EVIL!"

"WHY ARE WE NECESSARY?!"

"TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THAN MAN!"

"AND WHY ARE WE GOD'S CHOSEN FEW?! ORDAINED TO UNDERTAKE THIS UNHOLY TASK?!"

"BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL!"

"AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCCKIN FUN!"

Tsukune charged headfirst into the ranks of the vampires, the empty M1 raised over his head like a club, the first Nazi he came upon got the butt broken over his head and the jagged wood splinters shoved into his chest! The others were victims of a similarly brutal fate, Tsukune knew they were vampires, but somehow they felt like...less...Oh god was he becoming Alucard? It felt as if he could do no wrong, or rather, if he did, he didn't care.

The battle quickly turned into a route and the remaining Nazi vampires were picked off as they tried to retreat.

Anderson sighed haplily, turning to Tsukune, "Well you're actually useful, Boy, I don't know your name or wether you're actually Alicard's son, but you're ok in my book."

Tsukune looked at Integra, the conviction in his voice at an all time high, "Hellsing Manor, Now."

Integra put a hand on her hip, "excuse the Fuck out of me?"

"Either get in the car or get out of my way, I have a friend to save."

With this, Tsukune shoved Integra out of the way and got into the sedan which he used his powers to start up, fire blazing out of the exhaust pipes as he blazes away! Leaving every one in a cloud of beffuddlement.

"What a dick." Huffs Integra.

Anderson laughs, "Like father like son."