*WARNING*
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA
Chapter 14: Risky Business
It was a nice summer night in America when Greenland, Canada, America, Mexico and Cuba decided to have a sleepover. As reluctant as Cuba was to visit America, his climate was really the only one all five of them could tolerate, so they had to.
It was actually a pretty calm night. America and Mexico had managed to confiscate all of Cuba and Canada's drugs, and Denmark didn't let Greenland bring his beer so they were all just chilling in the living room.
"I'm boreeeeeeeeeeed," Mexico complained.
"Then let's do something." Cuba said.
"Like what?" Greenland asked.
"We could prank call Russia." Canada suggested.
"Nah, he told me he would start another cold war or something if I kept bothering him with my 'bullcrap', as he puts it." America said. They all went quiet, trying to figure out what to do, before America's eyes lit up.
"I know! Let's play Risk!"
"Risk?" Greenland asked curiously. America nodded.
"Yeah! Risk! It's this board game where you have to conquer the entire world!"
"Let's play, then." Cuba said, already coming up with a plan to conquer America.
After a bunch of digging around, America finally found the board game, and after explaining the rules to Greenland (who had never heard of this game until today), they started playing.
The game ended with Canada and Greenland completely ignoring all of their other territories (besides their countries) and fighting to the death over Hans Island, Mexico taking over South America and teaming up with Cuba to take down America, and America owning the former Soviet Union, Japan, the UK and France respectively.
"I SAW IT FIRST! HANS ISLAND IS MINE!"
"IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU MAPLE LOVING BASTARD!"
"Okay, this is bad. Er, Maria, you have access to the west and I have the east. If we attack from both fronts, then it'll be easier since he has to split up his army."
"That makes sense. But even then, he more more troops than both of ours combined."
"You can strategize all you want, but you'll never beat the hero!~"
"SHUT UP AMERICA!"
I thought I was being pretty clever with the title, to be honest-
Anywho, this lovely person named BatShark mentioned Greenland and Cuba, and I was all like "Oh crap I forgot Cuba was canon-" so I decided to bring them in for this chapter. I don't know a whole lot about Greenland, so I'm sorry if I majorly screwed up, but I'll try to briefly explain his character.
Greenland is technically part of Denmark, but Greenland is located on the North American plate so he hangs out with the North Americans more. He's older than all of them, but because he's not as developed he looks like a teenager instead of an adult.
I do want to bring Cuba and Greenland into this more often, since they're still part of North America after all, and there are some ideas I have which I can't really pull off with just the main three.
For those of you who don't know, Hans Island is this teeny tiny island off the coast of Greenland and Nunavut that Canada and Denmark have been fighting over for a while. I figured Denmark and Canada's rivalry rubbed off on Greenland.
I've been talking for much too long, byeeeee-