"Okay how do I dismantle a large drill exactly?" asked Edd. Edd was standing in front of a power drill trying to figure out on how he was going to break it or take apart its gears. "Future me didn't give a blueprint on how to destroy this thing. I guess I can look around for something to use" said Edd. Edd begins searching for anything he can use on the drill so far he hasn't gotten anywhere. "Darn it, I thought there would be something to- oh wait I think I have something actually" said Edd as he felt something in his pant pockets.
[Ten Minutes Later]
"So...you just basically put bubblegum onto one of the gears on the drill?" asked Future Matt.
"That's a good idea actually" said Edward Gold. "Good idea? How could putting bubblegum on a drill be an idea?" asked Tom. "Well...I wasn't given anything to dismantle it according to future me" said Edd. "At least you tried, anyway where's Matt?" asked Tord. "Uhh...I think I left him...onboard Tony's spaceship" said Edd nervously. "You've left him behind!? Why would you do that?" asked Future Edd.
"Well technically...we agreed to both go down separate corridors which was a bad idea" said Edd. "How dare you leave...ah forget it. Yelling isn't going to solve anything. We need to get prepared to fight against the Black Army and somehow rescue Matt. So...Red Leader...do you have a plan or not?" asked Future Edd. "Indeed I do. I have a special place for you guys" said Tord. "Alright then. Uh can you do me favor and open this only and last can of cola for me just like old times?" asked Edd while holding up a can of soda. "Sure old friend, I'm really happy that we're friends again" said Tord. Tord opens the can with his robotic hand before handing the can back to Edd.
Edd smiles at this before going over to Eduardo. "What you want, Edd?" asked Eduardo in the same tone that he uses when Edd's around. "Do you have a straw that I can use? It's for this last can of cola" said Edd. "Grr...ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE WORLD AND YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A BLOODY STRAW!?" yelled Eduardo. "Eduardo please, just do it" said Edd calmly. "You...You do realize that we hate each other right? I mean I despise you way more than you do for me" said Eduardo. "Don't make me repeat myself again, I said I want a straw. I'm waiting" said Edd sternly. Eduardo did what he never thought he was going to do. He gave a straw to Edd while cursing underneath his breath. "Thank you Eduardo, you're a pal" said Edd. "We're not friends. Since when are we friends?" asked Eduardo while giving a look of disgust at thought of being friends with Edd.
~At The Battlefield~
"This is the special place that he wanted us to be!? He sent us in the middle of a freaking battlefield!" yelled Eduardo. "Shut it Eduardo. Tom do you still have that piece of paper that I gave you for your birthday?" asked Edd. "Yeah I do. I was going to throw it away unless I get answers to whatever you put on it" said Tom as he was holding a piece of paper. Edd goes over to Tom and takes the paper from him before holding it up in the sunlight. The piece of paper then showed battle formations of some sort. "So you're telling me that you actually wrote down battle formations yet you didn't bother to tell me what all of those scribbles mean" said Tom.
"Technically those so called "scribbles" were from when I was playing tic-tac-toe with Matt" said Edd. "Well that makes sense" said Tom. "Enough with the talking, what do those battle formations say exactly?" asked Saloonatics Eduardo. "First we need to be in a long line before splitting it up in three separate groups. We got the future trio lead by future me" said Edd. "Okay" said Future Edd with a slight nod. "Then we have the wild western fighters trio lead by Edward Gold" said Edd.
"That sounds dandy, but Prince Matthew doesn't have any combat experience nor any battle knowledge" said Sheriff Thompson. "What are you talking about? I have knowledge on how to fight" said Prince Matthew. "We both know that you don't have any experience" said Sheriff Thompson. "Anyway moving on" said Tom. "Right, next we have the three bandits lead by Saloonatics Eduardo or simply Eduardo's ancestor" said Edd. "Yay! We're in the same group together" said Juan.
"Don't push it or I'll shoot you in the chest" said Saloonatics Eduardo. "Next we have our "lovely" neighbors lead by of course Eduardo" said Edd. "I want this day to be done with just so I don't have to deal with you losers" said Eduardo. "Stop with the complaining Eduardo. You're going to fight with us and to make sure of that, both Hellucard and Todd will be joining you since they're considered to be oddballs" said Tom. "Fine, we'll let them join our trio" said Mark. "Where's Red Leader? I thought he said he'll be joining us all" said Future Matt.
"That little gremlin! I knew that we should of never trusted him" said Future Edd. "Whoa, calm down. I'm sure Tord will come here eventually. You just need to give him some time" said Edd. "Forget about giving him time, we got company" said Tom. Up in the skies, about six fighter jets are seen flying over the battlefield. Each jet had a logo of a poisonous snake at its tail end. "I have a feeling that those jets are the Black Army's right?" asked Jon.
The jets suddenly fired missiles which then indicated that they're meant for the ground troops. "Everyone scatter!" yelled Tom. Everyone started running as the missiles came for them only to miss. The jets were about to fire another round of missiles only to get taken out of the sky before landing into the sea. "We've been saved" said Todd in relief. "Yeah but who's piloting that Red Army- it's one of the pilots that we've met" said Tom.
"Yes! Thank you Paul...or is it Patryck? I really don't know what their positions are" said Edd. Suddenly rumbling was felt as everyone turned their direction at an incoming squad of tanks and other weaponry. "Alright, let's get this show on run" said Tom. Suddenly the rest of Black Army came in after the Red Army showed up just as Tony's spaceship came into view along with a giant red robot that seemed familiar. "So zhis iz zhe giant robot zhat I've seen in zhose blueprints. Heh...Yamiyo, come in Yamiyo, do jou read me?" asked Tony as he talked through a microphone on his ship's control panel. "Yes I read you. Do you want us to attack first?" asked Yamiyo.
"Not just yet. Let's wait for Red Leader to make zhe move" said Tony. "Sir, I can't just keep going in circles in this jet forever you know. I suggest we attack first" said Patryck. "Alright it's settled. Paul, on the count of three I want you to activate those land mines" said Tord. "You got it" said Paul as he got done counting the last land mine. "Here we go. 1...2...3! Go Paul, go!" said Tord. Paul quickly takes out a switch before pressing the trigger button as a land mine under a Black Army tank exploded.
"I vasn't expecting zhat but...okay attack" said Tony. Both armies lead by Paul and Yamiyo gave the signal to attack which then became a bloody massacre of land, sea, and air. "CHARRRRRRRRRGEEEEEE!" yelled Edd. "This is for ruining my day! Let's get 'em boys!" yelled Eduardo. Eduardo, Jon, Mark, Todd, and Hellucard ran towards one of the advancing squads of the Black Army only to quickly turn back around in fear. "RETREAT!" screamed Eduardo.
Future Edd who was standing on high ground only facepalmed at the sight of seeing Eduardo and his group running away. "Are you for real? Everyone should know that charging randomly at an incoming army isn't a good plan" said Future Edd. "Edd, you need to focus" said Future Tom. "You're right Tom. Do you two have your pistols ready?" asked Future Edd. "Yep. We're ready for your command" said Future Matt with a slight nod. "Let's fry some enemy scums" said Future Edd as he put sunglasses on.
The future trio put up of all of their pistols and pointed them at approaching forces before firing out separate multi colored lasers thus managing to disintegrate the soldiers of the Black Army completely. "No fair!" yelled Tony as he slammed a fist down on the control panel in anger. "What's not fair, my fearsome leader?" asked the lead scientist. "Vhy iz zhere no more ice cream!?" asked Tony as he faced the lead scientist. "Oh...I don't know. For a minute there, I thought you were talking about those laser pistols" said the lead scientist. "I vas referring to zhat as vell but forget it. It's time to use zhe orbital power drill" said Tony.
"Ow...my lip...it's so cold" said Matt. "Look vho's starting to thaw out just in time to see jour friends lose" said Tony as he came over to Matt. "Tony listen to me, you don't-Ah!" yelped Matt as he got slapped by Tony. "Shut up" said Tony. Tony then goes back the control panel before pressing a couple buttons only to finish it off by pressing a large orange button. "Heads up ya'll, we got trouble" said Sheriff Thompson.
"Wait...I thought you put gum onto that power drill" said Tom. "I did but I didn't say that it'll stick" said Edd. There was some slight pause only for it end as a large red drill came out of the bottom of Tony's spaceship in rapid speed only for it to get caught in the hands of Tord's giant robot. "Tord!?" said both Edd and Tom in unison. "Vhat zhe- oh no, no, no, how iz he doing zhis? Iz he out of his mind?" asked Tony as he kept pressing buttons as an attempt to get Tord to let go of the drill. "Tord sure has a way of expressing himself even though he looks gross with those burn marks on his face. Say, is that a tint of sweat on your face?" asked Matt.
Tony runs a hand through his own hair before realizing how badly he's sweating. "Zhat's it! I'm going to have put an end to zhis tomfoolery" said Tony. "I can't believe that I'm doing this but hey, I'm actually accomplishing something" said Tord. "Oh really now? Do jou really zhink zhat jour entire army of dorks are capable of defeating me? Tch...I have to say zhat I find it really cute zhat jou're trying" said Tony as a holographic projection of him is shown standing on one of the shoulders of Tord's giant robot. "Trying!? The only person who's trying would be you" said Tord while making eye contact with Tony's hologram. "Don't play dumb Red Leader. Look around jou, I clearly have zhe advantage" said Tony.
"Nonsense! My best pilot in my air force will defeat you" said Tord. "Pilot? Are jou referring to zhe pilot zhat's going to die soon" said Tony. While shooting down the Black Army jets, Patryck was about ready to aid the ground forces only to get nearly taken out of the sky by Blueberry who had his own jet. "Long time no seen you stupid Red Army pilot. Remember me?" asked Blueberry. "You again!? I have no time to play your games today" said Patryck. The two pilots duked it out in an epic sky battle as they attempted to shoot each other down by a rain of bullets and missiles.
It ended up with Patryck trying to fly in different directions just to confuse Blueberry. "I think that this should be enough for me to take this guy- Wah!" yelled Patryck as Blueberry came out of nowhere and managed to destroy one of the wings on Patryck's jet. Patryck kept control of his jet before firing bullets at Blueberry's jet this destroying the full wing of his jet. "Bingo. Now let's get out here" said Patryck. Patryck opens the windshield of his jet and gets out with a parachute on his back before jumping. "See vhat did I tell jou? Zhere iz nozhing jou can do but surrender" said Tony.
"I ain't surrendering to you! I will take out this drill, I will kill your forces, and I'll defeat you because I, Tord, am the greatest. You're nothing but second place since you're basically took my plans of world domination and totally did the opposite" said Tord. "Iz zhat so? You know I tried reasoning vith jou but it didn't go out so vell. Guess it's time to do zhis zhe hard vay" said Tony. "What do you mean?" asked Tord. "Jou'll see soon enough" said Tony just before his hologram disappeared. Back in his spaceship, Tony goes over to a record player before placing the needle down on a record disc that was already in. What Tord was expecting was to get blasted by a ray but he wasn't this to be heard:
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHHHHYYYYYYYY!? I HATE THIS SONG! AHHHHH!" screamed Tord as he covered his ears. "How did you know that Tord hates this song?" asked Matt who seemed surprised. "Zhat's because vhen I vas a child, mein mom used to play zhis song all zhe time vhen she vas drunk. I never had a problem vith zhis song till zhe day she physically abused me vhile zhis song vas playing in zhe background. It explains vhy I act zhe vay I do now" said Tony. "Please don't let this song go into chorus line. Please I'm begging you, stop it!" yelled Tord. "Heh, mein pleasure" said Tony as he smirked only to turn the volume up.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so find just to know that are mine.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Tord again. What Tord didn't realize was even though he was covering his ears with both of his hands, the robot's grip on the drill was starting go leading the drill to put pressure onto it. "Tord! You need to focus! The drill is going to go right through the robot, killing you, and go through the earth's crust" said Edd. "It's no use Edd, Tony has him beaten by a stupid cheerful song" said Tom. "I find jour tolerance for zhis song to be very pathetic und yet so very...lammmmmmeeeeee" said Tony. "Lame? THAT'S MY LINE!" yelled Tom.
Tom rushes over to a Red Army tank only to put one of his large his harpoons in the tank's gun before climbing inside of the tank and firing the harpoon. The harpoon soared up in rapid succession and ended up destroying the sound speaker of Tony's spaceship completely. Tony who noticed this had his visor cover his face in anger while saying, "THEY'RE SO DEAD NOW!" "Uh oh..." said Matt. "Hey commie, are you going let some sauerkraut eating, polka loving tyrant beat you with a stupid song or are you going to show Tony who's boss?" asked Tom. "Tom?" asked Tord as he noticed that Tom was standing on a cliff in front of him.
"Go Tord, go Tord, go Tord" chanted Edd as he ran up the same cliff that Tom was standing on. Soon everyone was chanting Tord's name in triumph as Tord looked around with a smile forming on his face as a tear came from his eye. Then suddenly Tord gathered up the confidence and took control of his robot just to push back the drill. "Oh yeah! Go me, go me, oh me, it's my birthday! Take your drill back Black Leader!" said Tord. Tord presses a button causing the robot to fire out a powerful beam which managed to push the drill back and went straight to Tony's spaceship. Tony's visor uncovers his face just in time for him to say, "Oh I hate Mondays" before the drill destroys his ship completely.
"We did it!" said Mark. "Good work team" said Tom. "Yeah...but what about Matt?" asked Edd. Back inside Tony's now destroyed spaceship, the ice around Matt was melting as Tony was seen caught between the large spiraling gears of the drill. "How iz zhis possible? I had an advantage yet I got beaten by a giant robot mixed vith some help by a couple of losers" said Tony as he was trying to free himself. "How is this possible you ask? That's because it's called friendship silly" said Matt.
"Friendship!? Oh no don't jou dare say zhat" said Tony. "I get it now, you're in so much denial because you just want to be friends with us" said Matt. "I'm not in denial! Vhat are jou talking about? I have friends. I have Yamiyo, no actually she's just zhe second in command. Zhere's zhose three solider zhat get zhe job done, oh vait...I yell at zhem at times" said Tony. "You do realize that no matter how much you try you can't be friends with your fellow soldiers even though that you yell at them right? Take me for an example, I'm friends with Edd, Ringo, Tord, Tom...well sorta but you get the idea" said Matt. "Shut up! Shut up! Jou're so annoying! No wonder vhy jou don't make any sense, jou're zhe biggest dork of zhem all" said Tony. Before Matt could counter to what Tony just said he was interrupted by the warning sounds indicating that the spaceship is going to explode in any minute.
Fearing that they might get killed, Matt manages to free Tony from a trapped space before the two collapses to the ground. Suddenly debris from the spaceships ceiling started coming down as machinery from anything electric bursted out into flames. Out on the battlefield, everyone looked up at sky for what seemed like two minutes just to see Tony's spaceship blowing up before cheering in victory. "Edd what's with the sad face? We just saved the world, you should be happy" said Tom. "But Matt...he was still on Tony's spaceship" said Edd as he sounded sad. "What are- oh my god look!" said Tom.
"Huh?" asked Edd as he saw a spacepod coming down from the sky. The spacepod landed in front of everyone as the Red Army pointed their guns believing that it was Tony and waited for the door to open. The door opens as Tony steps out of the spacepod just see the row of Red Army soldiers pointing their guns at him just before Matt quickly steps in front of him. "Don't shoot him! I said don't shoot!" yelled Matt. "You heard him lower your weapons now" commanded Tord. The soldiers lowered their guns as both Edd and Tom ran over and gave Matt and unexpectedly Tony a big hug.
"Matt thank goodness, you're alright" said Edd. "Yeah, for a minute there we thought you were dead" said Tom. "I thought so too, but Tony here got us both into a spacepod just before the explosion" said Matt. "Matt...I knew zhat I should of stayed on zhat spaceship but...vhy vould jou save me? I...I tried harming jour friends und everyone around me, plus I kinda destroyed zhe earth" said Tony. "Destroyed the earth? Oh no, since your spaceship was destroyed any materials that were in the drill got returned back to the earth in one swift blast" said Future Tom. "Tony, even though you did these horrible things, I still see you as a friend. By the way, these people who are here are not your enemies or my friends, they're your friends now" said Matt.
"Really? Do jou...mean it?" asked Tony. "Yes Tony, I mean it. So what do you say...friend?" asked Matt with a smile. "All I have to say iz zhat...all of jou aren't just dorks, JOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LOSERS! Stop hugging me!" yelled Tony as he pushed Edd, Matt, and Tom off of him. "Everyone retreat!" said Yamiyo. All of the Black Army got onto many different helicopters as Tony himself was seen catching onto a ladder when one of them came by before taking off. "Did he just called us all losers?" asked Jon.
"How dare he call us losers. Does he know that I'm Numero Uno? He has a lot of nerve considering the fact he's nothing but third best" said Eduardo. "Oh cheer up Matt, he'll turn around eventually but for now we can celebrate with cola" said Edd. "Yeah you're right" said Matt. "Thanks for blasting that drill right back at Tony's face, com- I mean Tord" said Tom. "And thanks for stepping up for me Tom especially for that...song" said Tord. "So...are you going to join us in the celebration for saving the world?" asked Tom.
"I would love to but I have work to do. I might swing by and also I have a surprise for you" said Tord. "What is it?" asked Tom. "I can't tell you, but you'll find in the old neighborhood" said Tord. "Thank you me for saving the day" said Future Edd. "Thanks future me! Are you going to celebrate with us?" asked Edd. "Unfortunately I can't. I have to send the Saloonatics back their respective timeline before heading back into the future" said Future Edd.
"Oh I see. I hope that we'll see each other again" said Edd. "Yeah, let's not hope on that yet" said Future Edd. Future Edd presses a button on his time watch before he along with Future Tom and Future Matt, including the Saloonatics vanished.