This sucked!

Japan sucked!

Her friends sucked!

Walking sucked!

This whole foreign exchange teaching program sucked!

Everything sucked!

It took her all of five minutes to get completely lost in Japan. If that! She took three steps all excited to see what the world had offered, and then she was in some back alley stopping some muggers and had been regretting life ever since. She technically wasn't even supposed to be trying to be a hero here! She didn't have a license for that!

So she got arrested for the night, which meant she missed her meeting point with her, uhh, oh fuck it they were her caretaker while she was here. At least they found her papers and then just told her not to do it again and she got a free room for the night! In a cell but a free bed nonetheless. They even gave her back Crescent Rose! Despite it being a deadly weapon and a far higher caliber than anybody but the military was allowed to have.

So at least she had that.

But to make things worse, Her phone was dead! It had been dead since she got off the plane because she forgot to charge it. So here she was wandering through the streets trying to find her way to U.A. and hoping that someone would recognize her!

Wasn't she famous or something? She had a video game! And a T.V. show! How were the markets in Japan again? Guh! Why didn't she pay attention when Jaune was talking about all that stuff? And why did she agree to come alone?

She couldn't even read a map!

"I have way too much in common with my character." Ruby Rose leaned against one of the telephone poles and whined in the general direction of everything. She was in some nice looking residential area now, but she had no idea how to read the map she got! "Why couldn't one of those police officers have escorted me to U.A?"

Oh right, because she still believed in making a good first impression and showing up after being arrested was a terrible idea!

But it might be better than getting lost.

With a sigh, Ruby pulled out her map again and looked really close at some of the symbols. There was some english, but most of it was completely unrecognizable. Maybe she took a wrong turn? Or a wrong train? Was she even still in Tokyo? Wait where was that big mountain? Uhh, she didn't see it, but that could just be because of all the buildings in the way. She should try getting higher. There had to be something for her to base her current location off of.

Seriously, she was a seasoned hero! One of the fastest ones in all of Europe! Finding U.A. should not be so hard!

Maybe she should swallow her pride and ask one of the random people where U.A. was.

Especially before it got dark.

Wait.

It was getting dark?

Had she been walking the whole day?

Her feet hurt. Guh, she just wanted to relax and eat some good food and take her boots off! Why did she wear boots in her costume? When she got back she was switching to some nice sneakers.

Worse case scenario she could find one of those maid cafes and work there, her costume was almost close enough to pull off a gothic look. She was hungry.

"Uhh," She looked up and saw a green haired man with a freckled face looking at her. Oh no, he was cute. Did he recognize her? Oh god, she barely understood Japanese what if she was standing somewhere strange? He was wearing a white button up shirt and a dark forest green dress vest. He was holding a black briefcase and a paper bag stacked with food stuff. Did she mention he was kind of cute? "You wouldn't happen to be Ruby Rose, would you?"

"Ahh! Finally someone understands me!" She felt tears swelling in her eyes as she leaned forward and hugged the man. "Yes! I'm lost! I'm so lost! I need to get to U.A! I can't understand half of what people say even when they do speak English! Please save me!"

"Gah! Woah! Hold on!" The man stumbled back dropping his briefcase but still holding onto his groceries.

"Oh! Right!" She shot back up and scratched the back of her head. "Uhh, sorry about that."

"It's fine," He had a cute laugh. "I'm Izuku Midoriya by the way, I'm the one that you were supposed to meet up with."

Wait. The person she was supposed to be staying with for the next year or something was a guy? And a cute guy! He didn't have a ring! Wait, did they do rings in Japan? Wait! Why was she looking at that? Holy crap she was turning into a straight version of Yang! Since when was she that desperate? Probably since Jaune and Pyrrha got married. Dammit.

Wait!

"Then where were you!? I've been lost all day, I got arrested, I fell in the river, a dog chewed on my foot, well not really it was a puppy and it was cute, but I've been lost all day and now I'm hungry!"

"Sorry, sorry, Qrow mentioned that you probably wanted to go see the sights when I asked about you. I didn't know you were lost." Izuku scratched the back of his head and jostled his groceries a bit. "If I had known you were lost, I would have found you sooner."

Stupid Uncle! Also why was it so hard to stay mad at this guy? Was it because he was a cute dork and totally her type and she wanted to know if he was single and what his favorite animal was? Yes. Yes it was.

"Well class is over for the day, so why don't we head inside and I'll cook you dinner and we can discuss your lesson plan?"

God, he made responsibility sound so hot.

"Sure! That sounds great! I can finally take my boots off and just relax for a bit. Do you live nearby?" Oh god she just wanted to go to bed already! With him. Wow did she eat something that made her horny? No, that was normal. Really her innocent persona was just a desperate cry to getting laid.

Izuku nodded and pointed at the house she had stopped in front of. It was a cute one and a half story house that looked perfect for raising a family with him. Wow, since when did her ovaries have that much sway over her mind. She blamed turning 25. Oh wait, the cute guy was talking.

"Your stuff showed up yesterday, and is in my guest room, by the way." Izuku grabbed his briefcase and headed towards his home.

Wait! Was she staying with him? This was like a rom com! This was amazing! She loved her uncle!

"Oh, and I really like Crescent Rose, can you use it like you do in your show?"

Did she just fall in love?

"You betcha! I can give you a demonstration tomorrow with the students!"

Maybe Japan was kind of awesome after all!

AN: I've been wanting to write Izuku x Ruby for a while... I'm pretty happy with this one :D