We open to Mike exiting the waiting area.
(A/N: This is set at around the same time as Randy and Sharon's argument from Moments).
Mike walks around the hospital until he finds one of the patient rooms.
Mike approaches a nurse.
Mike: Excuse me, is he ready for visitors?
Nurse: Yes, he is.
Mike: Thank you.
Mike enters the patient's room and sees Gus and Towelie.
Mike: Gus? Towelie? What are you doing here?
Towelie: I don't know where I am. I'm way too high on this Los Pollos Hermanos.
Gus: I'm assuming the same reason as you Mike. Visiting a patient.
The patient they were visiting was Leonel.
Gus: Why did you attack a Salamanca?
Mike: Isn't it obvious Gus? He and his brother were attacking my grand niece's boyfriend, who just so happens to be Randy's son.
Gus: I know. I knew about him being the son of Randy, but I didn't know he was your grand niece's boyfriend.
Mike: She was pretty devastated and I was pretty pissed off with Randy about it.
Gus: Mike, let me handle Leonel, you go home.
Mike: Mr Fring I-
Gus: Let me handle the negotiations.
Mike: Fine. And also, I want out.
Gus: Why?
Mike: Because of what Randy did, I refuse to be around him and I know you'll continue working for him. Even though at some point he'll do something that'll put you and I and your restaurant in danger.
Gus: What about your money? Your lively hood your-
Mike: I'll think of something.
Mike was about to leave.
Gus: Mr Ehrmantraut, before you leave I need you to do one more task for me.
Mike: Go on.
Gus: I'll give you the details tomorrow and besides, I think your niece needs you right now.
Mike: Yeah, I'm her ride home.
They notice Randy walking past the room.
Mike: I wonder what's happened with him?
Gus: Hopefully there's an answer to it. But, be there for your niece.
Mike leaves the patient room.
Gus approaches Leonel.
Leonel wakes up and glares at Gus.
Gus: Hello Leonel. I see you took my advice of attacking the heart, I would've killed you and your brother in my office, but I didn't want your Uncle's goons after me. But since your attempt was to get Randy out of his hiding place and once you're out of the hospital, you'll try again, won't you?
Gus grabs a pillow.
Gus: Shocking fact is, you're never gonna have that chance again.
Gus places the pillow on Leonel's face and starts to smother him to death.
Leonel was struggling and at one point grabbed Gus, but he was too weak to make Gus let go of the pillow.
After a minute of struggling, Leonel finally stopped struggling.
Gus removed the pillow and places his hand on Leonel's neck to check his pulse.
There was nothing.
Gus: Pleasure doing business.
Gus leaves the patient room.
Towelie approaches the dead body.
Towelie pops some weed into his mouth.
Towelie: You just need some Tegridy.
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Giancarlo Esposito
Sharon Marsh
Gerald Broflovski
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
Patient room.
Shelly and Sharon were at Stan's bedside.
Sharon: I'm gonna get something from the vending machine Shelly, do you want anything?
Shelly: My brother to wake up.
Sharon: So do I Shelly. I'll just get you some coke.
Sharon left the patient room to go to the vending machine.
Shelly just got her phone out and started playing on it.
Shelly played on it for a bit until...
Voice: Where's Mom?
Shelly heard a familiar voice that made her heart sink.
Stan: Shelly? Where's Dad as well?
Shelly saw that her little brother had finally woken up.
Shelly jumped to her brother and started hugging him.
Stan: What? Shelly what-
Shelly: Shut up, you turd.
Shelly started tearing up.
Stan hugged Shelly back.
Shelly: We're gonna be ok Stan.
Stan: Don't you mean "You're"?
Shelly: No, "We're".
Stan: What do you mean by that?
Shelly: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce.
Stan: Is this a dream?
Shelly punched Stan.
Stan: Ow! That-Wait, this isn't a dream. Mom and Dad, are getting the divorce!
Stan hugged Shelly again.
Shelly: Stop hugging me turd!
Stan was confused at first, but than noticed that his Mom was there with two cans of coke in her hand.
Sharon dropped the cans.
Stan: Mom, what's wrong with Shelly?
Sharon started to tear up.
Broflovski and Goodman's.
Randy was in the office.
Saul: I really hate to be your enemy Gerald.
Gerald: Same here.
Saul: Will you use the "make the monster sympathetic plan"?
Gerald: I don't know. But if you win, I'll be buying the drinks.
Saul: No, I'll be.
Randy: Saul, can you leave me and Gerald to discuss what we're gonna do when the trial comes around?
Saul: Of course, my apologies.
Saul left the office.
Randy: So you're gonna use your-
Gerald: Yes I am. Do you want full custody of the kids?
Randy: I don't know. I feel like I could use some extra hands in the weed business, but wouldn't that be classed as child labour?
Gerald: Well, they are your kids Randy.
Randy: I know.
Gerald: Look, I will do my best to make sure you get full custody of the children Randy. I promise.
Randy: Thanks Gerald. Fuck Sharon, I'm gonna get my kids.
Gerald: That's the spirit Randy!
Testaburger residence.
Mike was playing Monopoly with Wendy and her family.
Mike rolled the dice and moved his piece.
Mike: Aww, I got jail time.
Sean: Sucks for you Mike.
Deborah: Your turn Wendy.
Wendy couldn't help but stare at Mike's piece in the jail cell.
Deborah: Wendy? Wendy?
Sean: Wendy? You ok?
Wendy snapped back into reality.
Wendy: Yeah. Sorry, I phased out.
Wendy rolled the dice.
Suddenly a phone started going off.
Mike: Sorry, I gotta take this.
Mike exited the room and answered his phone.
Mike: Hello?
Gus: I'm calling you about your last job.
Mike: What's the last job?
Gus: According to some sources, Hector is hiding out in a safe house near Whistlin' Willy's. I was wandering if you could take care of him.
Mike: How well guarded is he?
Gus: He hasn't got a lot of guards due to the massacre at the warehouse. I say around 5.
Mike: Alright Gus, I'll do it. As long as you promise I'll be out.
Gus: I promise.
Mike: Ok Gus. I'll call you back.
Mike hangs up.
Mike enters the kitchen again.
Deborah: Who was that on the phone Uncle Mike?
Mike: Just work sweetie, listen do you mind if I split? Work called and it's my last day.
Deborah: Not a problem. Anyway, would you mind driving Wendy to the hospital? Stan just woke up and she would like to visit him.
Mike: What about you?
Deborah: We'd love to, but we're kind of busy. I got a town meeting and Sean's got work.
Mike: Alright, I'll do it. Come on Wendy.
Wendy got out of her chair and followed Mike.
Later.
Mike and Wendy were in the car on their way to the hospital.
Wendy: So, what was that call about?
Mike: Last job.
Wendy: With what?
Mike: Gonna take care of the Uncle of the cousins who shot Stan.
Wendy: Oh. When you say take care of him, do you mean?
Mike: I don't know Wendy.
Wendy: Listen Uncle Mike, when you see their Uncle. Kill him for me. For Stan. Kill him.
Mike just stared off into the distance, he didn't know if he should kill him for Wendy and Stan or let him live.
Old Marsh residence.
Walt and Jesse just finished making more Blue Sky.
Jesse: You heard Stan's woke up?
Walter: Yeah. I did. And I'm glad he's ok.
Jesse: I'm glad that Randy's getting a divorce, he doesn't deserve Sharon, Mr White. Maybe you could have the chance to be with her. I mean you and her did sl-
Walter: I don't want to talk about it Jesse.
Jesse: Why Mr White? Now that Sharon and Randy are getting a divorce, you and her can have sex all you want.
Walter: Do you wanna know something Jesse? When Randy and Sharon were having that argument, I didn't see Sharon and Randy. I saw me and Skyler. So I don't know if I should be with Sharon, Jesse. Because I'm scared that what happened with Skyler might happen with her. And I don't want that at all.
Jesse: Oh. Sucks for you.
Jesse started smoking some weed.
Walter: What is that?
Jesse: Weed.
Walter: I know that. You decide to smoke weed after I said I didn't wanna be with Sharon?
Jesse: It's not just weed Mr White, it's the Los Pollos Hermanos. Best weed I ever smoked yo.
Jesse smoked more of the weed.
Jesse: Me and Badger have been smoking this stuff for a few days and it is the bomb yo.
Suddenly Jesse, grabbed his stomach.
Walter: Jesse? You ok?
Jesse: Yeah, it's just a stomach-
Suddenly a wet fart sound was heard.
Jesse: Oh bitch!
Jesse ran out of the basement.
Walter: Jesse? Jesse, you ok?
Meanwhile.
Hell's Pass Hospital.
Wendy enters the patients room.
Wendy: Stan!
Wendy jumped onto the bed and hugged Stan.
Stan hugged her back.
Wendy kissed Stan on the cheek.
Wendy: I'm glad you're ok Stan.
Stan: I know Wendy.
Wendy: How are you doing?
Stan: I feel great. Thanks for saving me and tell your Uncle Mike the same.
Wendy sees Shelly outside the patient room.
Wendy: I'll be back.
Wendy walks over to Shelly.
Wendy: How are you holding up?
Shelly: Great, knowing that my brother's alive.
Wendy: I haven't seen you that concerned over him before.
Shelly: Despite me bullying him, I still love him Wendy, just as much as you do. He's my brother Wendy and I'm gonna be there for him.
Wendy: So am I Shelly.
Wendy and Shelly reenter the patient room.
The doctor enters the patient room with a clipboard.
Sharon: How well is he doing Doctor? Can he come home?
The doctor sighed.
Doctor: Mrs Marsh, he can. But there's bad news.
Shelly: What is it?
Doctor: I'm afraid one of the bullets caused his leg muscles to stop working.
Stan: What does that mean?
Wendy started to have tears in her eyes.
Wendy: It means Stan, you're handicapped.
Stan: I'm what?
Doctor: I'm sorry. But I'm afraid, you'll never be able to walk again.
Sharon started crying and sat on a chair, whilst Shelly was shocked and Wendy just hugged Stan.
Sharon (Crying): Oh my poor baby! My poor baby!
Shelly: What am I supposed to hit now?
Doctor: But good news is, his dick still works.
Stan: I don't care about that! I'm never gonna walk again!
Stan than started tearing up and hugging Wendy.
Doctor: Jeez, I'm never allowed to brighten the mood around here.
Meanwhile.
Mike parked up outside the safe house.
Mike opened the glove compartment and grabbed his silencer.
Mike exited the car.
Mike walked up to the door and knocked on it.
A guy answered.
Guard: Yes?
Mike grabbed the guy and wrapped his arm around his neck.
Mike points the gun to the guard's head.
Mike: How many?
Guard: Five including me.
Mike: Now it's four.
Mike shoots the guard in the head.
Mike entered the safe house and walked upstairs.
Another guard popped out of nowhere and aimed his gun at Mike, but Mike shot him in the neck before he could fire off a shot.
Mike walked through another door and killed two more guards by shooting them in the head.
Mike continued walking and found Hector looking out of the window.
Mike threw a rock at the wall which grabbed another guards attention.
The guard came out of his hiding place and Mike shot him in the head.
Mike approaches Hector.
Hector notices Mike and does an evil glare at him.
Mike: Hello Hector.
Los Pollos Hermanos.
Gus was in his office finishing a phone call when the phone started ringing again.
Gus answered it.
Gus: Hello?...Is it done?...Good...The Salamancas won't be a problem to us any longer...You'll get your 8 grand tomorrow Mike...I'll see you tomorrow.
Gus hangs up his phone.
Suddenly his phone started ringing again.
Gus answered it.
Gus: Hello?...An incident?...Strange this is the 4th time I've had someone complain about the Los Pollos Hermanos giving customers very bad diarrhoea (Suddenly Gus came to a realisation) Tell them it's not my fault...And I'm gonna kill the one behind this mess.