Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Awesomeness Epic Log # 3
A Truly Epic Log.
In the forest temple ventured a lumberjack who was eating a hearty breakfast. He had to eat it on the go, but he was eating ten pancakes which he was washing down with a glass of milk. He went on and there was a really big tree that he just had to cut down because he knew that it wood be a truly epic log.
He went up to the really big tree and pulled out his handaxe, looked at it, looked at the really big tree, then shook his head and threw the handaxe away. He pulled out a bigger axe and looked at it, looked at the really big tree, then shook his head and threw the bigger axe away. He pulled out his biggest axe and started chopping away at the tree. But because this was the lost woods, he never found his way out. They say he's a tree now, the forest used him to replace the tree he chopped down. And in the end he made an even bigger tree, that screams into the night with howls of madness because it wants to be a pearson again.
And that is the epic log of the epic conclusion of this epically epic tale, known as the legend of zelda ocarina of awesomeness. All great stories have at least one epic log, most have only one, but this story is three times as epic as the best stories, so it deserves three. Good night, I am not a duck, have a pleasant tomorrow.