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REVISED AND COUNTINUED

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"Frasit-Masit, No-Good, Stupid, Bigheaded, MUDMAN!"

Zim continued his long walk home. He was so focused on his unrelenting hatred for a certain human, he found himself completely oblivious to the events that occurred around him. Subconsciously avoiding the chunks of concrete that fell around him and ignoring all of the panicking humans that ran past him.

By now the route to-and-from school had become instinctual, so Zim used the time on more productive pursuits. Such as complaining about Dib.

That ignoring human had foiled his plans once again and what was worse, oh so much worse, Dib had rubbed that failure in his face. That little sack of filth had come up to him after skool had ended and had, in front of everyone, mocked him for his failure. The Dib creature had convinced itself that his failure was part of a bigger ruse. A belief that he couldn't bring himself to correct.

"How dare that puny human dare to insinuate that I planned to fail! Zim does not fail! Especially on purpose!" Zim shouted.

Thinking back to just an hour ago, and Dib's confrontation, he was surprised. After his plan to sabotage the skool had fai-fa-fff-NOT WORKED he had become paranoid. A species that advanced in construction techniques to repair a building in a day. Should easily have the technological knowhow to detect and uncover the identity of an Irkan invader 'I suppose I should be thankful that the filth who attends that "skool" are not of the same stock as those that had rebuilt it. If they were the invasion would be doomed, DOOMED!'

Zim froze, he just had an idea, a great idea. His fury quickly evaporated and was replaced with a cocktail of one-part evil, and one-part genius. If Dib thinks he has a plan, he will work tirelessly to figure out what it is. But since he has no plan, Dib would be just sitting there waiting, waiting, and waiting some more. So that when Dib was too weak, fat, and stinky to do anything. He would come out from his base, ready to take over the world!

"AHAHAHAAHA!" Laughed Zim, "You'll rue the day you tried to take on the Irkan Empire Dib! AHAHAHAHAA!"

Zim walked up a pair of steps, "Your doomed Dib!"

"DOOMED!" Zim shouted into his, …door?

"What?" asked a confused Zim.

That confusion quickly turned into irritation though.

"Gir, open the door…!" Zim shouted into the house, yet, nothing happened.

"Gir…"

Gir was like an excited puppy, he usually opened the door as soon as he could see Zim. However there were occasions where Gir didn't. Those didn't end well for anybody.

Zim sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Let's see what abomination Gir cooked up now. Computer! Open the door!"

Inside the house intermittent banging could be heard along with the hiss of slowly rising pistons. As silence returned to the building steam began to leak out from under the door creating a very creepy atmosphere

"What's the magic words?"

Which was immediately destroyed by a mechanical feminine voice.

"Computer open the door!" Yelled Zim.

A more masculine, but still robotic, voice responded replied.

"Now Zim, d-d-don't tal-l-l-l-lk like that to your moth-"

Zim tuned out both of the malfunctioning robots.

"Roboparents open the door this instant!" shouted to be heard over both of the raving robots.

"Say pleeeeeeassseeee." Replied the malfunctioning machines in unison.

"I will not say, 'pleeeeeeasssseee!,'" Zim mocked, "open this door, now!"

Not a second later the door slammed open, surprising Zim and before he could react two sets of claws sprung out. One clamped lightly around his arms and the other set captured his legs in a vice.

"Huh?" Was all Zim managed to say before he was pulled thrashing and screaming into his dimly lit abode.

Like always this little bit of weirdness went unnoticed in the cul-de-sac.

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*Knock-Knock*

"Now who could that be?" Gaz asked herself. It was prudent question as Dib had been in his room since he gotten home. He was no doubt trying to find some way to prove that Zim was an alien to the Sheep again.

'No wait, that's offensive to sheep, humans are much dumber than that.'

Normally she would think it was her father, but he had been home since noon (something about an explosion in the lab again) and he never knocked anyway.

*Knock-Knock*

"Uggh! COMING!"

Gaz rose from the couch and walked towards the hose.

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"So this is Dib's house…," Stated IF.

"No this is Gaz's house; Dib just lives here." Neptune said as she knocked on the door for a second time.

"What's the difference?" Asked Compa.

(COMING!)

"Well if this was Dib's house it would be all dark, dreary, and depressing. Like one of those old black-and-white detective films." Neptune said mater-of-factly.

She had the horrible idea to go inside Dib's room when he had been in the shower. And 'dark, dreary, and depressing' was pretty much the best description of what she saw. Along with smelly, but she was trying to forget that thank you very much.

"Ahah!"

"You think of something?" Gir asked Neptune.

Neptune raised one of her arms and stepped forward. IF, Compa, and Gir quickly adverted their eyes as Neptune's hand became painful to look at.

"Aw there we go! You can look now."

Hearing that they glanced back at Neptune who was now caring a large white bottle she had just taken a swig from.

"What was that, and why did it hurt!" Asked IF.

"This?" Neptune asked as she shook the bottle at her friends. "This is Brain BleachTM, it is used when you need to forget something. I borrowed it from a sentient sponge in the next time slot."

"Time slot?" mumbled a confused IF.

"Brain Bleach? What would you need to forget, Neptune?" Asked Compa.

"I don't know!" Shouted Neptune

IF and Compa just stood there staring at Neptune like she had grown a second head. While Neptune just stood there smiling at her two friends. She was thoroughly enjoying this, her Compa and IF had long sense gotten used to her antics and eccentricities.

It was kind of annoying when you would come back from your latest adventure and nobody would even give you the time of day. 'I'm going to milk this baby for everything that it's worth! And the best part is, with that pesky narrator gone, I can do anything I want! No more nerfing me back to level one every time a new game comes out. Nothing but good endings and loot for this girl!'

Neptune's eyes widened as she grabbed Gir and Compa and threw them back as a torrent of water flew threw where the had previously stood. IF didn't need her help as she had jumped back on her own when she noticed the door opening.

"TAKE THAT YOU TELEM-oh it's you IF, you have something for me?"

"Actually, it's something you can do for her." IF said pointing at Neptune.

Gaz swung her head towards Neptune and looked her up and down, as if appraising her.

"What do you want? Trying to bum on my couch again?" Gaz growled at Neptune.

"Actually no," replied Neptune, "I found a place to sleep by myself." Neptune smiled as she nodded at Gir in her arms. "I want to know if you know how to access the memory, or whatever of this guy right here."

Gaz stared at the Zim's robot before looking back up at Neptune.

"Why do you have Zim's stupid robot, and why should I care."

Neptune continued completely unfazed.

"This guy was in the core of a death-robot from my world, and you should care because that's like a major bad-guy flag."

Gaz sighed, "Well your fresh out of luck. I don't know how Zim's alien tech works. Dib does, but he's locked himself up in his room. So your fresh out of luck!" Gaz shouted at the three girls who were wasting her time.

"Well then," said a voice behind Gaz, "It's a good thing I EXIST!"

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I'm BACK!

Here is the complete chapter fourteen. See you next week, same time, same place.