I OWN NOTHING FROM THIS VIDEO! I LOVE BEATDOWNBOOGIE! I have changed it a tiny bit so don't say anything! Just enjoy!
Everyone finally came back to the room and saw that it was different.
"Christmas stuff?" Yang asked shocked
"Yup!" Zex yelled popping into existence scaring everyone
"Stop doing that!" Goodwitch yelled while hitting him over the head with her riding crop
"Anyway I hope y'all are ready for the viewing!" Zex stated
"We are but why is all this stuff here?" Sun Asked
"Well my dear friend" "We are not friends" "it's Christmas! And as such it is my responsiblity to make sure you have a very Merry Christmas!" Zex said happily
"I celebrate Hanukkah." Ozpin said
"Well then Happy Hanukkah Ozzy!" "Don't call me that" "But either way you all are still getting presents!" said Zex
"Can we watch the video first" Yang asked annoyed
"But of course! And I'm pretty sure Ruby will love it!" Zex exclaimed
"Why?" Ruby Asked
"Because Santa's in it! And I mean it! Jolly ol'Saint Nick himself will appear in the video and he is a BADASS!" Zex cackled happily
While everyone else paled at his laugh knowing this wasn't gonna end well, Ruby sat in her chair excitedly.
"Oh! Before I forget!" Zex ran out the room
15 MINUTES LATER
"Sorry took me a bit to find them!" Zex came in smiling
They saw him walk in with a...BABY!? Neptune, who was trying to impress Weiss, tried to take the baby away from Zex. Yeah it didn't end well for him since he is now being chased by a T-Rex with a clown riding it while holding a bucket of water.
"Oh is this your Niece?" Winter asked curiously
"Yup" Neptune ran by screaming for his mother "she is pretty big now and well I'm so happy she will be having her first Christmas here!"
Neptune ran by soaking wet with the bucket on his head as the T-Rex was now breathing fire and the clown had a chainsaw.
"Should we help him?" Yastuashi asked Coco
"Nah let this continue its actually getting interesting!" Coco said as he ran by again on a unicycle with the T-Rex on a tricycle
"Okay what is happening to Neptune?" Asked a Voice
"Jaune!" All the girls who had sex with him screamed in happiness and swarmed him.
"Hey guys! How have you guys been!" He asked
"Missing your touch" Weiss said kissing him on the check
Jaune chuckled "I miss you all too but first ZEX!"
"Sí!" Zex yelled back
"Help Neptune! For Pete's sake how do you come up with wacky punishments!?" Jaune yelled utterly dumbfounded at the fact that Neptune was now being chased while both parties were on pogo sticks.
"Hey let me have my fun!" Zex said
"No. Fix this. Now." Jaune said firmly
"Fine." Zex snapped his fingers as Neptune was set free
Once that was done everyone went to their seats as Yang glared at Jaune. Zex smiled knowing she would love the gift he had for her.
A living room was shown decorated to the brim. Jaune Arc was sitting on the couch as his daughter was cooking cookies. Once she was done she put out the cookies with milk.
"These are for Santa daddy! Please don't eat them!" His daughter said as she was revealed
She had blonde hair and blue eyes. Her hair matched that of Yangs length and she had on a blue bunny onesie. This was Olivia Arc and she did not look happy.
"Well Santa doesn't come when you are awake sweetheart so go to bed." He gestured up the stairs.
Olivia walked towards the stairs. "Good night daddy!" "Good night sweet heart!"
Taiyang was fuming but knew this wasn't a reality. YET but he had a feeling it will soon.
"My Granddaughter/Niece is so cute!" Yelled Summer and Ruby
"You know you will have to tell her at some point right?" Said a voice to his left
Yang Xiao Long Arc had matured well over the years. If anything age made her more beautiful. At least in Jaune's eyes.
"I know but i can't bring myself to tell her yet. Besides she is only nine, no need to rush things right?" Jaune asked
"I guess you are right. I'll see you in the morning him" Yang said while kissing him.
Yang sat there shocked.
"See you soon Darlin'." Jaune replied as his wife walked up the stairs.
As soon as he was alone Jaune got up and took one of the cookies and turned his back to them.
"Why are you eating Santa's Cookies!?" Ruby Yelled
"Santa's not real" Zex said bluntly
"What." Ruby said shocked with tears in her eyes
Jaune glared at Zex until he saw the glint is his eyes.
'Santa is real in this world isn't he?" Jaune asked telepathically
'HELL YES HE IS! NEVER STOP BELIEVING!'
As Jaune was about to bite into the cookie they saw a man in a red suit with white fur on the out lines. Jaune turned around and standing across from him was the Saint of Christmas himself. Santa Claus.
Jaws hit the floor as who they were seeing was standing before them.
"He is real" Winter said shocked
"MOM YOU LIED TO ME!" SSSN, CRDL, and CFVY yelled
"HA! SUCK IT ZEX! HE IS REAL!" Ruby exclaimed
"Well duh he is Santa Claus! Why the he'll should I not believe in him!" Zex yelled "I heard hoofprints on my roof when i was a kid!" "You had a childhood?" "And got the note from him myself! How can i not believe in him! That's like telling a catholic God doesn't exist!"
Santa was shaking in anger as Jaune bit into the cookie. He threw down his sack.
"You son of a-"
SANTA'S COOKIES
"Jaune you done fucked up! Neptune said as he was all of a sudden hit with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
"Why is he always getting hit?" Pondered Ironwood not realizing there is a weight that says one ton right above his head with Deadpool and The Mask waiting for the right moment to strike.
"C'mon you cyborg fucker move just on inch to the left." As he said that Ironwood scooted over one inch to the left and Deadpool cut the rope. It hit his head hard and he was planted into the ground Like a tree.
"Who did that!" Ironwood yelled kissed
Deadpool/The Mask: GOTTA BLAST!
"GET BACK HERE!" Ironwood yelled as he chased them
Zex facepalmed "I knew i shouldn't have left the sugar out."
Jaune punched Santa in the face. Santa retaliated with a Jab to his face. Jaune tried to throw a haymaker but was pushed back into the wall.
Santa was bouncing in place "C'mon! C'mon!"
Jaune started throwing presents as Santa just started laughing. Jaune, who ran out of presents, looked to his left and saw the Christmas tree star. He took it off and Santa gasped
"How dare you!" Santa said offended
"What is that gonna do?" Cardin asked as Deadpool was seen getting beaten down by Ironwood who was using The Mask like a bat Qaun Chi style.
Jaune threw the Christmas star but Santa caught it with two hands and threw it back somehow getting lodged into the wall.
"I don't think thats how it works?" An Ren said
"No it doesn't" Winter said ignoring the fact Ironwood, Deadpool, and The Mask were running from a pissed off Zex who was covered in Hot Chocolate.
Santa threw Jaune onto the table. As Jaune pulled out the mini tree from his butt he sat tire disoriented completely oblivious to the fact Santa was tying a Christmas light around his hand to act like a make shift brass knuckle.
"Okay that's gonna hurt." Li Ren said as Deadpool was thrown into a wall.
Santa stood above Jaune and started to punch him in the face. Santa was laughing the entire time.
"Santa you are scaring me" Ruby said shivering
The Mask was blown up in the background.
The lights went out. "Huh!?"
Jaune took this chance and hit him in his jingle bells. Jaune stood up as santa fell and tried to figure out a good way to stun him. He found his answers!
Santa/Deadppol: NOT THE SACK!
Deadpool was hit in the nuts with a baseball bat HARD.
"Ohhhhhhhh" he moaned out in pain
Santa was hit in the face with his own Christmas sack and was hit by Jaune's right hook. As he went for another one Santa shoulder throws him into the Christmas Tree waking up Yang and Olivia. They both walked out of their rooms with Olivia holding stuffed animals.
"She is so adorable!" All the girls squealed
"Mommy what was that?" Olivia asked scared as she hid behind her mom
"I don't know but lets go find out" Yang replied as they walked down the stairs.
The camera switched to show the staircase as they both walked down it. Olivia dropped her stuff animals as Yang's jaw hit the floor. There sitting side by side was Jaune and Santa Claus eating cookies together.
"Dad!? Santa!?" Olivia asked surprised
"Hi honey!" Jaune said nonchalantly
"Hello Olivia! Thanks for the cookies!" Santa said as he munched down on one of her cookies.
"Jaune did you fight Santa Claus?" Yang asked with a glint in her eye
"Yes, yes I did" both Jaune's answered honestly
"Gave me a hard time to! You have yourself one amazing father Olivia!" Santa said happily as he started to put presents under the tree
"Jaune. Bedroom. Now." Yang said sternly but they could here a hint of lust
The screen fades to black
Yang had walked out of the room to think. Was Jaune really that good of a father? Right now he seemed more like a womanizer than anything.
"Yang are you alright?" A voice asked making her jump
She turned around and saw Jaune Arc himself standing there in all his glory.
She glared and growled "What are you doing here?"
"Well one you walked out looking angry, wo I wanted to ask you something, and three this is where I live and train. So yeah." Jaune replied she looked around. She didn't even notice she walked into his training hall somehow.
"What is your question?" She sighed
"How do you feel about all that is happening?" Jaune asked
"You mean your little harem! I don't like that you deflowered Ruby!" She yelled as she tried to punch him only for him to simple catch her fist shocking her.
"You really don't listen to Zex so you?" Jaune chuckled
"What's that supposed to mean?" Yang asked as she pulled back her fist
"Ruby is old enough in Zex's eyes to know these things and as such he is teaching her what you, Qrow, Summer, and Taiyang are to scared to teach her. I know it sucks but she would learn this stuff when she finally gets a boyfriend and let's be honest she would have been taken advantage of. In his world she would be perfect prey to any criminal with any devious intent." Jaune answered
Yang's jaw dropped and her semblance activated "I could've protected her!"
"No you couldn't. Yang his world has people far better trained for hand to hand combat. To all of them you and all Huntsman would seem like idiots trying to act like heroes. Zex is trying to teach you that you won't and can't be there forever." Jaune said as he saw something he never expected
Yang was on the verge of tears. She started hitting his chest which, surprisingly, had no effect on him.
"I don't want her to grow up yet! I don't want Ruby to be alone in a cold world Jaune! How could you and Zex understand that!" Yang yelled crying
"I don't know it, but Zex does." He said shocking Yang "He has seen it happen and he is still pissed about it. While he still has happy moments he can remember each night as his mother sacrificed eating to keep him and his siblings alive. He remembers the gunshots he heard one night as he was laying in a bed next to a window that he and his brother moved close to. He remembers the bullies. He remembers how cold some adults were to him just because he didn't live up to their standards of being smart. He remembers living in a house that was so old it was a miracle on how it didn't fall apart. He knows how cold the world is first hand and while he did have good memories, the bad haunts him. He remembers the people who turned their backs on him just because he was 'Uncool'. He remembers being used by others. He knows what your feeling so he is making sure Ruby is prepared for that reality." Jaune said as Yang stood shocked
Zex+Cold world=preparing Ruby
"But what about you? Where do you play into all this Lady killer?" Yang asked as she was pulled into a comforting hug by Jaune
"I don't know Yang. Zex is plotting something yes but it seems more on the lines of making sure we are all happy. I know for a fact he fixed Ren's parents home village and brought back those who were dead so they may remain. My main question is? What will you do yang?" Jaune asked
"Probably just keep moving forward I guess. I have one more question though. Why did you have sex with Ruby?" She Asked
"More like she tackled me and demanded I have sex with her. While at first I was extremely hesitant I will admit she felt amazing. I love Ruby as I do the other girls. If my father were here he would be yelling something about the Arc charm has done it again." Jaune chuckled
"What about me?" She asked shyly
'What is wrong with me!?" Yang thought
"I don't like you." Jaune said making Yang nearly run out the room crying "I love you"
"W-What" Yang said shocked
"I love the fact you smile in front of danger and say bring it on. I love the fact you care so much for Ruby and your friends. I love the fact you want to adventure some day and keep the world smiling. I love the fact you don't take shit from anybody, and well as Zex would say" Yang was pulled in close as Jaune stared into her lilac eyes with nothing but love "I love a woman who could kick my ass"
"If you caught that reference then you my friend are a person of culture!" Zex yelled in the background somehow not being heard by Jaune and Yang
Yang stood there is awe. She now could see why all the other girls fell in love with him. He was so kind and caring. He only cared about the person never the outlook. She did something she never thought she would do. She pulled Jaune in for a kiss. Jaune returned ot as he wrapped his arms around her waist and she wrapped her arms around his neck. They pulled away for air after five minutes and looked into each others eyes.
"Follow me" Yang said as she pulled Jaune out of the room. They were walking through the corridors of Beacon and they could see what Zex meant. The world was frozen still. Not even a single speck of dust moved as they walked. It was like they were in some type of void. They were at Yang's dorm room and walked in. Yang locked the door behind her and pushed Jaune onto her bed and straddled him. They began kissing again as she moaned into it. She was enjoying this.
"I hope Dad doesn't figure our that I'm not gonna be back for a bit" Thought Yang
"Taiyang no you are not interfering with those two's alone time" Zex said as the girls, except Summer, were playing with Zex's niece
"At this point I don't even think I can do jack with you here." Taiyang sighed as Summer patted him on the back "At least let me go get Christmas gifts."
"you are buying Summer that necklace she asked for all those years ago aren't ya?" Zex asked telepathically
"No I already have it. I just need to go get it. It's back in a safe at home"
"oh why didn't you say so i can just bring it here for ya!" Zex replied as he snapped his fingers and a box popped up.
"Thank you" Taiyang said holding the box that was supposed to be in the safe
"Your welcome!"
Taiyang turned around and gave the box to Summer. She opened it and saw a beautiful necklace that had a big red garner.
"Merry Christmas Summer" Taiyang said with a smile...until he was tackled out of the room by Summer who was screaming "BED! NOW!"
"Note to self: Ruby and Summer are more alike than I thought" Zex said with wide eyes
Yang was grinding on Jaune. She was loving the look on his face and could feel his size. She was not gonna lie she was scared out of her mind. Unlike popular belief she was still a virgin. Many guys have tried to get in her pants but all have failed. Only one person almost did it. Fortunately her friends exposed him for the jackass he was.
Jaune pulled away from the kiss making Yang nervous. He took off his shirt and she saw his rock hard physique. She rubbed her band on his body and instantly fell more in love with him. Even though she was nervous he was only going at her pace. He was so gentle with his touch. It made her excited.
Yang took of her jacket, shorts, and boots. Jaune was honestly shocked she stripped in front of him. She stood before him, covering her body with her hands, with a nervous blushing face.
"D-D-Don't stare please" Yang said blushing like crazy
Jaune pulled her close to him as she 'eeped' and was on his lap yet again. She saw the look in his eyes as he whispered in her ear. "You look beautiful Yang"
Yang's heart fluttered as she could feel his loving embrace. She could see it in his eyes. No malice, no ostensible reason for wanting to get into bed with her. He just wanted to make her feel something she truly never felt with any other boy. Safe. She felt safe in his arms. He kissed her with all the love she ever wanted and more.
She now wanted to go even further with him. She slowly went down and undid his pants. She saw the tent in his boxers and she grew more anxious. Jaune put his fingers under her chin and made her look up at him. She saw the look in his eyes and saw all the love and lust mixed in his blue eyes.
"Yang if you feel like you are not ready for this I can wait. I'll wait til the end of the world if i have too." Jaune said as he saw her eyes widen
"No I want this Jaune I'm just scared that you'll leave me after this."" Yang said honestly and she wasn't lying. Most of the guys who she dated, when they found out they won't get what they want, left her and never looked back. In fact she was always called names behind her back just because they didn't get what they wanted.
Jaune brought her in for a kiss. "Why would I love you? That would be the equivalent of a flower refusing the Sun. I would crave you until I die without you."
Yang suddenly pounced him and immediately, with new found confidence, pulled down his boxers and started to give him a hand job. Jaune moaned into the kiss as this happened. Yang hot a bright idea that she knows for a fact he has never had done to him before.
She pulled away from the kiss, much to Jaune's disappointment, she got on her knees and undid her bra. Jaune watched as they fell and bounced. She grabbed them and put Jaune in between them and gave him a tit job. Jaune moaned and that made her smirk.
"He likes it! He likes it! He likes it! I'm making him sound like this!" Yang thought happily
She took him in her mouth and started to give him a blow job as well. Jaune looked her in the eyes as his face was turning red. Yang could see that he, as he put his hand on her head, was in love with this and could see the fire in his eyes growing bigger and bigger.
She stopped and stood up. Jaune watched as she took off the last article of clothing and stood there naked. She crawled on to Jaune's lap and lined him up with her entrance. She slammed herself down on his member as she screamed in pain. Jaune pulled her in close as she cried trying to get use to him inside her.
"You should have gone slowly! There is no need rush it!" Jaune said as she held onto him
"I-I-I just wanted to satisfy you." Yang said in between sobs
"Yang if you think just because the other girls were eager doesn't mean you have to dive into it." Jaune explained "I'm not gonna leave you just because it may have happened in the past doesn't mean I'll do it. If those idiots truly cared they would have taken more time to care about you! Not your body!"
Yang sat there in utter shock. "Y-You mean even if I didn't want do go this far and just did the tit job you would have been perfectly fine?" She Asked
"Yang I'm not here for the sex. I'm here for you. One of the many girls who fell in love with me. I care more about your well being than just sex." Jaune said as Yang suddenly began to grind
"Then fuck me Jaune! I want you more than ever now!" Yang exclaims as she kissed him with passion
Jaune began to thrust into her and she bounced on him. Her moans were quick and she held on for dear life. Jaune put his face in between her breast as she held him there. Yang was happier than a dog wagging its tail. She was making love with someone who truly cared for her. Not there for her body. Not there for her boobs. He was there to be one with her and she loved it! Suddenly she was on her side as Jaune pulled out.
"Jaune!? What are you-OH!" Yang said as Jaune layed down behind her, lifted one of her legs and thrusted in her. Yang was a moaning mess as Jaune kept thrusting into her. She didn't know what to do so she just followed her instincts. She grabbed Jaune's head and pulled him in for a passionate kiss. Jaune returned the passion as he thrusted into faster.
Yang moaned out as she could feel Jaune in her. He let go of her leg and grabbed her hip with one hand and with the other fondled her breast. Yang was moaning like crazy now and looked Jaune in the eyes. She saw it again. The fire was raging like a wildfire and Yang was the spark that started it all. Jaune picked up yang and put her on her stomach as he kept thrusting into her. She grabbed the blankets and had her face down in the sheets. His hands on her hips as he kept going.
"Harder! Harder Jaune!" Yang said breathlessly as Jaune obliged and added more force
Jaune's face came into view as he panting. Yang looked at him and gave him a sloppy kiss and he returned it. While not as clean as the others it was enough to maks him go even further. Yang started to beg him to go faster and he didn't dare disobey.
Jaune picked up the speed and she started screaming into the pillow. She was nearly at her limit but she wanted him to be in her arms when it happened. She forced Jaune to pull out and layed on her back. Jaune realigned himself and thrusted in her making her scream in pleasure. She pulled Jaune in for a kiss as her legs wrapped around him. She could feel it coming and Jaune knew he was at his limit.
"Yang I'm at my limit!" Jaune said as he started to pick up the pace
"In me Jaune! In me! I want your babies!" She yelled
Zex stood there confused on why he suddenly felt his "No pregnancy" shells went down. It wouldn't go down unless...
"GOD DAMN IT XIAO LONG!" Zex Yelled in anger
"What happened?" Qrow asked as everyone, Summer and Taiyang came back from their 'fun', looked at Zex in confusion
"Your niece decided she wanted Arc's kids so now my sheild won't affect her!" Zex raged
"What!" Everyone Yelled
"Welp y'all ready for grandkiddies! Cause I'm gonna go find some my god damn vodka stash!" Zex said while rubbing his forehead (1)
"Bring us some to please" Qrow said as we could see Taiyang crying his eyes out
Jaune started pounding her that she started to scream out his name.
"FUCK ME JAUNE! FUCK ME GOOD! IM YOURS NOW DADDY!" Yang yelled
Everyone heard Yang and jaws hit the floor.
"Scratch that I'm gonna go find fucking spartan's ale!" Zex Yelled(2)
"Bring us some too!" Taiyang yelled as Sumner was sobbing happily
"I get grandbabies!" She exclaimed as everyone sweatdropped
Jaune with a final thrust came all inside her as Yang's eyes rolled up and her lounge hanged out. She loved it. She might get pregnant but who cares. She got it from a man who truly loved her. Nothing will ever change that.
As they layed down and covered up to go to sleep Yang saw Zex standing there with a tick mark
"Good job Xiao Long! Now you'll get pregnant! I hope you're happy!" Zex said as he disappeared delivering the alcohol
Wait does that mean...his powers do have limits and can only work on what the target wants...well bright side is she has a kid now...downside he might leave.
"Don't you dare think I'm gonna leave our kid without a father! Arc's never abandon their children!" Jaune whispered in her ear. Relief flooded her body as she snuggled up to Jaune. A smile plastered on her face
Yup Xiao Long did that...God damn it. Well anyways hops y'all enjoyed the story!
(1) I don't actually drink
(2) Its a made up brand of drink. Yes there was real Spartan alcohol, wine being one of them, but I'm making up a brand writers can use if they need something far stronger than Vodka