MEANWHILE…

(It cuts to Carol, Belle, Whitney, and Fiona walking on a dirt path.)

Whitney: "You sure this is where we can find another car?"

Carol: "Yes, this dealership is only a couple more minutes away. We'll be back on the road in no time."

(The four of them approach the dealership.)

Carol: "Look around, girls. Something big and roomy. Something like that."

(Carol points to a white Hummer.)

Belle: "Oh, me likey."

Carol: "And it's the perfect color…" (laughs)

(A car salesman approaches them.)

Car Salesman: "What can I help you lovely women with?"

Carol: "Yes, we're interested in this Hummer."

Car Salesman: "Great choice. If you'll excuse me, I'll go get the paperwork…"

(Before he can leave, Belle punches his lights out, as he falls to the ground.)

Carol: "Have you gone mad?!"

Belle: (nonchalantly) "What?"

Carol: "We need the keys to the truck, genius."

Belle: "Well, let's search this dope for them and get out of here."

(Belle reaches into the salesman's pockets for the keys. She finds the keys, but they're too many on the ring.)

Belle: "Maybe it's one of these…" (gives Carol the ring of keys)

Carol: (facepalms) "Goddamnit, Belle…"

(Carol goes to the Hummer and goes through the car keys to see which one worked.)

Carol: "Not this one…"

(For the next five minutes, Carol puts in each key into the Hummer's door.)

Carol: "Damn it! Which one is it?"

(She looks at the last one and puts it into the door's keyhole. As she twists it, the door opens.)

Carol: "YES! Let's ride, girls!"

Fiona: "What do you want us to do with him?" (points at salesman)

Belle: "Let's leave him."

Carol: "Hop in!"

(Fiona, Belle, and Whitney get into the Hummer, as Carol drives off.)

Carol: "Before we get to Lil' Linky and Whori, there's someone that I've wanted to see for quite some time now."

Whitney: "Who?"

Carol: "You'll see, Whitney. You'll see…"

(It cuts back to the Loud House, where Lincoln is still sitting on the couch, looking down. Then, the other Louds come back from school.)

Lana: "There you are! Where have you been?"

Lola: "We've been looking all around school for you."

Lincoln: "It's a long story."

Leni: "Where's Lori? She wasn't at school either."

Lincoln: "Mom picked her up, too."

Luna: "What happened with you two?"

Lincoln: "I don't want to talk about it."

Lucy: "Is it serious or embarrassing?"

Lincoln: "I said I don't want to talk about it!"

(Lincoln gets off of the couch and runs up to his room, slamming his door.)

Luan: "It's best to give him some space."

(Up in Lori's room, she's sitting on her bed and video-chatting with her boyfriend.)

Bobby: "That really happened? I'm so sorry, babe."

Lori: "Thanks, Bobby. That jackass… What was he thinking?"

Bobby: "That wouldn't have ever slid if I was there."

Lori: "I'd appreciate that, boo-boo bear."

Bobby: "So, what's the deal with Lincoln?"

Lori: "His fear of girls got him embarrassed at school earlier today because DiMartino was subbing for one of his classes."

Bobby: "Ouch… I hope he's alright…"

(Speaking of the devil, Lincoln pulls out his laptop to video-chat Ronnie Anne.)

Ronnie Anne: "S'up, Linc?"

Lincoln: "Not so good, Ronnie Anne."

Ronnie Anne: "What happened?"

Lincoln: "Well, Ms. DiMartino was substituting in class and I sorta got embarrassed."

Ronnie Anne: "How?"

Lincoln: "Well, I kinda… peed my pants."

Ronnie Anne: (winces) "Ooh…"

Lincoln: "Yep, it was so humiliating. Most of the kids there laughed at me."

Ronnie Anne: "Those little punks."

Lincoln: "Lori also got humiliated as well while she was in school. We were so embarrassed that we left school early."

Ronnie Anne: "Anything I can do to help you feel better?"

Lincoln: "No, I'm fine."

Ronnie Anne: "I can come over to your house so we can hang out."

Lincoln: "Really?"

Ronnie Anne: "Of course. You're one of my best friends. Heck, I'll bring Sid along too and we can stay over the night."

Lincoln: "Well, it is Saturday tomorrow... Sure, let's do it!"

Ronnie Anne: "Sweet! I'll give Sid the details."

(Lincoln ends the chat session and closes his laptop.)

Lincoln: "I feel much better now."

Lori: "I'm glad to hear that."

(Lincoln finds that Lori is in his room.)

Lori: "Mom's gonna take us to get pizza in a few."

Lincoln: "Okay. Are you feeling better now?"

Lori: "I'm fine. I just done chatting with Bobby. I heard you talking with Ronnie Anne."

Lincoln: "Yeah She and Sid are coming over tomorrow."

Lori: "That sounds great."

Rita: (from downstairs) "Lincoln, Lori, come on!"

Lori: "That's Mom. Let's go."

(Lori and Lincoln goes downstairs to meet up with Rita.)

Rita: "There you are. Are you two ready?"

Lincoln: "Yep, let's go."

(It cuts to Rita driving her son and daughter to a pizza joint.)

Lori: "You know, Mom. You don't have to do this."

Rita: "Hey, I can do anything to make my babies feel better."

Lincoln: "Thanks, Mom."

(Rita stops the car as they arrive at Little Caesars.)

Rita: "We're here."

Lincoln: "Little Caesars? I love this place."

(A few minutes later, the Louds come out with pizza and breadsticks.)

Lincoln: "Thank you so much, Mom."

Rita: "No problem, sweetie."

Lori: "But what about the others?"

Rita: "Oh, right. Hang on."

(Rita walks back into the restaurant and comes back with two more boxes,)

Rita: "This should be enough for us."

Lincoln: "Let's go home."

(The trio all head into the van, as they drive back to the Loud House.)

Lori: "I just know the others are gonna tear through these pizzas."

Lincoln: "Especially Lynn."

(The two share a laugh as they take the pizzas in the house. The scent of the pizza immediately attracts the others.)

Luna: "Aw, sweet! Pizza!"

Lynn: "Let's tear these suckers up!"

Rita: "Hold on a sec. Lincoln and Lori get first dibs."

Lola: "What? No fair."

Rita: "It's very much fair, Lola. Both of them had a really rough day today."

Lola: (sighs) "Fine, they can go first."

(Lincoln and Lori grab a slice from each box.)

Lincoln: "Thank you."

Rita: "Okay, now you guys can go nuts."

(Everybody else tears through the pizzas like crazy.)

Lori: "At least pigs have the decency to chew their food."

Lincoln: (laughs) "Good one, Lori."

Lori: "Definitely gonna leave no crust unturned."

Lincoln: "Yup." (to the others) "Save us some!"