Luther - We need to have a meeting

Klaus - why?

Diego - No

Ben - what about?

Allison - We found something about Mom

Vanya - what are you talking about?

Five - Is this relevant to the apocalypse?

Luther - Yes

Diego - Probably not

Five - I've got shit to do morons

Luther - Diego be serious

Allison - Here we go again

Diego - I am

Klaus - ooohhhhh

Ben - drama

Klaus - wheres the popcorn?

Diego - You always make things out nothing

Luther - I do not

Diego - You're just trying to make this into a mission

Luther - No I'm not

Allison - Diego this is important

Diego - Well the rest of us don't even know what this is Allison

Ben - what are you guys talking about anyway?

Klaus - yeah allie cat. what are you guys talking about?

Diego - What's so important?

Allison - We found footage of Mom possibly killing Dad

Diego - Bullshit

Luther - Diego

Klaus - d, watch your language

Allison - We're serious

Diego - There's no way Mom killed Dad

Diego - And Klaus what the hell?

Klaus - benny boy and van van's virgin ears dont need to hear such foul language

Ben - i'm around you all the time dipshit

Diego - What the hell Klaus?

Vanya - ?

Allison - Why do you care about Diego's 'language' and not Five's?

Klaus - you try telling that gremlin no

Ben - don't call him a gremlin Klaus

Klaus - dumpster boy

Ben - you're a dumpster boy dumbass

Allison - Guys focus

Klaus - language benny boy

Ben - fuck off

Klaus - ben

Luther - Guys

Klaus - no

Ben - ben yes

Klaus - ben no

Diego - Focus dipshits

Klaus - diego!

Diego - Luther wants to complain about being on the moon again

Luther - No I don't

Diego - Yes you do dumbass

Allison - Guys we don't have time for this

Luther - No I don't Diego, shut up

Diego - Make me monkey man

Klaus - hahahahahahahahaha

Allison - Seriously guys knock it off

Klaus - monkey man

Klaus - thats a good one d

Allison - Klaus

Klaus - allison

Allison - That includes you

Klaus - :(

Allison - Everyone just come to the house so you guys can see it. And we can talk this out like adults

Klaus - 'like adults'

Klaus - good one allie

Allison - Klaus

Klaus - right

Klaus - sorry

Ben - i'll get him there allison

Allison - Thank you Ben

Allison - Diego? Vanya?

Diego - Yeah yeah

Diego - Someone has to stop you morons from doing stupid shit all the time

Allison - Vanya?

Vanya - yeah sorry

Vanya - i'll be there soon

Allison - Great

Klaus - what about 5?

Klaus - shouldnt he have to be there?

Allison - You try telling him to come

Klaus - touche allie cat

Klaus - touche