Tony's heart sunk when he saw Wade Wilson (aka Deadpool), in his full costume, on the other side of the door. No one in the Avengers was a big fan of Wade's character, as they thought he was crude, annoying, overly violent, and downright immoral. So, the fact that Wade and Peter not only knew each other, but were also friends, shocked Tony to his core.

"Hello…Wade. Peter told me you were coming over." Tony said with gritted teeth.

"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted to visit Avengers Mansion with him and since my schedule was completely empty today, I said yes. But I'm…I'm so glad you're still alive!" said Wade as he unexpectedly hugged Tony.

Tony was confused and asked, "Still alive? Of course, I'm still alive. Why wouldn't I be alive?"

"I'll explain later." said Wade as he walked inside the mansion. Wade looked around the entrance hall, making quick mental notes about decorations, before spotting the rest of the Avengers in the kitchen. "Time to see if Thor's still fat." Wade thought to himself.

Wade then walked into the kitchen and said, "What's up Earth's Mightiest Heroes!"

Everyone except Peter groaned and said, "Hello Wade."

"Hey Wade." said Peter as he walked up to Wade and gave him a fist bump.

"S'up Spidey. I thought I would get a warmer welcome. I'm a member of the freaking X-Men for crying out loud." said Wade.

"You're a part-time member of the X-Men and even they don't like you. And now that I think about it, where are the X-Men?" said Clint.

"Well, I would love to talk to them, but since they blocked my number, there's nothing I can do. Besides, we have more important matters to discuss." said Wade.

"Like what?" asked Natasha.

"Let's see. Natasha's still alive, Thor's not fat, Steve doesn't look like a boomer, Tony's still alive, Clint has his original haircut, and Hulk…where is the big guy, anyway?" said Wade.

Everyone collectively said, "Living room."

"Sweet." said Wade as he walked towards the living room.

"Did Wade just call me a boomer?" asked Steve.

"To be fair, you are almost 100 years old." said Clint.

Steve glared at Clint, before Clint responded with, "I'm just saying facts."

As Wade entered the living room, he thought about Hulk and thought to himself, "I hope Hulk is still Hulk and not combination of Bruce Banner and Hulk. Hulk was always the best Avenger, because he was the only one that liked me. And despite him ripping my body in half because I pushed his buttons a little too much, I still love the big guy."

Wade saw Hulk sitting on a bean bag chair, watching cartoons. He looked closer and noticed that Hulk wasn't wearing his signature purple pants. "That's odd. I've never seen Hulk without his pants. Maybe he's just wearing underwear?" Wade thought. He leaned in a bit more to check if Hulk was wearing something and got a flash of Hulk's penis. "Wow, he's even bigger than I thought." Wade said out loud.

Hulk noticed Wade's voice and said, "Hulk can hear Talking Man."

Wade was startled by Hulk's response and said, "Yep. It's me, Talking Man, aka Deadpool/Wade Wilson. So, I see you're in your birthday suit."

"Today not Hulk's birthday." said Hulk.

"No, "birthday suit" is another way of saying naked." said Wade.

"Oh. Hulk been nakey for a while." said Hulk.

"Well, why? Were you just sick of wearing pants all the time, when you've never worn a shirt or shoes?" Wade asked.

Hulk nodded and said, "Hulk never liked clothes."

"Sounds reasonable to me. Personally, I'm not the biggest fan of clothes either. There are days where I just want to go out to a nude beach and relax my deranged mind. The only problem is I would probably scar people for life if they saw my naked body, but it's still on my list of things I want to do." said Wade.

"Talking Man want to be nakey?" asked Hulk.

"I guess. I know some people reading this story might get a kick out of seeing me naked." said Wade.

Hulk was confused by Wade's comment, but nonetheless said, "If Talking Man want to be nakey, then be nakey."

Wade thought about it for a few seconds and said, "You know what? You're right, Hulk. I shouldn't be afraid about showing my body. I'm motherf*cking Deadpool!"

"LANGUAGE!" yelled Steve.

"Oh my God, we're all adults here, Captain!" Wade responded.

"Peter's not an adult." said Steve.

"So what? What teenager hasn't heard the word f*ck?" said Wade.

"He's not wrong about that." said Peter.

Steve sighs and says, "Never mind. Wade, can you please come to the kitchen?"

"Fine." said Wade as he left the living room.

Wade went back into the kitchen with the other Avengers and asked, "What now?"

"We were wondering what you and Hulk were talking about." said Tony.

"Well, we were talking about being naked." said Wade.

"Wait, what do you mean "we"?" asked Thor.

"Look, I've kind of kept this secret from everyone, but I always wanted to go to a nude beach and go au naturel." said Wade.

"Really? I never would've expected that considering all you do is murder people and cause mayhem." said Clint.

"Hey, I save people…sometimes, but that's not important. I just think that since you allowed the Hulk to walk around naked, it would only be fair to allow me to walk around naked as well." said Wade.

"The thing about Hulk is that besides him being huge and green, his body is relatively normal. Your body, on the other hand, is quite gross." said Clint.

"Okay, so my cancer scars have made my body look incredibly gross, but so what? I'm not ashamed of what I look like underneath my suit. Hell, you'd be surprised by how many ladies want to sleep with someone like me." said Wade.

Tony knew he would regret it, but he said, "Wade, you do make a point. If Hulk can be naked, you can be naked as well. But you can only do it in the mansion, because I don't think the general public would respond well to a naked Deadpool."

"Awesome! And FYI, I'm keeping the mask on." said Wade as he took off his belt, which consisted of a multitude of pouches that contained various weapons. Next, he took off his boots and custom-made socks. Then, he took a hidden zipper, located right underneath his mask, and pulled it down to his groin, which allowed him to properly remove the suit and leave him in nothing but his underwear.

Clint mocked Wade's choice of underwear by saying, "Really, Wade. Tighty whities?"

"Yeah, so? I find them very comfortable. And you should be thankful I'm not wearing a thong or anything skimpy." said Wade. After Wade said this, he pulled down his underwear and his naked body was on full display. The Avengers cringed at the sight of Wade's "birthday suit", but they knew they had to get used to it.

As the Avengers stood in awkward silence, Hulk came into the kitchen and saw Wade's fully exposed body.

"So, Talking Man is nakey?" asked Hulk.

"Yep. And since Tony gave me the greenlight, I'll be 100% nakey. Well, more like 95% nakey because of the mask, but you get the point." said Wade.

Hulk then picked up Wade and gave him a huge hug. "Hulk now has a nakey buddy!"

"Listen Hulk, I'm cool with being your nakey buddy, but you're starting to crush my spine." said Wade.

"Sorry." said Hulk as he put Wade down.

"This day cannot get any weirder." said Peter.

"Don't jinx it, Spidey. Earlier today you saw me wearing a Princess Peach outfit." said Wade.

"What?" asked Tony.

"It's a long story." said Peter.

Just as Tony was about to ask about Wade's princess outfit, the doorbell unexpectedly rang.

"Is that another friend of yours?" Tony asked Peter.

"No. The only person I invited is Wade." said Peter.

"Maybe it's someone from my universe!" said Wade.

Tony walked up to the door and asked, "Who is it?"

"It's Ben. Can I speak to Hulk?" said Ben.

"Sure." said Tony as he opened the door for Ben.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter. It's been ages since I've touched this story, but now I'm hoping to have a more consistent schedule. Also, the next chapter will include the return of Ben Grimm/The Thing and the story behind Deadpool's Princess Peach outfit. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.