T'was the night before Christmas and Brittney and Pando are planning something stupid (as usual). Judging by their clothing, they are in the Christmas spirit. Pando had on a Santa hat and a red mouth mask, a red Niki hoodie, black joggers, red Niki Air Force Ones, and a golden chain around his neck. As for Brittney, she also had on a Santa hat and a red mouth mask, a long sleeves dress with a black belt and white frills under the skirt, red acrylic nails, and black thigh high boots.
They are currently standing in front of the Christmas light decorated Diaz household. "I don't see no chimney. How we supposed to be Santa?" Pando asked. "Hmmmm...should we break through the windows?" Brittney suggested. "Wouldn't that wake them up?" Pando asked. "Oh yeah..." Brittney answered, tapping her nails on her chin. "Wait! Use your nails to unlock the door!" Pando cried. "They'll work?" Brittney asked. Pando nodded.
Brittney walked over to the door and put in her long acrylic nails through the locks to unlock the door. Surprisingly, the door unlockec. "Damn. It actually worked," Pando said, appearing next to Brittney with a large sack of questionable items. "Let's go," Pando said. He and Brittney simultaneously put up their mouth masks and entered the house.
In the living room, Star, Macaria, and the rest of Macaria's cousins had taken over the living room. Some were on the couches and the rest were on the floor. Along with the humans, there were blankets, pillows, snacks and electronics. The TV stand had a nativity and a candle on each side that weren't lit. The fireplace had stockings with everyone's names. Obviously everyone's stockings couldn't fit on the fireplace so some were hanging, some were put flat down, and some were hanging on the wall tha ks to command strips. In the corner, there stood the decorated Christmas Tree and under the tree were a ton of presents. They all couldn't fit under the tree so they were put around the tree.
"Time to get to work," Pando said. He took out an empty sack from his pocket and handed it to Brittney before putting down the other sack. She held the sack open as Pando put all of the presents in the sack. They giggled as they completed the task. As soon as they were done, Pando opened the other sack and dumped out the contents. Turns out, the contents are coal. "Mwahahahahaha! Y'all are on the Naughty List! Hehehehehehehehe!" He whisper-yelled. As soon as he was finished, and and Brittney shared a high five.
"Ahem."
They stiffly turned around and saw a tired Macaria looking dead at them. "..." Pando simply answered. "How come you look like you just crawled out of a grave?" Brittney asked. "We're Santa! You shouldn't be awake!" Pando cried. Macaria simply glared at them as she cracked her knuckles. They shivered. Maybe she doesn't realize who we are? Brittney mentally told Pando.
Act 1: we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.
"Star...wake up..."
Star slowly cracked his eyes open, only to see a set of eyes close to his eyes. "Ahhh!" He cried, quickly sitting up. He looked around and saw that Macaria's cusins were all awake. He scratched his head in confusion. "The sun's not even up. What the fuck?" He asked. "Oooooo! Star said a bad word!" Antonio, Carlos, Erik, and Manuel cried together. Little Javier waddled over to Star. He awkwardly waved at the toddler. "Hey...Diosa ain't awake yet. You wanna do some...things...in the dark?" Fatima asked, leaning on him.
Suddenly the lights turned on. Everyone in the living room cried and complained about their eyes. "Shhhhhh! The adults will wake up!" Macaria scolded. "Why did you turn on the lights?" Isabella asked, rubbing her eyes. Fatima flicked Macaria off. "Quick! Open the presents before the adults wake up!" Vanessa cried. The kids crowded around the Christmas Tree. Since they're the oldest in the room, Star, Macaria, Vanessa, Fatima, and Santiago handed presents to the rest of the kids.
"Woah! I've always wanted this!"
"I asked for Jordyns! Not Velcro Fans!"
"Gotta post this on Snaptalk!"
"Yes! More Nurf Guns to add to my collection!"
"How's Javier gonna play with this?"
"Why do I always get the same things every year!?"
Star watched as everyone opened their presents. "Aren't you gonna open your presents?" Macaria asked, sitting down next to him with her pile of presents. "I will. Just observing," Star answered. Macaria blinked. "Why do you gotta observe?" She asked before opening her presents.
"What!? Y'all already open your presents!?" Angie cried from the foot of the stairs. The rest of the adults were with her. "You guys only got away with this because you guys were sleeping around the Christmas Tree! Next year, Christmas is in MY house and this time y'all ain't gon get to the Christmas Tree first!" Gemma cried. The kids were messing with their presents as the adults opened theirs. Macaria and Vanessa helped Anna, Charlie, and Mateo with their presents.
An hour later, they all started preparing for church. "¡Date prisa! ¡No nos faltará la misa de las 10 en punto!" Grandma yelled. After hustling around the house, everyone was outside and working on car arrangements. "Look decent, all of you!" Luisa cried, checking on everyone. "Awwwww, you guys look so beautiful in your dresses and tuxedos!" Jane gushed. "Just enter any car! We're late! Let's go!" Rosario yelled.
Actually, they weren't late. They arrived 30 minutes early but already the church was full. "We are getting seats this year! Move, joder como, perra culo culo!" Jesús yelled, allowing his road rage take over. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't the only one with road rage. Eventually, his, Angie's and Rosairo's stopped. "Kids, get out! Go! Go! Get us some good seats!" Rosario yelled. All of the kids jumped out of the cars they were in and ran into the church. As if they were in a video game, they fought anyone who was in their way until they found seats.
30 minutes later, everyone was together anc church started.
Charlie pulled on Vanessa's perfectly curled hair. "Owwwwww! Charlie, stop! This is so painful!" Vanessa whisper-yelled. Anna and Mateo started crying. "Wait, guys! Stop!" Vanessa whispered.
Erik sang very off key while Santiago attempted to play his mixtape before grandma smacked him right on the spot.
Manuel and Antonio started fighting. Carlos decided to be a peace maker so he tried to break them up. Unfortunately, it got worse.
Javier started running around the church. "Isabella! Go catch him!" Jane whisper-yelled. "Why do I gotta do it!? I'm texting my boyfriend!" Isabella whisper-yelled back. "Cuz you're the closest to the end! Go and get him before I break your phone again!" Luisa threatened in a low voice. Isabella started sobbing as she ran after Javier.
Fatima started to hit on Star. "He says no. Stop being desperate!" Macaria told her. "I don't care if you're my cousin! I'll skin you alive!" Fatima whisper-yelled. "Come at me, bitch!" Macaria whisper-yelled.
Gemma and Jesús started heatedly making out on the spot. "Let's show them we can do better," Ricardo told Rosario. She glared at him. "Pay attention to the priest and don't stoop down to my baby brother's level! They obviously going to Hell!" "Is it just me or is everything getting out of hand?" Angie mumbled.
Eventually, church ended. "Guys! Family picture! Act like you people love each other!" Ricardo yelled before giving some random person his phone to take picutres. The other adults gave random people their phones so they can also take pictures. After taking almost 5 minutes to get into their places, they smiled. A bunch of pics were taken until everyone started getting annoyed with the positions they were in. "Thank you!" Angie cried after the picutres.
Soon, they were home, had taken off their dresses and tuxedos, and are now preparing for a Christmas party. "Angie! Why don't you have any Tequila!?" Jesús yelled. "Because alcohol is banned in my house!" Angie yelled back. "Not today, baby sis! I'm buying Tequila!" Jesús yelled as he left the house. Santiago and Erik were putting together a playlist of Christmas music and Hispanic music for the party. Luisa and Jane made Macaria, Vanessa, Fatima, and Isabella cook with them.
"Boys, I want this place to sparkle!" Gemma told the remaining boys. Carlos gave her a thumbs up. He, Star, Antonio, and Manuel dove into the decorations box and started decorating. Javier was running around the place. Grandma was preaching about Baby Jesus to Anna, Charlie, and Mateo. Ricardo moved the furniture around. "How many people are coming?" Angie asked her big sister Rosario. "I know the exact number of people I invited. Jesús however, I have no idea," Rosario answered.
Finally, it was party time. The family friends that were invited started coming in and some brought their own children. Jesús and his friends quickly got wasted and started playing poker. "My niece Jane is very good at poker! Jane! Come play with us!" Jesús cried. Jane, who was playing with Mateo, quickly shook her head. "No thank you!" "Pleeeeaaaasssseeee!?" Jesús begged. "You heard her, uncle, she said no," Luisa said. "Fine, I guess one game can't hurt," Jane decided, handing Mateo to Luisa who's jaw dropped.
"Dad, can I play poker?" Santiago asked. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahano!" Jesús cried. Santiago frowned. "This is why we have Isa," Vanessa said, waving the pack in her hands. The kids who were old enough (Star, Macaria, Vanessa, Fatima, Santiago, and Isabella) sat at the dinning table. "Shouldn't we let some of the other people our age play?" Macaria asked. "They'll be fine! Let's get this on! Ima win, bitches!" Fatima cried.
Vanessa dealt out the cards and soon the game turned intense. Eventually, Isabella, who wasn't even paying attention, won. "What!? No!" Santiago yelled, charging towards Isabella. "Fuck off! I haven't told my boyfriend about my win yet!" Isabella cried. Suddenly, a fight broke out between the 2 siblings. Vanessa and Macaria tried to break it up but they accidentally got dragged into it. Fatima used the chaos as an opportunity to hit on Star. As a result, Macaria dragged Fatima into the fight. Star joined the fight for fun.
It quickly ended when a chair was broken. "Let's hide the chair so Auntie Angie don't find out," Santiago said. They all agreed.
The party dragged on. The younger kids, who were playing on the Switch, dragged Star and Macaria to play with them. After winning a few rounds, the 2 decided to purposely lose to stop the kids from crying. After purposely losing for the 5th time, Star scoffed. "Wassup?" Macaria asked. "No, this reminds me of home," Star said. "Mewni?" She asked. He nodded. "We celebrated this thing called Saturnalia. It was to honor the Earth God Saturn. It's equivalent to you people's Christmas. During the days of Saturnalia, nobody on Mewni worked. Instead, we decorate the place and throw parties every day. We even give each other gifts. My mom would host this big ass ball and invite the ither races of Mewni to the ball. The Zodiacs and I would sneak out and get wasted of course," Star reminisced. "Then next year, take me to Mewni so I can see how Saturnalia is celebrated," Macaria said. "Yeah. I think I will," Star said.
The next day, everyone woke up to Angie's screaming. "WHO BROKE MY CHAIR!?" "Fuck...we didn't hide it well..." Farima mumbled. "THAT'S IT! EVERYONE IS CLEANING UP TODAY! I DON'T CARE IF YOU PEOPLE HAVE HANGOVERS! CLEANING! NOWWWWWW!" Angie yelled.
"Macaria, can you and Star take these decorations to the nearest donation store?" Rosario asked, handing her niece a box of decorations. "Sure," Macaria agreed. "Let Star hold the box. He's a man," Rosario said.
And so, Macaria and Star left the house and walked down the street to the nearest donations box. "It's cold, but how come snow hasn't fallen yet?" Star asked. "We live in California. Some parts like the mountain parts get snow. But we're in Los Angeles which is sunny and practically on the coast. It don't snow here. I wish it does snow one day. I've lived here all my life so I've never seen snow before," Macaria explained.
"What if I get Venus to make it snow?" Star suggested. Macaria smiled. "That would be amazing but..." "It's Venus," they said simultaneously as they approached a donations box. They put the box of decorations down and started putting the decorations into the donations box. At the hottom of the box was a Nutcracker. "What's this?" Star asked. "Some pointless prop my mom thought looked cute until she realized it ain't cute," Macaria answered. She took it out of Star's hands and threw it into the donations box. "Let's go. Its cold."
As they walked back to the house, Star sensed someone following them. "Marco, we gotta run. Now!" He cried, grabbing her arm. "What are we running from!? Also the house isn't this way!" Macaria asked. "Do you want the stalker to follow us to your house?" Star asked. "Good point. But still, what are we running from?" Macaria asked. They stopped running and turned around.
Standing in front of them was a Nutcracker.
Macaria blinked. "What's a Nutcracker doing here?" "It's an evil Nutcracker...!" Star said, glaring st the wooden doll. Macaria rolled her eyes and walked over to the toy. She knocked on it 3 times. "Nothing bad just happen. See?"
Suddenly, they found themself in a snowy forest of evergreen trees. "H-How did we end up here...?" Macaria asked. "Maßöffner!" Star realized. "They can be toys too?" Macaria asked. Star nodded. "I've seen them so far as humans, animals, now toys. At this rate, I feel like they can be anything."
"Star! I-I think I'm standing in snow!" Macaria cried. Star looked around. "Wow. I guess you are." "I thought snow would feel a lot more softer than this," Macaria said before flopping down on the ground. "What are you doing?" Star asked. "Making a snow angel!" Macaria cried. Star blinked. He was used to seeing her serious all the time. He decided to enjoy it.
Soon, he helped her make a snowman. "It's Olaff!" Macaria cried before giving it a big hug. Next, they had a snowball fight. Star won. After the fight, Star showed her a frozen lake he discovered. "Let's go skating," he said, taking off his shoes. "With just out socks?" Macaria asked. He nodded. Macaria took off her shoes and hesitantly got on the ice. Star got on and helped her on. She slipped onto the ice. Star laughed. "Stop laughing at me!" She cried. Star helped her up. "This time, it's my turn to teach you how to skate. Follow my lead."
Macaria held on tightly to Star as he guided the both of them on the the ice. Snowflakes started to lightly fall on them. Macaria held a hand out to catch the snowflakes and blinked in surprise when a snowflake melted in her hand. Star saw this and smiled in amusement. Suddenly, Macaria lost her footing and dragged Star down with her. Star was on top her her and his lips were a centimeter away from her lips.
"*ahem*"
Star and Macaria quickly sat up. Standing on the bank of the frozen lake was some prince. "You two aren't from around here, right?" The prince asked. Star and Macaria stood up and skated to the bank, put on their shoes, and walked to the prince. "What? Something going on?" Star asked. "Yeah, actually. You two are the only ones who can save us. I need you two to go to the Land of Sweets! Follow me!" The prince said before walking off. "Maybe the Maßöffner is causing trouble there. It did bring us here after all," Macaria suggested. "You right, you right," Star agreed. The two of them followed the prince.
They followed the prince through the forest and eventually found themselves in the mystical Land of Sweets. "The snowflakes taste like sugar," the prince said. Star stuck out his tounge and tasted the snowflakes. "He's not lying!" A carriage made out of candy canes pulled by reindeer arrived in front of them. "We can get on?" Macaria asked. The prince nodded. Macaria smiled and quickly jumped into the carriage. Star and the prince followed behind and soon the carriage started making its journey to the castle which was surrounded by the northern lights.
"Woah! This place is huge!" Macaria cried when they arrived at the palace. A few maids helped them down. "They'll get you two into your attire. I'll see you two soon," the prince said. "Hey, isn't everything happening too fast?" Star asked Macaria as they followed the maids. "Nope. Not really," Macaria answered, looking around. Star sighed. She must be in Tourist Mode.
In a blink of an eye, Star found himself in a white suit and in a ballroom surounded by dancers. "Ok. Something's not right," he said. Suddenly, the lights went off and a spotlight went on Macaria. Everyone, including Star, gasped when they saw her. Her hair was curled and there was a crystal tiara on her head. She wore a sleeveless, rose pink, sparkly ballerina costume and sparkly rose pink point shoes. Her make up was done professionally.
The prince appeared on the balcony and a spotlight was also on him. The fuck is going on? Star thought. The prince jumped off the balcony and everyone made a path for him and Macaria. They met each other halfway and soon started dancing ballet together. Everyone watched in awe. "Damn, she's gonna kill me for doing this," Star mumbled as he recorded Macaria with his phone.
That was when he realized that the prince wasn't who they thought he was. In fact, he could actually be the...Maßöffner! Star quickly stopped recording and pushed of prince out of the way. "Marco! The prince is evil!" He cried as he danced with Macaria. "Yeah, I found out too late. These shoes won't let me stop dancing!" Macaria cried. Soon, everyone got on the dance floor and started dancing around them.
Star and Macaria looked around for the prince as they danced. "Lift me," Macaria said. Star nodded, lifted her up, and spun around. Macaria caught sight of the prince leaving the ballroom. Star then put him down. "You see him?" He asked. "Yeah, follow me!" Macaria cried, twirling in the direction she saw the prince. Star followed. Soon, they were in a chocolate bar maze.
"Fuck! A maze, of all things! Skyblade!" Star cried. His legendary sword appeared in his hands. "Time to destroy!" He cried. He started to destroy the maze until he was standing in front of the prince who looked caught off guard. "Ha! Caught you!" Star cried.
Suddenly, Star and Macaria found themselves back on the streets. "Yes! I can finally stop dancing!" Macaria cried. "I don't know what just happened..." Star said, scratching his head in confusion.
Macaria sighed. "Don't sigh! Do you understand the importance of today!?" Brittney cried. "I just don't care," Macaria answered. "It's Black Friday! That means Black Friday sales!" Brittney cried. She was wearing a camouflage military comander hat, a camouflage body con dress with a black waist corset, fingerless black gloves, black mini bookbag with a camouflage bow, and thigh high combat boots. "A great war is about to begin!" Brittney cried. "I pass. Besides, I have family over," Macaria said.
"Black Friday shopping? Sure, I'd like to go. I needed to go to Veronica's Secret anyway," Vanessa then said, appearing out of nowhere. "Ooooo me too!" Fatima cried, joining her. "I wanna by my boyfriend something so I'm definitely coming," Isabella said, joining the others. Macaria sighed. "...fine." "Yay!" Brittney cried before pulling her phone out of her bra that had a camouflage case and calling someone. "Bring the limo around," she said. "Limo!?" Fatima and Isabella cried together with their eyes shining. "Of course! When we go to the mall, we gotta show 'em who's boss, you know? By the way, everything I wear is always designer!" Britrney cried.
"Can we be friends with you!?" Fatima and Isabella simultaneously asked. "Of course! Here, have some money! Worship me! Mwahahahahahahahaha!" Brittney cried, pulling out a money gun. She started shooting money everywhere and Fatima and Isabella worked hard to catch every dollar. Macaria sighed. "It'll be fine," Vanessa told her.
The limo stopped the girls in front of the mall and Fatima and Isabella quickly hopped out with the money they just worked hard to catch. People stopped to look at Brittney and her limo. "See? They already know to back down. Let's go," Britrney said, sashaying as she entered the mall. The Villanueva girls followed.
Already, the mall was pretty crowded. "Go crazy," Brittney said. Fatima and Isabella ran off to spend their money. "Let's see, I should go to Veronica's Secret first. Then I still gotta shop for clothing so I'll go to Nacy's, and gotta stop at..." Vanessa pondered to herself as she walked off. "I would like to go to Soomiez...but that place is hella expensive so I guess Eternal 21," Macaria decided. "Let's go!" Brittney cried, grabbing Macaria's arm. They ran off, leaving a trail of dust behind them.
They went from store to store. Macaria would wisely spend her money and take advantage of the deals like the responsible person she is. Brittney, however, spent her money on literaloy everything she thought was cute. "What are we gonna do about your bags? I can't carry both your bags and my bags," Macaria asked. "Hmmmm...good question," Brittney said, looking around. She then took out her phone and called someone. "Send in men to carry me and Cari's bags." She then hung up. A second later, men in black suits fell from the ceiling and took the girls' bags. "Ok! Onto the next store!" Brittney cried.
As soon as they entered a store, Macaria locked eyes on a tan colored long jacket. It looks comfortable. I should get it, she decided. Unfortunately for her, someone touched the hanger of the jacket at the exact same time as her. "Um, can you let go of thi...fuck." The person who grabbed the hanger at the same time as her happened to be Venus.
Macaria groaned in annoyance. "Hey, yeah, this jacket is mine," Venus said. "I saw it first," Macaria said. They glared at each other. "Are you thinking about going against a Demon like moi?" Venus asked in a low voice. "Just let go of the jacket and things won't get ugly," Macaria answered in a low voice. They both slowly let go while glaring at each other. "Ooooo, competition!" Brittney cried.
Suddenly, Venus snapped her fingers. The lights went off and Venus' laughter could be heard all over the place. "What the...wait!" Macaria cried. As soon as the lets went back on, the jacket wasn't there anymore. "Brittney!" Macaria cried. "Yeah?" Brittney asked. "We must find Ms. Kanaan! She has my jacket!" Macaria answered. Brittney saluted before pulling out her phone to make a call.
Macaria ran out of the store. "Venus! Where are you!? Give me back my jacket!" She yelled as she ran. The lights in the mall started fllickering on and off. "She's around here," Macaria said to herself. "Cari! She's right there!" Brittney cried, pointing to the balcony of the floor above them. Macaria nodded and quickly hopped onto the escalator. As soon as she was on the next floor, a crowd of people came charging. "Cheerleading skills!" She quickly cried, doing flips to avoid the people. Eventually, the crowd was gone.
A ball was thrown at her. She quickly caught it. "Who threw this at me!?" She cried. She then saw a bunch of children holding balls. "Dodgeball!" A kid yelled. The kids threw their balls at her. "Fuck!" Macaria cried. She tried dodging the balls but they kept on hitting her. Soon, the kids were done. "Venus! Show yourself! Ahhhhhh this is so annoying!" Macaria yelled.
Drones started flying around the place. "We gotchu, Cari!" Brittney said as she appeared next to Macaria. The men who were holding their bags were on hoverboards and they were controlling the drones with remotes. "When did...?" Macaria trailed off. "Ohhh! The drones and hoverboards were Christmas presents!" Brittney answered with a smile.
Suddenly, people started running the other way. "What's going on?" Macaria asked as Brittney answered a call. "A shooting!?" She cried. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The heard a familiar roar. Macaria face palmed. Pando, who was on a hoverboard himself, was randomly shooting all over the place with a minigun. "Come here, bitch! Those are MY real silver Air Jordyns! Get the fuck back!" Pando yelled as he continued to shoot. "Boss man! Chillax!" Onwa yelled as she and Anya chased after him. "Why you being informal to your master!?" Anya cried. "Uh uh, not this shit again," Onwa said. "You need correction!" Anya cried. Onwa summoned a glock and shot Anya dead. "Fuck ass bitch!" Onwa cried before running afrer Pando. Macaria blinked.
Meanwhile on Star's end, he and Jan were stuck at Ordinary Store. The store was having a Black Friday sale. "Dude, I don't think people are gonna come," Star said. "Nope. But we still have to work until the end of our shift," Jan answered. The both of them were watching The Palor Express on Jan's phone.
"I still don't get this movie," Star said. "What don't you get about it? A train called the Palor Express takes kids to the North Pole, has one kid tell Santa what it wants, and brings all of the kids back before midnight. I don't see what you don't get," Jan explained. "Why's there a Palor Express in the first place?" Star asked. "Now you overthinin' it," Jan said, shaking his head.
As they continued their movie, someone entered the store. He looked around for a bit then walked to the counter. Star and Jan didn't notice that someone was here. The guy also knew that they didn't notice. As a result, he banged his fist on the counter. Star and Jan jumped and quickly put the phone down. Then they groaned.
On the other side of the counter was Jackson.
Jan rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You need more dope? That's literally the only reason why you come here." "Just give me the dope," Jackson said in annoyance. Star blinked. "What's dope?" "Drugs!" Jan and Jackson said simultaneously. "Ohhhhhh! Doesn't Pando have his drug business?" Star asked. "He just likes to torment me," Jan said, glaring at Jackson. "Ok...well...ima restock the back. You two talk. Also, ima take this," Star said, taking Jan's phone before scurrying off.
Jan and Jackson didn't say anything as Jan took some of the drugs Jackson was asking for from under the counter. Jackson paid him in cash before leaving the store. When Jan was putting the money in the cash register, a note fell out. Curious, Jan read it.
Remember the time we had that skateboarding competition? I want a rematch before the year ends.
Jan storted in amusement. "Oooooo, is that a note? What does it say!?" Star asked Jan. "It's just some note insulting me as usual. Saying shit like I cry like a girl," Jan answered. "I just don't like that guy. He gets me so mad!" Star cried. "Same! Ugggg I wish I ciuld just rip him in half like I'm doing to this note!" Jan cried, ripping the note.
Jerrol then walked up to the boys. "Enrique de la Cruz needs the both of you," he said. The boys froze before stiffly nodding. They entered the Dog House where the gangsters were day drinking and singing Christmas songs in Spanish. "Why aren't you boys enjoying the party?" Enrique asked. "The store's still open," Star said. "Close it then! Nobody's gonna come by today! Let's get drunk and dance!" Enrique cried.
And so, Star and Jan partied with the Perros.
"Don't forget! Y'all are coming to Miami for spring break!" Jesús cried. "Wait, why can't everyone come to Houston for spring break?" Rosario asked. "We stayed at your house in Houston for almost all of July. It's been a while since we've gone to Jesús' house in Miami. You still have the beach house, right?" Angie answered. "I practically live in that beach house!" Jesús cried. After arguing for almost an hour about who's house to spend spring break in, Macaria and Star watched them all leave. "Alright! Clean up!" Angie cried.
"There's a spring break?" Star asked as he entered the house with Macaria. "Yeah but it's all the way in March or April. After spring break is when most students start considering suicide," Macaria answered. "Why?" Star asked. "Testing left and right. AP exames, End of Course exams, Finals, just a lot of testing. You thought the Finals we took a week ago were stressful? Wait till April and May roll in," Macaeia answered.
A few days later, it was New Year's Eve and Brittney wanted a party.
"I want this party to shine! To sparkle! To be the best party ever! I'm turning 18 so this party better be perfect!" Brittney cried as she enjoyed her vanilla fro-yo. Macaria sighed. "I just don't understand why you're telling me all this now. You literally coulda told me this last week so I can plan your party better." "Still! I want a big ass party!" Brittney cried. Macaria leaned back in her chair. The both of them were at a fro-yo store in Hill-Trank Plaza. They both have a fro-yo addiction so they decided to visit the store even though it was winter.
"What's your vision?" Macaria asked. "Last year it was on a party bus but I didn't really enjoy the party. It was kinda boring. Plus not that many people came. This year, I want it to be big! My mom is still in China and won't come back until April so I can have the party at my house! I want golden fairy lights and LED lights! Also some black lighting! And a smoke machine! I loooovvvveeee smoke machines! Oooooo let's do a neon out! People can even bring glow sticks and glow in the dark accessories! Yo, let's go to Party Town to buy some glow in the dark and neon stuff!" Brittney explained. Macaria sighed. "I'll see what I can do."
Star, Pando, the Ikenga, and Jan were sitting with them as well. "So I'm the DJ, right?" Jan asked. "Of course you are," Macaria said with an eye roll. "Yo! I heard about this thing called fireworks! People usually do fireworks once it turns midnight. Should I bring them?" Pando asked Brittney. "Ooooo yesssss!" She cried. "Oh yeah, thank you for the tiara you gave me but I told you and everyone else to give me presents at the party," Brittney said. "Those are Woolandian Diamonds. They are made out of compressed stardust. They are some of the rarest things in the universe. I don't want them to get ruined so I got them for you. They can transform into anything you want. Your welcome," Pando said.
"We should go to Quest Buy to get some of these things Brittney listed!" Star suggested. "No!" Macaria cried. "But why!?" Star asked. "One, whenever we go to Quest Buy, things don't work out. Two, you're a wanted criminal there," Macaria answered. Then they all froze. "Wait...Brittney...you knew Pando's from Woolandia?" Star asked. "The human girl knows that you're a half god?" Pando asked. "That's a good thing! We don't gotta hide things! Yay!" Jan cried. The tension dropped.
"Star. This time, we're staying on Earth to buy things. Let's make a lost of roles we have. Pando's bringing the fireworks. Jan's the DJ. What else?" Macaria asked. "I can also go with the Ikenga to buy all the lights," Pando said. "Yeah, and my brothers still have some smoke machines from our family's New Year's Eve party from last year so I'll bring those," Jan said. "Ok. So I can bring some drinks with Jan. Star can be the one to set everything up. I'll make sure everything's in order," Macaria said.
"Wait! I need to get some party accessories and a party outfit!" Brittney said. "Onwa and I shall be in charge of the lights and fireworks," Anya said. "Yeah, and boss man can go shopping with you," Onwa said. "Mkay," Pando answered. The 6 of them talked about what they'll do to prepare for the party before leaving to do their part.
Jan and Star first stopped by Jan's house. "Where are the smoke machines?" Star asked. "The garage," Jan answered as he lifted the garage gate up. As soon as it was up, the two entered the messy Ordonia garage. "...how are we gonna find them?" Star asked. "...that's a funny question," Jan answered. Afrer spending a long time, they finally found the smoke machines and put them in the trunk of Cookie's car. Then, they got i to the car and drove down to Ordinary Store.
At Ordinary Store, they loaded up on snacks and drinks. "Mkay...this is a lot," Star said. "Damn right," Jan agreed. They shrugged and got into the car. "Yo, help me make a playlist. I have to be the DJ," Jan said. "I don't really know what you peolle listen to," Star answered. "Oh yeah! You're an alien!" Jan cried. "Alien...sounds weird..." Star said. He imagined himself as a short green thing with big eyes and a big head.
When they arrived at Brittney's mansion, Macaria was ordering the Ikenga around. They got the fireworks and were busy working on putting up LED and fairy lights. "Put the snacks and drinks in the kitchen. Leave the smoke machines around the place. Jan, set up your DJ station. Star, help with the lighting. I already told the guests about the theme and the cake should be on the way," Macaria ordered. "Damn. She takes this party planning thing seriously," Star commented.
Meanwhile, Brittney and Pando were at Party Town. Brittney was sitting in the cart as Pando pushed it. They ran around the store and put a bunch of glow in the dark and neon decorations on the cart. When they were done, they were at the mall and were deciding on an outfit for the birthday girl. Brittney tried on all sorts of outfits and Pando declined all of them.
"You choose an outfit then!" Brittney cried. "Gladly," Pando answered. Almost an hour later, Brittney found herself wearing a silver long sleeves sparkly body con dress to match her tiara and white Valenciaga sneakers. "Kk. Now I'm satisfied," Pando said. They stopped by Pando's penthouse so Pando can get changed and left for Brittney' house. By the time they arrived, the party had already started.
"Everyone! Make way for Queen Brittney!" Pando announced. Everyone made a path and cheered as Brittney walked through, clearly enjoying the party. Behind her, Pando signaled for the Ikenga to appear on his side. They pulled out bazookas and shot them up into the air. Glow sticks and confetti were released from the bazookas and everyone reached to grab the sticks. The smoke machines were doing their job. "Yoooooo! Give it up for Her Royal Highness!" Jan yelled into the mic.
The party went on and Macaria sat back on the couch she was sitting on. "Once again, another perfect party. Good job me," she said to herself. "Nice party planning skills," a voice said next to her. Macaria turned her head and saw Jackson. Macaria frowned. Jackson handed her a drink. "You deserve it," he said. "Why are you suddenly acting like we all cool?" Macaria asked. "Is it a crime to be nice?" Jackson asked. Macaria didn't take the drink. "Mkay. That's fair," Jackson said before drinking it.
"What would you do if you were offered a way that can make all your dreams come true?" He asked. "I would obviously take it. Duh," Macaria answered. "Yeah, but that way causes you to do things that ain't right," Jackson said. "Depends on how wrong those things are. Why?" Macaria asked. "...no reason," Jacksom answered.
Awkward silence.
"Where's your Starboy?" Jackson then asked. "Starboy? Oh, you're talking about Alister..." Macaria answered. "It's been a year since he fell from the sky. You think he misses the sky?" Jackson asked. Macaria blinked. Star fell from the sky last year during Brittney's birthday party. That was New Year's Eve. Today is Brittney's New Year's Eve Party. It's been exactly a year since Star left Mewni.
Macaria didn't notice when Jackson got up and when Venus took his place. "You're not still mad about the Black Friday thing, right? It's a new year, let's move on!" Venus said. "Hey, so you're Star's girlfriend, right? Yeah, you are. Do you remember what Star was doing on this day last year before he arrived on Earth? He never exactly told me," Macaria asked.
"Well, Star's a demigod prince. And I think he's mentioned the Wand of Mewni to you before. There's this tradition on Mewni when the future ruler turns 17, they receive the Wand of Mewni and go to the Dominus Cloister the next day. I didn't want him to leave so I kidnapped him and the Zodiacs. They somehow escaped and arrived at Star's Wand Receiving Ceremony barely on time. That was when Ludo attacked," Venus explained.
"Ludo? Is he some evil final stage boss who broke the Wand of Mewni and sent Star to Earth?" Macaria asked. "He's this short swamp creature who wanted the wand so he and his henchmen attacked. But, Star's an idiot. You wanna know what he did? He threw the wand onto the ceiling and expected it not to break. Anyway, the wand sent him, the Zodiacs, Ludo and his henchmen to Earth. Nobody's heard news of Ludo the Zodiacs ever since," Venus explained. Macaria remembered the swamp monsters she saw Star fighting at the Halloween party.
"So it's the anniversary of when he broke the wand," Macaria concluded. "Aye," Venus answered. "Does he even miss Mewni?" Macaria asked. "You don't know? Doesn't he live with you?" Venus asked. "Yeah but once you think about it he doesn't really talk about his personal life. And when he does, it's not much. All I know about his personal life before you told me is that he's the demigod prince and future ruler of Mewni, he's looking for the Zodiacs, and he has to fix the Wand of Mewni," Macaria answered.
"Well, ask him if he misses Mewni yourself. Ok. Nice Venus over. I'm actually 18 so ima live like an 18 year old!" Venus cried before running off. Macaria blinked. Wait...she's 18!? She then saw Star on the balcony all by himself so she stood up and joined him. He happened to be heavily drinking when she arrived.
"Hey." Star snapped out of thought and faced Macaria. "Hey." "You thinkin' 'bout Mewni?" Macaria asked. "Yeah," Star answered. "Today's New Year's Eve. You guys on Mewni celebrate it on this day too?" Macaria asked. "They celebrate my birthday on this day. Today's my birthday," Star answered.
"Guys! The countdown's about to begin so get yo boo tings and get ready to smoochie smooch!" Jan yelled into the mic.
"10!"
"Today's your birthday?" Macaria asked. "And the anniversary of the day I released the Maßöffner," Star answered.
"9!"
"Today is also the anniversary of when I fucked up. Becuase I released the Maßöffner I might destroy the universe," Star said.
"8!"
"If only if I actually listened to my mom. Everything woulda been fine."
"7!"
"But noooooo! My dumbass likes to play around and destroy things. I'm the reason why everyone dies and time is destroyed."
"6!"
He dug his fingers into his hair.
"5!"
"I don't know why I didn't listen to all of everyone's warnings."
"4!"
"I just can't do anything right! I've never cared about how my actions affect everyone around me!"
"3!"
He took a huge gulp of Tequila.
"2!"
"I just hate myself so fucking much...I just wanna kill myself!"
"1!"
Macaria kissed Star.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
The fireworks went off.
Macaria broke the kiss and hugged Star. "Don't ever say that! People love you! I want you to stay alive! Please don't ever think like that! Just...!" Macaria trailed off and cried on Star's chest. Star, completely stunned, awkwardly rubbed her back. "...I'm sorry..."
*POW*
Star and Macaria stopped hugging as soon as they heard the gunshot. They looked at each other before they ran into the mansion. All of the lights were off so it was pitch black. Everyone was screaming and running all over the place. Macaria started panting. "What's going on!? What happened to the lights!? Are we in a shooting!?" Star was about to summon the Skyblade when the lights came back on.
Pando was standing there with a bullet exactly in his heart.
Now...it's time for...
Dimensional Interviews!
Star: It's been a while
Journalist: Yeah, it really has
Star: So, I answer your questions. Ask away!
Journalist: What did you think of last season?
Star: I personally thought it was nice
Journalist: What do you think of this season so far?
Star: Kinda sad
Journalist: Do you still like being the main character?
Star: Yo I forgot I was the main character!
Journalist: Alright. Now we'll be asking random questions that may or may not have to do with the story
Star: Kk
Journalist: What's your fashion style?
Star: I guess athletic. I'm always working out every chance I get. I just love the feeling of working out. Also I've always been involved in some sort of sport
Journalist: Who do you think has the best sense of style?
Star: Although I hate him, I think Jackson does
Journalist: Do you believe in ghosts?
Star: You have no idea how much crazy shit I've seen in my years of living
Journalist: What would you do if you met Star Butterfly from Star vs the Forces of Evil?
Star: We'd go monster hunting!
Journalist: What would you do during the purge?
Star: I'll be in another dimension
Journalist: Would you raid Area 51?
Star: Duh! Gotta help my fellow aliens!
Journalist: What's your type?
Star: Lemme think...I like me a girl who's just chill with everything I do. I don't have to worry about her asking me all sorts of complicated questions and causing so much trouble for me
Journalist: Do you consider yourself as a bad guy?
Star: Yeah
Journalist: In the story so far, which event would you like to go back in time to fix?
Star: I would like to stop myself from breaking the Wand of Mewni
Journalist: What do you think is gonna happen to you based on the events that's happend in the story so far?
Star: I have absolutely no idea
Journalist: What is your biggest wish?
Star: To explore the universe and to go on adventures all the time without any worries
Journalist: What's your favorite movie genre?
Star: Adventure
Journalist: What's the dumbest thing you ever done
Star: I would say it but it's rated R
Journalist: What's your favorite subject?
Star: PE
Journalist: Do you think you act like your zodiac sign?
Star: The Zodiacs have signs!?
Journalist: What would you be famous for?
Star: I have no idea
Journalist: What do you think is going to happen next chapter?
Star: My mind is completely blank
Journalist: List the cast from most favorite to least favorite
Star: Macaria, Jan, Venus, Brittney, the Ikenga, Pando, Jackson
Journalist: Ok, last one, what's your New Year's Resolution?
Star: To put everything back to normal
Journalist: I see. Thank you, Star Butterfly, for letting us interview you! That's the end of Dimensional Interviews and don't forget to continue Dimension Hoppers!
Next Time On Dimension Hoppers...
Jan slowly picked up the big, heavy, and old looking book which had all sorts of stuff peaking out. "Maybe this book can help us!" Jan decided. He sat down on the floor and put the book on the floor in front of him. Then, he opened the book.
Suddenly, wind filled in the sacred library and everyrhing went flying. "What the...wait. Who opened that book!?" Hekapoo yelled. Everyone pointed at Jan. "Do you understand what you have done! We will all go insane thanks to you! Close that book now!" Hekapoo yelled.
"Too late."
Hekapoo froze. "No..." "Yes!" The voice cried. "Ahhh!" Jan cried, pushing the book away from him. Floating on top of the book was a small blue thing wirh a diamond in its forehead. The thing smiled. "It is I, the Great and Powerful Glossaryck!"
Act 2: to kill a god.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did y'all forget about me? It's ya gurl sugarsugarrush! I'm back with season 2!
References:
1.) When Brittney and Pando tried replacing the presents with coal- I made it based off of the Santa story and How The Grinch Stole Christmas
2.) Kids opening the presents before the adults- In my family, us kids would try to open all of our presents before the adults. This year, we failed miserably
3.) Jordyns- Jordans
4.) Fans- Vans
5.) Snaptalk- Snapchat
6.) Nurf- Nerf
7.) Church- Yeah, church is always crowded and chaotic during holidays like Christmas
8.) Isa- Uno
9.) Chair getting broken- Last year during a Christmas party, my older cousins were playing some intense Uno and they wouldn't let me play cuz I was "a few months too young" or some shit like that. All I know was things got reaaaaallly out of hand that a fight broke out and they even broke a chair
10.) Saturnalia- It's a real Ancient Roman holiday. I found out about this when I was watching the Boondocks
11.) Olaff- Olaf
12.) When they were in the Land of Sweets- Inspired by the Nutcracker. Fun fact, I got to see a performance of it at the Fox Theatre in 2nd grade for a filed trip
13.) Black Friday- You already know it's gonna be chaotic. I think they happen after Christmas, right? I could be wrong
14.) Veronica's Secret- Victoria's Secret
15.) Nacy's- Macy's
16.) Soomiez- Zoomies
17.) Eternal 21- Forever 21 (fav store)
18.) The Palor Express- The Polar Express. I grew up with that movie!
19.) Party Town- Party City
20.) Valenciaga- Balenciaga
Let's talk about this chapter. Fluffy and happy...then it got sad. Yo I was actually crying when I was writting the ending. I hope this season turns out to be good. I had to do some replanning. Did you know Pando was originally gonna be introduced in this season? Anyway, there will be some real dimension traveling this season. Last season was just setting everything up. This season is when the action happens.
So, the decade will be ending in a few hours. I made a few New Years Resolutions. Most likely I won't keeo them but I'll try. What are y'alls New Years Resolutions?
Time to close this chapter. Who shot Pando? All will be revealed soon! Don't forget to review or leave me a PM! Later, yo!