AN: Merry Christmas! Sorry this chapter is late, I slept in… I know this isn't on Christmas but with family here I barely managed to get this up in time. Today's chapter has two Chibi Skits, non canon, and an Omake, which is canon.
Now this chapter is much shorter than normal and for that I apologize, but as I said I didn't have a lot of time.
You can skip these and miss nothing of major importance but they do include some significance it just might not be obvious at first so yeah. But it is just foreshadowing no actual major reveals. To sum it up, this is mainly filler but has some small bits that you might want to read.
These take place at various points in the timeline. If the timeline is relevant I will state it, if not then just assume it's before the intermission chapters and takes place in Volume 1.
The first Chibi skit turned out really weird. I was planning to make a fourth wall joke but it quickly escalated into something elsd. But screw it, I'm keeping it in.
That's all for now so I hope you guys enjoy the chapter!
I don't own Rwby or Rwby Chibi, If I need to list that, I only own my OC's and original stories.
Chapter 2 - RWBY Chibi! & Omakes
Chibi! - Breaking The Fourth Wall - [NonCanon]
Chibi Uni, Along with the Chibi members of RWBY, we're walking down the streets of Vale. For some reason while Uni was sleeping she suddenly appeared in Vale with the rest of RWBY, except they were all miniature and silly looking.
While Chibi Uni tried to decipher what was going on, Chibi Ruby was telling a story about how she had found one of Chibi Blake's po- I mean romance novels…
"Something just isn't right…" Chibi Uni muttered to herself softly, not paying attention to where she went she bumped into a Shadow covered figure just as Chibi Ruby said, "And then I said 'Now that's a katana!"
While Chibi RWBY laughed at the Joke they paused upon realizing that when Chibi Uni had bumped into someone, that not only was the person covered in shadows, that Chibi Uni had hit her head on the sidewalk and had milk and cookies floating around her head in a daze.
Inside Chibi Uni's head, something clicked as she hit her head, her negative seventeenth eye had awakened and she could now comprehend beyond the fourth, fifth and seventh wall, and even further, not the sixth though. She wasn't sure why that was but she had ascended, she knew what their reality was and could change it…
While gasping heavily, Chibi Uni shot up off the sidewalk and looked around in brief confusion before returning to her usual passive look.
"Are you ok?" Chibi Weiss asked upon noticing that Chibi Uni's eyes were pure white, even glowing with mysterious energy, for she could see beyond all walls, except the sixth.
"I'm better than ok…" Chibi Uni said calmly, her voice somewhat, ethereal…
While the others had their doubts they brushed them aside and began talking about Shadow people. Meanwhile, Chibi Uni tilted her head, frowning at the author's choice of words. "I'd say it sounds like I have an echo than me being ethereal…"
The Author frowned upon seeing their creation talk back before sighing. In resignation; the Author corrected their previous words, Chibi Uni's voice had gained a strange overlapping echo…
Better?
Chibi Uni nodded in satisfaction, mildly pleased to see that her creator, the Author, had listened to her opinion.
Meanwhile, Chibi RWBY had stopped their conversation to stare at Chibi Uni with extreme confusion and sur-
Uni shook her head, "I'd say that they're looking at me like I'm insane, or just acting absurd…"
Interesting choice of words…, Very well, Chibi RWBY looked at Chibi Uni like she had gone mad, even more confused as she continued conversing with her creator.
Hesitantly, Chibi Ruby asked, "Who are you talking to?"
Chibi Uni tilted her head before sighing at their ignorance, "I'm talking to the creator…" Chibi Uni explained bluntly before frowning. "Did I really sound blunt?" She asked, looking towards the sky.
The answer is yes, yes you did. Though that is part of your charm. Chibi Uni nodded to herself thoughtfully once again pleased with her creator's compliments. While normally flattery was ineffective against her but this was different, it was like a mix of being complimented by god and your parents.
Though Author wasn't too sure about the god or parent thing. They weren't sure whether being referred to as her god or her parent was weirder.
Chibi Uni nodded in understanding, "That would depend on several factors like age and gender…"
The Author sighed once again, there was no way they were revealing that on the internet.
While Chibi Uni and Author talked to each other, Chibi RWBY looked at each other nervously, clearly confused and weirded out.
Softly, Chibi Blake reached over to tap Chibi Uni on the shoulder, though Chibi Uni knew about this beforehand with her negative seventeenth eye.
Chibi Uni sighed at Author's comedic BS way of explaining her ascendancy before, without turning around, side stepped out of the way and said. "The answer to your unspoken question is yes I'm sure I am ok" Chibi Uni said calmly, turning around to see a shocked and confused Chibi RWBY.
After another forewarning from Author, for the pure sake of referencing an overrated anime and making a meme, Chibi Uni tilted her head blankly before turning to Yang and saying, "Your next line is 'Just how hard did you hit your head?' To you"
AN: Yeah that's right! I said it! JoJo's Bizarre Adventures is overrated! Bite me! Not to say that it's not good, it's just not as good as everyone thinks.
Chibi Yang, following the line, said "Just how hard did yo-" before gasping, along with the other members of Chibi RWBY.
Chibi Ruby had wide eyes as she stared at Chibi Uni with awestruck eyes. "How did you do that!?" Chibi Ruby exclaimed in confusion and amazement.
Chibi Uni simply shrugged, "The Author, our Creator, told me that Yang would say that and I should say those words…"
The author sighed, she wasn't supposed to tell them that…
Chibi Uni simply shrugged giving the sky an apologetic look while Chibi Weiss scoffed. "We're supposed to believe that, by hitting your head, you've managed to communicate with god?" Chibi Weiss said doubtfully.
Chibi Uni looked to the sky, awaiting a message from her Creator.
The author sighed; you know I have a name besides Creator or Author right? I go by V01D. Now, you can tell Weiss that I know she secretly steals and reads Blake's smut when the others are sleeping.
Chibi Uni nodded, "The Creator, or Author, has informed me of two things: one, they go by V01D, two, V01D says that they know you steal steal Blake's smut and read it when everyone else is sleeping…"
"Y-you have no proof!" Chibi Weiss exclaimed, her face turning bright read as she huffed towards Chibi Uni.
"Void, that's a weird name…" Chibi Yang muttered to herself quietly. All of a sudden, for no biased reason whatsoever, a bird took a dump on Chibi Yang's hair.
While Chibi Uni gave a faint smirk; Chibi Ruby grabbed Chibi Weiss and Chibi Blake and pulled them behind cover as Chibi Yang burst into flames, and with a pump of her fist, she then shot the bird out of the sky.
V01D grinned mischievously as he messed with Chibi Yang, they then went back to Chibi Uni, You can tell her that that's for calling my name weird and that it's pronounced V01D (Void), not Void (Void).
"But aren't they pronounced the same?" Chibi Uni asked while Chibi Yang continued to fire round after round of shotgun shells at the bird's corpse.
Yeah, they are. But it's funny that way, Slight Chuckle…
Chibi Uni shook her head with a very faint smirk. "V01D says that's payback for calling their name weird, they also said it's pronounced V01D not Void."
Yang glared towards the sky, "Screw you! That's what I said!", and for no apparent reason, Chibi Yang's hair suddenly turned pink. With another yell, her hair ignited into pink flames as the other members of Chibi RWBY had realized something.
"Oh my Dust… she's actually communicating with a god…" Chibi Weiss Muttered and while Chibi Ruby seemed stunned, Chibi Blake simply smiled mischievously.
"Hey Void, was it?" Chibi Blake asked hopefully, "Could I have an endless supply of fish and, ya know…"
V01D chuckled silently and thought, why not? This isn't canon after all. Though infinite is a bit much…
A month? Yeah let's go with that, maybe some smut as well. Upon making their decision, V01D dropped a small note into Blake's Hand.
It read 'Because why not? I shall grant you a month's worth of fish and the real, never published, finale novel, Ninjas of Love book nine, they will be waiting at your dorm. It's also V01D not Void'
Chibi Blake's grin widened before tilting her head in confusion. "Wait aren't these pronounced the same?"
Because Void was too lazy to drop another note, Chibi Uni simply nodded. "Yes, yes they are…"
"Then how can they tell whether we're saying it right?" Chibi Blake asked with a tilt of her head, Chibi Uni simply raised an eyebrow causing Chibi Blake to nod in understanding.
V01D realized that they hadn't mentioned what the others were doing so to summarize it. Chibi Yang, still upset about her hair, is still shooting shotgun rounds into the sky while Chibi Weiss was thinking about what to do with this knowledge.
At the same time, Chibi Ruby had just come out of her daze and immediately wished for it to rain cookies. V01D complied, in a way, a very small rain cloud that floated solely over Chibi Ruby's head appeared. Very tiny chocolate chip cookies seemed to poor out of it, which immediately flew into Chibi Ruby's mouth.
Chibi Uni seemed relatively surprised. "I didn't expect the Author to grant wishes like this…" she muttered softly.
Chibi Blake, who overheard this with her Faunus hearing, tilted her head in confusion. "Wait…" She said in mild intrigue, "Why Do you call Vo- I mean V01D, The Author?"
Chibi Uni sighed, "Because we are in their Fanfiction…"
Immediately all of Chibi RWBY froze, letting out a collective "What!?"
Chibi Uni then shook her head, "That's a lie, we are in a fanfiction of a spin-off of their fanfiction's originating show…" Chibi Uni elaborated.
"WHAT!?" Chibi RWBY yelled incredulously.
Vo- I mean V01D grinned, not that anyone could see it, before giving Chibi Uni a message. Softly, he whisper to Chibi Uni.
"You just said 'Whisper noises' but because you're the creator and I have ascended I know what you meant" Chibi Uni said blankly as she stared at the sky.
V01D gave a nonexistent sigh at Chibi Uni's bluntness.
Chibi Uni nodded with a distant smirk on her face before turning back to Chibi RWBY. "V01D says this skit is already way longer than necessary so they're going to wipe all knowledge of their existence from our memories and move onto the next skit…"
As Chibi Uni revealed V01D's bombshell the members of Chibi RWBY quickly looked to the sky and frantically waved their arms while collectively crying out, "WAIT!", before everything went black.
Chibi Uni sleepwalks across a black void, causing the background to turn silver as she passes.
Omake - Strange Dreams - [Canon Relevant]
Uni wandered the sky bound hall of dreams, passing by many different doors as she went. She had already visited Nora's Dreams but was still wandering the hall as she had sensed a new door appear. It was most likely the strange door that burned her a while back, since then she hadn't seen it and she had completely forgotten about it until she felt the new door appear.
She frowned distantly as she rounded the corner of the ethereal hall, her passive face changing to one of muddled confusion. It wasn't the strange door from before but a new one entirely.
Rather than looking like a tree this door was a tree. In the middle of the hallway, a grand old oak tree with leaves of various shades of brown, orange, gold, and red waving above. In the center, just near the base, was a door that appeared to be made of a strange red crystal with a brass doorknob. Distant melodies could be heard and warm calming vibe radiated from the tree like she was standing next to the sun.
Not to say that it was hot, it was like sitting next to the fire place, but the strength of the aura that it gave off was immense; it made her aura look like a teardrop in an ocean. The energy was pure, raw, ancient. One might say it was wild and chaotic yet somehow balanced and orderly at the same time.
Hesitantly, Uni reaches for the doorknob, half expecting another burn, as she firmly grasped the brass handle. Except, nothing. The door was simply locked, it didn't burn or freeze her or do anything of the sort, just a normal locked door.
Somehow Uni found it strange for it to be a normal door than something that affected her. Although it was still strange for it to be locked.
As she gave a slight shrug only to start walking away, Uni however paused when the door started shaking wildly, loud and frantic whispers of a young woman started calling out the same thing over and over again.
"HelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmeHELPMEHELPMEHELPME!"
The door immediately quieted as Uni stepped back towards the tree.
Slowly, she rounded the great oak, observing as she went only to tilt her head as her eyes widened in muted surprise. On the back of the tree, the bark had grown into a peculiar image. A young woman's face had been gnarled into the wood, but being an image in bark it was hard to make out many details. The woman had short hair in a lob style with a small face and appeared to be in her twenties.
Uni had a hard time making anything else out but was pretty sure that this was the woman calling for help. Whoever this lady was, she was clearly aware of her situation and Uni was probably the first person to ever interact with her in a long time.
Since the lady had such a strange door Uni could guess that she was powerful and sleeping, and had been for a long time…
Uni sighed to herself softly, "What am I supposed to do now?"
She whispered to the tree.
Much to Uni's surprise, which wasn't a lot, the woman responded.
"Do not trust Ozpin… He lies…"
Uni tilted her head in curiosity only to discover that the door had disappeared. She was simply sitting in the middle of her stellar hallway, it was as if the tree, and the door, had never existed…
"How curious…" Uni muttered to herself softly before, with a sigh, she disappointed into orbs of argent light.
Chibi Ruby drags a sleeping Chibi Uni across the black screen causing it to change to silver.
Rwby Chibi! - Merry Dustmas! - [NonCanon]
Chibi Ruby had somehow found a Christm- I mean Dustmas tree and dragged it into the commons that she shared with Chibi Uni & Chibi JNPR.
It was a very large tree that couldn't fit in the room so half of it was pressed against the roof. The decorations were shabby and messy, the lights wrapped around the tree were either broken or flickering and half the ornaments were broken.
As Chibi Ruby admired her work Chibi Uni sighed as she walked into the room and saw the tree.
"Was this really necessary?" Chibi Uni asked in mild annoyance.
Chibi Ruby nodded firmly "Yes! It spreads Dustmas Cheer!"
Chibi Uni shook her head as she looked at all the pine needles on the floor. "It just seems like a waste of time to me, and a mess…"
Chibi Ruby gasped, "Don't be such a Grinch! You have to like Dustmas a little!"
Chibi Uni shrugged, it didn't really matter to her, "I haven't celebrated Dustmas since I was five…" she trailed off thoughtfully.
Chibi Ruby gasped even further, "You mean to tell me you haven't celebrated Dustmas since you were five!?"
Chibi Uni frowned faintly while tilting her head, "Yes, that's what I said…"
"I can't believe you haven't celebrated Dustmas since you were five!" Chibi Ruby exclaimed.
Chibi Uni nodded, her frown deepening slightly, "Yes, why do you keep repeating this?"
"We need to go on an overly exaggerated, ridiculously long and completely pointless adventure to show you the true meaning of Dustmas!" Chibi Ruby exclaimed as she pulled out a pair of handcuffs, cuffing Chibi Uni to herself.
Chibi Uni sighed, "Please don't, I have plans to hibernate for the winter…"
Sadly, Chibi Ruby ignored her…
One overly exaggerated, ridiculously long, and completely pointless adventure later…
Chibi Uni sighed as Chibi Ruby finally uncuffed her. She had been forced into an elf outfit so they could sneak into Santa's workshop just so they could create a disaster that would allow them to save Dustmas.
Chibi Ruby was extremely happy, "I can't believe we got to save Dustmas!" She exclaimed.
"You caused the disaster…" Chibi Uni pointed out, now in her normal attire.
Chibi Ruby scoffed, "That's just… synectics?" She refuted, suddenly doubting her words..
"I think you mean semantics, and no it isn't" Chibi Uni elaborated tonelessly.
Chibi Ruby sighed, "Aren't you supposed to be all cheerful after out Dustmas adventure together?"
Chibi Uni shook her head, "I just found out that you like Dustmas a lot and that I find it annoying…" With that Chibi Uni pulled out her daggers and chopped up the tree, before walking away, causing Chibi Ruby to burst out into tears.
AN: So it's Dustmas since Christianity doesn't exist in Remnant as far as I know. Sorry about the first Chibi skit, I don't really know what happened there…
What do you guys think about the Chibi and Omake chapter? Would you like to see more chapters like this?
Also, what do you guys think about the Dream Omake? I think it's kinda obvious but I'm still interested in how it turned out.
Next up please vote on the poll, I discovered I can only have one poll up at a time so I'll have the fic poll up till my next chapter then I'll switch them out weekly from there.
Currently both polls are tied up.
SNOW: A World of Bloody Evolution: 3
Rwby: Digital Soul?: 3
The pairing poll is tied between UnixRuby & No pairings for Uni…
If you head to my page in desktop mode you'll find the fic poll until I revert it to the pairing poll next week.
Now besides the normal reviews, which are greatly appreciated, how was your holiday? What did you guys get?
I hope you enjoyed the chapter, the next one will be a real chapter and possibly the last intermission chapter, so see you then!
Void out!