My schedule was a rough one. I barely even updated during November too.
Ah well, I was juggling speedrunning Pokemon Shield, writing a bunch of chapters while also marathoning a bunch of anime.
Enough ranting, hey, how's the new volume going for everyone? Oh and it's been announced the Shield hero season 2 is coming out in 2021, a whole year away.
Jaune: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
Ruby: YAY!!!
Jaune: NOOOOO!!!
Ruby: EHHHH!?!
Jaune: I hate Christmas!
Ruby: What?! Why?! Christmas is the best! All the presents, joy, happiness, food and those limited edition cookies!
Jaune: But what about all the stress about buying presents, getting all the decorations up, is the Christmas dinner cooked properly?
Ruby: But Christmas!
Jaune: Christmas is more scarier then Halloween and that's final!
Ruby: Whaaaat?!
Cardin: YAAAAAA!!!
Ruby: WHAT?!
Jaune: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
Cardin: WELCOME TO THE COWARDLY GRIMM SLAYER RADIO!!! CHRISTMAS EDITION!!!
Snow
Jaune: It's snowing! It's snowing so much!
Ruby: Aw yeah! I wanna make snow angels!
Weiss: Ruby, you know there us a high chance of you getting a cold if you do that.
Yang: Don't be a party pooper Weiss. Afterall, your the ice queen here, you should be happy for a chance like this.
Weiss: People have died from a simple cold you know! I don't want to take any chances.
Pyrrha: Jaune, look. I made a snow bunny!
Weiss: ...
Jaune: Oh, that's pretty cute Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: It's the first time I ever played with snow. I was usually training for a Christmas tournament around this time.
Jaune: Your first time?! Your snow bunny looks like a perfect sculpture!
Pyrrha: Ehehe...
Ruby: Um, Weiss?
Pyrrha: Hm? What's wrong with Weiss-
Weiss: OMIGOSH THAT BUNNY IS SO CUTE!
Jaune: WAH!!!
Blake: Is Weiss...making afterimages.
Yang: All of them inspecting the rabbit too. Man P-money, you won against the ice queen with snow.
Weiss: I wanna keep it! I wanna put it in the dorm!
Ruby: Weiss wait! It'll melt!
Weiss: WHAT?! Then what am I supposed to do?!
Ruby: U-uh, put it in the freezer!
Weiss: On it!
Yang: Wow, she's gone faster then Ruby when she sees cookies.
Blake: Eh, they are about the same.
Yang: Wanna put that to the test?
Blake: 20 lien.
Yang: 25 lien.
Blake: Your on.
Yang: Heh. Hey Ruby!
Ruby: Hm?
Yang: Weiss is gonna take cookies for your stash to decorate the bunny!
Ruby: Godspeed.
Yang: And their off!
Getting off topic quickly (For mature readers by the way)
Blake: This isn't fair, Weiss got a headstart.
Jaune: 40 lien Weiss gets back first.
Yang: Woah buddy. That confident?
Pyrrha: 40 lien Ruby gets back first.
Yang: P-money is in on this too? Sweet!
Blake: Don't interrupt. You'll get shocked if you get imbetween their sparks.
Yang: Holy shit I can't tell if that's real or not.
Blake: Eh probably. That competitiveness...makes me think of something.
Yang: What's that?
Blake: A knight and a spartan, from different kingdoms who are at war, they fight and kill each other's people. Until a landslife happens and the two are trapped in the pit.
Yang: So a book?
Blake: Yes, I'm a novelist. Anyway, as they escape, they accidentally head into a third kindom and are forced to share a room together as the climate is freezing and they are low on provisions.
Yang: A novelist eh? I would ask for a pen name but-
Blake: Because of the frost, the knight and the spartan share bedsheets, cuddling together as they soon give into sexual frustrations they kept resisting in the cave. The touch of each other triggering pent up rough sex as they insult each other as the knight pushes down the spartan and-
Yang: -your like to write porn with plot don't you?
Blake: Plot with porn.
Yang: Well I have seen hentai with more character development then some anime.
Blake: You watch hentai?
Yang: Hey now, anime in the streets, hentai in the sheets.
Jaune: LALALALALALA PYRRHA AND I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA!!!
Pyrrha: Jaune. Why are you covering my ears, ah wait, I can't hear you even if I answer. I'm sorry.
Yang: Oh shit I forgot about them!
Mistletoe mayhem
Nora: Renny!
Ren: Yes?
Nora: Look up!
Ren: Nora, I don't have to look up to know that's a mistletoe. You do the same thing every year-
Nora: Shut up Ren.
(Nora smooches Ren on the cheek before taking off the headband)
Nora: I'm the one that's supposed to be chatty. Don't take my role silly boy!
Jaune: S-so bold.
Pyrrha: T-truly. I'm not sure if Nora shameless or admirable.
Jaune: Admirable?
Pyrrha: Um! The fact that Nora uh, was so casual about kissing someone! I would be embarrased if I did that!
Jaune: You have a crush? Who?
Pyrrha: UM!
Nora: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Pyrrha: NORA!
Jaune: K-kiss...
Ren: I have the camera.
Pyrrha: REN!
Jaune: Uhhh...
Nora: I think we broke the leader! I know what will snap the unconsious bolde princess out of it! Ren!
Ren: On it.
(Ren somehow fishes out fishing rod out of his pocket, get it?)
Pyrrha: How is that even possible?!
Nora: Hey Pyr~ Look at what's over Jaune-Jaune's head.
Pyrrha: Ren! When did you add the mistletoe to the fishing rod?!
Nora: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Pyrrha: Nora shut up!
Ren: Pyrrha, you know the rules.
Pyrrha: U-ugh.
Ren: Do you?
Pyrrha: Yeah...yes, I do know. But can't you make an exception?
Jaune: Y-Y-you don't have to if you don't want to Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Jaune?
Nora: Oh no! Leader is sad!
Pyrrha: Sad?! Why?!
Ren: ...How dense.
Nora: I can tell you! Someone hurt the leader's feelings!
Pyrrha: I swear I'll track this person down! Nora, tell me who hurt Jaune!
Nora: Well...it's a bit hard to say this but-
Ren: Pyrrha, Pyrrha Nikkos hurt Jaune.
Nora: Blunt!
Pyrrha: Thank you! I'll swear I will smack some sense into Pyrrha Nik...
Nora: Now she gets it.
Pyrrha: What?! How did I hurt Jaune?
Ren: You were so determined not to kiss Jaune. He thinks you hate him.
Pyrrha: But I don't hate Jaune!
Ren: Then kiss him.
Pyrrha: LIE REN, I SEE THAT SMIRK!!!
Nora: Jaune-Jaune, don't worry about big mean Pyrrha, there are lots of fish in the sea. Oh your hair is so fluffy, I wanna pet it later!
Pyrrha: Wh-wha? But, but!
Ren: If you don't hate him then do what you have to do, my arms are quite tired from holding up the mistletoe.
Pyrrha: ...Alright alright!
(Pyrrha quickly pecks Jaune on the cheek before scrambing away, crouching down in a corner)
Nora: YES!!! Arkos is sailing!
Ren: The results of our hard work are satisfactory.
Jaune: No way...I just got...
Ren: And she broke him.
Pyrrha: I k...I just kiss...I just...
Nora: And he broke her.
Ren and Nora: Well, at least there is progress.
Christmas dinner
Jaune: ...
Ren: Jaune, it won't hurt you.
Jaune: Turkey is evil!
Noea: Come on Jaune-Jaune! I only exploded the thanksgiving turkey one time!
Ren: You lucky she doesn't do it everytime we eat anything bird related either.
Jaune: Egg bombs!
Pyrrha: That was only on halloween.
Nora: And it was fun!
Ren: And it gave you multiple detentions.
Jaune: Sprouts!
NPR: Agreed.
Jaune: See!
Ren: Sprouts are an exception.
Phyrra: I wouldn't be surprised if grimm were the ones who created sprouts.
Nora: I hate sprouts as much as I love pancakes so that doesn't count.
Jaune: But, but-
Ren: Jaune, there is no need to be afraid of food.
Santa claus
Santa?: Everybody have a very merry Christmas!
Santa?: AHAHAHA!!! Oh the presents people get are amazing! I nealry filled up the fifth bag!
Santa?: Pfffft! Seriously, no one has caught me ever since I started decades ago, even Beacon is a piece of cake!
Santa?: I mean, teenagers still recieve gifts? Not to mention the gifts have to be super high quality, Beacon has to be the best place to rob! I also won't be caught right away thanks to this costume.
Santa?: That Roman Torhwick shitted on my idea to take the Christmas presents from the people, so I replaced all his gifts with shit! Haha, I wonder what he'll do once he uses shampoo, I replaced all the contents with shit too!
(Santa?, enters through one of the rooms)
Santa?: Tch, Beacon doesn't gove their students presents? Even Atlas gives their students a pack of cookies.
Santa?: Well, I have encountered some places where the parents haven't given the children their presents yet, for wasting my time I'll draw on these guy's faces! Mwahaha!
Jaune: Santa, is that you? Oh my Oum!
Santa?: Uh, y-yes! I am santa.
Jaune: OH MY OUM YOU REALLY ARE REAL-
Santa?: Shut up kid, sorry but you'll wake up your team too.
Jaune: O-oh yeah, your wife will give you hell if she knows I found you.
Santa?: Right, so...oh, tell you what kid. You've been a bad kid lately, but I'll give you a present anyway.
Jaune: R-really? I cheated my way into Beacon though...
Santa?: [This kid broke into Beacon and lives his days out as a student? How the hell? Hey, at least I'll get a few laughs out of this, with one of my poop plushies!]
Jaune: S-so what is my present?
Santa?: Well, it's a plushie I made myself! [Mwahaha! Let me see your despair kid!]
Jaune: Waaaah!!! My first present from Santa! Thank you, thank you thank you!
Santa?: [Uh, you alright in the head kid?]
Santa?: Hey kid, what did you wish for anyway, I never got it.
Jaune: Ah right, I fell asleep right after I wrote it! Sorry. You already gave me what I want anyway!
Santa?: Oh?
Jaune: Y-yeah. Let me show you the letter.
Santa?: "I want to meet santa".
Jaune: Uh-huh! You see. I'm really cowardly, I shouldn't actually be in Beacon but you already know that. I never asked for anything out of you before because I was afraid I would get coal instead.
Santa?: I see... Haven't you ever got anything from your parents?
Jaune: I am supposed to get presents? My parents told me that it's better to give then to take, so I always splot up my Christmas money and gave it to my sisters. I wasn't able to give enough though...
Santa?: Not enough?
Jaune: Yeah, I couldn't make money no matter how hard I tried to keep my sisters happy, I always splot it evenly among us but the amount was so little they were dissapointed and thought I kept alot more money for myself.
Santa?: Sounds tough kid...how many sisters did you spilt your monet with?
Jaune: Seven.
Santa?: ...what?
Jaune: Seven, it was hard to make money for my sisters. I couldn't even make enough money for the person I once loved...
Santa?: The person you onced love?
Jaune: Uh, yeah. I don't really talk about it but I can talk to you for some reason. I once fell in love, I really loved her down to my last bone, as soon as I could I left my family to make money, she kept asking and asking and asking. I kept giving and giving and giving.
Santa?: So you left her after she made unreasonable demands.
Jaune: No, I uh. Kept giving her money to show my loyalty. However she was saving up to run away from her family to a different kingdom...alongside another man.
Santa?: ...
Jaune: So that's why. I am saving up to repay what gramps has done for me, I've given my teamates presents as well though, they looked so surprised and happy!
Santa?: [This kid. He's like me. Hasn't recieved a single gift in his life but always expected to give gifts...unlike me however, he is still innocent, no he isn't innocent. This kid has experienced so much but he has hope, hope that one day someone will...]
Santa: Tell you what boy. You've been bad this year, but overall you've done your fair share of handing out the Christmas spirit throughout your life.
Jaune: Hm?
Santa: Tada! A signature from Santa himself! These are pretty hard to come across so treasure it.
Jaune: Woah! Seriously?!
Santa, without a doubt in Jaune's mind: Also kid, have this!
Jaune: "Tokyo mirage sessions #FE" for the new console! Waaaah this hasn't even come out yet!
BRIIIIIING BRIIIIIING BRIIIIING
Jaune: Eh? Pyrrha's scroll alarm?
Santa: Well, that's my queue to leave kid. Take good care, I'll get you an even better present if you do a good job at school.
Jaune: Eh, so soon. Bye Santa, I can't keep you cooped up here forever.
Santa: And out the window I go! [You know what. That felt pretty good. Even better then the satisfaction of taking from those who don't deserve it. I know! I'll take presents from those who don't need it and give it to people who need a merry Christmas! I'm an evil genius! Mwahaha!]
Pyrrha: Hm? Oh it's time. Ren, nora wakey wakey.
Ren: I'm up, I'm up. No need to poke me with Akouò.
Nora: Ph-ew! I was about to have a dream were we ran out of maple syrup!
Jaune: Eh, guys. Why are you all up?
Pyrrha: Jaune, where did you get those?
Jaune: Oh, these three things were given to me by Santa! I told you he was real!
Nora: Aha! See Renny! Santa is real!
Pyrrha: Hm...well, I won't pry on it any further, it doesn't matter.
Jaune: Um, so why did you alarm go off anyway?
Nora: So we can give you your Christmas gift of course!
Ren: We were quite surprised when you gave us all a present.
Pyrrha: So we wanted to make it up to you Jaune with something only we can provide-
Nora: We got a bunch of action figures modelled after us!
Jaune: EH?!
Ren: A shared project between the famous superhero companies. CD and Larva I think?
Jaune: What?! How?! Didn't we just finish watching Endgame?! And that Captain Marvel movie from CD?
Pyrrha: I had a sponser. They wanted to make more action figures about me, so upon learning I have a pretty strong team, I pulled a lottle strings and got these.
(Pyrrha points to presents wirh colour coded presents, one green, pink, red and yellow)
Nora: Well what are we waiting for! Woooaaaahhh! Mine is about to smack down on something!
Ren: It seems the companies made different poses, like a gacha, however I'm pretty sure our's are one of a kind. Mine is performing a Dance of the rapid current technique.
Pyrrha: Mine is in a battle ready pose, a defencive stance as my hair flows in the wind.
Jaune: Woah! They made me much cooler then I actually look! It's like they know what a Thunder clap and flash looks like even though I've never actually done it!
Ren: ...
Nora: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Jaune: Eh guys?
NPR: [He still doesn't know how stong he is...]
(All the while, Santa watches from a roof)
Santa: I see now. What makes us different kid. You've got friends, good friends. They give you the hope that makes you better then me...
Santa: Your lucky kid. Merry Christmas to you and your team! Mwahaha!!!
And holy crap I actually got this down before Christmas.
Shit now I have to do new year's...ah I'll think of something when the time comes.
Fellow weebs, this is Weeb-san signing out!