Thank you to Alvazu for the suggestion :)
Although, I get the feeling that this isn't as funny as the others.
Warning/s: Slight Yandere!Denmark.
When Norway arrived home that evening, he wasn't expecting to find Denmark sitting in his living room.
"Norway I've been expecting you." Denmark spoke slowly.
"What are you doing in my house?" Norway asked the obvious question.
"That's not important!" Denmark screamed at him. "Where have you been?"
"I was out with England and Romania." Norway explained.
"Oh so you were out with those two again..." Denmark then mumbles some words in Danish that are so indescribably rude the author can't even write them down.
"Wait, what did you just call my friends?" Norway looks offended, how could Denmark call his own friends that?
"Which one of them sent you this message?" Denmark shoved Norway own phone at his face.
"You looked through my phone?"
"Just tell me who sent you this message!"
"'Norway, I'm going to make a gift for you'." Norway read the text message carefully. "I still don't understand."
"How could you not remember what the word 'gift' mean?" Denmark pinch the bridge of his nose, irritated. "And no I'm not talking about poison, I'm talking about the other meaning."
It then finally clicked to Norway.
"By our old gods Denmark! It's in English! It's not even grammatically correct in that context!" Norway groan in irritation.
"How can you be so sure about that?!"
"England sent that message, in English, because he speaks English, he was going to get me a present!"
"Oh." Denmark smiles sheepishly. "Sorry, guess I got a little carried away, I was just trying to look out for you."
Norway sighs in exasperation at the other Scandinavian Nation's antic. "How did you manage to figure out my phone's password?"
Denmark shrugs. "It was quite easy actually, 1262 really?" He smirks.
Norway shakes his head, "I'm going to bed." he really doesn't want to deal with this anymore.
Danish/Swedish/Norwegian = English
Gift = Married