Peneolope Lang: Galactic hero? 14
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The girls wanted to have Spindly Tam train them immediately. But Timmy points out they had to go to Fairy world immediately, as they had no time to do otherwise.
...and then the girls smugly have Big Daddy wish up a time barrier around the planet, to freeze time everywhere else until they finish training...
Timmy grumbles, his mood isn't improved when Spindly mistakes him for a girl.
"Enough talk, Now let's begin the montage girls!" Shouts Spindly as he hits his boombox.
Try to be best
'Cause you're only a man
And a man's gotta learn to take it
Timmy and Penlope struggle to squeeze lemons into bowl as MORE lemons are thrown at them...while Betty effortlessly squeezes all the lemons into the bowl while juggling the ones thrown at her...
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
Betty eagerly runs with the 2 large jug of water on her back...Penelope and Timmy pant in agony as they struggle to carry one miniature jug together...
History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed
Betty dose a push-up over an open flame...the other two are running around screaming in agony as they burn...
Never doubt that you're the one
And you can have your dreams!
Betty jumps from limb from limb on the tree...Timmy carries an exhausted Penelope up the first five feet...
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Betty karate chops a log in two, Penelope bruises her hand trying to do likewise...Timmy shatters all the bones in his arm...
Fight 'til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Timmy is rushed to the hospital...
Ah you gotta be proud
Starin' out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
His testicles burn through repeated accidental use of the defibrillator...
Try your best to win them all
And one day time will tell
When you're the one that's standing there
You'll reach the final bell!
"Uh, Master Spindly Tam? Maybe we should cut the montage short?" Asked Betty as Timmy is accidentally stabbed in the groin with a sulfuric acid syringe...repeatedly
You're the best!
Arou-
(song ends)
"Yes, quite right, I agree...we should also shut off that camera, the poor boy is in pain...
(Spindly tam goes to camera, Brief sight of naked Timmy attacked by a tentacle monster in the background...before everything fizzles out to static...)
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Song is 'Your the best' by joe esposito
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