"Wow, you sure know how to fuck an ass, my child." Butter Astolfo commented while rubbing his ravaged ass.
Ed didn't hear this, as he had passed out from busting such a mighty nut.
"...Well then, I guess I should be off."
Butter Astolfo left the area and went out in search of Heretics or whoever else was in need of some ass expanding justice.
Jerry walked into the scene, dusting himself off. He noticed that Ed and Eddy were unconscious. Double D and the Spies were nowhere to be seen either.
"Um...hmm. I'm tired too, so…" Jerry said to himself.
Jerry decided to pass out right there, for no rhyme or reason. He fell asleep almost immediately, falling face-first on the ground with a thud. Jerry started to snore.
Well, that accomplished nothing.
Meanwhile, the Kankers begin their quest for Double D.
"Should I bring my Buster Sword?" May asked as she pulled out a ridiculously large weapon.
"Where the fuck did you get that?" Lee asked.
"The plot demands it I guess." May said with a shrug.
"Dammit, you already know how we do things! Get rid of that anime shit!" Lee demanded.
"Don't disrespect the plot, Lee!" May yelled.
"The plot is an asshole! Let's get going already, and get rid of that stupid thing!" Marie yelled, hurting our feelings.
"Fine! But you will regret it wh-"
"JUST GET RID OF IT ALL READY!" Lee and Marie yelled in unison.
May sighed with frustration and threw it a few miles away. The thing hurled itself across the whole cup de sac.
Meanwhile, Johnny and Plank had finally gotten home.
"Well, would you look at that buddy, our house survived! Hooray!" Johnny yelled.
Just at that moment, the Buster Sword hit Johnny's house and cut it in half. Must have been a critical hit or something.
"...Oh well, half a house is better than no house!"
Johnny happily ran inside to watch some porn and fall asleep. That's not important, what is important is what the Kankers are doing.
On their quest to find Double D, Marie found sets of footprints stained with cum.
"That's gross, but at least it's some sort of clue!" May exclaimed.
"Looks like they ran that way! Let's find 'em and pummel 'em!" Lee yelled.
"Well, no shit they ran that way! The cum covered… Wait, why are the footprints covered in cum?" Marie asked.
"Don't you know the first rule about mysteries? The only thing that makes sense is that nothing makes sense!" May replied.
"That doesn't make sense!" Marie yelled in frustration.
"Exactly!"
Marie gave May a "your fucking stupid" look and got ready to yell at her again. Just as she was about to though…
"OHH GOD PLEASE! LET ME GOOOOOOO!" Double screamed in the distance.
"Calm down Double D! We know that Blue haired skank might have traumatized you, but I bet a good old fashioned prostate massaging would help that!" Alex suggested.
"Wait, no! Keep your fingers away from my aAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Lee looked over at Marie.
"Sounds like your boyfriend is getting finger fucked."
Marie's face began to turn bright red with rage, as steam started to come out of her ears.
"I'll tear their assholes open as if I were Bluto the Pirate Bitch!" Marie yelled as she rolled up her nonexistent sleeves.
Marie cartoonishly ran into the Forest, following the loud and kinda gross sounds of Double D getting fingered.
"Hey! Wait for us!" Lee yelled, right before following after her.
"Wait for me! I'm not getting left behind!" May added, before also following.
The whacked-out Kankers screamed and ran at the Spies furiously, while the Spies were sticking their fingers inside Double D.
"OOOOOOOHHH STOP! IT FEELS AMAZING BUT IT'S TOO GAY FOR MY GENTLE CHRISTIAN ASSHOLE!" Double D yelled.
"What?! You're still Christain after all this?!" Alex asked, extremely surprised.
"Damn, it looks like we will have to finger you even harder!" Sam added.
Marie finally reached the Spies, crashing into them like a bulldozer being driven by an alcoholic guy who had his license revoked.
"OWWWW! WHAT THE FUCK!?" Alex screamed.
Lee and May finally caught up and saw everyone lying on the ground. More importantly, the Spies still had all of their fingers in Double D's ass.
"OHH GOD! I CAN FEEL THEIR NAILS!" Double D cried out, clearly not happy about the situation.
"Oww, even I can't handle that many fingers!" Lee commented.
"SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIGHT THESE CUNTS!" Marie demanded, as she stood up and got in a fighting position.
"Ohhhhhh, so the bitch brought some backup?! Well girls, looks like it's time for a CATFIGHT!" Sam yelled.
"MEOW!" Clover added.
Everyone cringed at this.
"Goddammit, Clover…" Alex said, more annoyed than anything else.
"Oh fuck you, Alex! At Least I try to make things more fun!"
The Kankers watched as the three argued, all while their fingers were still in Double D's ass.
"PLEASE STOOOOOP!"
"Well, you heard the man. Looks like it's up to us to save your boyfriend's ass, Marie." Lee said.
Marie simply nodded in response.
"Oh! No words, that's how you knew she's REALLY pissed off!" May added.
"PLEASE HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!"
The Kankers wasted no more time and charged at the Spies. Since the Spies refused to take their finger out, the Kankers were forced to dogpile on them. Though, this didn't bother the Spies at all.
"WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAAAAAR!" Alex screamed at the top of her lungs, punching Lee in the head.
The six girls finally started methodically beating the shit out of each other. Double D was caught in the mix, fingers still in his ass.
"STOP FISTING ME! MY ANUS IS TENDEEEEER!" Double D screamed.
"IT'S NOT TOO TENDER FOR WORLDSTAR!" Alex yelled while fighting.
Earrape anime music could be heard as the Spies and Kankers duked it out. Most of the fight consisted of punching and hair-pulling. All the while, the Spies still didn't remove their fingers.
"I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS! PLEASE STOOOOOOP!" Double D begged.
They were too busy fighting to hear him. A couple of hours later Double D was unconscious, yet the girls fought on.
Marie painted with exhaustion as she finally dropped to the ground.
"Alright alright, just hold on a...fuck I'm tired...WHEEEEEZE…" Sam said as she dropped next.
Lee dropped on top of Sam, crushing her a bit.
"This is too much for even WORLDSTAR—" Alex said as she passed out.
"Wow, that sounds like a…" May tried to say, as she too passed out.
"Ha, looks like I won… Yay, I get Double… Double…" Clover attempted to celebrate, as she finally passed out.
It seemed that everyone was now completely out… However, Marie opened one of her eyes and smiled after looking around a bit.
"Holy shit, that actually worked!"
Marie stood up and lifted Double D over her shoulder. Though, she made sure to remove the Spies fingers while doing this, of course.
"Ohh you poor man, those Spies really did a number on your ass. But don't you worry, i'll take good care of you when we get back home."
Marie pulled some rope out and tied it around her sister's legs. She looked over the Spies one more time, then walked away. She made sure Double D didn't fall off her shoulder while crudely dragging her sisters.
A while later, Clover woke up and started to freak out.
"zzzwha...OH..SHIIIIIIIT! ALEX! SAM! WAKE UP NOOOOOW!" Clover yelled in the other spies' ears.
"Argh Christ, that voice of yours never ceases to amaze me…" Sam said sarcastically.
Sams expression quickly changed into one of panic when she started to look around.
"Wait...WHERE'S DOUBLE DEE?!" Sam yelled.
"Relax...I stuck a tracking chip in his ass before the fight. A vibrating tracking chip." A very sleepy Alex said as she cuddled next to a very lucky raccoon.
"Ah ha ha ha. She's letting me touch her boobs." The Racoon said to himself… Wait what?
"Good thinking Alex! And here I thought black women were…"
Clover stopped herself when she noticed how pissed Alex was already getting.
"Stay focused girls! We need to get our Double D back!" Sam intervened.
Alex immediately calmed down.
"You're right! LET'S GO GET OUR MAN BACK!"
The three went off to, well, get Double D back. The raccoon was left behind, but he didn't care. He got to touch boobies.
"I AM THE TITTY MASTER." The raccoon said in animal language to himself as he grabbed a stick and pretended to do a He-Man pose.