Chapter 15
Epilogue
Lincoln: The end.
(Lincoln finishes the story. Everyone cheers.)
Lucy: Another great retelling, brother.
Lynn Sr: Yeah, well told sport.
Luna: I still like the wise, old mentor dude. Even as a young Padawan, she was rockin'. Shame she lost her mentor though. But you can't have Star Wars without a wise, old mentor death.
Lincoln: Yep, and the young mentor Character from the sequels was one of the highlights of the movie.
Lucy: Even though the empress hasn't revealed herself yet, I liked her apprentice. Dark and dangerous.
Lily: Poo! Poo! (I like the space monsters!)
Lisa: Nice to see the small, white and blue, mechanical being was still in there to see the young pilot through the space battle.
Lori: And at least that weird frog guy, wasn't nearly as annoying as he was in the actual movie.
Rita: It was a good retelling.
Lana: I don't the, I felt the story was weak. Matthiamore did a way better job.
Luna: Wait a minute, hold up, Lans. Don't rain on the Guys parade…he did a good job writing this.
Lana: Oh sure. No offense to Bloodbottler giant..it's not like he had much to work with.
Lola: I agree. I mean the evil Imperial leader's just a little kid in this one.
Luna: Now that's a bit unfair, little dude. You have to have a back story to explain everything. The leader didn't just spring out in full armor to rule the Galaxy will a mechanical hand.
Lola: (huffs) Please, your only defending the story cause you're the authors favorite.
Luna: I am not! I happen to think he did a decent job…(prideful) But I am his favorite.
Lana: Well I'm Matthiamore's favorite. Whatcha gotta say to that. Just like the sequels, his story is better and came out first.
Luan: Hold on, I agree with Luna. No offense to Matthiamore's story, but our retelling hasn't been parodied before. Bloodbottler giant had to come up with a lot of the jokes from scratch. I speak, from personal experience…it ain't easy.
Rita and Lynn Sr: Girls that's enough! Both authors did a good job.
Lincoln: Yeah, they each brought a unique take on a classic story. Besides the story gets better.
(Lincoln turns to the audience.)
Lincoln: Seriously we better end this before it gets all biting and punching. See you all next time!
The End.
Well there's the Phantom Menace with Loud House Characters! More Characters to be included in the sequels. And I thought it'd be a fun Easter egg, since everyone always compare Episodes I through III with IV through VI, to have Luna (My favorite) and Lana (Matthiamore's favorite) to debate on who did a better job, sequels or prequels and it seems that their roommate's agree. Till next time.