Hello!

Let's get down to business. I don't like how this fic is set up. No, I'm not changing how it's written, I'm talking about how short they are.

See, its come to my attention by many of you that my chapters are too short. Which, okay, yeah, they are. I weep at myself at times and ask myself; "why the fuck would you do this?"

And the answer?

Even if I'm not done with the full chapter I wanted to give you all something to chew on.

Evidently enough, that isn't working. Some of you have been very polite about pointing this out, and I thank you so much for it. The amount of support this stupid plot bunny has gotten is very, VERY much appreciated and I can't thank you enough for it.

And while I don't want to make a scene about this one review by a guest that honestly made my hackles raise, that review was the final tipping point that made me realize "huh, I guess some people would rather wait" and that's...something.

Thus, I'm going to be re-uploading every thing under a different work. Fanfic? I don't know, its just going to be the same anyway. The chapter count is going to decrease but I assure you ALL the content is still there. You'll see what I mean when I actually post it (after I edit some parts of it which, honestly, I should have done because apparently I wasn't able to mesh the two worlds enough to make sense - yeah I'm still kinda bitter about those two guest reviews. Sorry!)

I'm also taking this time to inform you all...uh, rather critical fanfiction readers: I'm a TEEN. If you want to tell me that there's something wrong with what I'm writing go right ahead, but please be aware that, as a young impressionable person I'm absolutely petty enough to ignore your well-meaning review if it basically says "it sucks, fix it" in fancier words. Please add something for me to fix, some bullet points for me to focus on. Literally anything works. Advice, don'ts and do's, etc.

One last tiny thing. May I remind, again, this is very crack, a plot bunny, and a product of plenty bad decisions and a need to practice my writing skills. This is also written for free. There was no specific plot set for this kind of bullshit, and I'm winging things as I go. I mean that literally. If you guys want to suggest stuff that might happen DM away but for the most part I'm just letting the story write itself. If that's not your cup of tea, you're free to read anything else. I wouldn't even know.

TL:DR shit

I'm gonna be uploading the chapters as the long, completed versions of themselves. Updates will become VERY slow, sometimes spanning months before I post a goddamn chapter. I'm busy, and I'm writing several other fics. This is not my main focus, but its there when I need to release stress. I'm going to complete this even if it kills me, but expect it to be a very very slow process.