Yeah, I didn't just forget Jolyne and Gyro, I FORGOT VIOLET AND KIRBY! I AM SO SICK! WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF WITH A MILLION CHARACTERS STARRING IN ONE FANFIC?!
After everyone in Class 1-A had finished the Finals with only Mina and Denki failing, they then realized two of their own had not been present during the tests. Turns out, Violet was with her family dealing with a Trigger Dealing while also helping out the Legendary Vigilante Trio of The Slider, Pop-Step, and Knuckleduster. Meanwhile, with Kirby, he had actually been training with his father, Meta Knight and surrogate uncle/big brother/best friend, the redeemed Villain, King Dedede.
Luckily for them, Aizawa allowed them both to pass since they had progressed well. Karen pointed out why she was the only one of her family who had to take the tests and Violet pointed out she hadn't actually faced real-life experienced enemies yet, which her sister begrudgingly accepted.
Currently, everyone was finishing up for the day at school as Tooru suddenly came up with an idea.
"Hey, guys! Why don't we all go to the Mall together?"
"Alright! I mean, we worked pretty hard in the Finals for that Summer Camp!" Mina cheered excitedly while holding hands with an equally excited Olivia.
"That sounds good to me!" Izuku added in with a smile as everyone looked at him and Ochako with teasing looks.
"Maybe you and Uraraka can take this as a date, Hmm~?" Angel said in a sing-song voice as the two blushed in embarrassment while Eri, Nezuko, Kanna, and Kirby were very excited to go.
"Family trip! Family trip!"
"Poyo! Poyo!"
"Yay!" Kanna cheered, but due to her soft-spoken voice, it came off as sleepily, which everyone found adorable.
"Feh, whatever..." Ryuma grumbled with annoyance as Katakiri slapped his friend upside the head with a scolding look.
"Be nice, Ryuma."
"Besides, what's the worst that can happen?" Kaido II asked while leaning back in his seat with a pencil balanced on his nose.
"Don't say that, Kaido!" Oujiro said in exasperation.
"Why not?"
"Because in stories like these, when people say something like that, something bad always happens!"
"He's got a point, ya know?" Jolyne added.
"Come on, we're a hundred-man strong. I'm sure we can handle whatever comes our way." Tiger stated. Everyone felt a little reassured but still nervous about any potential threats or incidents that may occur. As for Ben, he was looking at his hands, which were twitching nervously as his finger rapidly tapped on his desk silently.
"I got a bad feeling about all this..."
French Narrator: Later...
The group of Class 1-A arrived at Kiyashi-Ward Shopping Mall. Everyone was pretty excited as they all split up into different groups to check out their own things.
Shanks II and Viper went to a nearby restaurant to have a little dinner date. Olivia went to the bookstore and ended up dragging Katsuki along with Gyro, Momo, and Shoto following them. Kyouka, Denki, Jolyne, and Fumikage decided to check out a music store and Ben headed over to a video game store with Sero, Denki, Violet, Penny, and Karen trailing after him. Katakiri went to a small pretzel shack with Mina, Kouji, Sato, and Tsuyu in tow while Oujiro, Stone, Tooru, and Hinata frequented a nearby ramen stand.
"Okay, Eri, what do you want to do?" Izuku asked gently as Eri was holding his and Ochako's hands with Kirby, Nezuko, and Kanna linked with her and each other. A few people even took pictures at the adorable little 'train' they formed.
"Ice cream!" Eri cheered when she noticed a nearby ice cream parlor. Izuku smiled and gave Ochako some money to pay for herself and the young ones as they headed into the parlor. The son of Ace then sat down with a content sigh before he perked up to see a strange hooded figure standing by him.
"Hey, aren't you Portgas D. Izuku, the UA Super Rookie?"
"You can call me that. I also answer to Gol D. Izuku or Midoriya D. Izuku, if you want to address me as such." Izuku said calmly with a glare towards the figure, already guessing who it was by the voice alone.
"Wow! This must be fate! I feel like we were destined to meet each other...Right, Son of Fire Fist?"
"Tomura Shigaraki..."
"Bingo! So glad you remember me! Now, I don't wanna start a fight here, so I figure we could just talk. If anyone asks, let's just tell 'em we're friends. Oh, and don't try anything funny, my Quirk is pretty dangerous, you know."
"I think I recall that you need to touch something with your hands in order for it to work."
"Wow, you really are smart. And here I thought you were just another pretty face. Now listen here, there are lots of things bugging me right now...and the Hero Killer Stain is on the top of that list!" Tomura sneered.
"So you mean to tell me he wasn't with your little crew?"
"Yeah, and just because we were seen together, the media is making it out that he's one of our guys! Sure, people are seeing him as the next Adolf Hitler because he killed that stupid brother of Ingenium, but my Nomu that I let loose on the city, they don't even get a passing mention! Meanwhile, you and your friends are getting more and more popular with each passing day! The UA Invasion, my Nomu, the Sports Festival, EVERYONE is talking about how great you all are...it seriously pisses me off!"
Izuku stared directly into the manchild's bloodshot eyes and exhumed a small wave of Conqueror's Haki out of anger that he would dare mention Tenya's name in contempt. Tomura almost faltered but managed to stand his ground and swallow the lump forming in his throat from the threatening gaze directed at him.
"Don't you dare insult my late classmate. Tenya died a Hero saving someone's life from Stain's misguided rage. I admit that I feel anger and hatred towards the Hero Killer for murdering my friend, but I can understand his motives somewhat...he just went about them the wrong way. In a way, he was kind of like me, we both looked up to All-Might and wanted to change the world in our own way...but he fell off the path while I had people to help keep me going."
Tomura listened intently to everything Izuku said before scowling at the mention of All-Might's name, clenching his fist tightly before his eyes widened in epiphany.
"Wait...All-Might...that's it! It all comes back to All-Might! I get it now! We just have to murder that pathetic Symbol of Peace and then EVERYONE will know our names!" The maniac cackled as Izuku kept his glare trained on him.
"You're welcome to try, you scumbag."
Tomura grit his teeth at the insult before a worried 'Poyo' caught their ears and they turned to see Ochako, Eri, Nezuko, Kanna, and Kirby all looking worried at them.
"P-Papa?"
"Deku?"
"Ochako-Chan...please take the little ones and go!" Izuku said in a commanding, worried tone as Tomura chuckled, putting a hand to Izuku's neck while keeping his pinky raised.
"No, come on now, we were just having a little talk, weren't we... 'PAL'?" Izuku grit his teeth and was prepared to use Conqueror's Haki once more to get the Villain off him when two different waves came in. Tomura paled in terror at the combined force of two shows of willpower as he felt cold steel pressed to his throat and noticed a butterfly comb knife pressed to his neck before a finger was pushed to his temple.
"Surprised? We were here since you two started the conversation. Unlucky for you that Ben has a [Danger Detection] Quirk." Ryuma sneered as Tomura turned nervously to see Ben holding his fingers in the shape of a gun to his head.
"Your Daddy says H-" Ben pushed his finger closer and Tomura winced in panic.
"Don't you DARE call him my FATHER. I can blow your fucking brains out and when everyone sees your ugly face, they'll throw me a fucking parade...so, want to flip the coin and pick how your gonna die?"
Tomura knew he was outnumbered as he let go of Izuku, who hugged Eri, Nezuko, and Kanna while Kirby ran over to Ben and hugged his leg fearfully. Ryuma then leaned into the Villain's ear and whispered dangerously.
"Tell your boss that we're coming for his head and that he can't escape the Will of D. when he incurs its wrath."
With those words burning in his head, Tomura made his escape like a rat fleeing a sinking ship. Izuku was consoling his 'daughters' while Ben picked up Kirby and ruffled his hair.
"You were a good boy, Kirby."
"Poyo!" The pink-haired 10-year old chirped happily. Ochako went to call the police about Tomura being present. Izuku was questioned by the cops about what Tomura said to him and after everything was cleared up, Toshinori rushed in with a worried expression on his face.
"Young Midoriya, I'm sorry that I wasn't there to help. Had I known that the Villains from the USJ were infiltrating the Mall, I would have rushed right over!"
Izuku smiled at his mentor for his concern. "It's okay, Toshinori-Sensei. I'm just glad Ryuma and Ben were there to have my back when they did. Even with my flames, I doubt I'd have been able to react in time to avoid getting killed."
Toshinori nodded in understanding, proud that his successor had such noble friends and that Ben was proving to be better than his evil father by stepping in to help his classmates. The blonde skeletal man then perked up as he took out a card and handed it to Izuku.
"I almost forgot, I wanted to give this pass to the I-Expo. I figured that you earned it due to all your hard work."
"Oh, that's okay, I already got one from Uncle Franky but I'll give this one to Ochako-Chan."
Toshinori chuckled before a car pulled up and Izuku braced himself as his three little siblings charged out and tackled him into a hug, all of them crying their eyes out in worry as Bonney stepped out from the drivers seat, giving Toshinori a nod which he returned as she went to check up on her oldest son.
"BIG BROTHER, WE THOUGHT YOU GOT HURT!" The triplets cried as Izuku laughed awkwardly while hugging his sobbing siblings as best he could. He was then helped up by Bonney as she hugged him, glad to know he was alright.
"I'm so glad that you're safe."
"Hey, I have a lot of amazing friends, Mom."
Bonney then perked up as she backed away. "Also, I need to tell you something important; We're moving."
"What? Did someone try to attack our home?"
"No, we're moving to the Piece of Spadille ship, which will be in Airship mode over UA High. I figured that could benefit you since your Principal told me that he plans to erect a dorm system soon for your classmates."
"I see..." Izuku replied, nodding his head in understanding.
"I will also be joining you on the ship, Young Midoriya!... Because my apartment had to be torn down to make way for a wildlife preserve." Toshinori added in awkwardly as Izuku, his mother, and siblings all had a good laugh, which the Symbol of Peace ended up joining in on soon enough.
*Omake Time: Tomura Pisses on the Moon!*
After the incident at the Mall, Tomura had been called in by 'Sensei', who wanted to tell him something important that he had a right to know...and needless to say, he was more pissed off than he was already feeling. The rest of his Villain Recruits tried to ask him what's wrong, but he ignored them and called in a favor from the Doctor, Daruma Ujiko, to hack into the closest city's communication network so he could broadcast his anger.
"I've come to make an announcement: All-Might is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Grandma. That's right, he took his stupid, fuckin' smiling dick out and he pissed on my fucking GRANDMA! And he said his dick was 'THIS BIG'-" As he said that, he imitated All-Might's voice in a mocking way before continuing his rant.
"-And I said, 'that's disgusting'! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: All-Might, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!"
Making an explosion sound with his mouth, Tomura moved the camera recording him to show the genitals of one of the special 'High-End' Nomu that Dr. Ujiko was working on.
"That's right, baby! All points, no smiles, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"
On the Piece of Spadille, Izuku was watching this with his mother, siblings, and Ochako and right now, the older ones were covering the ears and eyes of the younger ones to make sure they didn't hear or see the gruesomeness that was going on.
"He fucked my Grandma, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS!" With those words, Tomura fired a beam of golden energy from an experimental cannon of Dr. Ujiko's own design called 'The Last Resort'...but instead of at a nearby city, he shot it into the sky, directly aiming for the moon.
"Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
In a flash of light, a good chunk of the moon was reduced to atoms by the laser blast as everyone on Earth looked at the spectacle in shock, awe, horror, or a mixture of all three.
"He's taking this better than I expected." All for One said calmly as he witnessed the event from his medical bed as Ujiko sweat-dropped.
"You call this better, old friend?"
Meanwhile, in a secluded area of a nearby forest, a huge mountain of a man snorted as he felt a brief disturbance before passing it off as nothing and falling back to sleep.
"How do you like that, TRUMP?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!" Tomura cackled as he brought his face up to the camera before it suddenly cut off due to Spinner and Magne smashing it on the account that countless children were probably scarred by the whole spectacle, however, the recorder was saved and all could hear Tomura's voice as he threw in his final piece
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPULETS hit the fucking Earth! now get the hell out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Yup, I wanted to add this in. I had it in the original version of this fic and I'm having it in this revamp now. Love it? Hate it? WHO CARES, IT'S FUNNY AND MAKES NO SENSE AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE IT!
Next Time: Beginning of the Two Heroes Saga!