"Wait. What are we doing?" Sora asked, dressed up in winter gear.
"Uh... Skiing?" Axel raised an eyebrow. "What did you think we were doing?"
"Lunch?" Sora said, uncertainly. "I mean... You kept talking about pizza and french fries..."
"You didn't find it suspicious when we took a chairlift up a frozen mountain?" Axel asked.
"I figured the restaurant was at the top," Sora shrugged.
"The fact that everyone is wearing skis, including you?"
"I thought they were weird snow boots," Sora defended.
Axel stared at him. "Is it just me, or are you getting dumber?"
"It's a comedy skit, my lack of intelligence is exaggerated," Sora explained. "Uh, is it just me, or am I moving?" he noticed he was starting to slide down the mountain.
Axel's eyes widened. "Quick, Sora, pizza!"
"Where?" Sora asked but it was too late. Gravity had taken effect and he started unintentionally speeding down the mountain."
"Uh oh," Axel muttered to himself. "That won't end well..."
(XXX)
Weiss was skating on a frozen lake. She just done a perfect figure eight before spinning through the air. "Ah, this is perfect," she sighed to herself. "Just what I needed; some time to myself. No teammates, no father, and no Sora trying way too hard to be friends!" It was at that moment, Weiss had jinxed herself.
"PIZZAAAAAAA!" A familiar voice shouted. Weiss turned just in time for Sora to crash into her. The two tumbled off screen in a comedic fashion.
Dazed, Weiss shook her head and looked up to see Sora lying on top of her.
"Hey, Weiss," Sora grinned as if this was totally normal.
Weiss' face grew red. "You DOLT!" She yelled. "Get off me so I can stab you!"
"Uh, about that?" Sora's face grew concerned. "I can't move."
Weiss blinked. "What?" From her limited position she could see that both their heads were stick out of a snow bank, but that shouldn't be hard for someone like Sora to break out of. But then the snow fell off to reveal both Sora and Weiss' lower bodies were encased in ice.
"So..." Sora began awkwardly. "We're obviously stuck here for a while until someone finds us. How have you been?"
Weiss so wished her arms were free so she could face-palm.