Chapter 16
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So are we all just gonna ignore that someone just tweeted from Kid Flash's account
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Yah know
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THE OG KID FLASHES ACCOUNT
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Like new KF said that he wouldn't use his account so like?
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IS HE NOT MISSING IN ACTION ANYMORE?!
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NIGHTWING WE WANT ANSWERS
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So like Nightwing wanna like idk maybe tell US WHAt the HECK IS GOING ONNN
Potato head
YOOOO
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I THINK KF AIN't DED NO MOREEE
Trending:
#supermartian
#KFconspiracy
#KIDFLASHAINTDED
Buzzfeed News BuzzfeedOfficial ✓
The world is going through shock after seeing a tweet of the "MIA" superhero Kid Flash. Read more here.
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Was Kid Flash ever dead or was it just a big hoax. Find out more on the G. Gordon Godfrey show.
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Hey Godfrey
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F off
Red Hood ihatebatman
Never thought i'd say this… but i agree with Nightwing
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KINDLY F*CK OFF YOU PEACE OF SHIT
Peter piper
So like 1. F off Gordon
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2. What do you mean "never thought i'd say this" I thought you two were married ;)
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Ahhh yes
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Indeed we WERE
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We got a divorce.
Peter piper
Who got custody of robin
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Robin who got custody?
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Nightwing got custody cuz he doesn't kill but I sneak out to say hi
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Aww rats
Peter piper
lmao
PM:
Fast Guy: DICK IM PANICKING HELP ME
*cackles*: how do I know it's you…
Fast Guy: idk, but I'm in a batburger
Fast Guy: I'm actually right outside your apartment…
*cackles*: hold on I'm coming to get you
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Guys, I know that things are going crazy rn (1/?)
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But to lighten the mood I've decided to just say a few things that have happened in Gotham recently (2/?)
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Which is not a sentence I thought I'd ever say… (3/?)
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The riddler was robbing a bank and Red Hood shows up. (4/?)
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The riddlers about to ask a riddle but Hood interrupts him (5/?)
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The rest of the convo goes like this (6/?)
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Hood: what is considered a punishment as a child, but a gift as an adult
Riddler: *about to answer*
Hood: death
Riddler: that not right
Hood: *shoots him* (7/?)
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Then Batman showed up and saved riddler (8/9)
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My point is basically Red Hood is gen z and you can't change my mind (9/9)
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Guys we've been over this i'm an imortallll
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How many time to I have to tell you
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Oh yeah…
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WAIT
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YO RED HOOD I GOT A QUESTION PLS DON'T KILL ME
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Yee
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So like Batman hasn't screamed at you since your fight
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What happened?
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I ripped out his vocal cords so he couldn't talk to me
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I-
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Yeah ok sure
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:)
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Uhhhh
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Well this is awkward
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In honor of og Kid Flash possibly coming back I would like to bring back these gems.
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*video begins with Robin doing a peace sign. KF runs up to Miss M. "OMG MISS M IS THAT THE WEED!" "It's gushers…" "IM CALLING THE POLICE!" This time Superboy responds, "KF… thats a microwave…" video ends with Robin cackling and KF grinning*
What are those
Imma just give us a throwback to these tweets…
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Robin and I are literal idiots but at least we like John Mulaney
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IF ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JOHN MULANEY THERE WILL BE A FIGHT
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Anyways…
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We put together John Mulaney quotes as people from the team….
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Its great….
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Aqualad: "and I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing"
Robin: "And I was like "thanks, I'm nine"
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Wally: "sometimes, people would say "what do you think you're doing?... They didn't actually wanna know my thought process"
Superboy: "You know how I'm filled with rage?"
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Miss M: "Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you"
Artemis: "Your opinion doesn't matter in elementary school either"
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We will now be going into hiding to avoid being murdered.
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Adios y'alll
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He best be alive again
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I hope he is." Dick read. Wally was laying on his couch resting. He had a million missed phone calls from Bruce, but he didn't want to answer. He just wanted to sit there and make sure Wally didn't disappear into thin air. Dick closed his eyes. Wally was back. Wally was really back. Wally was back, Jason was back. His life was going well, too well. Maybe this wasn't even real. But he wanted it to be. Dick got up and sad down next to where Wally was laying on the couch. Please be real was what he kept repeating to himself as he drifted off to sleep.
Sorry for not updating a lot very recently. Thanks for being patient y'all. So as always, pls review and give me feed back on what y'all wanna see. There's gonna be some saucey stuff next chapter with Wally so yeet.
Hope y'all enjoy!