"An, an island?" Saya says. Here we see our travelers getting off a boat, which they managed to find, and looking onwards to a beach.
"How did we end up here?" Saya asks. Her hair mimicing a question mark.
"I can explain." Tenya says.
For the audience we show a crudely drawn commentary for Tenya.
"We got on a boat, which we luckily found, but since we didn't have have a map we went to the nearest Island. And since the undead can't exactly swim we figured this is the proper shelter." Tenya said while unintentionally doing a robotic dance.
"I KNOW THAT! And where did this commentary come from?" Saya asks. Her hair also curls upwards into devil horns and then into crude hands scratching her head in a confused manner.
"Oh come on Saya, look at this place. It's beautiful, and we got it all to ourselves." Rei says. "I agree. We even have a building up ahead to use as shelter." Ochaco says.
"Really?" Arisu and Kanna Sync.
"Oh hell yeah! Let's go!" Takashi says.
"Right." Izuku says.
(A little bit later)
"Man, i can't believe our luck. This is great." Takashi says. Instead of a speedo he wore a pair of swimming shorts that Izuku had. Izuku himself was wearing his spare pair of shorts along with his breathing mask.
Kohta on the other hand, had the Cock sock.
Bakugo had shorts and sandals on.
Tenya is in his UA swimming uniform.
And Rei's father, who joined the group earlier along with Takashi's mother and Reka, was wearing jorts. Not even embarrassed.
"We couldn't find any food aside from the water but hey, the merchandise is pretty sexy here." Kohta says.
"You got that right!" Bakugo proudly pronounced.
"Oh god! Don't tell me we have another Mineta!" Izuku said out loud.
Instead of blowing up shit like usual. Bakugo began to freak out.
So Tenya and Rei's father, Moto for now, decided to help him. "Who's Mineta?" Takashi asks. "A Perverted Midget." Izuku, Tenya, and Bakugo synced.
"Yeah, it's a wonder why he is in this school." Ochaco says who was in a brown bikini and silk skirt peice.
The others were in their attire from the real OVA while Tohru was in her Strawberry Bikini and Kanna was in her onsie. Reka was in a purple bikini. And Takashi's mother, Ms. Komuro, had on a white one piece.
"Thank you! But if he wants to dig his own grave then let him. He's going to get killed by his behavior." Izuku says.
"Anyway we got shelter, water but nothing to eat." Rei asks.
"I'm starting to get hungry too." Marikawa said.
"Same here. Me and Kanna." Arisu says.
Marikawa then begins to lift her chest and drop them.
"If i don't eat soon, they shrink, to Double D."
"Double D." Takashi and Kohta sync whisper. In response Izuku punched the back of their heads.
"DAMMIT I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH ONE DAMNED PERVERT! YOU WANT TO BE HIT BY ME!" Izuku said.
Yes readers. Even our adowable widdle Cinnamon Roll Izuku is done with Mineta's shit.
"Okay! We get it!"
"Now go get food from the island! I am about to break something if anymore bullshit like that happens!" He ranted.
"Hey Deku." Katsuki said. "What!"
"How about a little race to cool off?" Katsuki says.
Little known fact but when Izuku gets mad and wins a race. He feels better then ever and forgets why he was mad in the first place. And a pissed off Izuku is Villain Izuku in a nutshell.
"Fine! Better to be away from these assholes!" Izuku said. His body was already covered in glowing veins and green electricity. He put on sandals and readied himself. Katsuki and surprisingly Tenya joined him.
"Three, two, one. GO!" Ochaco yelled.
In seconds a small tornado of sand is in Izuku's place. Katsuki just stood there with Tenya.
"What's going on?" "I may derive Deku but that's only because mad Izuku is Psychopathathic Megalomaniac Izuku in a nutshell. So a race usually calms him down. After that we'll look for food." Bakugo said.
Soon enough Izuku was back in a better mood and not even tired. "Wooh! What a workout! And i'm not even tired." "Well, i can't say he doesn't look bad when mad that's for sure." Reka says to Shizuka.
"Yeah. We actually spoke with izuku on how his quirk effects his body and guess what. His stamina is so massive that he is practically forced to have a harem without meaning to." Ochaco said to her.
"I wouldn't mind myself." Tohru said with a very perverted grin.
"Me too. Though you gotta ask. Where does that energy come from?" Saya asks.
All of Izuku's (unofficial) harem girls nodded in agreement and wonder.
"Well boys, get to it, we'll be over here waiting." Ms. Komuro says.
Instantly all the guys, except Izuku, were shown crudely drawn and colorless.
Then they were sitting on their knees. "We'll find food for you!" Kohta, Takashi, Izuku, and Tenya synced. Katsuki chuckled and Moto tch'ed at Takashi.
"That's our boys," Rei said.
"Such a couple of men." Saeko says.
(Meanwhile, in the 1A Dorms)
Kirishima was busy making Pancakes for Eri and Kota when he felt an immense amount of pride hit him square in the jaw.
"Midoriya! YOU ARE A TRUE MAN! I AM HAPPY TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A REAL MAN!" He yells. Unbeknownst to him. Tetsutetsu said the same thing.
(Back to our group)
"What do you mean you don't got any food!" Rei yells.
"I couldn't find anything on the island. I looked everywhere too." Takashi said.
"I did find dry leaves at least."
"Sorry we're late." Izuku said. In his hands along with Kohta and Tenya were nets full of fish while Bakugo was holding alot of wood. Rei's father is holding coconuts.
"We were out hunting." Izuku said.
"My goodness! So much food!" Reka says.
"Wow! You guys are amazing! Especially you big brother!" Arisu says.
Izuku could feel his heart being peirced by cuteness.
"Oh its nothing. Kohta and me attended Survival courses, Tenya did cause he wanted to, and Bakugo was bored. Mr Moto didn't mind helping too." Izuku explained.
"Awesome!" Tohru said.
"Well what you prefer ladies? A useless normal boy? Or a useful child and fat geek?" Saya quips.
Takashi had a Aura of depression around his body.
(Some, time, later)
The scene changes to night as the group minus the children and the parents all gathered around by a fire.
"Wow!" Marikawa says.
"Oh i could eat them up right now!" Ochaco says.
"Where are Alice and Kanna?" Rei asked.
"They went to forage with Mom and Mr Moto. And Tohru went to go find a couple pigs in the next country over. She is a dragon after all." Takashi answered.
"That explained her absence. What about Kacchan and Tenya?" Izuku asked.
"They headed to the mainland in their Hero Costumes to scavenge for supplies in the apartments." Ochaco answered.
"Oh i Thought it was because he finally noticed he was a little bitch and ran away?" Kohta said.
Everyone began laughing.
Soon enough everyone began to stare in the fire as the Hydrangea leaves took effect.
Marikawa rubbed her eyes.
"Oh, maybe I'm a little Too Hungry. I don't know why but i feel sleepy now." She says.
"Yeah. Me too." Izuku said.
"Now that you mention it I feel Dizzy all of a sudden." Saeko replies.
"Yeah me too. Whats going on with my eyes?" Rei asks.
"I smell Something strange." Ochaco says.
Marikawa soon realizes that they fucked up.
"This smell, HYDRANGEA!" she yells while standing up.
"Hydrangea?" Kohta and Rika Sync.
"Dont inhale the smoke! The hallu-" Too late.
"What!? You don't mean?" Takashi says.
"Oh yeah! Love and Peace! Peace for Vietnam!" Kohta spouts.
"Was this beach house used to hide a hidden drug Operation? *gasp* Its like Breaking Bad!" Saya says as she can't use her hair right now.
"Everyone! Get away from this place! Come on guys!" Izuku commands.
(Time skip card.)
"Takashi." Rei says. She then leaps forward arms wide open and tackles Takashi. Saeko joins her and try to seduce him.
Saya meanwhile grabbed Izuku into her breasts with Rika. "Our bodies are hot." Saya says.
"Our cores are Burning hot." Rika finshes before attempting to kiss Izuku.
"WAKE UP YOU TWO!" Izuku said. He slaps them both in the face and they stop. Both faces obscured.
"Hit Me More!/Hit Us More!" They sync.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Izuku said.
"PEACE AND LOVE IN NAM!" Kohta yells for some reason.
Ochaco takes initiative and grabs Izuku's hand.
"Come on Izuku! We can wait it out in the forest." She says seemingly unaffected.
"Right!" He said.
(To be continued)