Last Time On Dimension Hoppers...
*POW*
Star and Macaria stopped hugging as soon as they heard the gunshot. They looked at each other before they ran into the mansion. All of the lights were off so it was pitch black. Everyone was screaming and running all over the place. Macaria started panting. "What's going on!? What happened to the lights!? Are we in a shooting!?" Star was about to summon the Skyblade when the lights came back on.
Pando was standing there with a bullet exactly in his heart.
The people who were left were Jan, the Ikenga, Brittney, Macaria, and Brittney. They were all silent. Pando slowly touched where his heart was. Then he slowly looked down at his hands as they moved away from his chest. "Real...blood..." he mumbled. Suddenly Star got a chill. He and Pando shared a look. Then, Pando quickly summoned his glock and shot up at something. The bullet from his glock hit the bullet coming from another gun. "Are you fucki-" Pando passed out mid sentence.
Everyone looked up at the direction of where Pando's glock was pointed at. Sitting on the railing of the second floor was a boy with black dreadlocks in a bun, dark brown eyes, an Eye of Ra design on one of his eyes, a long red sort of jacket with African designs exposing his chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants similar to joggers, a long red loin cloth with African designs, no shoes, and a bunch of African symbols on his chest and abdomen. He was also holding a glock.
"Fuck. Hey, Anga! Nice that I'm not the one you Wooletts are tryna kill this time, am I right?" Star said. The Wargod of the Skies Prince Anga Simba Ruhanga Mfalme of Woolandia carelessly threw the glock he was holding to the side. "Prince Starious. Been a while. Let me guess, my idiotic twin half brother tried to kill you a bunch of times, right?" Anga asked. "That's all he does but uh...why did you shoot your own twin?" Star asked. "He didn't tell you? He has to find the Star Compass. You know, the pretty little sacred flower looking charm you stole from us on your last visit to Woolandia?" Anga answered. "Yeah but how can he find it when he's out of commission?" Star asked. "He had a deadline which was December 31st. It's January 1st now. Our father told me to carry out his punishment," Anga answered. "Which was...?" Star asked.
"Death."
The Ikenga realized that Pando wasn't playing dead and quickly ran over to Pando. "Anga, I don't fucking care if you're royalty and shit! How could you do this!?" Onwa yelled. "Sister. This is orders from the God of War hmself. We cannot go against it, not even our master," Anya said.
"Prince Starious, I don't like you but unlike my brother, I don't go around killing people immediately," Anga said. "You just did. And it was your own twin brother," Star said, clutching his fists. "That's different," Anga said before jumping off the railing. He landed on his feet perfectly. "Mewman. I wouldn't do anything stupid if I were you. If you didn't know, Woolandia and Mewni are on the brink of war."
Star blinked. "War? Pando never told me anything about a war." "Ever since you stole the Star Compass, the alliance between our planets was broken. If Pando found the Star Compass within the time limit, then the alliance can be built again. But he didn't. Obviously. Maybe we can avoid a war if you can just tell me where the Star Compass is," Anga explained. Star nervously looked around. "That's funny...I lost that thing literally a few days before Pando arrived on Earth...hahaha..."
"Ok. Well. That's amazing. You made the wrong decision pissing off a whole planet of gods. And out of all gods, you chose to offend wargods. I guess the next time we'll meet is on the battlefield, half god. Wingu. Pick up my brother," Anga said. Anya blinked. "Wingu?" Suddenly, a boy appeared out of nowhere and scooped up Pando's body. Wingu's hair was shaven and he wore something similar to Anga except he didn't have African designs on his clothing and his African symbols extended to his face.
"Wingu. Stop. Please," Anya begged. "Master's orders," Wingu said. Anga pulled out a pair of Dimensional Scissors, opened a portal, and he and Wingu walked into the portal. Brittney's legs gave out and she starred crying. "What!? How could you let him take Pando's body like that!?" Jan angrily yelled. "I know it sounds crazy but Anga's the only Woolett who doesn't try to kill me all the time..." Star said.
Act 2: to kill a god.
A few days later, school started back up.
Macaria didn't want to get out of bed. I kissed Star. Why am I just now realizing!? This ain't right! Oh my gosh! What was I thinking! I don't even like him like that! When she looked at the time, she rolled out of bed. She replayed the kiss scene over and over in her head as she walked into the bathroom. I guess I was so worried about what happened to Pando that this slipped out of my mind! But how could I just kiss him like that!? Has this affected our relationship? No, it hasn't obviously. Everything's cool.
She was still deep on though as she entered the bathroom and slowly closed the door. I bet Star doesn't even remember the kiss. Yeah, he obviously doesn't. I'm just overthinking things! Star and I are still...wait. What's our relationship? We live together and I help him look for the Maßöffner. I guess butt kicking buddies? No, that's something Jan would say. We're partners. Yeah, partners. Wait! Star's still dating Venus! Oh my gosh if Venus found out, she'll actually kill me! Ahhhhh I'm gonna die! "Uh Marco, what are you doing in here?" Star asked. Macaria blinked. "What?"
She looked up and saw a naked Star.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYY!" She screamed as she attempted to open the door. "WHY DIDN'T YOU LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!?" "It was locked," Star answered. Macaria blinked. She and the bathroom door have been at war with each other for a long time. There are times it would and wouldn't open when she needed it to. Like now.
Macaria unlocked the door but it still wouldn't open. "Hm. I guess we're locked in," Star said as he put on his clothes. Macaria slid down the door in defeat. Venus is so gonna kill me. As Star got dressed, Macaria awkwardly sat there in silence.
"Hey, uh...do you remember what happened at Brittney's party?" She asked. "Pando got shot. Why?" Star answered. "No, before that," Macaria said. "What happened before Pando got shot?" Star asked. See? That kiss was completely irrelevant to him. I'm making a big deal out of nothing, Macaria thought in relief before answering Star's question. "Nothing. Do you...miss Pando?"
Since Star was dressed at this time, he sat down next to Macaria, leaning against the door. "I'm not sure. I don't gotta deal with him killing me anymore. But...there's something I haven't told you," Star said. "What?" Macaria asked.
"Y'all have been fighting each other for so long now. Y'all don't know it, but y'all act exactly alike. Even y'alls prolems are kinda similar. It's best for the universe if y'all work together, especially at a time like this. Sure, you barbarians might not like each other now, but soon the two of you will like each other I hope. As Goddess of the Dimensions, I can somewhat see the both of y'alls future. Let me say this now, it currently ain't a happy one. If the both of you keep going at it, one of y'all will certainly die not even up to a year from now and the universe will follow. Though even if the both of y'all get along, the little choices y'all make now determine the overall outcome of the universe. One outcome will be the destruction of the universe. The other is the universe returning back to peace. Although I'm forcing the both of you to work together, I still can't control y'alls actions. I hate to admit this but the fate of the universe is in both of y'alls hands. Please, choose wisely, or we'll all die."
"Hekapoo's prediction..." Star trailed off. "The universe's destruction is inevitable," Macaria finished. Star nodded. There was a silence between them.
"When the new year begins, people make resolutions. Mine was to work harder towards my future," Macaria said, breaking the silence. "But there will be no future," Star said. "There will be. Let's make a well thought out plan. We already agreed that the Maßöffner are world destroying beasts and can cause the destruction of the universe, right? We should make some sort of Maßöffner hunting schedule. We hunt those monsters in that certain time frame. Soon, we might catch all of them by graduation," Macaria said.
"When's graduation?" Star asked. "May 20th," Macaria answered. "That's like, 4 months from now. There are a lot of Maßöffner," Star said. "Which is why we should get to work as soon as posible," Macaria said. "I'll pay you back," Star told her. "You don't gotta pay me back," Macaria said. "I do. I messed up your life and I keep on dragging you into my problems," Star said. "It's fine. I'll get over it. I just wanna help," Macaria said.
The door opened and Star and Macaria fell back. "Owww..." they groaned. "Guys! Hurry up! You're gonna be late for school!" Angie cried.
"OMG! IT'S ALISTER GRIMALDI!" The fangirls cried as soon as Star entered the school. "Ladies, ladies. You guys want me to autograph your faces?" Star asked. "Do me first!" "No, do me!" "Me!" "Bitch, don't make me pull out yo fake ass weave!" "Come here!" "I'll fucking kill you!" The fangirls started fighting and Star managed to slip out.
"Wassup?" Jan asked, joining Star. "I think I just got some new fangirls," Star said, looking back. "Yo, I heard there's a new student!" Jan cried. "Now I gotta bad feeling," Star said. "Why? Jan asked. "Cuz everytime there's someone new, they always turn out to be someone that I know and I don't want them here. First it was Venus. Then Pando and his Ikenga. Now who's next?" Star answered.
"Maybe the new guy won't be someone you know this time. It's a new year anyway," Jan said. "Yeah, I guess," Star said. Jan and Star went to pick up their new schedules and compared them. "Woah! We're in the same classes this semester!" Star cried. "Oooooo!" Jan cried.
Soon, the bell rang and the students went to class. Star and Jan still had Miss Skullnick for 1st period. So did Jackson, Macaria, and Brittney. "Ugggg, why do I still have you little shits?" Miss Skullnick grumbled before taking attendance. "Ajanaye Okonkwo? Ayaja Okonkwo? Syree Okonkwo? Are they actually absent on the first day of school? Fuckers..." Miss Skullnick said, marking it down on the attendance log. "So, there's another little shit joining our class today. Ima make him embarrass himself by introducing himself."
The door opened and the new student walked in. He had ash blonde hair, a bunch of silver studded ear piercings, hazel eyes, beach tan skin, an orange Abibas hoodie, black joggers, and black Abibas Superstars. His bookbag was a black Abibas bookbag. "I'm Leo Acciai. I'm from Rome, Italy. Also, Alister Grimaldi and I are childhood friends!"
Star fell out of his seat as soon as he heard the last sentence Leo said. "Wait, I know you!?" That's impossible! I'm not from Earth! Unless this Leo guy is someone I know from another dimension. But where!? He looks so fucking unfamiliar! Is there another Alister Grimaldi? Yo this is sooooo weirdddd! Unfortunately for the Starboy, everyone in the classroom turned to stare at Star who was still on the floor. They then starred talking amongst themselves. Jan bursted out laughter. "You know him?" Macaria mouthed. Star quickly shook his head.
Everyone suddenly stopped talking when Leo started walking in Star's direction. This is getting weird! He thought as he slid backwards. Eventually, he hit his back against the wall. Leo held out his hand. "It's been over a year since you left Italy. Who was I supposed to destroy stuff with?" Star's eyes grew wide. Is this Leo from the Zodiacs!? Leo simply smiled. Yo, it is! How did I not recogize him earlier!? Star slowly took Leo's hand and Leo helped him up. Star continued to stare at Leo with wide eyes.
The students started asking Leo and Star questions but Star ignored everyone. It felt like it was just him and Leo. After all this time...I didn't have to find you. You found me...! "How you been, boss?" Leo said in a low voice so the students wouldn't hear.
Star was probably the most happiest being on Earth. He wouldn't stop smiling throughout the rest of the school day. Unfortunately for him, he has no classes with Leo but he was still happy. Even Venus noticed. She called him over after class to see what was wrong. Star happily told her that Leo's back.
After school, he and Leo met up and they both talked about the most random things at the top of their lungs. "Yo, we gotta go drinking! I wanna try some Earthly alcohol!" Leo cried. "On Earth, we're underaged. We have to wait till we 21," Star answered. Leo gasped. "No!" "Yes!" Star cried. "Whyyyyy!?" Leo asked. "I have no idea. But, I guess it's ok to drink at parties. Marco does that," Star answered.
"Who's Marco?" Leo asked. "The Earthling I'm living with. Yo, all she does is nag me but her beauty makes up for it," Star said. "Hmmmm...have y'all slept together?" Leo asked. "Nope. Why?" Star asked. "You know my goal is to bang at least one girl ever planet I visit," Leo said. Star shook his head. "Hands off Marco." "Oh. Ohhhhh! I see what you're tryna do!" Leo cried. Star blinked. "What?" Leo started snickering like some cat. "I don't get it," Star said, completely lost.
Soon, they ended up at Ordinary Store. "My bro Leo would like to work here and get the Earthly laborer experience," Star told Jan. "Wait, so Leo's an alien too?" Jan asked. "Alien...hmmm...weird word..." Leo answered, thinking about the word "alien". "Yo, how did you guys even meet? Y'all two look hella close," Jan asked. "Story time!" Star cried.
Years ago in Mewni, 10 year old Star ran away from the palace. He was tired of the rules and expectations. He left a note to his parents before jumping off the balcony wearing a black cloak and journeyed out of the palace grounds.
"I'll never be good enough."
A few minutes later, he learned very quickly he couldn't handle the world on his own. It was still nighttime and Star was wondering aimlessly around the city when a group of thugs pulled him over to a dark alleyway. "Oh? Is that gold I see on you?" "Damn! These jewels must cost a fortune!" "You look suspiciously noble..." "S-S-Stop! Leave me alone! Do you Mewmans know who I am? I'm the Demigod of the Skies Prince Starious Sire Regulus Butterfly of Mewni!" Star cried. The thugs simply laughed at him. "I command you to stop laughing!" Star yelled. "I command you to stop laughing!" One of the thugs said in a mocking voice.
Suddenly, the thug who had just mocked Star was stabbed in the head by a dagger. The other 2 thugs watched the 1st thug fall to the ground. "Who did that!?" The remaining thugs cried, summoning their demigod weapons. They turned around and saw a young peasant boy with ash blonde hair. "Leave him alone, unless you wanna join your friend who's on the ground, bleeding like some woman on her period!" The boy yelled. "Shut the fuck up, you immature little shit!" One of the remaining thugs cried. The boy threw another dagger at the same thug's eye.
"Ahhhhhhh! Spare me!" The last thug cried. "Prince Starious, right? Follow me!" The little boy cried before running off. Star quickly followed. They ran down the nighttime streets until their little legs couldn't go anymore. "Y-Y-You just threw daggers at men twice our size! How old are you anyway!?" Star cried. "10. Hey, dumbass. Are you really the prince?" The boy asked. "That's rude! And yes, I'm the prince!" Star answered.
The boy snorted. "What!?" Star asked. "You're more like a pussy to me. I heard the prince started fighting monsters before he could even walk or talk. But looke at you. You couldn't even defend yourself against those guys," the boy said. "It's complicated. I fought the monsters that my parents brought to the palace. Besides, monsters aren't Mewmans. There's a difference," Star explained. "I kinda get it? So, if you're the prince, then why you our here without your royal people?" The boy asked. "I ran away," Star answered.
Suddenly the boy punched him. "Owwww! Why'd you do that!?" Star asked, holding back his tears. "You ran away from royal palace life! Damn, I would give everything to have your life...except I have nothing," the boy answered. "Nothing? You want my gold bracelets?" Star asked. "I do. But I also mean something else. You have a loving family. My family meanwhile...they're all dead. I killed them," the boy said.
Star's eyes grew wide. "You did!?" "You really need to get out of the palace more. Shit like this happen all the time around Mewni. Mewni ain't so perfect as you think," the boy said. Star felt himself shrink. "W-W-Why would you kill your whole family?" The boy looked up at the sky.
"Simple. We was starving. Then, one of you rich nobles gave us food. It wasn't enough so we all fought. Eventually, I killed them. It's not like I missed them. They never really noticed me except for when we performed in the circus. Even when we performed, they didn't really notice me. They only noticed my skills. I guess it's good that they're gone. Nobody notices me anyway, but at least it's not as painful as when your family don't notice you. I swear, the first person who notices me for who I am, I will stay loyal to them for all eternity."
"...that's deep." Star said in hesitation. "What's your story? Why are you here?" The boy asked. "I'm the prince and I'll soon be king...but what if I don't wanna be king? Since I was born, I was taught all of the legends of my ancestors and was pressured into being better than all of them combined. My mom is strict and a mean old witch. No matter how hard I studied, I was never good enough in her eyes. My dad is a Johansen so already fighting is big to him. I was always fighting the monsters he brought in and I even had to train hard and learn combat. He's chill and the good cop, but I even see disappointment in his eyes. I'm just not good enough. That's why I left. I don't want them to be disappointed in me anymore. They can make a new baby for all I care," Star explained.
"Leo."
Star blinked. "What?" "My name is Leo. I'm too poor to have a last name," Leo said. "Your name is Leo? Then, can you call me Star? Starious is too formal," Star asked. "Are you sure that's fine? You're srill the prince," Leo said. "I'm the prince whenever I'm wearing my crown. Out here, I just wanna be known as Star Butterfly," Star said. "Ok. Star. I don't think I'll get used to that," Leo said.
"Ever since then, we been inseparable!" Leo cried. "Woahhhhhh..." Jan said. "Yo, once you think about it, where were you? And where are the rest of the Zodiacs?" Star asked. "We was fighting some Maßöffner but then we got ourselves in a sticky situation," Leo answered. "Y'all coulda just called me over!" Star cried. "We didn't know your human identity!" Leo cried. "So what happened?" Star asked. "We was fighting them, right? Then, Ludo and his people decided to show up outta nowhere. They casted this weird spell. I noticed and I tried to break the spell by destroying his staff thingy but it didn't work," Leo answered.
He then took of his hoodie. "Damn. You got abs," Jan commented. On his chest was the symbol for the zodiac sign Leo. "All of us Zodiacs have a zodiac tattoo. I'm Leo so I get Leo the Lion. I don't know what freaky shit Ludo did but the spell made the rest of the Zodiacs' tattoos turn into the symbol of Ophiuchus. When that happened, they started acting...weird," Leo explained. "What do you mean weird?" Star asked.
"Like, they was like zombies. Anything Ludo told them to do, they did it. I realized what was going on so I pretended that I was affected by the spell. Ludo commanded us to look for you, Star. I tried to be the first one to find you but Ludo found out that the spell didn't work on me. He ordered the Zodiacs ro attack me so I fought back to defend myself. Sadly, it didn't work. I ended up in a coma for months and woke up in some weird place," Leo answered.
"How are the rest of the Zodiacs?" Jan asked. "When I woke up, I found out that the Zodiacs and the Maßöffner are somehow connected. I'm not really sure, but I think if we capture all of the Maßöffner maybe we can break the spell that the Zodiacs are under," Leo answered. "So I guess just continue Maßöffner hunting," Star said. "Oh...and I forgot to say one thing. I remember Ludo ordering us to fight every Maßöffner we stumble upon. We might bump into the Zodiacs, but they won't be the same, if you know what I mean," Leo said. "At least we're getting somewhere," Star said.
"So, do you guys just know when a Maßöffner pops out? I'm new to all this," Jan asked. "It's been random for me and Marco," Star answered. "Ludo used magic to figure out who is under the influence of the Maßöffner," Leo said. "Wait, so Venus coulda been using her magic to help us this whole time!?" Star asked. "Venus is here!?" Leo cried. "And Syree! Wait, forgot, his name is Pando," Jan added. Leo paled. "P-P-P-P-Pando!? As in Woolett Wargod Kpakpando Pando!?" "Yeah, but he's dead," Star answered.
Color returned to Leo. "Ain't that ironic?" Star just shrugged. "Remember the Star Compass I stole?" "Oh yeah! Yo, that was fun!" Leo cried. "Yeah, he had a year to find it. He didn't find it on time and so Anga came and shot him dead," Star answered. "Anga? Isn't he the sane one?" Leo asked. "All Wooletts are crackheads," Star concluded. He left out the part about a future war.
"So Miss Kanaan is Venus and Cenus is literally a genie in a bottle. Star, you told me you used 2 of the 3 wishes Venus owed you. Use your last wish to get her to help you," Jan said. Star and Leo shared a look. "What? Did I say something bad?" Jan asked. "I don't think Venus would just help us if we ask her," Leo told Star. "Yeah, same. And if we do ask her to help, we have to offer her something but that girl has everything. She's alsp very untrustworthy," Star told Leo. "She's untrustworthy, but she's someone you want on your side," Leo said. "She's on nobody's side though," Star said. "Wait. Ain't y'all still dating?" Leo asked. "It's Venus," Star answered. "Oh yeah...so I guess Venus is out of the question. Who else do we know that can use magic?" Leo asked.
A portal opened right under the 3 and they fell in.
"Great, 2 of the barbarians reunite..." a familiar voice grumbled as soon as they arrived at the familiar echanted library. "Yo Hekapoo, my girl! Wassup!?" Star cried when Hekapoo showed herself. "Since when were we on friendly terms!?" Hekapoo cried. "You saved me from Pando's rampage. Yo, of you never saved my ass I woulda been a dead man. Now we're friends! And friends help each other! Help me find where the next Maßöffner will appear!" Hekapoo simply laughed. Star, Leo, and Jan blinked.
As Hekapoo gave Star and Leo a long speech, Jan decided to walk around the library. "Woah...I'm in another dimension. Wait, I've already been to another dimension. But still. This place is weird." He looked up and saw the dome showing the night sky. Then he looked at all of the bookshelves. "Why're we even in a library? Wait, what's a Hekapoo?" As he thought of what type of creature Hekapoo could be, he tripped over something. He looked down and saw that he had tripped over a book. He then realized that maybe a book in this echanted library might help them with their Maßöffner problem.
Jan slowly picked up the big, heavy, and old looking book which had all sorts of stuff peaking out. "Maybe this book can help us!" Jan decided. He sat down on the floor and put the book on the floor in front of him. Then, he opened the book.
Suddenly, wind filled in the sacred library and everyrhing went flying. "What the...wait. Who opened that book!?" Hekapoo yelled. Everyone pointed at Jan. "Do you understand what you have done! We will all go insane thanks to you! Close that book now!" Hekapoo yelled.
"Too late."
Hekapoo froze. "No..." "Yes!" The voice cried. "Ahhh!" Jan cried, pushing the book away from him. Floating on top of the book was a small blue thing wirh a diamond in its forehead. The thing smiled. "It is I, the Great and Powerful Glossaryck!"
Something clicked in Star and Leo's brains. "Wait, Glossaryck, as in the greatest sorcerer to ever live?" Star asked. "Yeah, baby!" Glossaryck cried. Star and Jan's jaws dropped. "I am the great Glossaryck, founder and first king of Sutraya. I'm actually on the level of a god! You see this lovely lovely library we're in? Yeah, it's MY library! This library has knowledge of the whole universe! I wrote all these books! Honestly, being a god gives you a tone of free time," Glossaryck cried.
He then looked at Star up and down. "You're a Mewman, and you happen to be part of the Buttefly Family. You know, before the Demigoddess of Time Queen Skywynne Regiis Tempa Butterfly created the Dominus Cloister, I taught the future rulers of Mewni how to use the Wand of Mewni. Tell me, how old are you, boy?" Glossaryck asked. "18," Star answered. "And you don't have the Wand of Mewni on you? Strange. You get it when your 17. Did something happen?" Glossaryck asked.
"I accide-" "Wait! Tell me later!" Glossaryck inturupted. Everyone blinked. "I created Hekapoo and all of the members on the Magic High Commission yet they treat me like shit! Y'all wanna know what they did to me?" Glossaryck asked. "Um...no," Leo answered. "They sealed me up in the Mewman spellbook! I've been locked up in there for centuries! I gotta get places, you know! But then again, I'm out of that spellbook! That means I'm wanted, right? Ok, so, who opened the spellbook?" Glossaryck asked.
Once again, everyone pointed to Jan. "The Maßöffner are out so we're wondering if you can help us locate who might be under the influence of the Maßöffner," Jan answered, slowly putting his hands up. Glossaryck brushed his beard. "Pudding." Jan blinked. "What?" "Feed me pudding and you shall have all the knowledge of the whole universe!" Glossaryck cried. "Wait, that's it?" Jan asked. "No pudding, no Glossaryck," Glossaryck said, suddenly becoming serious. Everyone grew quiet.
Suddenly, Glossaryck became unserious again. "I also have a schedule that I must follow, if you know what I mean." "Schedule?" Star asked. Hekapoo groaned in annoyance. "Yo, he reminds me of this holy sword guy from this anime...what was it called...?" Jan mumbled to himself. Glossaryck cleared his throat before starting.
"My days always starts at exactly 5:04am. No later, no earlier. I sit down and I eat my pudding. At 5:10am I-" "Nobody fucking cares!" Hekapoo cried. "I never finished saying my schedule. If they want to unleash the power of yours truly they need to understand that I have a life too! Honestly, daughters are so annoying, am I right?" Glossaryck said. "Still can't think of the name of that anime..." Jan mumbled. "Wait, why are we even here in the first place?" Leo asked.
Star noticed something in the hood of Jan's hoodie. He pulled it out and turns out, it was pudding. "Yo. Why do you have pudding in your hood?" Star asked. Jan blinked. "I do? Sweet! Jan cried, grabbing the pudding. He opened the pudding and started feeding Glossaryck. Star, Leo. And Hekapoo watched in disgust. "Are you sure he's the God of Knowledge Sir Glossaryck of Terms?" Star asked. "He eats like a fucking baby! Grosssss!" Leo cried. "Y'all ain't seen how insane he is yet," Hekapoo cried.
As soon as Glossaryck finished his pudding, he snapped hos fingers and turned into some spirit. The spirit entered Jan's phone. Everyone blinked. "You lied to me, man! You're supposed to show me who's under the influence of the Maßöffner!" Jan yelled at his phone. Suddenly in a poof of smoke, the boys found themselves in the one place Star knows damn well he shouldn't even consider going to.
Woolandia.
Star and Leo turned pale. "Woaaaahhhhh! I'm in another dimension again! What is this place!?" Jan asked. "Woolandia..." Star and Leo said simultaneously. "Fureal!? Pando's from here! Oh..." Jan saw the looks on Star's and Leo's faces. He nervously looked around the area they were in.
They were sitting on the top of some palm trees. In front of them Jan realized was the palace. It looked similar to an ancient Egyptian palace in the middle of a forest of palm trees and there was even a waterfall coming from it. Statues were also placed around. From his perspective, he guessed it was bigger than it looked. Around the palace seemed to be the capital city. Since he was so high up, he couldn't really tell how the city looked but it looked huge. It was night time and the stars were wayyyyyyy more brighter than the stars Jan would see back on Earth. He suddenly got a text.
Glossaryck: something big is happening today
Glossaryck: also someone in that palace is the Maßöffner
Glossaryck: you wanna hint?
Glossaryck: he watches the Starboy
Glossaryck: you guys are currently invisible but it wont last
Glossaryck: have fun~
Jan blinked. "What? Lemme see," Star asked. Jan showed Star and Leo the texts. "Out of all places, why's the Maßöffner here?" Star groaned in annoyance. Below them, they saw 3 guards talking amongst themselves. "Yo, that fucking Prince Starious lost the Star Compass!" "What is the king waiting for? We should kill every Mewman!" "If the Star Compass is gone, how are we supposed to cremate the prince's body? The Star Compass shows us the way to the ancestors." "Yo, is you dumb!? We're obviously gonna turn him into a mummy and leave him in the sarcophagus until the Star Compass is found." "Yo, are any of y'all on the mummification group?" "Duh. I am. It's happening in the 3rd courtyard."
"How many couryards does this palace have?" Jan asked. "A lot," Leo answered. "Wooletts are proud beings," Star added. "I should get going. The ritual is about to start," the guard who was in the mummification group said before leaving the other 2 guards. "Let's follow him," Star said when the other 2 guards left. The 3 of them jumped off the palm trees (Star had to carry Jan princess style) and followed the guard.
After a while, they ended up in a couryard with torches lighting up the place. Some guards surrounded the place and had their spears ready just in case something unplanned happened. Some priests with African symbols were waiting for the ritual to begin. Suddenly a priestess that seemed to be the highest ranking out of everyone entered. Some guards were carrying some sort of bed over their shoulders. On the bed was Pando.
It seemed as if time froze when Pando's body passed Star. If I didn't decide to play around and steal that Star Compass, Pando would still be alive. I practically killed him. Now, I'm killing my people and the universe because of a joke gone too far.
Time went back to normal when Pando's body was put in the middle of the courtyard. "The mummification shall begin," the priestess said. "Wait! Don't cut open Pando's body!" Jan cried. Everyone halted their movements. "Who said that?" "Was that a spirit?" "I ain't seen shit!" Suddenly, Jan, Star, and Leo's invisibility wore off. "Fuck," Star simply said. The guards all pointed their spears at the 3 and the 3 quickly put their hands up. "That's Prince Starious!" "Why's he here!?" "Let's kill him so he can pay for his crimes!"
Star glanced at Leo and the both of them nodded at each other. "?" Jan asked. "Sundancer!" Leo cried. A golden axe appeared in his hands. "Skyblade!" Star cried, summpning his blade. "Come at us!" The 2 Mewmans cried. Then they realized that was a bad idea. Coming from all enterences were more pissed ofd guards. Anga also came out and he seemed to be in command of them. "Kill Leo the Lion. Leave Prince Starious alive. He will tell us where the Star Compass is hidden," he ordered. The guards started charging at them. Star picked up Jan, put him over his shoulders, and ran off with Leo.
"Damn! How mad did we make them!?" Leo asked, following Star. "How the fuck am I supposed to know!?" Star answered. They dodged all sorts of attacks. "How are we supposed to find the Maßöffner!?" Jan asked. "I totally forgot about that! Janna! Find the Maßöffner!" Star cried before throwing Jan somewhere. Jan was screaming like a girl as he flew over the guards. He then landed on something soft. "What the...AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!?" He yelled when he realized he was on Pando. He quickly got off. "Yo, I'm sorry homie! I didn't mean to land on...wait."
When he looked closely, he noticed the bullet was still in Pando' chest. "That ain't right. You remove bullets..." Jan mumbled. He started thinking of ways to remove the bullet. Meanwhile, Star and Leo were being overwhelmed by the guards and now the priests and priestess were helping out by giving gaurds enchantments.
They were backed against the wall. "So...who's gonna give the final blow?" Star asked. He then noticed his ring was glowing brightly. So one of the guards is the Maßöffner! He realized. At the same exact time, Jan slammed his fist on Pando's chest and the bullet flew out. Anga, who was watching the guards surround the Mewmans, didn't see this. Nobody else did either.
Pando dramatically sat up. "The fuck?" He wondered out loud as he looked around the place. "Yo! He's aliiiiiivvvvveeeeee!" Jan yelled. Everyone turned to stare at the confused Pando. "I was shot...I thought I died...now I'm here..." Pando mumbled. He then looked up and saw a pissed off Anga. "Wow. You were supposed to kill me but you failed. Damn. You're a disgrace." "Shut up! I will kill you right now!" Anga cried.
Pando stood up and started walking towards Anga. "We're twin half brothers. Born at the exact same time but to different moms. Out of the both of us, I have the highest chance to become king and you wanna know why? Cuz I ain't a pussy like you. Everyone knows damn well that a weapon made out of pure stardust can kill a god. But, it's obvious you didn't use one. I'm alive, ain't I? Besides, once I'm given a target, I kill them immediately without hesitation." A guard threw his spear at Pando as he spoke. Without looking back, Pando caught the spear, summoned his glock, and shot the guard dead. At this point, Pando was face to face with Anga.
His glock turned into a dagger and Pando handed it to Anga. "Kill me," Pando said. Anga held the dagger but was shaking. "Too scared? This is why you'll never be king. You're a big ass pussy who acts like he da shit," Pando said. "Shut up...!" Anga cried. "I'm waiting for you to kill me," Pando said.
As this whole exchange was going on, everyone was watching closely. Star used this opportunity to find who the Maßöffner was. He swiftly walked through each guard and paying attention to the glow of his ring. After a while, he found out his ring was glowing the brightest when he was next to one of the priests.
Hey, you.
Now...it's time for...
Dimensional Interviews!
Macaria: I'm back here? I don't wanna be here though
Journalist: It's a requirement!
Macaria: *sighs*
Journalist: What did you think of last season?
Macaria: I nearly died a few times so I don't like the last season
Journalist: What do you think of this season so far?
Macaria: I feel like we're gonna get somewhere this season
Journalist: Do you still like being the main character?
Macaria: Ew don't remind me...
Journalist: Alright. Now we'll be asking random questions that may or may not have to do with the story
Macaria: Fine
Journalist: What's your fashion style?
Macaria: I wear Fans all the time so I guess I look like a skater girl
Journalist: Who do you think has the best sense of style?
Macaria: Brittney and Venus equally have the best sense of style
Journalist: Do you believe in ghosts?
Macaria: At this point, I'm willing to believe in anything. I've been to space a few times now
Journalist: What would you do if you met Marco Diaz from Star vs the Forces of Evil?
Macaria: I have absolutely no idea. Ooooo we could make Mexican food together!
Journalist: What would you do during the purge?
Macaria: I'll lock every entrance in my house, turn off the lights and everything, and sleep under my bed
Journalist: Would you raid Area 51?
Macaria: That's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard. No, obviously!
Journalist: What's your type?
Macaria: Someone who makes me feel safe
Journalist: Do you consider yourself as a bad guy?
Macaria: I'm the most sane person in this story!
Journalist: In the story so far, which event would you like to go back in time to fix?
Macaria: Going out with Jackson. I honestly have no idea what I saw on him
Journalist: What do you think is gonna happen to you based on the events that's happend in the story so far?
Macaria: I feel like I'll have a small role and to be honest, that's exactly what I want
Journalist: What is your biggest wish?
Macaria: To reach all of my goals while I'm still young
Journalist: What's your favorite movie genre?
Macaria: Romance
Journalist: What's the dumbest thing you ever done
Macaria: I don't allow myself to do dumb things
Journalist: What's your favorite subject?
Macaria: Art
Journalist: Do you think you act like your zodiac sign?
Macaria: Nope
Journalist: What would you be famous for?
Macaria: I'm not realky interested in being famous
Journalist: What do you think is going to happen next chapter?
Macaria: Something that doesn't involve me
Journalist: List the cast from most favorite to least favorite
Macaria: Star, Brittney, Venus, the Ikenga, Pando, Jan, Jackson
Journalist: Ok, last one, what's your New Year's Resolution?
Macaria: To work harder towards my future
Journalist: I see. Thank you, Macaria Diaz, for letting us interview you! That's the end of Dimensional Interviews and don't forget to continue Dimension Hoppers!
Next Time On Dimension Hoppers...
Everyone watched as the 2 new students walked into the classroom. "Introduce ya selves," Miss Skullnick said. The first one had a golden durag on his head, dark brown eyes, golden studded earrings, a red Ela hoodie, a denim jacket, black ripped jeans, a bunch of gold rings on his fingers, a black diamond under his left eye, and white Elas. He had a golden Guzzi bookbag.
The second one had black hair braided into 4 short cornrow braids, a black Jordyns headband, dark brown eyes, a black diamond under his right eye, a golden hooped noes piercing, a red and white varsity jacket, a white shirt, denim ripped jeans, and Timbaland boots. He had a red Jordyns bookbag. The first one spoke. "I'm Jeremiah Sulwe, and he's Josiah Sulwe. We're from Kenya." He then locked eyes with Pando.
"Anga...!"
Act 3: secomd semester.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S FUCKING 2020! WOOOOOOO!
Moving on.
Wassup! It's ya gurl sugarsugarrush! Now, it's reference time!
1.) Eye of Ra- Pando has the Eye of Horus and he ans Anga are supposed to be twins so I thought it would be cute to give Anga the Eye of Ra. It's based off of the sun god Ra, it gives power, and it provides protection
2.) Wargod of the Skies Prince Anga Simba Ruhanga Mfalme of Woolandia- Wargod of the Skies: Has control over the skies. Anga: Means Star in Swahili. Simba: Lion King reference. I wanted Pando and Anga to have some sort of relationship similar to Mufasa and Simba. Like, Mufasa mentors the immature Simba. Anga's obviously more mature than Pando but Pando still mentors Anga. Ruhanga: In Bantu mythology, Ruhanga is the sky god and god of creation. Anga's the Wargod of the Skies so I thought why not. Mfalme: Means King in Swahili
3.) Wingu Ikenga- Means Cloud in Swahili. Wingu isn't related to Anya and Onwa but he's an Ikenga so I deciced to just give him the last name
4.) Anga and Star's confrontation- I mean now I'm just pissed off. I don't wanna talk about politics but i gotta say my mind. I live in America and the president has been doing all kinds of shit that just ain't right. Recently, he decided to assassinate Qasem Soleimani, a high ranking Iranian general. Now there's talks about a fucking war. I'm just pissed off. This president is so impulsive and he doesn't think before he acts out. First of all, my generation could get drafted to fight if the war happens and ya gurl ain't ready for that shit. Second of all, he claims he's trying to stop a war from happening but this man basicalky started a war. I can go on and on about this but I'm not going to. If some of y'all are Trump supporters well...um...the man y'all voted for is destroying the country. Let's not fighr about politics, it never ends pretty. I'm saying this cuz literally the night when the assassination happened, I was working on the whole Anga shooting Pando scene and I couldn't help but compare the 2 events. They're kinda similar
5.) Macaria accidentally going into the bathroom when Star is in the bathroom- That scene is based off of the same scene in the first story I ever wrote
6.) Leo Acciai- Leo means lion. Leo is based off of the zodiac sign Leo. Fun fact, ima Leo! Acciai means Axe in Italian. Leo's weapon is an axe
7.) The God of Knowledge Sir Glossaryck of Terms- I feel like Glossaryck should be a god. Also, I based him off of Excalibur from Soul Eater
8.) Jan being carried as a princess and screaming like a girl- Keeping the runnjng gag of Jan being compared to as a girl
9.) Mummification- In Ancient Egypt they turned dead people, especially kings, into mummies
10.) When Star says "hey, you"- If you haven't watched season 2 of You, then this is a spoiler and you may skip over this. At rhe end of season 2, Joe says something like "hey, you" and ironically I was just talkimg about season 2 with a friend of mine
So, that's all with references!
I really like this story. I always have ideas for this. But I have other storues to work on and it ain't fair that I'm paying more attention to this story than the others. That means ima try to slow down the updates so I can work on my other stories.
Time to close this chapter. Where's the Star Compass? Can Star's team catch all of the Maßöffner? Where are Ludo and the rest of the Zodiacs? Why is Anga on Earth? All will be revealed soon! Don't forget to review or leave me a PM! Later, yo!