Im extremely sorry for not updating for a long time. I have to study for a lot of entrance exams. (I already passed one, mom please give me a break.) Pardon me for the small rant but, 8 hours of tutoring for 5 days straight, it's my Christmas break please have mercy.
Well without further ado!
The woman was doing things extremely weird without context to Koro-sensei while the octopus was just blushing. "I feel like we are watching live he-" Denmark was cut off my Japan. "Silence, pineapple head." Japan calmly said which must have made Norway proud.
"Uhm..." Finland nervously said. "Who are you?"
"Me~?" The woman faced Finland. "Great question, cute boy," The woman placed her hands on her hips "I am Irina Jelavić. I will be your English teacher."
"This school intends you to give you authentic experience in foreign languages. I trust that there are no complaints about her taking over haft of your English lessons." Karasuma stated slighly cringing at Irina. "We've got one heck of a teacher eh, not to mention that she is quite the thot." Kayano whispered to Nagisa. "Uh-huh." Nagisa nodded. "I might get some assassination hints from this. Koro-sensei seems flummoxed, having a human woman all over him. This might turn to tenta-" Before Nagisa was able to finish his statement. "Silence, you moe boy." Japan who was far from them, managed to say. "Uhm, back to what I was saying.. His face has a lot of unique colors so what color is bewilderment?"
"The more I look at you, the more I like to see, your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills... Your undefined joints... Why you're so captivating!" Irina said radiating thot energy.
'Koro-sensei is falling for a thot.. or maybe it's an act?" Canada thought to himself. 'She might be no ordinary teacher..'
TIMESKIP
The whole class was outside with Koro-sensei practicing their assassination skills. Looking out the window was both Irina and Karasuma.
"I had all kinds of close-range methods prepared... I just never thought my seduction tactics would work." Irina said in a serious tone as she lit a cigarette. 'Irina Jelavić. Profession: assassin. Not only is she beautiful, she has dozen language at her command. She can bewitch a target from any nation and kill even the most guarded targets from point-black range with ease. She might be able to converse with the transfer students very well, I just hope she wont flirt with them.' Karasuma thought. "We'll have you do some teaching to keep up with the appearance." He said.
"I am a pro. My job will be done before I need to resort to teaching." Irina said as she exited.
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extra because I have not updated for a long time.
"Hello everyone, I am Iceland." Iceland said as he sat on a comfy chair drinking coke. "Since I barely have any lines while I am the author's favorite character other than Lithuania, I will be hosting 'Ice's corner'." (Yes I got that from another story).
"I'll be answer some questions."
Why aren't you updating frequently, Author?
"The author has a lot of entrance exams because of author's parents. Author has tutoring during weekends which prevents the author to update. Also the author has low motivation do to literally anything."
You are so hot, Iceland.
"That isn't a question but yes, I am hotland."
When while you update next?
"The author has extremely low motivation so I dont know." Iceland was still drinking coke and realized that there wasnt any coke left.
"Oh man I ran out of coke,, Bye mortals!"