We open to Mike approaching Hector.
(A/N: Set around the same time as the ending to Last Job).
Hector notices Mike and does an evil glare at him.
Mike: Hello Hector.
Mike dials a number on his phone.
Mike: Hi Gus...Yes, I've dealt with him...Yeah...When do I get my money?...Alright I'll see you tomorrow.
Hector does an evil glare at Mike.
Mike: Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you. I've got other plans for you.
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Giancarlo Esposito
Sharon Marsh
Gerald Broflovski
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
After the intro, we see Randy and Towelie in the car.
The car was being driven by Randy.
Towelie: So, you two are finally getting a divorce?
Randy: Well 3rd time's the charm.
Towelie: What about the farm? Who are we gonna get to help around?
Randy: I don't know. Maybe I could put job offers online.
Towelie: What if we get somebody like Tuco working for us?
Randy: We fire him.
Towelie: Sounds reasonable.
Suddenly a car collided with the car Randy and Towelie were in.
Randy and Towelie were unconscious.
Randy had a few cuts on his face, whilst Towelie didn't have a scratch.
Suddenly a few guys pulled Randy and Towelie out of their car.
They put a bag over Randy's head and put him in the car.
Guy 1: How are we gonna get this bag over the towel's head?
Towelie: You're a towel and give me some weed, it'll make me clueless to where we're going.
Towelie takes a puff of the weed.
The guys shrug it off and put Towelie in the car.
Randy: Where are you taking us?
Driver: To our boss. He likes his meetings to be in open spaces.
Randy: Where's that?
Guy 2: Middle of nowhere.
Driver: No, you're supposed to be keeping it secret.
Randy: Where is the middle of nowhere?
Guy 2: T-
Driver: Don't say a word.
Old Marsh residence.
Walt was standing outside the bathroom waiting.
Walter: Are you done?
Jesse exits the bathroom.
Jesse: Yeah I-
Jesse grabs his stomach.
Jesse: Hold on.
Jesse runs back into the bathroom.
Wet fart sounds were heard.
Jesse: Aaaaahhhhhhh! Bitch!
Walter goes back down to his lab studying the weed.
Walter: Hmm. Interesting.
Walt continues looking through the microscope.
Badger enters the lab.
Badger: Hi Mr White.
Walter: Have a look at this Badger.
Badger: What is it?
Walter: Just look.
Badger looks through the microscope.
Badger: What is this?
Walter: The Los Pollos Hermanos. It has Tegridy weed and a lot more ingredients. Have you had any cases of diarrhoea this morning?
Badger: Yes. I went to the bathroom 5 times.
Badger grabs his stomach.
Badger: Uh oh.
Badger runs out of the basement.
Walter: The bathroom's taken by Jesse.
Badger (Off-Screen): I'll use the backyard.
Walter: No not the-
Wet fart sounds are heard.
Walter: Backyard.
South Park elementary.
Stan got out of the bus, but he was in crutches.
Stan was struggling a bit and was about to fall but Wendy rushes to him and caught him.
Wendy: I got you.
Stan was struggling to balance.
Jimmy walks past.
Jimmy: W-welcome to the party p-p-p-pal.
Stan: At least you weren't shot Jimmy!
Wendy: How are you doing?
Stan: I'm terrible at handling crutches.
Wendy: I think you'll get used to it.
Stan: I still don't get how Jimmy can handle them.
Wendy: Maybe you just need to practice.
Wendy lets go of Stan.
Stan tried to move.
He made a few movements with his crutches, but he fell.
Wendy was about to help Stan up.
Stan: No! I got this.
Stan was struggling to get up, but he eventually did it.
Stan: See?
Suddenly Cartman walked past and kicked one of his crutches causing Stan to fall.
Cartman laughed.
Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere.
The bag that was on Randy's head was removed.
Randy coughed.
Randy: Where am I?
Randy sees Gus.
Randy: Oh, hi Gus. Why am I in the middle of nowhere?
Gus punches Randy.
Gus: I think you know why.
Randy: No.
Gus punches Randy again.
Gus: Your product has caused my customers to experience very bad bowel movements.
Randy: It has? You're not working for Taco Bell right?
Gus: People with a sense of humour tend to be dead in 5 seconds flat around me. What was in your product?
Randy: You told me I had to make a product that mixes the taste of Tegridy and Mexico, so I mixed my weed with the spices that are in your chicken.
Gus: Did you even have anyone test it?
Randy: I got Towelie to test it and there were no side effects.
Gus: He's a towel Randy, he has no ass.
Towelie: You're a towel.
Gus: Because of you I am losing customers. Unless you bring yourself to trial there will be consequences. I will kill your wife, I will kill your daughter, I will kill your handicapped son and than I will kill you.
Randy: Two trials in one week. You suck Gus. You think I'm scared of you. You think you have th-
Suddenly Gus pulled his box cutter out of his pocket.
Randy: Whoah, whoah, whoah! A box cutter? That is a very unusual weapon of-
Suddenly Gus grabbed one of his goons and slices his neck.
Some of the blood flew into Randy's face and onto Towelie.
The guy was struggling to breathe, but blood kept flying out of his neck.
The guy stopped struggling and Gus settles his body onto the ground.
Randy stares at Gus in fear.
Gus: I will take you to your lawyer.
Towelie: Aww! I got blood on myself.
Meanwhile.
Nursing home.
Mike was wheeling Hector into the area.
Mike: Hi, do you have a room for this gentleman?
Receptionist: Yes we do. We'll just set it up for you. What's his name?
Mike: Hector Salamanca. He's my cousin.
Receptionist: Does he have any medical conditions?
Mike: He suffered a stroke a few years back and has been in this chair ever since.
Receptionist: Alright. Why don't you put him in the others? It's looking out of the window time.
Mike: Alright.
Mike wheels Hector to the window.
Hector does an evil glare at Mike.
Mike: Do you wanna know why I spared you?
Hector rings his bell once.
Mike: I spared you because there was no use in killing you. You're the last Salamanca. And killing you will be very pointless, so I'm gonna leave you to die in this nursing home. Knowing the fact that you're the last Salamanca and you're gonna die without your nephews at your side when you die.
Hector angrily stares at Mike as a tear falls from his face.
Mike: Goodbye Hector. I'm just gonna fill some papers.
Hector stares at the window.
Marvin: Is this fun?
Hector rings his bell twice.
Marvin: Is that a yes?
Hector rings his bell twice.
Marvin: Oh. Looking out of the window is boring at first, but it becomes quite a fun hobby after a few weeks.
Meanwhile.
Broflovski and Goodman's.
Saul: What brings you here Randy?
Randy: Gerald, we got another trial this week.
Gerald: What?! What do you mean?
Randy: I have to stand trial against Gus after my product, The Los Pollos Hermanos caused a lot of his customers to experience awful bowel movements.
Saul: So, Gus is saying that your weed has caused his business to become the Taco Bell of fried chicken restaurants?
Randy: Yeah.
Saul: I've been doing this weed for weeks and it hasn't caused me any problems.
Saul suddenly grabbed his stomach.
Saul: Oh no.
Saul got out of his chair and ran out of the office.
Gerald: I don't know if I should be doing this trial Randy. I've got my hands full with your divorce trial.
Randy: Come on Gerald! I need you.
Gerald: Like I said, I don't know Randy.
Randy: Gerald, you can do this. Has Saul ever taught you any of his tricks?
Gerald: No Randy.
Randy: Aww come on! Couldn't you try for this?
Randy pulls weed from his pocket.
Gerald: What is it?
Randy: It's my new product. I call it the Last Job.
Gerald: Why do you call it that?
Randy: I don't know, it sounded fancy.
Gerald: Randy, since you are my client I'll do my best to help you. That and I also want to try that weed.
Randy: Alright!
Saul reentered the office.
Saul: Hey I-
Sauk grabbed his stomach again.
Saul: Oh no.
Saul ran out of the office again.
Meanwhile.
Tegridy Farms.
Sharon was packing some stuff.
Shelly and Stan entered the room.
Shelly was carrying Stan's bags.
Sharon: Have you packed your stuff?
Shelly: Yes.
Stan: Yeah.
Sharon: You two will be staying at Uncle Jimbo's until the divorce is done.
Shelly: What? Not him!
Sharon: Do you wanna stay at Grandpa's?
Shelly: I'll get ready for Uncle Jimbo's.
Sharon: Get in the car you two, I'll be with you in a moment. I just gotta sort something out.
Sharon enters a room and inside the room was a mountain of money.
Sharon: I just need to get a few things.
Meanwhile.
Broflovski and Goodman's.
Gerald was sorting out some papers, until the office door opened.
Gerald: Hey Saul. Re-
But it wasn't Saul, it was Gus.
Gerald: Wait, I know you. You're Gustavo Fring.
Gus: Yes I am.
Gus approaches Gerald.
Gerald was about to get up.
Gus: Sit.
Gerald returned to his seat.
Gus: I need to talk things with you.
Suddenly Gus handcuffed Gerald to one of the arms of the chair.
Gerald: What the?
Gus handcuffs Gerald's other hand to the other arm of the chair.
Gerald: What is this?
Gus: I wanna talk.
Gerald: About what?
Gus: About tomorrows trial.
Gerald: But why the handcuffs?
Gus: You can't defend Randy's actions. He's a monster.
Gerald: I can actually. You told Randy to create a product that blends the taste of Tegridy and Mexico. And he did that. But he didn't know the consequences. And you were too stupid to ask him what he tested it on, because you're brainwashed by money.
Gus punches Gerald.
Gus: You're evidence against me is true mostly. I'm not money greedy Gerald, I was excited for the product. But here's the thing, Randy's not gonna win without that evidence.
Gus places a plastic bag over Gerald's head.
Gerald was struggling to breathe.
Gus just stared at Gerald's struggling with evil in his eyes.
After a few minutes, Gerald stopped struggling.
Gus: Because the jury's never gonna hear it.