"And that's how I ruined christmas last year." Ranger finished explaining.
"So your way of ruining christmas was to forget to bring ice?" Kaminari asked.
"They were always blaming me for the weirdest things." Ranger explained.
"So what's the next universe we're going to be watching?" Ochaco asked.
"Blink 182. In this one Midoriya, Kaminari and Kirishima started a punk band with Izuku on bass, Kaminari on guitar and Kirishima on drums with Midoriya and Kaminari taking turns as the lead singer. After the second album Kirishima left to go to college and Bakugo took his place for the next twenty years." Ranger explained.
"Twenty years?" Kyoka began to ask, "That's pretty impressive for a punk band."
"Of course they took frequent breaks between albums. Like when Midoriya got married or when Kaminari released a solo album and Bakugo's plane crash." Ranger explained before getting cut off by Bakugo's mother.
"PLANE CRASH?" Mitsuki asked in shock.
"Yeah, your son, much like lots of rock stars, was in a plane crash. Fortunately he survived with only some second and third degree burns." Ranger explained.
"What exactly will we be seeing this time?" Kirishima asked.
"Some music videos they did. They're for their christmas songs and FYI they do like to make fun of themselves so, expect some humor." Ranger explained.
The screen turned on with just the text on the screen reading "I Won't Be Home For Christmas" before showing Izuku in his apartment with Ibara as the music starts.
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
It then switches to Izuku and Ibara standing by the front door with a group of 1-B students singing to them before Izuku grabs a baseball bat and charges them.
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
"Did he just...attack like five of the 1-B students?" Kirishima asked, concerned.
"And why is Shiozaki with him?" Monoma asked, looking towards Izuku with a look of contempt.
"She could just be an actor." Kendo suggested.
At this point it showed Izuku and the rest of the band playing their instruments in the living room of Izuku's apartment playing the chorus of the song.
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
It then switches to Izuku in a jail cell looking slightly beaten up with the rest of the band sitting on each side of Izuku on a bench in the cell.
Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
'Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
'Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package
"Did he just make a rape joke?" Inko asked looking concerned.
"They are in jail." Mitsuki replied back.
"I don't think the police would let one prisoner rape onother in a county jail." Aizawa tried to reassure her.
"Besides it's only a music video." Midnight pointed out.
At this point it showed them with their instruments playing the chorus before the song ends.
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
"Best christmas song ever." Kaminari said while laughing.
"I think there might be two more." Mei pointed out.
"Get on with it." Bakugo said while laughing, unnerving everyone.
The screen showed the title as "Not Another Christmas Song" than shifted to Santa's workshop where claymation elves were making toys before the curtains fell revealing claymation versions of Izuku, Kaminari and Bakugo in ugly Christmas sweaters playing their instruments and Izuku and Kaminari singing while various elves were getting injured in grotesque ways. It also showed the band members decorating a tree, causing Bakugo to get electrocuted by christmas lights and knock over a nutcracker statue, crushing an elf.
I hate to be a downer
But I spent too many hours
Crossing days off the calendar
It don't mean nothing to me
I'm burned out like lights on a tree
Old songs, can't listen to these
Fake a smile, but all I can see
Is empty boxes and trees
Another year not in a coffin
Growing up or whatever you call it
Sometimes you get what you got
But it's not what you wanted at all
This is not another Christmas song
(Fa la la la, fa la la la)
This is not another Christmas
"Why were the elves getting killed that way?" Kirishima asked.
"Cause they must have found it funny." Momo awnsered.
"I really love the animation in this one." Mina pointed out.
"It's like those old christmas specials." Toru added.
The screen shifted to Santa and his wife arguing about a pair of underwear with the word naughty written across the back before he's thrown out on his ass as Izuku and Kaminari point and laugh while Bakugo just shakes his head and flips him off.
Why can't we get divorced for Christmas?
'Cause it just isn't the same
(It just isn't the same)
I miss the nights that we got twisted
I miss fucking in the rain
(I miss fucking in the rain)
And now (now) you're always angry
And I'm always saying I'm sorry
Depression's such a lonely business
Why can't we get divorced for Christmas?
The scene shifts back to the workshop where more elves die, one breaks a liquor bottle over Kaminari's head and Bakugo performs a drum solo before the focus shifts to a group of elves preparing a reindeer causing it to attach the elves
Another year not in a coffin
Growing up or whatever you call it
Sometimes you get what you got
But it's not what you wanted at all
This is not another Christmas song
(Fa la la la, Fa la la la)
This is not another Christmas song
(Fa la la la, Fa la la la)
This is not another Christmas song
Another year not in a coffin
Growing up or whatever you call it
Sometimes you get what you got
But it's not what you wanted at all
This is not another Christmas song
"Killer drum solo BakuBro." Kirishima praised the explosive teen.
"Are reindeer herbivores?" Mineta asked, confused as to why a reindeer would eat an elves head.
"I think so." Aizawa replied, also confused.
The scene shifted to Kaminari putting the star on the tree causing the elves to cheer and one to comfort Santa, until the reindeer started attacking. It also stole Bakugo's clothes while he was drumming, exposing the fact every inch of his skin was covered in tattoos, causing one female elf to hold out a sign that says "Bakugo, I'm Pregnant" while another elf was in a banana suit and santa was knocked out by the deer, causing his pants to rip revealing he was wearing the naughty underwear from earlier while the band gathered around him and an elf took a picture. Ending the song
Another year not in a coffin
Growing up or whatever you call it
Sometimes you get what you got
But it's not what you wanted at all
This is not another Christmas
Another year not in a coffin
Growing up or whatever you call it
Sometimes you get what you got
But it's not what you wanted at all
This is not another Christmas song
"That one was even better." Kaminari was laughing again.
"Are we sure this is punk?" Kyoka asked.
"Pop-punk." Ranger replied.
"At least they have a sense of humor." Ochaco pointed out.
"Can't picture Bakugo having a sense of humor." Tsuyu said, causing Mitsuki to smack her son before he responded.
"One more." Ranger said causing everyone to look at the screen.
The scene shifted to Izuku, Bakugo and Kaminari in a studio where all they did was play their shortest song.
It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven ffucking hot dogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's alway's fucking shiting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
At this point the screen cut to black.
"So inappropriate." Momo pointed out.
"I don't think I can justify this one." Kaminari replied.
"Funny cause you wrote it." Ranger replied.
"What's the next one?" Mei asked, hoping to avoid a fight.
"Die Hard" Ranger replied.
Authors Note: Blink-182 done. I saw the new video and had to do something with it. Next one's Die Hard.
As Always
Later