So, here's a new one of these. It was another weird list of characters to try to use (Yuffie, Zell's mom, Genesis, Roxas and Kairi), but I think I did okay.

Reminder that I don't own the characters. Let me know what you think.

Arachnophobia- Genesis raised an eyebrow, watching the young silver-haired man danced around and scream. His friends only laughed at him as he continued the freak out over the eight-legged creature casually making it's way along the railing. This was one of the Keyblade Masters?

Bamboozled- "Wha- How?" Yuffie stared in complete disbelief at the truth staring her in the face. Somehow, someway, Leon had completely reversed her prank and made her the victim of her own plot.

Cannibalism- Mrs, Dincht sighed, continuing to wipe down the counter. "People have been eating placentas after childbirth for years and probably across several cultures. I don't know why all of you are getting so worked up, especially you, Zell. Your birth parents likely ate yours."

Dirigible- "Oh the humanity!" Yuffie exclaimed, watching with the others as every single child's balloon airship was carried away on the sudden wind over the river. "Oh well, at least they're still flying and no rock passengers have fallen out."

Ether- If this was the Afterlife, it was nothing like the people of Destiny Islands believed. It wasn't full of misty ether or pristine white structures. Mirrored blue encompassed all of the infinite space, perhaps water, perhaps sky. There wasn't anyone else here but Kairi didn't feel alone. Somehow she knew she wasn't.

Frankincense- Roxas was not nearly as amused as his other friends. While they laughed, especially Hayner for it had been his joke, Roxas scowled. He hadn't wanted to be in the stupid Christmas play in the first place for this very reason. "It isn't that funny, guys, and at least I know what muur is. What the hell is frankincense?"

Giraffe- "That is the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Yuffie grins wickedly, looking at Zell immediately after. "You need to be a giraffe-thingy when we go to the Pride Lands. Imagine all the things you could do with that tongue!"

Herpes- "Whoa, wait, what?" Roxas stared at Vexen for a long moment before whirling around to glare at Axel. "You gave me a disease? I don't care if it is only mouth herpes. You are never touching me again."

Ipecac- "This is gross," declared Sora, dropping the bottle and spoon on the sink counter. Kairi felt Sora had earned this awful experience he was about to embark on, because really, who tried to food prank Riku? Even she knew that was doomed to fail and now, because she was a good girlfriend, she stood and waited to help Sora through the puke fest about to begin.

Jellybeans- It didn't matter how many times he told her, Mrs. Dincht continued to give the kids jellybeans on all the holidays. They were all polite about it, insisting she needn't trouble herself with giving them anything, and thanking her as she shoved them in their hands anyway. Somehow, she never noticed that all of them would end up in their trash by the end of the day.

Karat- Kairi smiled, eyes still teary, shaking her head. When she found her voice, she only said, "I don't care the value or future worth or any of that. The number of karats means nothing. It could be the cheapest ring you could find, and I'd still say yes."

Lycanthrope- Zell nearly bounced as he spoke. "No, totally! If Squall was going to be any supernatural being, it would be a werewolf. He completely fits the type."

Mundane- Genesis sighed and shook his head, not understanding Sephiroth's involvement in this place. He had represented greatness, held the highest esteem in his ability, and though had lost himself was still a superior being. How could one such as him lower himself so such an average and often lowly existence. How could he be happy?

Nougat- Kairi grins, pulling the candy apart and slowly licking at it, not taking her eyes away from Sora. He just stares, transfixed, and she honestly can't tell if it's her or the sweet she is toying with that is getting him hot.

Orangutan- "You must be joking," said Genesis flatly, looking around. The rest of the room was bowing or kneeling, displaying their fidelity to the very large... being that had entered. "I stand unconvinced that this primate is a king."

Parsnip- Roxas had been worried when Hayner, Pence, and Olette were all snickering as he ate, but the food was good and they didn't seem the types who'd want to poison him. It wasn't until halfway through, when that old duck had come by and asked what he thought of the parsnips that Roxas realized what they did. "I hate you three as much as I hate parsips."

Quail- "Is this a baby chicken?" Yuffie asked Zell quietly after Mrs, Dincht walked back to the stove for the rest of dinner The small roasted poultry rested on their plates, clearly a tiny and fully intact animal. "Cause I'm really not cool eating a baby chicken."

Rapscallion- Genesis blinked. He didn't find the description nearly as amusing as Sephiroth or Zack did, though that was to be expected. He would not bother to correct it, however, for he would not have use of any of those ingrates much longer.

Stapler- "Ask me again if I have your stapler, Yuffie, and you will wish you had never seen a movie, let alone Office Space." Of course, this threat didn't stop her.

Tryptophan- Genesis shared a look with Sephiroth. "I do not see why consuming gluttonous amounts of what you call turkey would do anything to improve anyone's mood, but by all means continue with your little experiment."

Underwear- "Uh..." Kairi stared at the two for a long moment. She supposed she should have been as embarrassed as they were finding them nearly undressed and very clearly working on making that fully undressed. She could only giggle. She couldn't wait to let Sora know that Riku was, in fact, not gay.

Velociraptor- Xion was already far ahead of them. Roxas shoved at Axel's back, pushing him forward and trying to look around for the other two he knew were there. "Blue was an exception to the rule, now run! I told you coming to this park was a stupid idea!"

Weeble- Yuffie flicked a finger at the toy again, smiling at the way it teetered. She'd had something like this as a baby, and it was cool to know that despite being from a completely different world her boyfriend had played with one also. If they ever had kids, she knew they'd have one, too.

X-ray- "Is this boy serious?" As soon as he asked the question, Genesis knew it had been a foolish one. "I have seen and experienced many things, but x-ray vision has not been one of those. I won't let you know if I ever do."

Yesterday- "I don't know what happened yesterday," said Roxas, managing to look innocent and to not glance in the direction of the mattress that hid the proof that he knew exactly what had happened yesterday. "Axel doesn't run these things by me before doing them."

Zimbabwe- Sora was absolutely insistent, though the looks he was getting from Simba and Naala made it clear they had no idea where Sora was getting this from. When he went into a long-winded explanation of where he got the name and how there had to be a name for the world, Kairi decided it made as much sense as anything.