At parent teacher night Ruby red range dressed in black leather jeans black leather boots and a black bikini top with a black vest over it walked into Michelle's class room.
The Teacher lady's eyes widen in shock as her face turned red as the Red she hulk sat down on her desk and crossed her legs. The Red she hulk smirked and flipped her hair, "What's wrong red Gamazon got your tongue?"
Michelle was blushing and stuttering and Ruby smiled as she tapped her chin with her hand, "Now I know I may have split out form Aki thanks to Gama bullshit but like Aki I go both ways but unlike my sister who prefers men I prefer girls and she was so right about how cute you are!"
The teacher lady's eyes widen and she light up redder then the she hulk before her!
Ruby smiled as she flicked the other woman's nose gentle and said, "I so owe Aki for letting me come here to talk about Max. Now we can talk about the damage he makes when some one flirts with Zoe or when he lose control or sense I am last on your list we could leave and go some were nice for a night on the town the two of us on the first date you've had I am guessing sense collage."
Michelle then let out a flat, "highschool and yes please!" she said stunned.
A week later Michelle hand Max a paper and the mini hulk just blinked, "Wait wait wait, you are dating my aunt and I still get an F?" he asked confused.
the teacher lady smiled as she waved a finger at him, "I will not be fire for nepotism beside your grades don't really matter you will either be avenger or agent of shield so how you duo here doesn't mean shit I mean your just going to be paid to punch people in the face any how!? Why you need to know how to figure out how heavy a moon is or how invented the light bulb! This things you will never need man! Same thing applies to Zoe, Meena and Skaar!"
In the back Skaar in his human form dressed in a black hoodie black jogging pants and black sneakers smiled and said, "My mom was an alien!" as his way of agreeing.
Max shrugged as he rubbed the back of his head and added, "Gee good point there teach! Why do we still go to school any how?" he turned looking at the class.
Meena smirked and said, "I always want to but couldn't as my dad won't let me out of the palace!"
Zoe rubbed her chin with her left wing as she said, "set a good example for others!" she said happily.
Skaar then said, "I always want too but there was no schools on a war tore hell hole of my home planet thanks to Meek killing my mom leading to me being born form her corpse by c-section and my dad coming home as he made it look like it was earths fault!"
Lyra then popped her head in and said, "over heard while I was heading to the bathroom I am here because I want to look at cute boys in my age group! Who aren't trying to kill me. And why am I not in the same class with the rest of you it's bull! Hi aunt Michelle!" She then popped her head out and left.
Michelle then blushed thinking of herself and red she hulk in wedding dresses kissing on there wedding day as she smiled, "One can hope one can hope!" she then shock her head, "anyway enough non sense slash super power talk! I have a class to teach then a girlfriend to head home and make out with!"
Meanwhile.
half a world away Red she hulk was jumping in a fighting stance jumping a wendigo in the gut as she watched Aki slash the thing, "you don't think me and Michelle look weird together?"
Aki rolled her eyes as she cut off a head of a wendigo and said, for the millionth time she is below your chest level everyone watching is jealous of her or happy to be watching real life lesbians or are homophobes now can you drop this shit sister dear sister! We have flesh eating monsters to fucking murder!"
Ruby pushed her fist right through the body of a wendigo as she said, 'Ok then! She is just so cute!" She said as she back flipped and land a kick that knocked off a monster's head before she land on her feet and said, "Now I know why you like Spike so much cute silly date and you are a super tall strong super heroine it just feels right!"
Aki rolled her eyes as she cut a wendigo in half at the waist and said, "First off I though he was a scientist second off turns out I married a spy! That is hardly comparable to a school teacher who likes to use your abs as a pillow!" She then used her sword to slash another wendigo's head off.
Red she hulk elbowed a wendigo in the jaw making the jaw snap off as she turned and ripped it's heart out with her bare hand, "True true!" she then used the head to smash another one's skull in. "And look at us we are talking about this while slaughtering flash eating monsters.. think we are crazy?"
Aki rolled her eyes, "lets see now super dinosaur chicken fighting aliens time travel, super powers, spies, more time travel you split off of me form gamma energy and a military invasion. Either we are crazy the world has gone mad, we are in an anime or worst we are in a bad fanfiction!"
Ruby blinked and nodded as she said, "True true!" she then grabbed the wendigo trying to sneak up behind her's head and snapped it's neck with a twist of her wrists. "Very true!"
Later on at Michelle's house she was happily sitting in Red she hulk's lab her arms around her neck kissing her as Red she hulk smirked and held her hips.
Meanwhile.
Max was falling out of a machine to come face to face with Doctor doom and some strange ritual set up Doctor doom roared, "THIS IS THE YEAR I WILL SAVE MY MOTHER!"
Max looked confused and held his chin as he asked, "form what and how?"
Doom seemed confused as no one asked, "well no one has asked before… very well doom shall tell you! My mother was a witch but she didn't tell anyone as such she went to hell beside using her powers to heal others So when I learned of this I contact the demon who holds her soul. He took pitty on Doom at the time a scared little boy who just want his mommy! He made a deal with Doom for nothing once a year I can challenge one of his demons and if I defeat it before the setting sun my mother's soul will be set free to go to heaven and rest in peace after spending one more day with Doom here on earth!"
Max got up and looked at him, "wow!... never took you for a mommy's boy or a woobie Ok I am guessing you called him here to try and Gamma charge your armor sense the find that Gamma and hell fire are so similar would allow you to better match the demon you most fight?"
Doom rubbed his chin and said, "Shockingly right! Doom did not expect that form your school records!"
Max smirked as he said, "Plukas, there is more to the mind then what paper can show after all if you put all that magic stuff on a test you would fail it for sure there doctor!"
Doctor doom rubbed his metal plated chin and said, "why yes yes Good point so then are you saying you will allow me to drain your Gamma energy to fuel my armor?"
Max banged his chest as he said, "I am a gamma reactor take what you need man! It's for your mother's soul do it! COME ON LET'S DO THIS THING!"
Doctor doom was shocked as he said, "… all I had to do was explain? Well then ok then!" he then put his hand on Max's chest and in a moment Max fell over.
Max returned to his original self for a moment before returning to his mini grey hulk self and getting up shaking knees as a ring with a strange symbol appeared.
Doom was standing in it as Max put his hand on the side of it to find he couldn't move into it.
The doctor held out his hands as his armor glow grey, "Come forth demon!"
In a moment a large humanoid appeared it was twice dooms size it had one eye, and a mouth and nose on it's stomach it's lower body was hair covered with hooved feet it's creepily long arms had three clawed fingers no thumbs and on it's back were four bat wings.
the demon licked it' sharp teeth and said, "Remember Doom you have till sunrise to make me fall and stay down for ten seconds to save your mother's soul!"
Doom charged as he yelled out, "DOOM KNOWS THIS!
to be continued.