Last Time On Dimension Hoppers...
As this whole exchange was going on, everyone was watching closely. Star used this opportunity to find who the Maßöffner was. He swiftly walked through each guard and paying attention to the glow of his ring. After a while, he found out his ring was glowing the brightest when he was next to one of the priests.
Hey, you.
The first thing that Star thought of doing was attacking the priest so that was exactly what he did. In one swift movement, he impaled the priest with his sword. Once the deed was done, Star realized he shouldn't have done that.
"Ahhh!" The priest yelled as he sunk down to the ground and coughed out blood. "Star what did you do!?" Jan asked. "Chillax. He won't die," Star answered. "Dude. The blade of your sword is made out of stardust," Leo said. Star started sweating. "Hm. I never really liked that priest anyway," Pando said with a shrug. Suddenly the guards pointed their staffs at Star. "He killed one of the priests of Bruntzetta! Kill him!" Anga ordered. The guards started charging at Star who was currently running away. "At least I got a shard!" Star cried. Jan and Leo joined him. "Janna! Get Glossaryck to take us back to Earth!" Star cried. "I gotchu!" Jan cried, pulling out his phone.
"Hey...Glossy...take us back home..." He spoke to the phone. Nothing happened. "Uh dude, I don't think he wants to talk to us," Leo said. Pando, who personally enjoyed seeing Star suffer, decided to intervene. He was about to run after Star when Anga stopped him. "What about your dagger?" He asked. "Kill me with that when you grow some balls," Pando said before running off.
He summomed a glock and shot up into the air, causing everyone to freeze. "Don't kill the Mewman! He and I were ordered by the great Hekapoo to go on a mission together!" Pando announced. Everyone gasped. "Prince Kpakpando has met Lady Hekapoo!?" "Wooooaaaahhhhh I can't believed we tried to turn him into a mummy!" "How dare that Mewman see Lady Hekapoo before me!?" "Anyanwu. Onwa," Pando said. The Ikenga appeared out of nowhere and pulled out a pair of Dimensional Scissors. "So, we finna go now. Tell my father I say wassup. Later!" Pando cried before hopping into the portal. The others followed.
"Don't leave! Uggg! Fucking...PANDOOOOOOOO!" Anga yelled in anger.
Act 3: second semester.
"Ah...this is the life..." Macaria mumbled as she sunk deeper into her bubble bath. First of all, she was home alone. Her mom went to a karaoke place with some friends and Star had work. Speaking of work, I gotta look for a job. Should I do an internship? I've always wanted to do one, Macaria thought, playing with the red petals that were floating in the water. She was using the rose scented candles she got for Christmas and music was playing from her speaker at a low volume. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the temporary calmness.
"MADE IT BACK ALIVE!"
Macaria frowned. Star was back. With a sigh, she got out of the tub, put on her bathroom, blew out the candles, and made her way downstairs. "You don't gotta make noise everywhere you go," she said as she walked down the stairs. Once she was in the living room, she froze. Star was sitting there with the new guy Leo. I thought Star didn't know this guy. I don't want no stranger in my house. Why's this stranger here? She thought.
Suddenly, Leo stood up and pulled Macaria into a hug. She blinked. "This is Marco, right?" Leo asked. "Yep," Star answered, walking into the kitchen. Leo broke the hug, got down on one knee, and held one of Macaria's hands. "Marco. Star was correct. You really do look like the Goddess of Beauty. Let me introduce myself. I'm Leo the Lion and I'm one of the Zodiacs. Come, let us explore the universe together!" "Thank you, next," Macaria said, flicking his forehead. "Damn! I like me a feisty woman!" Leo cried.
Jinx appeared out of nowhere and Leo saw the cat. "You guys have a cat!?" He cried. Jinx quickly ran away and Leo chased after him. "Uh...so the new guy Leo is actually your friend Leo from the Zodiacs?" Macaria asked as soon as Star entered with a bowl of grapes. "Shocker, ain't it?" Star answered, sitting on the couch. "Why's he here?" Macaria asked. "The guy needed a place to stay so I'm letting him crash with us," Star answered as if it were no big deal.
"Without asking me!? This is my house! My rules! I can barely stand you, now I gotta deal with another one of you!? No. Kick him out. Let him stay at a motel or something," Macaria said. "What? But why? I promise he won't destroy anything," Star asked. "What will my mom do?" Macaria asked. Star thought about it. "I'm pretty sure she'll be fine with it. She's hella chill." Macaria frantically shook her head.
"Bad idea? But she accepted me," Star said. "Because she signed up to house a foreign exchange student and got you. With Leo, that won't work. There are so many reasons why it won't work," Macaria answered. "Imagine. Leo on the streets in the cold," Star said. "I can live with that," Macaria said. "Marcoooooo! Pleeaaassseeee!?" Star begged. They both looked to the side and saw Leo cuddling with Jinx. "See!? Even Jinx wants him to stay!" Star cried. Macaria sighed. "Let me get pen and paper so we can make a contract."
A few minutes later, Star and Macaria were sitting at the coffee table and were working on a contract for Leo to follow. "What are you guys doing?" Leo asked, joining them with Jinx in his lap. Star and Macaria ignored him and continued to make the contract. "?" Leo replied, tilting his head to the side. "Finished!" Star cried. "This looks good enough," Macaria said. "?" Leo repeated. Macaria put the contract in front of him.
Rules of Living Here (put together by Diosa and Star)
Party A: Macaria Albina Diaz Villanueva of Earth
Party B: Demigod of the Skies Prince Starious Sire Regulus Butterfly of Mewni
Party C: Demigod of the Sun Leo the Lion of the Zodiacs
1.) Party C will be expected to get a job and help out around the house
2.) Party A and Party B are the only ones who knows Party C lives here
3.) Party C will allow Party A and Party B help him out
4.) Party A does not know Party C and Party B at school
5.) Party C must help Party B and Party A with capturing the Maßöffner
6.) Party C and Party B must follow the rules teenagers under 18 have to follow
7.) Party C and Party B will be under direct control of Party A no compromise
New rules shall be added once Party A officially approves of the rules.
I, Party A, agree with the terms of this contract.
Macaria Albina Diaz Villanueva of Earth
I, Party B, agree with the terms of this contract.
Demigod of the Skies Prince Starious Sire Regulus Butterfly of Mewni
I, Party C, agree with the terms of this contract.
Demigod of the Sun Leo the Lion of the Zodiacs
"All you gotta do is sign," Star said. "Um...this is awkward..." Leo started. "What?" Star asked. "I can't read," Leo answered. Macaria and Star blinked. "Are you being serious?" Macaria asked. "I was born a peasant back on Mewni. Also I'm always going around different dimensions or fighting at the Colosseum. There was no need for me to learn how to read or write," Leo answered with a shrug.
"True. On Mewni, if you're rich, you know how to read and write. It's also like that with some other dimensions like Sutraya and Yokaia. Then in some dimensions like Woolandia and Alyria, they don't learn to read or write. To get info they use symbols or are told stories. But other dimensions like Avalonia and Crystalia it's a must that everyone learns how to read and write," Star explained.
"Wow. That's highly unexpected. But wait, Star, how did you learn how to read and write in English?" Macaria asked. "When I was stuck in Hekapoo's dimension for 10 hours, she taught me everything I needed to know," Star answered. "Lucky. As soon as I got on Earth, it was down to business. Never got a break. It was so hard for me to come up with a human identity! I had to get some help from Zetwal!" Leo cried.
"Zetwal's on Earth?" Star asked. "Yeah. He got banished from Zurai," Leo answered. "Again?" Star asked. "You know how he gets," Leo said, shaking his head. Macaria awkwardly coughed. "There's more of you?" She asked. "Yeah. I know this guy named Zetwal. His full name though is the Naturegod of Water Prince Zetwal Memwa Bondye Wa of Zurai and future God of Nature. He's besties with Pando and they both don't like me. Zetwal and I got...history. Yo, Leo, how come he helped you out?" Star asked. "I helped him hook up with some chick when I ran into him," Leo answered. Star shook his head. "The guy never changes."
"Is Zetwal here in Echo Creek?" Star then asked. "Nah. The guy's always traveling. I'm pretty sure he's a celebrity on Earth...forgot his Earthly identity though," Leo answered. "Ok, we're getting off topic. Leo, we gotta find a way to teach you how to read and write," Macaria said. "Can't you just teach him?" Star asked.
"I can't teach to save my life. Plus, I'm busy with extracurriculars. How about Venus? She's posing as a teacher here," Macaria answered. Leo and Star quickly shook their heads. "Ok...how about Brittney?" Macaria suggested. "What? Brittney can teach?" Star asked. "Nope. But, she's rich so she can get Leo some workbooks and a tutor," Macaria answered. "Hmmmm..." Leo mumbled, thinking about the idea.
Suddenly, they heard the garage open. "Star, take Leo to the attic!" Macaria cried. "What's an attic?" Star asked. Macaria resisted the urge to face palm. "Never mind, I'll take him. Clean up the living room and hide all evidence that Leo was here," Macaria said, grabbing Leo by the arm and dragging him upstairs.
Once she and Leo were upstairs, Macaria pulled down the latch, revealing the ladder to the attic. "Go up the attic and stay up there. I'll consider bringing you food," Macaria ordered. "A goodnight kiss?" Leo asked. Macaria glared at him. "Fine, fine, I'll go upstairs," Leo said. Once he was up, Macaria closed the attic and ran downstairs.
"I'm home!" Angie cried, entering through the garage. "I brought OFC!" The 3 of them sat at the kitchen island and ate the chicken. "Oh! Forgot something! Be right back!" Angie cried before leaving the kitchen. "Ima give Leo some chicken," Star said. "Just give him some when my mom's alseep," Macaria said. "I can't let him starve!" Star cried. "You don't even know what an attic is," Macaria said. Star stopped talking, realizing what she just said was true.
They then heard a loud noise that sounded like something fell and Angie's scream coming from upstairs. Star and Macaria looked at each other before running upstairs to see what happened. Once they arrived, they saw that the ladder was down, Angie was on ground obviously in shock, and Leo was just sitting on the ladder. "I smelled meat so I went to check it out. Then I saw this tiny lady," Leo answered. Star laughed. Macaria face palmed.
They were now in the living room. "So let me get this straight. Star's childhood friend from Italy decided to come here because he missed his friend but had nowhere to stay so you guys are letting him stay here?" Angie asked after they explaimed the situation to the best of their abilities. The 3 of them nodded. "Leo, as long as you don't steal anything or call the Italian Mafia, you're welcomed!" Angie cried. The 3 of the blinked. "Wait, mom, you're ok with this?" Macaria asked. "No, I'm not, but I can't say no to Star's friend who came all the way from Italy just to see him," Angie answered.
"So it worked out! Yay!" Star and Leo cried, high fiving each other. Jinx jumped up and down to celebrate with them. "Woah! Where did the cat come from!?" Angie asked. The other 3 and Jinx froze, obviously unsure of what to say.
"So wait. You knew the whole time that Pando wasn't dead?" Macaria asked Brittney the next day. Brittney nodded as she took a sip of her Sunbucks coffee. "How?" Macaria asked. "Pando and I are closer than you think," Brittney answered. Then Macaria remembered the time that Pando was the new guy and how Brittney thought he was cute. "Ohhhhh, I see. You finally got him to be your man."
"No. We're not like that," Brittney answered. "What? Really?" Macaria asked. "Yeah, he's attractive. I'm attractive too. Beautiful people gotta stick together, you know? And our relationship is a partnership," Brittney explained. "Partnership for what? You mean friendship?" Macaria asked. "Partnership for world domination," Brittney answered as if it were the most obvious thing.
Macaria blinked and resisted the urge to face palm. "...are you serious?" "Taking over the world sounds like fun! Wong Cosmetics is already big, I guess, but I can expland it and start a whole empire! And Pando's helping me! He thinks it sounds fun, and he's getting money! So, we decided to form an alliance and work together!" Brittney explained. "Money?" Macaria asked. Brittney nodded. "What does this world run on?" "...I don't know?" Macaria answered.
"Money. And drugs can bring in big money. Look at all those big shot drug cartels. Once I'm CEO, Wong Cosmetics and Panda, the name of Pando's drug cartel, can come together and take over the world!" Brittney said. This is Jan's fault for teaching Pando about drugs, Macaria thought. "Are you being fureal?" Macaria asked. "Fureal fureal!" Brittney answered. Macaria just sighed. "Ok. Just ok."
Once they entered the class, the first thing she saw was Leo hitting on a bunch of girls. She simply shook her head. Star and Jan were late, as usual, and it seems like Pando and the Ikenga have joined them. As for Jackson, he was just on his phone. It's been a while since we broke up, She thought.
Soon, the bell rang and class started. "So, we got new students again. Why can't you little shits just show up to school on the first day? Watch there be more new students tomorrow," the teacher announced. Everyone watched as the 2 new students walked into the classroom. "Introduce ya selves," Miss Skullnick said. The first one had a golden durag on his head, dark brown eyes, golden studded earrings, a red Ela hoodie, a denim jacket, black ripped jeans, a bunch of gold rings on his fingers, a black diamond under his left eye, and white Elas. He had a golden Guzzi bookbag.
The second one had black hair braided into 4 short cornrow braids, a black Jordyns headband, dark brown eyes, a black diamond under his right eye, a golden hooped noes piercing, a red and white varsity jacket, a white shirt, denim ripped jeans, and Timbaland boots. He had a red Jordyns bookbag. The first one spoke. "I'm Jeremiah Sulwe, and he's Josiah Sulwe. We're from Kenya." He then locked eyes with Pando.
"Anga...!"
Star quickly turned to face Pando. "That's Anga!?" He whispered. Pando nodded. Leo crawled on the floor to join the Starboys. "Why's Anga here?" He asked. "Like I know!" Pando answered. "What are we gonna do about him?" Leo asked. "First, ima get rid of the star tattoo that's under my eye. It looked nice in the Earthling magazines but after seeing Anga with one, suddenly it's ugly. Second, Mewman. Let's form a truce. We gotta get him to leave," Pando said. "Deal," Star answered. The Starboys shook hands.
To put it bluntly, the Starboys played pranks on Anga for 2 weeks.
They tried everything in their power to ger Anga to go back. They got clowns, staged a robbery at a store he was at, sent him death threats, and a bunch of other things. Still, Anga wouldn't leave. He was suspiciously acting like a normal high school student. He even had a part time job at a fast food restaurant.
"Are you guys still trying to get Anga to leave?" Macaria asked as she watched him enter the house after work. "I don't get it. He's obviously here for a reason but I can't figure out why," Star said. He then noticed Leo was missing. "Where's Leo?" "I taught him how to clean bathrooms," Macaria said as she continued to watch her movie on Bisney+ though her phone.
Star sat down at the coffee table next to Macaria and sighed. When he saw Jinx playing with a ball of yarn, he glanced at his ring. When he broke the Wand of Mewni, all that remained was the ring he was wearing and it would glow whenever a Maßöffner was nearby. "Yo, Marco. Let's go Maßöffner hunting."
A few minutes later, the 2 were wondering around the place. "Star, this was a bad idea. Walking around town at night when a gang war is gonna start soon is a hella bad idea. Why did I even agree?" Macaria said. "Gang war?" Star asked. "Oh yeah. Here, there are 2 gangs. The Perros and the Gatos. My uncle and his dogs are part of the Perros. They don't like each other. There's been signs that another gang war is gonna start. And this place was finally peaceful," Macaria answered. Star then remembered the time members of the Perros came in all beat up and Jan mentioned his baby sister Adrorabella.
"It'll be fine. I got your back," Star said. Something then caught his eye and he ran towards it. "Yo! What happened to you having my back!?" Macaria asked. She then realized Star had discovered a playground. She shook her head and followed him.
"So you guys just have these things laying around?" Star asked, sitting on the swing. "Yeah. Kids play here. I think it's disgusting here though. They drool on everything and when they get hurt the blood gets everywhere. Then they even pee," Macaria answered. She then noticed Star's ring was glowing. Star noticed as well. "There's a Maßöffner nearby? At this place? At this time?" Macaria asked.
"Marco...there's a kid looking dead at me and it's beside you," Star said. Macaria looked and saw the kid which caused her to jump. "Can I see your ring? It looks so cool!" The kid asked. "Uh, nope!" Star answered. The kid's face scrunched up in anger.
Macaria then grabbed his arm. "Wait. If you find a Maßöffner, doesn't the victim...die?" "It's a necessary sacrifice," Star answered. "I don't agree with killing an innocent kid," Macaria said. "It ain't no innocent kid no more," Star said. "Let's find another Maßöffner," Macaria said. "And let a Maßöffner get away?" Star asked. "It's a necessary sacrifice," Macaria said. "Marco. Go back to your house and find Leo," Star said.
"Wait, why?" Macaria asked. "He's the only one who can handle this since you can't," Star answered. Macaria suddenly felt her anger start boiling inside of her. "You know, ever since Leo came back you barely even talk to me. You know, I'm right here. Just talk to me whenever. Do shit with me. We still haven't done things on that list we made last year," Macaria said.
"I don't want to get you invovled in my affairs. Remember that contract you made when I first got here? We promised not to get in each other's business. Technically you're breaking the contract," Star said. "Forget about that contract. We agreed to help each other, remember?" Macaria asked. "Leo is part of my business so he's with me. I'm gonna leave soon anyway so start getting used to life on Earth," Star answered.
"Yo, boss! You guys left me!" Leo cried, running towards them. He then noticed Star's glowing ring. "Maßöffner. Let's go!" Star cried before summoning his Skyblade. Leo summoned his Sundancer and they both ran afrer the Maßöffner child that had ran away.
Macaria sat on the swings. What does he fucking want? He's saying shit like how he'll always be with me and then when his friend comes in he just abandons me. But he does have a point. Now that Leo's here, the Maßöffner will be captured faster and they'll leave. Still though. I wanted to help. This ain't fair.
She heard someone sit on the swings next to her. She turned and saw Jackson. "So...I heard everything," he said. Macaria rolled her eyes. "Of course you did. What do you want?" "You caught feelings for the alien," Jackson answered. Macaria blinked. "What do you mean?" "I saw you guys kiss at Brittney's party," Jackson answered. Macaria blushed. "To be honest, that felt like a big blow to my ego. You moved on so fast...or did you start gaining feelings for him while we were dating?" Jackson asked.
"I don't have feelings for him. It's just...he was upset and I needed to find a way to get his mind off of things and the kdramas Brittney always forces me to watch always shows the characters kissing when they need to find a solution to a problem or get their minds off things so...I decided why not try it out? Besides, Star and I are partners and there's nothing going on between us," Macaria explained. "You sure?" Jackson asked. "Yeah," Macaria answered. "Good," Jackson said. Macaria blinked. "What do you mean?"
"Don't fall for Star Butterfly. Argue all you want, you're already getting feelings for him. He's going to leave soon and he's an alien. I know we're ex's but we did date once. We're also childhood friends. I don't want you to get hurt," Jackson said, taking on of Macaria's hands. She hated to admit it, but whenever Jackson touched her it still felt like electricity.
"Think all you want," Macaria said, slipping her hand out of Jackson's gentle grip. They didn't say anything to each other for a while. "You can talk to me about anything. I know more than I let on," Jackson said. "I know you do. What are you planning?" Macaria asked. "Nothing. I just wanna make sure you're safe and sound," Jackson answered.
"You said something weird at Brittney's party. You said something like being offered a way to make your dreams come true but it causes you to do things you know aren't right," Macaria said, changing the topic from her to him. "Oh. Yeah. That," Jackson said.
"If I know you like I think I do, you never second guess yourself. You do anything you can anyway you can and you do it with passion. That was actually one of the reasons why I went out with you in the first place," Macaria said. "There's a first for everything. Sometime last year, I was offered something huge and I took it cuz it's a one time thing. But then I was forced to do things that weren't right. I even had to hurt you," Jackson said.
Macaria blinked. "Hurt me? This thing affects me?" Jackson realized what he just said. "Never mind. Just...know your limits and do the right thing. That's what I came here to tell you. I gotta go," Jackson said, getting up. "Wait," Macaria said. "What?" Jackson asked. "We're ex's so don't even try to get me back with you. It ain't gonna happen. But, we're also childhood friends. Let's tell each other everything like we used to do," Macaria answered. "Sure," Jackson agreed.
As she watched Jackson walk away, she thought about the time when they were dating and even before. They told each other literally everything and they never kept secrets. Now, they're barely talking and she was actually missing the good times. Jackson obviously must miss the good times. He's going through all this trouble to know what's going on, Macaria thought. She decided to head home and get some sleep.
Meanwhile, Star and Leo lost the Maßöffner and they were now walking around town. "Why didn't the human come with us?" Leo asked. "She's a human. She can't always be in our business," Star answered. "Did you guys fight?" Leo asked. "I guess we did," Star answered. "Good," Leo answered. Star blinked. "What do you mean?
"She's a human. You're a Mewman. It won't work between you two," Leo answered. "What do you mean? I'm already dating Venus," Star asked. "All of us Zodiacs know the real reason why you're dating Venus is so you can use her whenever you need her cuz she's hella powerful," Leo answered. "Fuck. You guys know me so well! Star said.
"Has she caught on?" Leo asked. "I have no idea. It's Venus. There's no way to know what she's thinking," Star answered. "It's awkward having her as a teacher when she's our age," Leo said. "To be honest," Star said. "Going back to what I said earlier, you got some feelings for Marco," Leo said. "Feelings? No, I just feel bad for her. I keep on dragging her into my problems and she gets hurt," Star said. "Ha! The Star in the past wouldn't care if he got people invovled in his problems and he would care even less if they got hurt. You have feelings for Marco!" Leo cried.
"I do!?" Star cried. Leo nodded. "It's weird. You're the Accidental Matchmaker yet you don't even realize when you have feelings yourself. You do know what this means, right?" Leo asked. "I gotta get rid of the feelings," Star answered. "Exactly," Leo said.
"Marco and I kissed though," Star said. "Wait, really!?" Leo cried. "Yeah. Why? Is that a bad thing?" Star asked. "For us Mewmans, no, but for humans, yeah. You're friend Janna his very wise. He told me that on Earth, kisses mean more than a greeting. You kiss your significant other. It means intimacy, love, and other shit," Leo answered. "Fuck. I think Marco has feelings for me," Star realized.
"What are you gonna do about it?" Leo asked. "I guess push her away and keep my distance. Eventually she'll lose her feelings for me and I'll lose my feelings for her," Star answered. "Good plan, good plan, good plan. Besides, you gotta start focusing on this Maßöffner business. If the remaining Zodiacs find all of the Maßöffner before us, things won't end well," Leo said. "Yeah. I've been playing around since I got here. No wonder you're my right hand man. You're always there to keep me focused. Wanna sneak into the Bounce Lounge?" Star asked. "Hell yeah!" Leo cried.
Speaking of Venus, she was being mischievous, as usual. This time, she was causing trouble in Sutraya. She was currently walking through the marketplace under the moonlight. "Come! Buy these candles! They light up by themselves!" "Here's a beautiful diamond for the lovely lady!" "Come one, come all! The circus is in town!"
"Come out, come out wherever you are..." She sang in a low voice. "Hey, young lady! You don't seem to be from here! Would you like to try one of my saris? They're made from the finest fabric in the Sutraya Dimension!" A vendor asked Venus. "I'll pass, but thank you," she answered. She then saw what she was looking for behind the vendor's stand. As a result, she snapped her fingers and the stand caught on fire. The vendor screamed. "Why did you do that!?" The thing, or should we say being, Venus was looking for ran off so Venus chased after it.
Everyone moved out of the way as Venus chased the being. Eventually she got annoyed so she caught the whole market on fire. The Sutrayans ran around the place and casted all sorts of spells to get rid of the fire. Unfortunately for them, their efforts didn't work.
Eventually, the being stopped running when it was cornered to a wall by Venus. "Hi, Aquarius. Mind giving me all of your shards?" Venus asked with a smirk. "Honestly. It's not like you to run from an enemy. Star would be highly disappointed if he found out. Let's keep this a secret between us girls, alright? But, only if you give me all of your shards. Oh, and do me a favor and tell me where Toffee the Immortal is. I've been looking for him for months but I just can't seem to find him. It's driving me crazy," Venus said.
"Toffee the Immortal? He's a legend. The Magic High Commission dealt with him a long time ago after Queen Moonaria took away his power of immortality," Aquarius said. "So why is the Symbol of Ophiuchus on your chest? All of Toffee's men have that mark," Venus asked. Aquarius didn't speak. "Ok. Shards please?" Venus asked.
"Currentbreaker!" Aquarius cried, summoning her whip. Venus sighed. "Fighting? Fine, let's fight," she said before summoning her whip. They both ran around the burning marketplace as they tried to his each other with their whips. Aquarius was pitting all of her strength into the fight while Venus was easily dealing with her.
After a while, Venus decided to stop playing around. With a snap of her fingers, Aquarius was knocked out cold. Their weapons disappeared along with the fires as she approached Aquarius. "Where would I put the shards if I was a barbarian...?" Venus wondered out loud as she stripped Aquarius.
Eventually, she discovered the shards was in a small box hidden in Aquarius' bra. She took the box and with a snap of her fingers, Aquarius was tied up. Everyone was watching Venus in shock. "Isn't that King Sitaare's favorite concubine Tara!?" "Don't make eye contact or you'll be her next victim!" "Why did she just strip that poor girl of all her clothing?" Venus heard the whispering but they didn't bother her. In fact, she enjoyed them. She faced everyone in the crowd, winked, and with a snap of her fingers, she and Aquarius disappeared in a puff of smoke.
She had teleported to the palace and was currently standing in front of Sitaare's bedroom door. "Don't make a sound or I'll rip your tounge out," Venus threatened before opening the door. "Oh. Oops. I interrupted something," she said, looking at Sitaare and a girl, both naked in Sitaare's bed. The girl turned pale and quickly rapped a cloth around her, got out of bed, and knelt down with her head on the floor.
"Crowned Consort Tara! You said you would be back from your travels in a year!" The concubine cried. "It's been a year," Venus answered. The concubine started shaking. "You're right! Please, let me repent by receiving 100 lashes!" The girl cried. "Ok. That's what you wished. Guards?" Venus said. "Wait! I don't mean! No!" The girl cried as the guards dragged her away. Sitaare was watching the whole exchange in amusement.
"Here's Aquarius. Took me a while to hunt her down but here she is," Venus said as she closed the door. "You knocked her out?" Sitaare asked with a smirk. "She was getting annoying," Venus answered. "So far we have Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn and now Aquarius," Sitaare said. "Oh, and Leo is with Star," Venus said. "Really? Is he under the effects of the Symbol of Ophiuchus?" Sitaare asked. "He claims not to be. I'm still keeping an eye on him," Venus answered, sitting next to him. They both tangled their fingers together.
"I'm doing all the work here. How come you always get the easier stuff?" Venus asked. "Now I gotta do more work. Star decided to make a scene in Woolandia. Now everyone's pissed off because he was supposed to be in the Dominus Cloister, he still hasn't returned the Star Compass, and he even killed one of the priests. Now there's a greater possibility of a war between Mewni and Woolandia," Sitaare answered.
Venus sighed. "All that boy knows how to do is destroy things. He destroyed our efforts of making things peaceful. Everyone's gonna find out the Maßöffner are out and when they find that out, they're gonna realize that Toffee's out." "Every dimension in the Double U are invovled in this. I got so much king work to do I don't got time to deal with this Toffee shit," Sitaare said.
"Maybe we can find a way to distract everyone. Maybe a ball or something?" Venus suggested. "Yeah, then while the ball's going on, I can send some familiars to take care of stuff," Toffee added. "That works out. You get any info from the Zodiacs we have so far?" Venus asked. "I've tried all sorts of torture methods but they won't speak," Sitaare answered. "I see. Are they loyal to anyone else other than Toffee and Ludo?" Venus asked. "Although they're still under the effects of the Symbol of Ophiuchus, they are still very loyal to Star," Sitaare answered. Venus got an idea.
"Then I'll torture Star to death right in front of them if none of them say anything."
Now...it's time for...
Dimensional Interviews!
Venus: Yay! I'm getting interviewed again!
Journalist: Nice to see you too, Venus
Venus: Let's begin!
Journalist: What did you think of last season?
Venus: I personally had some fun
Journalist: What do you think of this season so far?
Venus: Feels more serious than the last
Journalist: Do you still like being the supporting character?
Venus: At first, I didn't like it but now I kinda don't mind
Journalist: Alright. Now we'll be asking random questions that may or may not have to do with the story
Venus: Sure, ask away!
Journalist: What's your fashion style?
Venus: Mature, elegant, and sexy
Journalist: Who do you think has the best sense of style?
Venus: Me of course
Journalist: Do you believe in ghosts?
Venus: Yep!
Journalist: What would you do if you met Tom Lucitor from Star vs the Forces of Evil?
Venus: Change his whole style completely and give him lessons on how to be a heartthrob
Journalist: What would you do during the purge?
Venus: I'd catch the whole place on fire
Journalist: Would you raid Area 51?
Venus: No. Doesn't sound all that interesting
Journalist: What's your type?
Venus: Someone who I can trust and not worry about him using me for my power
Journalist: Do you consider yourself as a bad guy?
Venus: I'm always being called the Devil so I guess...?
Journalist: In the story so far, which event would you like to go back in time to fix?
Venus: Becoming a teacher. I gave myself so much extra work
Journalist: What do you think is gonna happen to you based on the events that's happend in the story so far?
Venus: I feel like everything's gonna go fine
Journalist: What is your biggest wish?
Venus: To be accepted by my parents
Journalist: What's your favorite movie genre?
Venus: XXX movies
Journalist: What's the dumbest thing you ever done
Venus: I never do dumb things
Journalist: What's your favorite subject?
Venus: Forensics
Journalist: Do you think you act like your zodiac sign?
Venus: Yep!
Journalist: What would you be famous for?
Venus: I'm already famous. Ima genie, remember? But, I would like to be famous for all of my achievements. As a genie, I'm always in the shadows doing all of the work
Journalist: What do you think is going to happen next chapter?
Venus: Macaria and Star won't be talking to each other again
Journalist: List the cast from most favorite to least favorite
Venus: Jackson, Macaria, Brittney, Star, Pando, the Ikenga, and Jan
Journalist: Ok, last one, what's your New Year's Resolution?
Venus: To prevent the destruction of the universe
Journalist: I see. Thank you, Venus Lucitor, for letting us interview you! That's the end of Dimensional Interviews and don't forget to continue Dimension Hoppers!
Next Time On Dimension Hoppers...
Jan put his phone down in front of him. He was sitting in a dark room surrounded by candles. In one hand was a rosary. He kissed the cross hanging from the rosary before begining. "Oh great and powerful God of Knowledge Sire Glossaryck of Terms. In one hand is a rosary as protection. In another is a cup of chocolate pudding. I would like to learn how to do magic."
Act 4: the conjuring hour.
Wassup! It's ya gurl sugarsugarrush! Happy (late) Chinese New Year! Before we start anything, it's reference time!
1.) Bruntzetta- In the original show, she was the Goddess of Lightning. Just like how Mewni is the founder of Mewni, I decided to let Bruntzetta be the founder of Woolandia
2.) When Macaria tells Leo "Thank you. Next."- Got it from the song thank u, next by Ariana Grande
3.) The contract- Reference from Season 1 Act 1. When Macaria and Star were figuring out how they were going to live with each other, Macaria made a contract that Star had violated so many times
4.) Demigod of the Sun Leo the Lion of the Zodiacs- Demigod of the Sun: I decided to give him the power of the sun. Regulus, one of the stars thay make up the leo constellation, is hella bright. Also in astrology Leo is ruled by the sun. Leo the Lion of the Zodiacs: the zodiac name for the star sign. Since lions are cats, a running gag will be how well Leo gets along with Jinx
5.) Naturegod of Water Prince Zetwal Memwa Loa Wa of Zurai and future God of Nature- Naturegod of Water: A god of nature who has water powers. Zetwal: Means Star in Hatian Creole. Memwa: Means memory in Hatian Creole. I learned in Frozen 2 that water has memory. Bondye: Means god in Hatian Creole. In voodoo, Bondye doesn't really meddle in human affairs so people who practice voodoo usually direct their worship to the Loa which are similar to the Alusi in Igbo culture, or to be more blunt, they're like spirits and there are spirits for each part of life or something like that. Wa: Means King in Hatian Creole. Zurai- Came up with the name on the spot. Mewni is to the Roman Empire, Woolandia is to precolonial Africa, Sutraya is to precolonial India, so Zurai is to the Caribbean. Future God of Nature- His case is the same as Pando's case.
6.) OFC- Ohio Fried Chicken. It's actually a reference to Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC, which is absolutely amazing! When I was thinking about what to name it, I thought of that weird Jake Paul video back when my sister was a Jake Paul fan where they were singing about being farmers in Ohio
7.) Sunbucks- Starbucks
8.) Ela- Fila
9.) Guzzi- Gucci
10.) Timbaland- Timberland
11.) Bisney+- Disney+
And that's all for references! Oh, by the way, the name that Venus goes by in Sutraya, it's Tara, right? It apparently means Star in Punjabi so I thought that was cute.
As for reviews, I'm thanking Starco4everr! I'm glad you thought last chapter was a great chapter!
Damn, this was a dramatic chapter. To be honest, what I typed after the scene where Anga was the new student was totally unplanned! When I read what I just typed, it was like 3,000 words long so myself was like "I wasted 2 and a half hours of my life typing out something that was unplanned!" Then when I reread it, I actually liked it so I kept it. That means I have to replan things but I don't mind. I actually wanted to change what I planned originally because I realized I had no idea how to type it out.
Once again, updates may or may not be as fast as they usually are (last September homegurl uploaded friggin 3 chapters. That ain't normal!) cuz I got other stories. I'm even planning on releasing a new story this year (I have a goal to upload at lesst one story a year and finish one story a year. Last year, this story and my other story Gurlz Nite Out were released and as for finishes stories, I didn't finish any stories. Instead, I put like 2 more stories in hiatus. I gotta stop doing that).
Going back to this story, turns out Star doesn't have any feelings for Venus after all! Were y'all expecting that? And as for Venus, do you think she still has feelings for Star is an act!
Time to close this chapter.
Is Brittney serious about taking over the world with Pando! Why is Anga on Earth? What's going to happen between Star and Macaria? What was Jackson offered and who's he working for? What are Venus and Sitaare planning? All will be revealed soon! Don't forget to review or leave me a PM! Later, yo!