LATER THAT NIGHT...
(It cuts back to Michigan County Penitentiary, where the Hummer parks in a forest near the back of the jail.)
Carol: "It's go time. Wait right here, girls."
(Carol, in a laundromat worker disguise, rolls a laundry basket out the Hummer's back doors, as she heads to the jail's back door.)
Carol: (knocks on door) "Hello? I'm here for laundry duty, but I got locked out."
Guard 1: "Oh, let me help you with that."
(The guard opens the door so Carol can go inside.)
Guard 1: "Say… I feel like I saw you somewhere before…"
Carol: (sweating nervously) "Um, no, you haven't… That was someone else. Can you take me to Connie Pingrey's cell, please?"
Guard 1: "Follow me, then."
(The guard escorts Carol to her aunt's holding place. Once they reach Connie's cell, the guard uses his nightstick to bang on the bars.)
Guard 1: "Wake up, Pingrey!"
(Connie wakes up from her slumber, as she looks up at the guard and a disguised Carol, who winks at her.)
Connie: "What could you freakin' want at 3 in the morning?"
Guard 1: "Don't give me any sass, missy. It's laundry time."
Connie: "Oh, is it? Sorry, I just get cranky easily…"
(Connie gathers some of her dirty clothes and holds them in her arms.)
Connie: "That's everything… Can you open the door so I can put them in that basket?"
Guard 1: "I'll take care of that for you, Ms. Pingrey."
(The guard takes out his keys to open Connie's cell. She takes her clothes and puts it into Carol's basket.)
Guard 1: "Now back inside, ma'am."
(However, Carol takes out a dirty sock from the basket, and pulls it down on the nose of the guard, knocking him out cold.)
Connie: "Thank you, my little Care-Bear. Now, let's get out of here." (gets into basket)
(Another guard walks by, and sees Connie getting into the basket, as Carol rolls it down the hallway and rides on the back of it.)
Guard 2: (pulls out walkie-talkie) "HEY! Requesting back-up! There's been an escape!"
Carol: (looks back) "Aw, shit!"
(Several guards appear and block the way to the exit.)
Guard 3: "Playtime's over, punk!"
Carol: "Oh, shit!"
Connie: "I know other ways out of here."
(Connie steers the basket to the right, going down another hall.)
Carol: "See ya, motherfuckers!"
Guard 4: "After them! Don't let them escape!"
(Connie steers the basket through some more turns, evading the guards behind her and her niece.)
Carol "Where is the exit, Aunt Connie?"
Connie: "Just one more left, and we're outta here."
(Connie steers the basket towards the left, and they burst through the exit door.)
Carol: "Start the car, Belle!"
(Belle hears Carol and turns the car on. Carol steers the basket into the back of the Hummer, as she and Connie close the back doors.)
Carol: "Let's go!!"
(Belle floors it and speeds the car through the forest.)
Connie: "So, these are your little friends?"
Carol: "Yeah. The one driving is Belle. You remember her from our glory days, right?"
Connie: "Oh, yeah. Nice to see you again, Belle."
Belle: "Oh, thanks."
Carol: "The other brunette is Fiona, and the blonde is Whitney."
Connie: So, this is what's left of your crew?"
Carol: "There used to be two other girls here, but they decided to flake out on us."
Connie: "Oh, that stinks. We need a bigger army than this if we want to continue my legacy. Some of my old partners still live around these parts. We can go looking for them."
Carol: "That sounds perfect. Cause there's been many thorns in my side lately, from some rundown, retarded family called the Louds."
Connie: "Oh. I can send someone out to kill them all."
Carol: "Wait! But there's two certain people from that family I must recapture."
Connie: "Is one of them that cute little boy you told me about?"
Carol: "Yep, and his oldest sister, who's been my biggest rival for years."
Connie: "Alright… Sounds like the perfectly Pingrey job to start my comeback…" (smiles deviously)
Carol: "Yeah… It totally is…"
(The two Pingreys, as well as the other girls, cackle maniacally.)
THE NEXT MORNING...
(It cuts back to the Loud House on a warm Saturday morning, Lori and Lincoln are sleeping in the former's bed. Lori wakes up, yawning and stretching.)
Lori: "What a great night's sleep." (sees Lincoln) "He is so cute…"
(Lincoln promptly wakes up, too.)
Lincoln: "Good morning, big sis…"
Lori: "Morning, bro. How'd you sleep?"
Lincoln: "Just fine, thanks to you being around."
Lori: "Awww…" (ruffles Lincoln's hair) "That's sweet of you to say…"
Lincoln: "So, what are you gonna do today?"
Lori: "Well, I'm going out on a date with Bobby. We're gonna see a movie, do a little shopping, and to finish it off, we're going to a nice restaurant."
Lincoln: "It seems you already got your day planned out."
Lori: "Ronnie Anne and Sid are staying over, right?"
Lincoln: "Yep. Tell Bobby I said, "Hey"."
(The doorbell rings downstairs)
Lincoln: "Hmm… Wonder who that could be?"
Lori: "C'mon, let's get dressed."
(After getting into their new clothes they got from their sibling day out, Lori and Lincoln go downstairs.)
Lincoln: "We're coming." (to Lori) "Those clothes still look great on you."
Lori: "I really like how that hoodie looks on you."
Lincoln: "Thanks."
(Lincoln opens the door to reveal Bobby, Sid, and Ronnie Anne. Bobby is wearing a new outfit, which consists of a green long sleeved shirt, black pants, and white shoes.)
Lori: "WOW! Went all out, huh, Roberto?"
Bobby: "Yep! You look great too, babe!"
Lori: (blushes) "Oh, you're literally too much…"
Bobby: (sees Lincoln) "Lil' Loud, you look great, bro!"
Lincoln: "Goin' for the more casual look."
Ronnie Anne: "S'up, Lincoln?"
Sid: "We brought our sleeping bags."
Lincoln: "This is gonna be awesome!"
Lori: (laughs) "Have fun, little bro…"
Lincoln: "See ya, Lori. Have fun."
(Lori and Bobby leave, while Lincoln invites Sid and Ronnie Anne into the house.)
Lincoln: "Okay, Sid, welcome to the Loud House."
Sid: "Nice place you got here."
Ronnie Anne: "So, how have you been?"
Lincoln: "I'm fine now."
Ronnie Anne: "That's good."
Lincoln: "What else did you guys bring?"
Ronnie Anne: (digging through her bag) "Let's see… Oh! Here it is! I brought my laptop."
Sid: "And I brought some board games for us to play."
Lincoln: "Sweet! You guys wanna play Smash?"
Ronnie Anne: "You know it!"
Sid: "Yeah!"
Rita: (walks in) "Good morning, sweetie."
Lincoln: "Hey, Mom."
Rita: "Oh, you have some friends over…"
Lincoln: "Yeah, sorry… I forgot to tell you I'm having a sleepover…"
Rita: "It's OK. Just let me know next time."
Lincoln: "Okay, Mom."
Rita: "Ronnie Anne, Sid, welcome."
Ronnie Anne and Sid: "Hi, Mrs. Loud."
(The three kids turn Smash Bro.s on and start playing.)
Ronnie Anne: "Just because you two are my best friends, doesn't mean I'm gonna go easy on you!"
Lincoln: "Yeah, dream on, Santiago!"
Sid: "Don't forget about me!"
(Lincoln picks Fox, Ronnie Anne picks Isabelle, and Sid chooses Duck Hunt.)
Lincoln: "Letting the dogs out on me?"
Sid: "Yep!" (barks like a dog)
Lincoln: "Going as one, too."
Ronnie Anne: "And since I'm Isabelle, I'm a dog too."
(The share a laugh as they begin playing. It cuts to a certain devious, yet familiar blonde showing her aunt her current base of operations.)
Carol: "Aunt Connie, welcome to my base."
Connie: "Nice base… I guess…"
Carol: "It's the best place we got, auntie."
Connie: "Didn't you have a bunch of biker girls with you? What ever happened to them?"
Belle: "They got arrested while we were trying to get Linky and Whori back in a car chase."
Connie: "Ouch. I can help with reinforcements, my deal Carol."
Carol: "You know, ever since that fateful day when Mom and Dad sent me to live with you, it changed my life."
Connie: "Yeah… Didn't turn out well for them, though…"
Carol: "Yeah, since we killed them..."
(Fiona and Whitney look shocked upon hearing that while Belle stays quiet.)
Carol: "No matter. What matters is getting revenge on that cursed Loud Family!"
Connie: "Yeah! And I bet a few of my old members are still around too!"
Carol: "Hey, Belle, make yourself useful and come up with some revenge plan. Aunt Connie and I got some catching up to do…"
(Connie and Carol walk away to a different room.)
Whitney: "Carol murdered her parents?"
Fiona: "Holy shit…"
Belle: "It's true, girls. There's more to that..."
Whitney: "What is it?"
Belle: "Okay, here goes…"
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER…
Belle: "And that's what led Carol down this path…"
Fiona and Whitney: "Holy fucking shit…"
Belle: "Uh huh I've been friends with her for a long time and that lead me to learning about her real past."
Fiona: "Whoa…"
Belle: "I had become envious, but since Carol's now reunited with Connie, it seems that things will be even more dire for us… but in a good way…"
Whitney: "And that means…"
Belle: "We'll be living like Connie's old gang now…"
Fiona: "Yeah! And I'm gonna enjoy punishing those Loud kids!"
Whitney: "And all of the fucking we're gonna do!"
(The trio of girls all laugh evilly. It cuts to the Royal Woods Mall, where Lori and Bobby are at the food court, eating ice cream cones.)
Bobby: "It's been ages since we've hung out like this."
Lori: "I know, boo-boo bear. It's great." (pauses; sighs) "Can I tell you something?"
Bobby: "Sure, babe."
Lori: "It's just… ever since Lincoln and I got kidnapped by Carol, she forced us… into…. into…"
Bobby: "What's the matter, Lori?"
Lori: "She made us do each other…"
(Bobby drops his ice cream cone in complete terror.)
Bobby: "Babe? You and the Lil' Loud were forced to bang each other?"
Lori: "It's true. That cold blooded witch made us do each other, or otherwise, she would've killed us."
Bobby: "Carol, that bitch..."
Lori: "I know, it was horrifying. And nothing changed between Lincoln and I. We're still brother and sister."
Bobby: "You didn't get pregnant from that, did you?"
Lori: "Luckily, I didn't."
Bobby: "Thank god." (sighs) "I wanted to have my first time with you, but Carol ruined that…"
Lori: (mad) "Yeah, and she ruined Lincoln's chance at his first time long ago!" (sighs) "I'm really sorry, boo boo bear… Now I won't have my first time with you..."
Bobby: "Don't be… It wasn't your fault, babe… We can still do it, and it can still be special."
Lori: "Thanks, Bobby. And hopefully, Lincoln's first- well… second first time, will be just as special."
Bobby: "Wow. Lincoln must be glad to have a sister like you…"
Lori: "Uh huh… Now, how about we get some popcorn and watch a movie?"
Bobby: "Sounds like a plan!" (smooches Lori) "And maybe get a little frisky later…"
Lori: "Oh, you…"
(Lori and Bobby leave the food court to go to the movie theater.)
(Back at the Loud House, Ronnie Anne, Lincoln, and Sid are playing a board game called, "Organ Harvest". Sid rolls a pair of dice and it lands on 3 and 7, giving her ten spaces.)
Sid: "Ten spaces, okay."
(Sid moves her piece ten spaces and picks up a card.)
Sid: "You've lost a kidney. Move back 5 spaces. Oh, come on!"
Ronnie Anne: (laughs) "You pick that card every time."
Sid: "Dang it." (moves her piece back; to Lincoln) "Okay, you go."
Lincoln: "Here goes!"
(Lincoln rolls his dice on the board, giving him two sixes.)
Lincoln: "Double sixes! Yeah!"
(Lincoln moves twelve spaces to find that he is at the end of the board game.)
Lincoln: "Yes, I won!"
Ronnie Anne: "No way!"
Sid: "What?!"
Lincoln: "Looks like luck's on my side today."
Ronnie Anne: (scoffs) "Whatever."
Sid: "Let's play another game."
(Sid digs through her board games to find another one that the trio hasn't played yet. Eventually, she finds another one.)
Sid: "This one looks good…"
Lincoln: "Oh, Pictionary! I love that one!"
Ronnie Anne: "This is more of a two against two game. Who's your partner, Linc?"
Lincoln: "I thought we would be partners."
Ronnie Anne: "Actually, I want Sid to be my partner. Sorry."
Lincoln: "Aw, nuts."
(Lisa walks downstairs and sees the three.)
Lisa: "Hey, my elder brother, and his two adolescent friends."
Lincoln: "Perfect! Lisa, you wanna play Pictionary?"
Lisa: "Hmm, okay. I'm in."
Ronnie Anne: "Oh, sure. Sick the brainiac on me and Sid. That's completely fair."
Lincoln: "I know you ain't talking about my little sis. Let's play."
(After the two set up the white boards, they begin the game with Lisa and Sid being the guessers, and Lincoln and Ronnie Anne being the drawers.)
Ronnie Anne: "Round 1." (takes a card) "Here's the clue." (shows card to Lincoln)
Lincoln: "Got it."
(Lincoln and Ronnie Anne start drawing.)
Sid: "Um… circle… um… tire.."
Lisa: "It's an atom."
Lincoln: "Nope."
Sid: It's a… ball! No, a curled-up armadillo!"
Ronnie Anne: "No, Sid."
(Ronnie Anne and Lincoln both draw spots inside their circles.)
Lisa: "It's an atomic model!"
Lincoln: "No!"
Sid: (gasps in realization) "Chocolate chip cookies!"
Ronnie Anne: "Yes! You got it!"
Lincoln: "How could you miss that, sis?"
Lisa: "When you focus on more complicated topics, you tend to forget the simpler stuff." (gets up) "Plus, if you want me to guess that it's a cookie, you should've drawn a glass of milk next to it."
Lincoln: "Sid got it without the milk!"
Ronnie Anne: "Guys, chill out."
Lincoln: "Alright, fine. Lisa, you're up."
(Lisa and Sid switch places with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.)
Lisa: "Okay, Round 2." (takes a card) "Here is the clue." (shows it to Sid)
Sid: "Okay."
(Lisa and Sid start drawing.)
Ronnie Anne: "Hmm… another ball…Oh, a skateboard!"
Sid: "No."
Lincoln: "Basketball."
(Lisa shakes her head for no.)
Ronnie Anne: "Is it a light bulb?"
Sid: "Not even close…"
(Lisa draws something next to the "ball".)
Lincoln: "A lever."
Lisa: "No."
(Lisa draws it more detailed.)
Lincoln: "A bat?" (gasps) "A baseball!"
Lisa:" Yeah!"
Ronnie Anne: (facepalms) "Why didn't I think of that?"
Lincoln: (under his breath) "Cause you're always a skateboarding, K-Pop nerd…"
Ronnie Anne: "I heard that!"
(Eventually, the four of them continue to play pictionary for the next hour, and it's 9-9.)
Lincoln: "Okay, Round 10. The tiebreaker round."
Ronnie Anne: "Final clue." (shows Lincoln the card) "Expert difficulty."
Lincoln: "Alright."
(Lincoln and Ronnie Anne draw on their whiteboards.)
Sid: "Um…. pizza… Um… snake…"
Lisa: "Beaker."
Lincoln: "No."
Lisa: "Test tubes."
Lincoln: "Can't you answer with anything that isn't science related?"
Lisa: "Fair enough." (looks at it) "Hmm, is it a skyscraper?"
Lincoln: "No, Lisa."
Lisa: "Well, I tried."
Sid: (in her head) "Hmm… she's drawing two long rectangles…" (out loud) "Oh, are they skyscrapers?"
Ronnie Anne: "Sorry, Lisa already guessed that."
(Lisa sees Lincoln drawing an arrow on one of the rectangles.)
Lisa: "Oh, it's a highway."
Lincoln: "Yes! You did it!"
(Lincoln and Lisa share a high five.)
Sid: "I failed you, Ronnie."
Ronnie Anne: "Cheer up, Sid. We'll knock 'em dead next time."
Lincoln: (stretches) "That's enough games for one afternoon."
Ronnie Anne: "Agreed."
Lisa: "Well, thanks for the entertaining game, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "No problem, Lis."
Lisa: "If you need me, I'll be in my study…" (leaves to go back upstairs)
Sid: "Let's see if there's any good movies on."
(Sid turns the TV on to find a movie that is playing. However, the TV is already on the news channel.)
Katherine Mulligan: "Breaking news!"
Sid: "Oh, come on!"
Katherine Mulligan: "One of the prisoners in Michigan County Penitentiary, Connie Pingrey, has escaped captivity last night with the aid of a rogue laundromat worker."
Lincoln: (nervously) "Uh… You guys don't think..."
Ronnie Anne: (nervously) "Maybe she's from a completely different Pingrey family from the one we know."
Katherine Mulligan: "I just received word that Connie Pingrey is actually the crooked aunt of another loose blonde convict, Carol Pingrey."
Lincoln: (scared) "Crap! She's from the same family!"
Katherine Mulligan: "If you spot this femme fatale anywhere, don't hesitate at all to contact the authorities."
Sid: (nervously) "Let's just watch something else…"
(Sid changes the channel and comes across an episode of OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes.)
Sid: "Shoot, we're near the very end of this episode."
Lincoln: "I don't care. It beats watching that horrid news channel."
Ronnie Anne: (pats Lincoln's back) "Try not to think about it too hard…"
Lincoln: "Okay."
