"Ok due to a massive hangover, Ranger can't work the machine today." Mei explained to the group while gesturing to a passed out Ranger.

"So are you going to be running this today?" Mina asked, confused.

"Yeah." Mei replied, "He told me how to work the machine and gave me some information on the next universe."

"So what is it?" Kyoka asked.

"Die Hard." Mei begins to explain, "Midoriya is a cop visiting his wife at her works christmas party when terrorists attack."

"So we get to see Midoribro take out terrorists. So manly." Kirishima replied.

The scene turned on to show Spinner from the league of villains walking on a table that a barefoot Midoriya was hiding under with a handgun.

"Come on. Don't let the table get in your way. Just shoot." Spinner said to himself before getting shot five times by Izuku.

"Thanks for the advice." Izuku said to a now deceased Spinner as he stole his shoes and gear.

"I kill the one terorist with feet smaller than my sisters." Izuku complained to himself.

"So he's sarcastic now?" Momo began to ask, "Who's his wife in this one?"

"You." Mei replied, causing Momo to go silent.

The scene shifted to Shiguraki with the hostages and the rest of the league as Shiguraki tried to contact Spinner on the CB.

"Spinner. Spinner. Did you take care of our problem." Siguraki said to the CB.

"Nah, this ain't Spinner, although I did take care of a pest." Izuku said over the CB to Shiguraki.

"Who is this?" Shiguraki began to ask, "A man who saw one to many action movies as a child? An orphan of the established order who now believes he's John Rambo? John Wayne? The Predator?"

"No I more preferred Roy Rogers. I loved those sequined shirts as a child." Izuku joked over the CB.

"If you think you intimidate us than you are wrong." Siguraki began before asking, "Anything to say to that?"

"Yippie Ki Yay motherfucker!" Izuku replied before cutting the call.

"GET HIM NOW!" Shiguraki yelled to the other terrorists as the hostages were startled by the yelling.

"BEST ONE-LINER EVER!" Mina yelled out, causing many in the audience to cringe at the noise.

The scene shifted to Izuku walking through a dark room and suddenly hearing a noise behind him, turning he found out it was Shiguraki, shivering in fear.

"YOUR ONE OF THOSE GUYS WITH THE GUNS AREN'T YOU?" Shiguraki yelled in fear.

"Relax. I'm not one of them." Izuku said while reaching a hand to him, What's your name?"

"Hans. Hans Gruber." Shiguraki said while taking his hand in his.

"You know how to use a gun?" Izuku asked while handing him a pistol.

"So he handed a gun to someone who wants to kill him?" Bakugo asked in shock, "How is he that stupid?"

"I'm sure Midoriya has a plan." Iida reprimanded Bakugo, "I think."

At this point Izuku walked away from Shiguraki, who pointed the gun at Izuku and pulled the trigger, only to find the clip was empty.

"You were really convincing there Shiguraki." Izuku said with a smirk, "Unfortunately you had your guys sweep the building earlier tonight."

"Clever boy." Shiguraki replied, "Unfortunately you forgot about one thing."

"And what was that?" Izuku asked.

"MUSTARD!" Shiguraki yelled to the side of the room causing Mustard to come in and start shooting at Izuku, who hid behind a wall.

"Shoot the glass." Shiguraki began to suggest, "He's barefoot, he won't have an escape route."

At this point Mustard took the advice and shot the glass, blocking Izuku's escape, they thought.

Seeing no way out Izuku fled through the glass covered path, cutting into his feet.

"SO MANLY!" Kirishima yelled at Izuku's escape.

"But he's barefoot." Momo pointed out,

"He only had one way out." Aizawa reminded the girl, also concerned about his student's feet.

The scene shifted to Shiguraki and Dabi in Momo's office arguing about the situation.

"You had him in your sights." Dabi tried not to yell at the leader, "How did you lose him?"

"Relax, we have Toga trying to find anything we can use to weaken him and Mustard is looking for him as we speak." Shiguraki explained as Toga came back, holding something.

"I found his weakness." Toga announced to the two while handing Shiguraki a framed photo from Izuku and Momo's wedding day.

"Toga, Dabi take the hostages to the roof." Shiguraki says to the two, "I'm gonna break a certain cop."

"What's he gonna do?" Kyoka asked, worried for her friend.

"Just watch and see." Mei began to explain, "Besides, Ranger put a blocker on the machine so we can't see any explicit content."

The scene shifted to Mustard fighting a now shirtless Izuku in one of the stairwells of the building.

"Before I kill you, I'm gonna make you watch as Shiguraki kills your wife." Mustard taunted, not noticing Izuku grabbing a hanging chain.

Izuku said nothing as he jumped on Mustard and wrapped the chain around his neck, than pushing him into the center of the stairwell, hanging Mustard.

"Don't choke on it. Motherfucker." Izuku taunted the corpse.

"Did he just hang that guy?" Kaminari asked, concerned.

"He IS the bad guy." Kyoka pointed out.

The scene shifted to Shiguraki and Dabi holding Momo hostage with Izuku limping to them holding a machine gun.

"You've got guts Midoriya, I'll give you that." Shiguraki said while holding a gun to Momo's head, "Now put down your gun."

At this point Izuku threw his gun down, causing Shiguraki to start laughing at him.

"What was it you said before?" Shiguraki asks while laughing, "Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker!"

At this point Dabi starts to laugh, as does Izuku, confusing the two villains and Momo.

"What are you laughing at?" Shiguraki asks in confusion.

"This!" Izuku says while pulling a gun he had duct taped to his back and shooting Shiguraki in the neck and Dabi in the head.

Unfortunately Shiguraki wasn't dead and in an attempt to get a final victory over Izuku, tried to pull Momo down with him off the side of the building. Unfortunately for Shiguraki, Izuku grabbed Momo's hand, while Shiguraki grabbed her watch which snapped and caused him to fall to his death.

"You have a warranty on that, right?" Izuku asked his wife, who could only look at him in shock as the screen went black.

"That was awesome." Kirishima said in awe.

"He just always had a one liner ready." Kaminari pointed out.

"And he managed to snag Yaoyorozu in the process." Mineta shrieked.

"They were married before all that happened." Kyoka pointed out.

"What's the next one?" Izuku asked the Pinkete.

"I don't know let's see." Mei said while looking through Ranger's laptop, "The next one is...Skyrim for Pimps."

Authors Note: Sorry this is like three days late. I was drinking during the holiday. DAMN YOU SEASONAL COCKTAILS. Anyways the next one is one of my favorite web series, Skyrim for Pimps. Izuku will be Crotch Guzzler, Ochako will be Fun Tits, All Might will be Cock Nibbler, Mineta will be Brad the Bard and Bakugo will be S'oggyballs. I did NOT come up with the names.

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