Disclaimer: I don't own Steven Universe!

Title: I don't need the world to see, I've been the best I can be

Summary: Greg and Barb become an item, forcing Sadie and Steven to find middle ground between their hectic lives.

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-Starboy added Wooloo to the chat!-

Starboy: Sorry this took so long
Starboy: I had a long weekend lol

Wooloo: hey is no biggie man
Wooloo: wassup my peeps
Wooloo: ngl I kind of read over sadies shoulder a lot
Wooloo: so I know most of yall

Cap'n: heeeeey
Cap'n: sorry we didn't get much chance to chat before space stuff

Connie: not to be rude but whomst

Wooloo: oh right I should introduce me
Wooloo: im shep! they/them please

Connie: OH okay Sadie's SO
Connie: Nice to meet you

Pizzadreamsaremadeofthis: Hey!

TheBitsTheBits: this chat is a disaster
TheBitsTheBits: swing by my fry truck sometime shep ill make you some for free
TheBitsTheBits: yknow for the exposure

Wooloo: niiiiiice

STEENSTEVEN: nice to meet you
STEENSTEVEN: but what IS that username

Wooloo: ?

STEENSTEVEN: fucking casual
STEENSTEVEN: real men stan mareep

Wooloo: im not a man my man
Wooloo: also this one was more meme appriorate than mareep

STEENSTEVEN: SHIT I'M SORRY
STEENSTEVEN: I was trying to be a pokemon snob and I ended up being a straight-up douchenugget

Cap'n: don't take him personal shep
Cap'n: I mean DO correct his dumb ass
Cap'n: but he's shit with names/pronouns overall

STEENSTEVEN: I resent that

Cap'n: you called me the Long L for four years

STEENSTEVEN: I said I resented it, not that I had evidence to the contrary

Wooloo: we all make mistakes
Wooloo: just dont be like. doing it on purpose?

Starboy: This chat respects pronouns and that's final
Starboy: Ya'll want info abt the next apocalypse ya'll better respect our nb friends

Yalldve: I was awoken by the sounds of Ronaldo stepping on his peen
Yalldve: listen wooloo might be cuter but we all can agree amphros is a much sicker evolution than dubwool

Cap'n: RESPECTFULLY disagree
Cap'n: It's a FLUFFY GOAT
Cap'n: Ampharos just got a shit shave job and a Christmas bulb on its ass

Yalldve: call me when dubwool gets a mega

Cap'n: ALL MEGA AMPHAROS HAS IS 80S HAIR AND MORE CHRISTMAS BULBS
Cap'n: Mega dubwool better have a sick ass rack of horns and that's final

Wooloo: bold of you to assume itll have a mega
Wooloo: i mean id love for it to have one but theres a lot more sicker pokemon this gen
Wooloo: dreadnaw, corviknight, coalossal

Yalldve: HATTERENE
Yalldve: she slow as fuck but she kicking ass

STEENSTEVEN: frosmoth
STEENSTEVEN: how the FUCK did we forget about frosmoth

Connie: I say this with all of the respect
Connie: but what the hell are you guys going on about

Starboy: Pokémon, I think?
Starboy: I have like a hundred hours on soulsilver
Starboy: And a LOT of mystery dungeon
Starboy: But idk about the new stuff

Connie: Ah

Cap'n: how the fuck did you not know it was pokemon?

Connie: Some of us were banned from watching/playing Pokémon as kids bc "it gave a false picture of what evolution is"
Connie: But go off I guess

TheBitsTheBits: Connie what the fuck

Connie: Big Ass Mood

Starboy: CONNIE COME OVER
Starboy: WERE GONNA SAVE THE TIME GEARS TOGETHER
Starboy: WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Connie: That is an anime ass sentence
Connie: Do I get an anime ass sword

Starboy: No but you get a partner who you lowkey gay-marry and raise a baby jellyfish with
Starboy: I mean I guess if you really care abt that sort of thing you can pick a partner based on opposite gender instead of type advantage
Starboy: But my Skitty just wants to look fashionable and marry rich

Wooloo: bro don't you end up like...
Wooloo: living in a cliff

Starboy: I said he WANTED to marry rich
Starboy: I didn't say he was bright enough to do it effectively.

Connie: Alright sold
Connie: Lemme just pack a lunch real quick

Starboy: Ooooh bring apples!
Starboy: It's thematically appropriate!

2Cool4Skool: skiddo
2Cool4Skool: how did we all collectively forget skiddo

Starboy: f U C K

Author's Note: A much lighter chapter, but I love Shep a lot and really wanted to bring them in.

Thank you to the person who suggested their username! It gave me the chance to ramble on about Pokémon (specifically mystery dungeon, which was a favorite of mine as a kidlet)

-Mandaree1