Chapter 16: Hit The Floor

30 minutes later, Shiro pulled up the car at a large mansion on the outskirts of Tokyo. Shadow opened the door and said "Thanks, what's your name again?" Shiro stammered "S-Shiro". Shadow smirked and pulled the trigger on his gun, blowing Shiro's fucking head open against the window. Shadow laughed and said "more like Gayro" before hopping out the car. He walked over to the mansion and did a flip over the gates. Some guards noticed him and aimed but shadow sped past them, pulled out his shotgun and blasted holes in both of them. Shadow kicked open the door

To the mansion and the guards screamed when they saw a black and red hedgehog wearing JNCO jeans, a leather trench coat, spiked shoes, smoking a blunt and holding a shotgun standing there with a look that said "I'm going kill all of you". The guards fired but shadow teleported behind one and blew his head open, he whipped out his machine gun and gunned down all the other guards. Shadow laughed and pissed on the corpses before rushing down the hall of the mansion.

More guards came as shadow ran towards the top of the mansion but he dealt with them with a bullet. Shadow finally found the main office room of the mansion on the top floor. He Kicked the door open and aimed the gun. There was another fat fucking bastard sitting there and some other Yakuza with an eyepatch. Shadow said "You're the head of the yakuza?" The big fat fucker said "I am, my name is Matsumoto. This is Majima, my right hand man"

Shadow said "cut the bullshit you fat fucker. I'm here to fucking kill you both". Matsumoto laughed at that

"You're an honest man. Majima, take him out!" He yelled

Majima jumped in front of shadow and pulled out a sword. "Prepare to die, you worm!" Majima yelled. Shadow said "fuck off you dumb gay" and rushed at him. Shadow dodged Majima's swing and fired a bullet but Majima sliced the bullet in half with his sword. Majima swung again but Shadow dodged, drew a dagger and slammed it into Majima's chest. "Eat this faggot" shadow laughed. Majima collapsed and Shadow grabbed his sword and swung, slicing his head off. Shadow turned to Matsumoto and said "Alright you bag of lard, if I kill you, I become head of the yakuza, is that correct?"

Matusmoto was furious but said "yes, that is our code".

Shadow laughed and said "WELL PREPARE TO MEET YOUR SUCCESSOR, MOTHERFUCKER". Matsumoto kicked his table at shadow and grabbed a sword, he drew it and shadow noticed the blade. It was the famed blade of the Yakuza, known for its extreme power. Shadow sliced the table in half and clashed blades with Matsumoto. "You filthy rat" Matsumoto said "How dare you come here. You kill my men, destroy my home and try to kill me. You're a gutless coward, a spineless fuckin' pissant. When I kill you I'll string you by your innards and piss on your fucking remains you worthless rotten cunt". Shadow laughed and said "Fuck you retard". Shadow kicked Matsumoto and jumped up, swinging down but Matsumoto dodged and punched shadow sending him flying back. Shadow looked down and noticed something. His slipknot t-shirt was torn. Shadow's eyes filled with disgust and rage. He screamed "YOU BASTARD, TIME TO DIE". There was a blast of light and in the middle of the room... was Dark Shadow.

Matsumoto gasped and said "What the fuck?!". Dark Shadow rushed at Matsumoto. The fat bastard swung and hit shadow's arm but shadow slammed his fist into his stomach and ripped out Matsumoto's entrails. Shadow laughed and began to eat them before he grabbed the fat fuck's face and tore his head clean off. Blood errupted from the wound and shadow bathed himself in it. "HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA" he screamed "I WIN. I ALWAYS WIN". Shadow powered down and threw the head at the wall so hard as soon as it hit the wall it exploded. Shadow looked around and saw a small radio. He picked it up and switched the setting to 'all units'. He turned it on and said "Good evening my friends, my name is Shadow the Hedgehog but you may call me Dark Lord Shadow. I've just killed your boss and ate his Fucking guts and that makes me your new boss. Everyone is to report back to headquarters at once. See you later faggots".

Shadow smashed the radio and did a front flip into the boss' chair. He lit a massive fucking super blunt and inhaled. Shadow laughed and said "it's good to be king".