This one's been a long time comin'. Thanks for reading and reviewing, y'all.
"Morning, Al" Happy mumbled into the phone, voice still thick with sleep.
"Good night, Hap" Alex smiled, snuggling closer to her pillow, "I'm probably not going to get over that. I can't believe you're in a different time zone"
"Don't even mention it. You have no clue how much I miss my ride" Alex could hear Happy rolling over in the bed of the SAMBEL clubhouse as he spoke.
"Oh yeah? The bike or me?" Alex giggled, stifling a yawn as she glanced at the alarm clock. 11:30 PM, meaning it was only 7:30 AM for him. "Sorry I woke you up so early"
"Nah. Gotta be up soon anyway." He groaned as he stretched his back, "Just so you know, I miss your pussy more than the bike" Alex grinned at his flirty tone.
"Are you trying to seduce me over the phone, Papi?" Alex smiled, clutching the phone between her ear and shoulder as she moved over to the top drawer of their dresser. Happy gave her a grunt, and Alex knew exactly what he was doing. They had phone sex almost every day that Happy was away in Ireland, even if Alex just spoke dirty to him while she was doing something else (don't tell Happy that… Her sex drive just isn't as high without him).
"Are you jacking off to my voice?" She whispered, a smirk evident in her voice. She quickly grabbed a small vibrator and some lube before slipping back into bed. Happy let out a deep moan and Alex could feel her muscles clench at the sound.
"Would you let me fuck you if I was there, Al?" Happy mumbled quietly, his breathing hitching at the hum of approval Alex gave as she pushed the vibe to her clit. Happy stroked himself - once, twice, a quick twist around the head.
With a ragged breath, Alex answered, "Fuck you, you know I would."
Happy groaned softly, hearing the vibrator he mumbled, "Are you touching yourself, little girl?"
"Yes," Alex whispered, "So wet for you, Hap"
"Don't." Happy barked and Alex felt a shiver run down her spine. "Don't touch that beautiful pussy yet" He heard Alex's breathing stutter and the sound of the vibe stop.
"You got any lube with you, Al?" Happy mumbled, a short gasp escaping him as he brushed the sensitive head. Alex gave a small hum of confirmation.
"Good. I want you to play with your ass." Happy licked his lips. "Give yourself one finger"
Alex slicked some lube around the tight ring of muscles and let out a breathy moan.
"Fuck, wish I could just fuck you right now" Happy groaned and Alex let out a small giggle.
Alex adjusted onto her side, getting a more comfortable position to reach her ass. As she kicked the covers off herself vigorously, she accidentally kicked Grumpy who gave her a glare from his spot at the end of the bed. "Fuck, sorry Grump."
Happy chuckled and let his head hit the wall behind him with a low moan. "Still have the lube?" He didn't get an answer. "Little girl?"
"I'm fingering myself, Hap," Alex mumbled quietly. "Just one finger, like you said"
"Fuck" Happy hurriedly stroked his cock, "Can you take two yet?"
"Oh, I can take a lot more than two," Alex giggled - and then she gasped, sharp and soft.
"Fuck them in as deep as you can get them, Al" Happy growled, stroking the head of his cock before continuing stroking. "Fuck yourself for me, baby"
"Happy," Alex whimpered. "Oh fuck, I miss you"
"That's it, Al…" Happy's hand flew over his cock now, grip tightening every few strokes, fingertips running along the vein on the underside. If he concentrated hard enough, Alex's moans and whimpers sounded like they could be right next to him.
Happy's hips bucked as he fucked his own fist. "Come on, little girl. Put another finger in. If I was there, I'd be fucking you open with three fingers; four if I feel like you could take it-"
Alex was panting now, drawing deep, harsh breaths through her mouth. "Yes! Fuck, Four… more than four… your wh-whole fucking hand. Happy you could fist my tight little ass if you wanted"
Happy swore loudly, his balls throbbing hard and tight. "Fuck- Or maybe I'd just bend you over and fuck you hard, huh baby? Shove my cock in you and fuck you hard and fast." The wet sounds of his hand and the sounds coming from the phone were obscenely loud now- he stroked even faster, arching up into it. Sweat was pouring off him and the sheets were sticking to him.
"Please, Hap. As hard as you can- oh!" Alex was crying out every few seconds now and it was driving Happy insane.
"Rub your clit with your other hand," Hap ordered urgently - he was seconds away. "Come for me, little girl. Come for me while I shoot my load inside your ass."
"As deep as you can!" And then, "Oh, Happy!"
Hearing Alex call out his name as she climaxed - Happy couldn't hold back anymore. With a deep, guttural moan, he was coming all over his hand and stomach. On the other end of the phone, Alex was moaning a high, keening moan that made Happy swore under his breath and wished fiercely that he was home, with her, in their bed.
"Good night, little girl." Happy mumbled into the phone.
"Good morning, Hap. I miss you." Alex smiled, cuddling into Happy's pillow and inhaling his slowly fading scent.
"I know, little girl. Should be home soon, I hope. Get some sleep. Love you" He mumbled, beginning to hear the sounds of other people stirring among the clubhouse.
"I love you too, Hap. I'll call again later" Alex smiled, hanging up the phone and quickly falling into a blissful sleep.
"You'll never guess what happened today" Happy chuckled as soon as Alex answered the phone. She stretched her tense muscles, groaning in pleasure as she sat up.
"What happened? Should I be worried?" Alex mumbled, voice still foggy from sleep. Glancing at her alarm clock, Alex saw that it was only 9 AM. Her body was deliciously sore from their phone call only a few hours before, but she couldn't imagine a whole lot had happened in the almost 9 hours since she had gotten off the phone with Hap.
"Police roadblock, they say that we're wanted and they need to detain us. Gemma was in a truck behind us and the moment we were put into their van, Gem just drove 'em right off the road. SAMBEL had guns everywhere and got the drop on the cops. It was fuckin' hilarious to watch. Even if I was cuffed" Happy chuckled, listening as Alex giggled at his enthusiasm. "Even gotta do some interrogatin'"
"So you had an exciting day, then?" Alex laughed, enjoying the excitement she detected in his voice. Happy grunted in confirmation.
"Even better, Chibs's kid showed up" Happy mumbled quietly, Alex hearing someone knock on his dorm room.
"Answer that, Hap. I won't go anywhere" Alex said, moving to get out of bed. Alex listened half-assed as she let the dog outside to go pee, hearing Happy distantly talking to someone. Setting the coffee machine to brew, Alex let the dog back inside before moving back to her warm, inviting bed.
"You still there, little girl?" Alex heard Happy's gruff voice come back on the line. She nodded before realizing that he couldn't see her. This whole distance thing was really messing with her head. She was used to him being next to her.
"Yeah. Had no clue Chibs even had a kid. It's gotta be pretty old, right?" Alex asked, snuggling back under the covers as the dog jumped up to cuddle with her.
"It's not young. Strong kid, though." Happy mumbled and Alex heard him swallow something.
"It got a name that you can tell me?" Alex asked, knowing her man wasn't exactly the most perceptive and caring.
Happy grunted, "Kerrianne."
"Cute name. She cute?" Alex asked teasingly and Happy snorted at her.
"You know I ain't lookin' at no one like that. Even if the kid is legal." Happy laughed, and Alex's heart fluttered. He was actually kind of sweet in his own special way.
"Hey! There's always the road clause, I ain't stupid" Alex giggled, knowing that Happy hated when she teased him about this stuff. Happy grunted, knowing she was just trying to rile him up.
Sighing, Alex decided to change the subject. "I miss you," she mumbled, unconsciously nuzzling into his pillow and inhaling his scent.
"Stop reminding me" Happy chuckled, "Maybe I won't come home, you're too clingy" he teased her.
Alex let out a mock gasp, "You would never! Who's gonna tie my shoes for me? You know I can't see or reach my feet right now" she pouted. Happy laughed at her. It was true, she had only been wearing slip-ons the entire time SAMCRO had been away since she couldn't reach to tie her shoes and Happy had been doing it for her.
"I'm sure you'll manage, Al" He whispered, stifling a yawn.
"Go to sleep, Hap. I won't keep you up any longer" Alex whispered, listening to Happy's breathing begin to even out. He mumbled a quick 'I love you' before his snores became too loud to handle. Alex laughed at him before hanging up the phone. Of course, he would fall asleep on the phone with her, he had been doing it all week. At least she had the decency to hang up first, what a goof.
After hanging up, Alexandria moved back into the kitchen. She was greeted with the smiling face of Kozik sitting at the kitchen table, sipping on coffee.
"Thanks for brewin' a pot for me, Ally" Herman mumbled, happily sipping on the hot beverage.
"No problem, Herm. Had to let the dog out anyway" Alex smiled, pouring herself a glass of orange juice. "Ya hear from the club lately, bub?"
Herman laughed at the nickname, shaking his head. "Quinn is in Vegas dealing with something and said I better stay here with you while SAMCRO is gone" Kozik smiled at her.
Her eyes in slits, Alex glared at Kozik. "I don't need a babysitter. You can tell Rane that" She placed her empty cup into the sink. "And tell him for that, next time he's here I'm beating his ass"
Kozik watched with amused eyes as his pregnant best friend waddled angrily from the kitchen, moving to the couch and turning on the weather channel.
"Herman!" Alex yelled out the open office door. Almost instantaneously his blond head peeked into the doorway, followed almost immediately by Bobby and Tig. They all had worried looks on their faces, ready to set into action if something was wrong with the very small, very pregnant raven-haired woman.
"Can't be yellin' like that, darlin'. You've got us all worried" Bobby smiled, moving to sit across the desk from Alex.
"I'm bored out of my fuckin' tree, Elvis. I need company" Alex pouted, rubbing her hand across her swollen stomach. Tig watched her with hungry eyes and licked his lips, adjusting his pants none too subtly. Alex shot him a glare, what a perv. Of course, he has a pregnancy kink.
"Why don't you come to help me look at this bike I'm workin' on, Ally? You can sit and tell me everythin' I'm doin' wrong." Kozik grinned, offering her his free hand, the other gripping a dirty rag. Alex willingly accepted, allowing him to haul her to her feet.
So, Alexandria spent her afternoon perched on a workbench, legs crossed and going through paperwork as Kozik tried to keep her entertained. She had to stop herself from trying to work on the bike with him, and her patience was stripped thin when she saw how poorly he was doing at getting his large hands into some small crevices.
"Herman, either cut a finger off or let me fuckin' do it" Alex growled, hands clenching into fists so tight that the paper she was holding tore in half. Kozik gave her a look that pinned her in her spot, but she gave him a glare that could challenge even Happy.
With a sigh, Kozik helped her off the workbench, gently placing her feet on the ground.
"You sit on the stool, you do only this part, and if anything feels wrong you stop immediately" Herman instructed, helping her sit on the rolling stool he had previously been occupying. Handing Alex the wrench he had been using, Kozik stood close and watched over her shoulder as she slid her nimble hands into the small space in the inner workings of the motorcycle.
The baby in her stomach was kicking up a storm in excitement, and Alex couldn't help but agree. For the first time since Happy had left for Ireland, Alex felt calm and at ease.