Last Time On Dimension Hoppers...

"I'm doing all the work here. How come you always get the easier stuff?" Venus asked. "Now I gotta do more work. Star decided to make a scene in Woolandia. Now everyone's pissed off because he was supposed to be in the Dominus Cloister, he still hasn't returned the Star Compass, and he even killed one of the priests. Now there's a greater possibility of a war between Mewni and Woolandia," Sitaare answered.

Venus sighed. "All that boy knows how to do is destroy things. He destroyed our efforts of making things peaceful. Everyone's gonna find out the Maßöffner are out and when they find that out, they're gonna realize that Toffee's out." "Every dimension in the Double U are invovled in this. I got so much king work to do I don't got time to deal with this Toffee shit," Sitaare said.

"Maybe we can find a way to distract everyone. Maybe a ball or something?" Venus suggested. "Yeah, then while the ball's going on, I can send some familiars to take care of stuff," Toffee added. "That works out. You get any info from the Zodiacs we have so far?" Venus asked. "I've tried all sorts of torture methods but they won't speak," Sitaare answered. "I see. Are they loyal to anyone else other than Toffee and Ludo?" Venus asked. "Although they're still under the effects of the Symbol of Ophiuchus, they are still very loyal to Star," Sitaare answered. Venus got an idea.

"Then I'll torture Star to death right in front of them if none of them say anything."


It happened at a hotel in Downtown Los Angeles.

In a suite, 10 Immortal members were playing poker. "Ayyyyy that was crazy homie!" One cried. "You shoulda seen the bitch!" Two cried. Three put a card down. "Fuck! Ima fucking shoot you!" Four cried. "Why you so good at this game, homie?" Five asked Three. Then he flicked him off when Three didn't say anything. "Yo, she tried to give me head but it was boringggggggg!" Six told Seven who was laughing. "Damn! Hahahaha!"

"Are we the only mature ones here?" Eight asked Nine. "I guess. Yo, where are we going again?" Nine asked. "We gotta go to China and shoot up some places. Damn, the boss man really wants the world to fear Immortal," Eight answered. "Oh well. We basically control the world now," Nine said. "Yo, once you think about it, who's the boss man?" One asked. "I know they call him Ludo or something," Seven answered.

"I don't really care. I be getting lots of money so I just do my shit," Five said. "Check the money bags," Three said. "You always get like this whenever we finish a deal," Two said, shaking his head. Four reached out to grab one of the black duffel bags. "Immortal is the king of the world. However goes against us has a death wish. Even world governments are scared of us now. Anyone could be part of Immortal, even the leaders. Nobody would be stupid enough to mess with us," One said.

"The money's gone!" Four cried. The others took the other duffel bags and checked them. Turns out, they were filled with Wonopoly money. "The fuck!? How did we get scammed!?" Six cried. Three saw a slip of paper in one of the bags and took it out. "Yo, what does it say!?" Four asked. Three showed everyone.

"PANDO THE GOD OF WAR WAS HERE"

They all tilted their heads in confusion. "...is this a joke?" Eight asked. "Wow. Someone is dumb enough to mess with us," One said. "The fuck is a Pando? Sounds like panda," Seven asked. "This ain't good. We finna die," Nine said. "When did this happen!? I know the client paid us real money!" Six cried. "And we been keeping close watch," Two said. "One of us musta done this," Five concluded. They all turned at Ten who hadn't said anything the whole time.

In the hotel, which was a 5 star hotel, it was nice and quiet. Everyone was asleep and the workers who had the night shift were relaxing. Imagine their surprise when they hear gunshots and yelling. Everyone woke up and started running all over the place in fear and panic. The police, ambulance, and news people were rushing to the hotel. By the time they arrived, the shooting had stopped.

The police bragged into the suit where the shooting occured. Then they gasped. The poker game was scattered all over the palce and the furniture was destroyed. But what got them gasping wasn't the mess. It was the members. The floor was filled with blood and the disabled arms, hand, and fingers of the members were put as little trees. As for the rest of the body parts, they were all put in a nicely organized pile. Then sitting in front of the pile were the heads of the members. The faces had smiles but the smiles were held by gun bullets. The eyes were wide open. On the wall written in blood was a message.

"PANDA DECLARES WAR ON IMMORTAL"


Act 4: the conjuring hour.


"The police are still baffled by the event. Immortal, a world-wide drug cartel and terrorist group originating from Los Angeles, California, has been attacked by someone simply known as 'Panda'. Many gangs from around the world and high ranking officials from other countries are part of Immortal and have spread terror all over the world. The 9 men who were massacred were members of the gang 13B which is with Immortal. Officials report there being 10 men entering the place. The 10th man is nowhere to be found. There is no way a simple person could brutally murder 9 men. It could be that Panda is a group wanting to challenge Immortal. Are they friend of foe?"

Angie sighed as she continued to watch the news. "I understand that Immortal is a horrible group but what Panda did was just down right evil." Leo, Star, and Macaria were eating breakfast on the kitchen island. Ever since their little fight, Macaria and Star weren't talking to each other so while they ate, Macaria had her earbuds in and was watching the news on her phone while the Mewmans were watching the news on the TV wirh Angie as they ate.

"Damn. Panda barges in, brutally kills everyone in the room, then leaves a message. And it seems like he had fun doing it. Look at the masterpiece he made with the bodies," Leo said. "That's definitely something that Pando would do," Star said. "I know, right? Pando's got some competition," Leo answered. "I wonder how he feels about this," Star said.

Suddenly they realized something and simultaneously gasped. "Panda can't be Pando...can it?" Leo asked Star. Macaria, who had heard what Leo just said since the audio was going to the next song suddenly realized something too. Brittney had told her that she and Pando are planning on taking over the world and Pando's drug cartel is named Panda. Wait, Brittney was serious!? She thought in horror.

At school, everyone was talking about it. "Omg! Like, my aunt's friend's friend's friend's cousin's husband's brother's ex fiancé's daughter's mom's cousin's mom was staying at that hotel!" Chantal, one of Brittney's friends, cried before bursting out into tears. Everyone started comforting her. "Yo, do you think Immortal's gonna come here?" "Yikes. Now I'm freaking out." "Out of all names, why Panda?" "Yo, I'm in a gang and I think the gang I'm in is with Immortal. Am I gonna be killed next?" "This ain't it!"

Macaria met up with Brittney in the morning as usual. When they were in the classroom, Macaria decided it was the best time for her to ask Brittney what she wanted to ask. "So, you were actually serious about taking over the world?" Macaria asked in a low voice. "Duh. Honestly, people gotta start listening to me more," Brittney answered in a low voice.

"I get y'alls plan to take over the world is to be some sort of drug cartel thing, but like, why go after Immortal?" Macaria asked. "You gotta take down the top dogs. Once they're off the throne, then everyone knows not to mess with you and you got the world in your hands," Brittney answered. "Yeah, but why Immortal?" Macaria pressed. "Immortal is a bunch of things. Gangs, human and drugs traffickers, terrorists, and more. They control the criminal world and governments are trying to get rid of them. Simple. If Pando gets rid of Immortal, we win. Immortal's the top dog," Brittney answered.

Macaria sighed. "I just can't believe you were serious. And are you ok with Pando brutally murdering those gangsters?" Brittney thought about it for a while. "They had it coming. Besides, Pando's a god. He was just giving them divine judgement." "...no comment," Macaria responded.

Pando then entered the classroom. Star came up to him. "Mwahahahahaha! The path to world domination feels great!" Pando cried. "But why Earth? You're gonna be King of Woolandia soon," Star asked. "Why not Earth? Mewman, I know we have some weird alliance but hurry up and do yo thang! Once I'm done conquering Earth, I'm out," Pando told Star before pulling out some 100 dolar bills and fanning himself with them.

Star sat back down and Leo joined him. "Did you figure out why Pando is attacking Immortal?" Leo asked. "He's doing it for fun instead of looking for the Star Compass and helping us out like he's supposed to," Star answered. Leo shook his head. "Pando's made this much progress. I won't lose to him. Let's go Maßöffner hunting tonight," Star said. "What about the girl?" Leo asked. "We're obviously not bringing her," Star answered. Leo smiled. "Good."

After school, Star had work at Ordinary Store. Leo, who was currently unemployed, walked around the store. "How did you guys find Maßöffner in the past?" Jan asked as he recorded himself doing the renagade Tok Tik dance a bunch of times. "They came to us," Star answered, playing with the cash register.

If it wasn't obvious, today was a slow day. "Yo, what has Glossaryck been up to?" Star asked. "We haven't talked since we been to Woolandia," Jan answered. Leo suddenly came up with a bucket full of snacks and sodas. "These snacks look good! I want them!" Leo cried. Jan stopped his dance. "Ok, since I'm the Earthling, I'm also the wise one! You can't just take whatever you like, you gotta pay for it!" Jan cried. "And we gotta use Earthling money!" Star added. "But I don't have any Earthling money..." Leo said.

Star ane Jan huddled together. "Wait, he serious? How's he been surviving on Earth?" Jan whispered. "I mean to be fair, he was knocked out most of the time," Star whispered back. "So should we let him work here to earn some money?" "Duh!" "The only position he can have here is as a janitor though." "Janitor? What's that?" "A job." "Sure, give him that."

Star and Jan broke up their huddle and faced Leo. "Congratulations! You've been promoted to the role of a janitor!" Jan cried. Leo's eyes grew wide. "Yessssssssssssssss! Ima get me to Earthling cash!"

Later, Star and Leo were walking around town and were eating the snacks Star bought from Ordinary Store. "So, how does this work again, boss?" Leo asked. "They like my ring so if they see it, they're gonna go after it," Star answered. Suddenly, the ring started glowing. "Woah! You're right!" Leo cried.

They someone running off. "Chase that Earthling!" Star cried. The Mewman ran all over town in a futile attempt to catch the Maßöffner.

The next night, someone pickpocketed Star's wallet. "Ahhhh! Come back here, Earthling!" Star cried, chasing after the thief. Leo noticed Star's ring was glowing. "Yo, that's the same guy we were chasing last night!" Leo cried. That caused Star to run faster than he was earlier.

They got the wallet back, but lost the Maßöffner.

The night after the next night, Star and Leo stayed around the place where the Maßöffner was found the first two times. He cracked his knuckles. "We gonna catch that thing!" He cried. Leo was busy reading a magazine he found at a kiosk. "Hmmm...interesting..."

Star's ring started glowing. When he looked up, he saw that the Maßöffner was on a building. "He's up!" Star cried as he jumped. "Ug. And I was enjoying that," Leo mumbled as he threw his magazine off to the side and joined Star.

Star had his Skyblade and was jumping building to building in order to catch up with the Maßöffner. "Come back here!" He yelled.

The Maßöffner kicked him off the building and ran off.

Star wouldn't stop sighing the next day. He had work on Ordinary Store and Jan was currently teaching Leo the Ways of the Janitor. "This is the mop. You dip it in this liquid, you see," Jan could be heard saying. Star impatiently tapped his fingers on the counter while he thought of all sorts of ways to capture the Maßöffner.

Leo and Jan noticed this. "Yo, why's he like this?" Jan whispered to Leo. "Maßöffner problems," Leo answered. "That's it!" Star cried. The other 2 jumped up in surprise. "Janna! Bring me your phone!" Star cried. "Um, why?" Jan asked, unlocking his phone. "We can use magic to track the Maßöffner! Glossaryck has magic!" Star answered. "Oh yeah!" Jan realized.

He put his phone screen up on the counter and the boys huddled around it. "How did we talk to Glossaryck in Woolandia?" Leo asked. "Through text," Jan answered. "Text...?" Leo asked, obviously clueless as to whay a text is. Jan took his phone, went to messages, found the message Glossaryck sent, and started to text him.

Me: yo, blu guy! we need u!

"Now we wait," Jan said as he put his phone down. 5 minutes passed. No action. "Glossaryck! Come out!" Star cried. "Wait! He likes pudding! I'll get some from the back," Jan said before running off. "Hey, Glossaryck," Star said. Nothing happened. "I thought he would be like Sere," he said, pushing down on the home button. Still, nothing happened.

Jan returned with chocolate pudding. He opened it and with a card that was on the counter he fanned the aroma towards his phone. Still, Glossaryck wouldn't appear. "How come he won't leave the thin rectangular object?" Leo asked. "Like I know! I'm new to this alien stuff!" Jan answered.

"I guess we have no choice then," Star concluded. The boys looked at him in curiosity. Star grabbed the phone and lifted it up. "?" Leo responded. Jan suddenly realized what Star was about to do. "No! Don't throw my phone!" He cried, blocking Star. "This is the only way! He won't come out when we were nice, now we gotta force him out!" Star cried. "Ohhhh! Nice thinking, boss!" Leo cried, giving Star a thumbs up.

"I'll learn magic then!" Jan cried. "You will?" Star asked. Jan nodded. "Yeah! How hard can it be?"


"Ok, Janny. You got this," Jan told himself as soon as he sat down at the computer at his house after work. He kookled how to do magic and clicked search. "Yes! MikiHow has it!" He cried. He started reading what mikiHow said. "Hmmmm...I see...interesting...oh...wow...I can feel the knowledge!" He suddenly got up from the computer, walked over to the couch, and dug through the cussions for a coin. "Ooo! A penny! Even more lucky!" Jan cried.

Kai entered the living room with his eyes glued to the Switch. "Yo, Kai, you wanna see a magic trick?" Jan asked. "No," Kai answered, sitting on the couch. Jan sat next to him. Kai groaned in annoyance. Jan hid the penny in one hand and rubbed his opposite elbow. Then, he purposely let the penny drop. "Woah! Where did that penny come from!?" Jan asked. "You're not slick," Kai said before walking away. "I don't understand...how come the trick didn't work?" Jan mumbled as he continued looking at ways to learn magic.

The next day, Jan, who had stayed up all night learning magic, came to school in a good mood. "Yo, you learn magic yet?" Star askes Jan. "Yep! Ima demonstrate it on one of the ladies. Earthling ladies love magic," Jan said. "Ooooo!" Star responded, clearly interested.

Jan saw a girl so he put his arm around her. She scoffed and rolled her eyes. "What do you like want?" The girl, Chantal, asked in annoyance. "Do you wanna see a magic trick, mami?" Jan asked, playing with her hair. "Oooo, like yeah! Do a disappearing act so I don't gotta like see your ugly ass face!" She cried. She then saw Star so she cleared her throat. "Hey, Alister," she said, trying to keep her cool.

Jan let go of her and put his palm flat against the wall. He even made sure his arm was flat. "Like, I don't even know what he's doing. He's like such an idiot!" Chantal said to Star. He sushed her. "I wanna see what he's gonna do!" He cried.

Jan removed his hand off the wall, rubbed his elbow, and put his palm on the wall, except this time, the palm didn't touch the wall. "Tada~!" Jan cried. "Like, that's it!? Ugh, this is like the most stupidest thing ever! I like even wasted my fucking ti-" "Woahhhh! So cool! You got talent for magic! You gotta show everyone around the school!" Star cried, interrupting Chantal. She blinked.

During lunch, almost all of the guys crowded at Star and Jan's table. "Yoyoyo! Do the trick again!" One guy cried. Jan did the wall trick and the guys lost their shit. Soon, they tried doing it and they couldn't touch the wall after rubbing their elbow. "This is witchcraft!" "Woahhh! I'm sorry for looking down on you, man!" "Ima show this to my girlfriend!"

The wall trick became the talk of the school. All of the guys would crowed around Jan to "learn of his magical ways". Star acted as the bodyguard. The two best friends shared a high five. Jan has now been promoted to popular.

After school at Ordinary Store, Jan showed Leo the trick. "Cool, ain't it!?" Jan and Star asked Leo. "How would thag help us find the Maßöffner?" Leo asked. The other 2 boys were silent. "I want to find the Zodiacs, fix the Wand of Mewni, and go back home as soon as possible but all you guys keep on doing is playing around. Janna, I thought you would be a human who we could trust but you're useless. What you're doing isn't magic so never mind getting help from you. You can't even get Glossaryck to come out. This was a huge waste of my time. I'm outta here," Leo said before walking out of the store.

"Op. He's mad now. Don't take what he says to heart. He gets uncharacteristically serious when he's mad. I'll find him!" Star explained before going after Leo. What Leo just said to Jan hit him which caused him to start thinking long and hard as he continued doing work. Even as he walked home he was still deep in thought. When he was home, he suddenly got an idea so he got an idea.

Jan put his phone down in front of him. He was sitting in a dark room surrounded by candles. In one hand was a rosary. He kissed the cross hanging from the rosary before begining. "Oh great and powerful God of Knowledge Sire Glossaryck of Terms. In one hand is a rosary as protection. In another is a cup of chocolate pudding. I would like to learn how to do magic."

"Hahahahahaha...YEAH BABY!" Glossaryck's voice could be heard crying. The screen on Jan's phone started to shine a bright blue and Glossaryck materialized. "Woah! You're here!" Jan cried. "Of course I'm here! So, you want to learn magic, is that right?" Glossaryck asked. Jan nodded. "Hmmmm...nope," Glossaryck answered.

Jan blinked. "No?" "Nope," Glossaryck answered. "Why!?" Jan asked. "Let me find a way to set it straight for ya, kid," Glossaryck said, pondering ways to answer Jan's question. "You need to prove to me that you are serious about magic. Magic can easily fall into the wrongs hands and I have to make sure that your hands are pure."

"My hands are pure! All I wanna do is help my homeboy Star!" Jan objected. "Then tell me, kid. What is true magic?" Glossaryck asked. "True magic? I don't know, power?" Jan answered. "Wrong! If you don't know what true magic is then you're hands ain't so pure as you thought after all," Glossaryck said.

"Please gimme another chance for me to prove to you! I'm a human and humans aren't used to magic and aliens and dimensions and shit!" Jan begged. "Hmmm...fine. In the Kingdom of Nixi, they have these special ice crystals they call Snezhinka. They are the pride and joy of Nixi so they're not easy to obtain. Get me one using any method you can think of and I'll teach you magic," Glossaryck said. Jan's eyes grew wide. "I won't let you down!"


Macaria sighed as she wiped the windows. It was Saturday and none of them had work which meant cleaning time. Macaria usually enjoyed cleaning. It helped her get her mind off things. But, as she wiped the windows, she would see Star doing the outside work.

In her opinion, she was doing a good job at the no talking thing. Plus, her life was going back to normal. Somewhat. Brittney's planning world domination with Pando. That ain't normal. Star entered the house. "Oh, you're done? Good, wipe the counters," Angie told Star who nodded and got to work. "I'll check on Leo," Angie said before leaving the kitchen.

It was now just Star and Macaria. They didn't say anything to each other and continued doing their jobs. Macafia stood on her toes attempting to reach the high part of the windows but unfortunately couldn't. "You need help?" Star asked. Macaria didn't say anything. "You wanna swap jobs?" Star asked. Macaria still didn't say anything. "You still mad about last Saturday?" Star asked. Macaria didn't say anything. Star simply sighed and continued wiping the counter.

That was when he saw that Macaria got a text. Her phone was on the counter and it was on silent but the screen showed that she just got a text. Star was about to ignore it when he saw that the text was from Jackson. What does that punk want? Star wondered, reading the text.

Jackie Lynn: we still going to the movies?

Star felt a surge of annoyance. He was about to text Jackson back when he realized he didn't know Macaria's password. He wracked his brain and pondered over what it could be. He suddenly thought of her birthday. He typed in 112801. It didn't work. He tried other things 4 more times until he was locked out of her phone.

What am I doing? I'm supposed to keep my distance from her. But at the same time, I don't trust that Jackson. He knows too much. He's obviously planning something and he's gonna involve her. Yeah, that's why I'm doing this. To stop him and figure out what he's planning. That's it, he thought. Suddenly, his phone started ringing. He put Macaria's phone back down and answered his phone.

"Wassup, Janna?"

"Yoyoyoyoyo wassup! I needa go to Nixi! Take me there!"

"Why do you need to go to Nixi? How do you even know it exists?"

"Glossaryck said I needed to get him a Snezhinka."

"Woah, Glossaryck's talking!?"

"I know, right? Meet me right now at the skate park and take me to Nixi. Later, yo!"

Star hung up and put his phone back into his pocket. When he turned around, he saw Macaria looking dead at him with her "interrogation face". "What did you do?" She asked. "I gotta go somewhere with Jan," Star answered. Macaria frowned. "I heard Glossaryck. Isn't he like this great wizard?" "Yep!" "Star answered. "And you're going to Nixi?" Macaria asked. "Yep," Star repeated.

"What are you up to?" Macaria asked. "You're just a human so this is none of you business," Star answered. "Jan's part of this. I'm pretty sure he's human," Macaria pressed. "He's an exception," Star responded. "And why's he the exception?" Macaria asked. "Because he just is. Leo and I gotta go," Star answered.

Macaria grabbed Star by the arm. "I'm coming." "No, you're not. Dimension hopping is dangerous," Star said. "Ok, and? I've been to Crystalia. I was almost run over. I was chased by the intergalactic police. I was stranded in space for a while. I was nearly killed by Venus twice. I was very close to being raped. Yet, I'm still here. Let. Me. Come," Macaria explained.

"You almost got raped? Star asked. Fuck. That was supposed to be a secret! Macaria thought. "When did this happen?" Star asked. "A while back but that doesn't matter," Macaria answered. "Of course it matters!" Star cried.

They were silent.

"It was my old boss, but Venus gouged his eyes out so it's cool," Macaria reluctantly answered after a while. "How come you didn't call me?" Star asked. Macaria didn't say anything. "I coulda been the one to save you instead of Venus! I woulda done more than just gouge his eyes out!" Star cried. "I don't wanna talk about this anymore. Just let me go to Nixi and we'll be good," Macaria said. "No! I gotta know where he touched you and where he is now!" Star cried. "Star, please! Stop!" Macaria cried.

Star noticed that Macaria was hugging herself and was looking around uncomfortably. She even had tears in her eyes but it was obvious she was trying to stop them from falling. He sighed. "To make it up to you, I'll take you to Nixi. Happy?" I'm sorry for hurting you again. I shoulda realized that talking to someone about what you went through is not easy.

After telling Angie they had to get something, Star, Macaria, and Leo went to the skate park where Jan was skateboarding to pass the time. "Yo! We're here!" Leo announced. Jan stopped skating and ran over to the others. Star pulled out the Dimensional Scissors and created a portal.

Once they crossed it, they found themselves in the middle of a huge snow desert. Jan and Macaria immediately started shivering. "Th-th-th-this is Nixi?" Macaria asked. "It's so damn cold!" Jan cried. "Yep. Welcome to Nixi, one of the coldest places in probably the whole universe!" Star announced. "The Snowmen should be passing by around now," Leo said, looking around.

Star was about to take a step when a dagger flew past him. "What's going on?" Jan asked. "Fuck. I forgot Nixi don't like me! And I think they found me!" Star cried, grabbing Macaria's hand and running off. Jan and Leo followed. "What did you do to them!?" Macaria asked.

"I melted a whole city that was made out of ice..." Star answered. "You did what!?" Macaria cried. "But in my defense, it was on accident! I was staying at the city and it was cold so I decided to start a fire. It wasn't enough so I made it bigger and bigger. Then it spread everywhere. Once again, accident!" Star cried. "Star, I can't with you!" Macaria cried.

"Snowmen! There is Star the Destroyer! Kill him!" A girl cried. The group of men, correction, Snowmen, cheered and raised their weapons before charging. "Yo! It's hard to run in snow!" Jan cried before falling. "Marco, go with Leo!" Star cried before helping Jan up. They barely dodged a spear. "This place is flat! Where do we go!?" Jan asked as they ran. "Away from them!" Star answered.

Suddenly, a monster made our of snow appeared in front of them, causing them to stop running. "You are surrounded!" The girl said. Star groaned in annoyance. "Long time no see, Krissy!" "It's Kristall Sneg!" The girl, Kristall, cried. "I see you're still the same," Star said. Kristall noticed Macaria and Jan.

"You added 2 more Zodiacs? Honestly, what part of 'do not ever come back to Nixi or we'll trap you in a glacier for all eternity' do you not understand?" Kristall asked with annoyance. "We're here on business. We need a Snezhinka," Leo answered. "Hahahahahaha! No. Leave Nixi immediately," Kristall answered, turning around to return back to her group.

"But they're orders from a god!" Jan cried. "Sure," Kristall said. "The God of Knowledge Sire Glossaryck of Terms!" Jan cried. "Uh hu. Sure. Go away now. Bye!" Kristall cried. "The boy and I are humans. How did human get here In the first place? Humans aren't even supposed to know that this place exists," Macaria said. Kristall stopped walking.

"Humans!?" The Snowmen cried. "Yeah. We not playing. Get us something warm to wear and give us a Snezhinka," Macaria said. "You must see the king first. The Snezhinka is a part of Nixi's sacred treasure so only the king can give it to you," a Snowman said. Kristall sighed. "Follow us. Don't get lost."

Star, Leo, Jan, and Macaria followed Kristall and the other Snowmen to the City of Aurora where the king lived. As they travelled, it turned dark and millions of stars filled the night sky. They eventually stopped travelling and set up camp. The Snowmen, gifted with ice powers, made igloos for everyone. Jan passed out. Leo was busy drinking and playing with some of the other Snowmen. Macaria was struggling to make a fire.

"How do they keep warm?" Macaria mumbled to herself. "They're Snowmen. The colder, the better," Star answered, sitting next to her. "You gotta point," Macaria said. They watched the northern lights decorate the sky. "Never thought I'd see the northern lights ever in my life," Macaria commented.

"Marco, move closer to me," Star said. "Why?" Macaria asked. "You're cold and since you're a human you're more sensitive to the cold. If we're closer to each other, we can share body heat," Star answered. "You right, you right," Macaria said. The both of them awkwardly moved closer to each other. "Ok. This is enough," Star said. Macaria put her head on Star's shoulder. Star looked down at her. "To make us warmer," she answered. "Right," Star said. They continued to watch the northern lights until they fell asleep.

Eventually, Leo finished his game and left the Snowmen. That was when he saw Star and Macaria together. He took a blanket from his igloo and covered them with it. He watched them for a while before shaking his head and entering his igloo.

Once it was morning, they continued walking and soon arrived at the City of Aurora. As they walked through the city to the palace that looked like Saint Basil' Cathedral, Macaria couldn't stop admiring the city. She pulled out her phone and started recording.

She has entered Tourist Mode.

Star looked at her and shook his head in amusement. "You wanna see more?" He asked her. "That's one of the stupidest questions you've ever asked," Macaria answered. Star took her hand and they snuck away from the group. He lead her through the pathways between the onion domed buildings.

Soon, they found themselves standing in an open area where the buildings circled around them. Snowmen were buying things from each other and were playing around. Some were even dancing. "Nixi is a winter wonderland, but the Snowmen make the best out of it. Snowmen always stay together and find ways to have fun," Star said. Macaria recorded the scene.

They were then dragged by other Snowmen to dance with them. "Wait! I don't dance!" Macaria protested. Still, she was forced to dance anyway. Star laughed as he watched Macaria struggle to keep up. "Shut up!" Macaria cried.

"Yo! There you guys are!" Jan cried, joining them. "Ooooo! So we dancing now! Time to show off my mad dancing skills!" The three continued to dance around with the Snowmen until they heard Kristall clear her throat. "The faster we get to the king, the better." "Yo! You guys ditched me!" Leo cried as soon as the 3 rejoined the group. "Sorry, bro!" Star cried.

Eventually, they arrived at the palace. They were currently in the presence of the king, Snowman King Zvezdy Led Moroz Korol of Nixi. To put it bluntly, he wasn't happy. "Why is Prince Starious Butterfly in my presence!? I want him dead! Let's freeze him into a glacier!" Zvezdy cried. "They're here on the request of the God of Knowledge Sire Glossaryck of Terms. They need to obtain a Snezhinka," Kristall said.

"Right. Like I'm willing to give you one. Guards!" Zvezdy cried. "They come with humans!" Kristall cried. Jan and Macaria awkwardly waved. "Why are these lowly beings here in my palace!?" Zvezdy cried in anger. "That means they must be serious," Kristall told him.

"So you are positive the God of Knowledge sent you here?" Zvezdy asked. "Yep!" Star answered. "Hmmmm...fine. I will give you a Snezhinka," Zvezdy said. "Yes!" Star and Leo cried, high fiving. "Under one condition. I want you 4 to give me warmth," Zvezdy said. The 4 of them blinked.

"Nixi is cold and my heart is frozen. I do not know what it feels like to have warmth. Give me that, and I shall give you a Snezhinka. No compromises," Zvezdy explained. "Piece of cake! We'll make you the warmest being in the whole entire universe!" Star cried.

A few minutes later, Star, Leo, Jan, and Macaria were lost.

They were in a room with a large circular table and they were seated around the table. "How are we supposed to make him warm? I'm pretty sure we can't make him a fire," Leo asked. "Yeah. They're Snowmen so they'll melt," Star answered. "Oo! I gotta idea!" Jan cried. "Oooo! Spill!" Star and Leo cried. "I don't think he wants us to make him physically warm, but mentally warm! That's why we should make him a nice beach with golden sands and icepops! He'll feel warm!" Jan explained. "Woaaahhhhh! Janna definitely is a wise man!" Leo cried. "I know, right!?" Star cried.

They all got to work. With help from the servants, they were able to recreate a beach out in the square which was in front of the palace. As they worked, Macaria noticed something else. At first it was by accident. She had lost the others thanks to her sightseeing and accidentally stumbled on Kristall and Zvezdy flirting with each other. They're flirting, however, was really bad. They were so stiff and it seemed like they were roasting each other.

After the accidental encounter, she continued running into them and realized that they had feelings for each other but didn't know how to express them. She thought back to what Zvezdy had told them. "Frozen heart...warmth...oh!"

She ran out to the square. "Where were you, Diosa?" Jan asked. "Take this fake beach that don't even look like a beach down. I know what Zvezdy really wants," Macaria said. The boys blinked. "No." "Hear me out. Zvezdy is in love with Kristall but doesn't know how to express his love. He wants us to help him," Macaria explained. The boys were silent for a few seconds before bursting out into laughter. "You been watching way too many rom coms!" Star cried. "I'm being fureal!" Macaria cried.

She continued to grow more frustrated at the boys. "You guys are going along with my plan whether y'all want to or not! First of all, get rid of this beach. We're gonna make this place look like a romantic garden party. Later on, Star will help Zvezdy get ready while I help Kristall get ready. Leo and Jan will be in charged of getting the rest of the Snowmen settled," Macaria ordered. "Is she serious?" Leo asked. "At least it's better than her nagging," Star answered. "I'm just glad she's actually acknowledging me!" Jan cried.

They got to work. Eventually, the square looked like a tea party in the snow. Crystal lights gave the place a nice glow and the guests were all wearing their best outfits. Since the square's floors were made out of ice, the guests skated around. Jan poured hot chocolate for some of the other guests. Leo was running around and making sure they got everything that was on the checklist Macaria left for him. Star was with Zvezdy while Macaria was with Kristall.

"Yo! You're gonna like the surprise!" Star cried as he lead Zvezdy through the halls of the palace. "If I don't like it, you're gonna get frost bitten and trapped into a glacier," Zvezdy said. Marco better be right about this! Star nervously thought. The two could hear music coming from outside. "Music?" Zvezdy asked. "Hope you got your dancing feet ready," Star simply said.

When they arrived outside, everyone stopped what they were doing and bowed. "That's it? Where's the warmth I'm supposed to feel?" Zvezdy asked in disappointment. Suddenly, a carriage stopped and Macaria hopped out. She then helped Kristall down. Zvezdy gasped. Kristall, first of all, was wearing makeup for once. As for her dress, it looked like a nice, fluffy blob of snow outlining her curves decorated by ice crystals.

Zvezdy and Kristall nervously approached each other. "You look weird," Zvezdy said. "You're face looks weird," Kristall said. Macaria face palmed. Star held in a laugh. "You wanna skate?" Zvezdy asked. "It's whatever I guess," Kristall answered. She took his hand and they took the floor.

Everyone watch the two skate under the midnight sun. "You wanna continue skating with me for the rest of your life?" Zvezdy asked. "Do I have a choice?" Kristall asked. "Nope. You make my heart melt. It feels weird. Stay with me and I'll get used to it," Zvezdy answered. "You made my heart melt first so it's all your fault. I'll skate with you forever and make you heart melt some more as payback," Kristall said.

Soon, the Snowmen couples came to the floor and skated around them and it started snowing. The musicians played a nice slow song while the rest of the Snowmen talked amongst themselves. The popular conversation topic was a future royal wedding. Jan was busy enjoying his hot chocolate while Leo was eating some guest's food.

Macaria and Star were standing next to each other and watched the scene unfold. "Wow. Turns out you were right after all," Star said. "Of course I was. I'm always right," Macaria said. "Hey, you know that after this, we can't go on adventures together again," Star said. "What do you mean?" Macaria asked. "I thought I already told you why," Star answered. Macaria looked down. "Yeah. You did." "Exactly," Star said.

"You have a point. I'm not an alien so I have no right to be in you business. I've been way off my life plan. I gotta get things to go back to normal," Macaria said. "I can't and I won't drag you into my problems. Last time you were invovled, you nearly died. The only way to keep you from getting dragged in is if I keep my distance," Star said.

Suddenly, Jan and Leo pulled Macaria and Star away from each other. "Come on! Let's dance together!" Jan cried as he dragged Macaria away. "Boss, you gotta try the food! Leo cried as he dragged Star away. Macaria and Star looked back at each other.

I think I might have feelings for you.


A blind man was tied to a chair in the middle of an abandoned warehouse at around 3am. "H-H-Hello?" The man asked. All he heard was the echo of his voice. "Let me go! I've done nothing wrong! I'm just a blind man!" He yelled. That was when he finally heard footsteps approaching him. "How did you become blind, because I'm pretty sure you could see perfectly fine before," a man's voice asked. "The Devil gouged my eyes out," the blind man answered. "And why?" The man asked.

"I was simply expressing my love to this girl. She didn't want it though. Why though!? Why doesn't she want my love!? I don't understand! I'm always looking after her yet she pays me back by just sitting there and watching me get my eyes gouged out!? Yo, the bitch even left me there! That ain't right!" The blind man cried. "I have a set of eyes right here with me and they're waiting for you. What you want is revenge, am I correct?" The man asked. "Yes! Yes! Absolutely!" The blind man cried. The man snickered.

"Your wish is my command."


Now...it's time for...

Dimensional Interviews!

Jan: I'm back again, world!

Journalist: Are you ready?

Jan: Damn right I am!

Journalist: What did you think of last season?

Jan: Kinda unfair since I found out about everything at the end

Journalist: What do you think of this season so far?

Jan: I have magic now! Yay!

Journalist: Do you still like being the supporting character?

Jan: I thought I was promoted to a main character

Journalist: Alright. Now we'll be asking random questions that may or may not have to do with the story

Jan: Kk!

Journalist: What's your fashion style?

Jan: Like a bum

Journalist: Who do you think has the best sense of style?

Jan: Jackson

Journalist: Do you believe in ghosts?

Jan: Nope!

Journalist: What would you do if you met Janna Ordonia from Star vs the Forces of Evil?

Jan: Sleepover!

Journalist: What would you do during the purge?

Jan: I'd be friends with all of the killers!

Journalist: Would you raid Area 51?

Jan: Yep!

Journalist: What's your type?

Jan: Someone like Macaria. Perfect in every way

Journalist: Do you consider yourself as a bad guy?

Jan: I'm more of a good guy than everyone esle!

Journalist: In the story so far, which event would you like to go back in time to fix?

Jan: The day my baby sis died

Journalist: What do you think is gonna happen to you based on the events that's happend in the story so far?

Jan: I save everyone in the end

Journalist: What is your biggest wish?

Jan: I don't really have wishes

Journalist: What's your favorite movie genre?

Jan: Action movies

Journalist: What's the dumbest thing you ever done

Jan: People say I'm the definition of dumb

Journalist: What's your favorite subject?

Jan: Lunch

Journalist: Do you think you act like your zodiac sign?

Jan: I'm a Pisces, right? I don't think I do. Or maybe, I do...wait. What are Pisces like?

Journalist: What would you be famous for?

Jan: My Tok Tiks

Journalist: What do you think is going to happen next chapter?

Jan: Another fight scene

Journalist: List the cast from most favorite to least favorite

Jan: Macaria, Star, Pando, the Ikenga, Brittney, Venus, and Jackson

Journalist: Ok, last one, what's your New Year's Resolution?

Jan: To not make anyone disappointed in me

Journalist: I see. Thank you, Jan Ordonia, for letting us interview you! That's the end of Dimensional Interviews and don't forget to continue Dimension Hoppers!


Next Time On Dimension Hoppers...

"Cari, I just don't get it. If you want an internship so bad, just intern for Wong Cosmetics," Brittney suggested. "I want to be a lawyer so I should do something that has to do with law," Macaria said. She then found an internship that was suspiciously perfect. "You should totally do that one! It looks really good for colleges! Ugggg now I wanna do it!" Brittney cried. Macaria then found the catch.

She would have to intern for Erik Baasc.

Act 5: divide and conquer.


Wassup! It's ya gurl sugarsugarrush! Now it's reference time!

1.) "Yo, she tried to give me head but it was boringggggggg!"- I was listening to Immortal by 21 Savage (ironically I was writting a scene with Immortal in it) and that line was actually in the song. I heard it and ended up typing it

2.) Wonopoly- Monopoly

3.) Renagade Tok Tik Dance- On Tik Tok, there's this dance which is the renegade dance. I be doing it with my friends, sister, and cousins

4.) Leo getting stuck doing janitor work- It's gonna be a running gag

5.) Sere- Siri

6.) What Jan searched up- I literally searched up the same thing as Jan

7.) The wall trick- I actually found out about this at my overprotective cousin's house. We was watching the Saints' game when my little cousin did the trick. Me and my older and my other younger cousins were interested so we stopped watching the game and did the trick. Me and my cousin who showed us were the only ones who could touch the wall. The rest of my cousins were salty about it and blammed it on the fact that they were guys

8.) Nixi- From the word Nix which means snow in Latin. I made Nixi based off of mainly Siberia

9.) Snezhinka- Snowflake in Russian

10.) Kristall Sneg- Means Crystal Snow in Russian

11.) The architecture of the City of Aurora- I made it based off of Moscow and historical Russian sights

12.) Snowman King Zvezdy Led Moroz Korol of Nixi- Snowman King: He's the king of the Snowmen who have ice powers like Elsa and Jack Frost. Zvezdy: Means Stars in Russian. Led: Means Ice in Russian. Moroz: Means Frost in Russian. Korol: Means King in Russian

And that's all with the references! I feel like I rushed some parts. I hope I didn't. Oh well. But anyway...

IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Valentine's Day is coming up soon, guys! Are any of you guys spending it with a special someone? Hehehehe? *casually plays the Valentine is Coming Tik Tok*

Time to close this chapter! Is Pando doing the right thing? Will Jan be a good magician? How long will Star and Macaria continue to distance themselves from each other? Who do you think is the blind man and how is ge going to carry out his revenge? All will be revealed soon. Don't forget to review or leave me a PM! Later, yo!